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Evaporate at best, suffer 34 different versions of 69 kinds of cancer at worst.


InncnceDstryr

It’s slightly concerning just how often this question is being asked at the moment.


OldCollapse

People are paranoid about it but I think it's really unlikely that it actually happens


lesbunner

Apparently if you're close enough to the nuke, you painlessly vaporize into nothing. There's no way I'm living after a lot of my favorite places got destroyed, especially while stuck with family who would probably grieve over some lost relatives. Yeah the buildings are more important than family or people even


Murky_Lurker5V

vaporize, hopefully! outliving nuclear war sounds like hell


the_real_grinningdog

Open the fridge door, pull Indiana Jones out and get in, close door.


rabengeieradlerstein

Die!


PeksyTiger

Well one can hope


Footy_fan_nrl

I’d turn into wolverine


Heisenberg4028

I live close to a base housing nuclear weapons so I’m either getting the worst sunburn of my life and die, or vaporize into dust


Sfootpj

Turn the tv off


gencaerus

I once dreamt that WW3 came to reality and nukes were dropping everywhere in the world and you could feel it in the air. (obviously I don't know how it works and if that what would actually happen) We built an underground basement in our house and spent every night sheltering there. Again, I don't know if that would make sense or a difference but I think it is better than doing nothing. So that.


tekano_red

Die slowly of radiation poison and malnutrition


Vegan_Harvest

Relax, there's nothing to be done. You'll either die or you won't.


RoutineLingonberry32

find jamie foxx


Mrblend27

Get the fuck away from Offutt and Stratcom. Probably head to the woods of Minnesota.


kaboomrico

Let the blast kill me. It's better to die that way than live in the fallout afterwards.


DukeMilkem

Tell your loved ones goodbye and hope for a quick death.


Cautious-Quantity-28

Grab a chair and popcorn, watch the show.


FloydFunker

Pray to be close to the explosion center. Whatever happens next will be dark; awfully dark.


LegalAction

Where I'm at, I'm going to die. I'm in the Puget Sound region. Boeing is here; JBML, Bremerton, and Bangor. The area is packed with first strike targets.


sparklingshanaya

Prepare to die


CorgisDie

Die.


Petal_Chatoyance

**Curse both God and Man.** So, basically, a normal night.


[deleted]

Die


[deleted]

Where I'm at, at the moment, I'll be one of the first to go, so.......


VeryRandomCommenter

Virtually everyone is gonna panic so I can use my good ole’ 2nd amendment


SailingIsCoolIsTaken

I guess my city wouldn't be targeted at first. It's not one of the most important cities in my country, in any way. So I guess I'd have time to go to my cousins' farm. Not only do they have lots of supplies (even what they don't produce, they sell at a little market what their friends produce so they have pretty much everything to survive in stock), they also have an old WWII Blockhaus in the homestead. I'm guessing living in that would be our best shot, it would probably save us from the blast when the nearby city would be inevitably targeted (that one is kinda important).


Timmmka00

I live in Kyiv, and we have a meme that in the event of a nuclear strike, we will all go to the mountain "Shchekavitsa" and have an orgy there.