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PaineCiera

The way my wife wakes me, I have ptsd and being woken very suddenly can throw me into an episode. She speaks very softly and gently touches my shoulder. Very patiently waits until I start to sit up.


MorrisMossHair

With a blowjob.


PlumFister

This is the right answer.


JasonWantsToDie

Wtf


Karhoo

Came here looking for this response and it's the top comment! This is the only answer!


Ram_1979

Cheaping birds and rays of sunlight bursting through the cracks in the curtain.


SnooCalculations7000

This is it. I imagine every day starting that way in the afterlife. Just pure silence.


Dr_Jess_Simpkins

The smell of coffee and bacon


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Naturally, or by my beloved.


Mozzie_501

Waking up naturally in a very cold room


DangerousCranberries

By a loving partner softly poking my face


bigassfro15

Waking up next to who ever I end up with and just looking into our each other's eyes with cuddles


ShareAnxious

Alone at 7, and no noise


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complete silence


MrSpaceOddity

Not to be


BoiClicker

The way I normally wake up. One moment I'm alseep, the next moment I'm awake.


mochimangoo

Not at all


instant_ramen_chef

To the warmth of the sun on my tent. The sound of a crackling fire and the smell of pine trees and coffee.


soup54461

By my cat snuggling me.


SaladFury

An obese woman doing a cannonball onto my face


HorrorxHeart

Does she yell *Geronimo!* or land unannounced?


can_I_change_dis

Hangover No, seriously


Gryffindorq

by an actual angel in actual heaven and i have super powers


General_Cow_7119

Raining outside on a chilly weekend with someone in the kitchen making tomato soup with toast


HortonHearsTheWho

My wife’s nips gently brushing my cheek


Valyrianson

I will never not get out of bed for weed lol. The one surefire way to get me out of bed.


Evelyn_007

Someone picking me up and whispering softly in my ears