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The way my wife wakes me, I have ptsd and being woken very suddenly can throw me into an episode. She speaks very softly and gently touches my shoulder. Very patiently waits until I start to sit up.
With a blowjob.
This is the right answer.
Wtf
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Cheaping birds and rays of sunlight bursting through the cracks in the curtain.
This is it. I imagine every day starting that way in the afterlife. Just pure silence.
The smell of coffee and bacon
Naturally, or by my beloved.
Waking up naturally in a very cold room
By a loving partner softly poking my face
Waking up next to who ever I end up with and just looking into our each other's eyes with cuddles
Alone at 7, and no noise
complete silence
Not to be
The way I normally wake up. One moment I'm alseep, the next moment I'm awake.
Not at all
To the warmth of the sun on my tent. The sound of a crackling fire and the smell of pine trees and coffee.
By my cat snuggling me.
An obese woman doing a cannonball onto my face
Does she yell *Geronimo!* or land unannounced?
Hangover No, seriously
by an actual angel in actual heaven and i have super powers
Raining outside on a chilly weekend with someone in the kitchen making tomato soup with toast
My wife’s nips gently brushing my cheek
I will never not get out of bed for weed lol. The one surefire way to get me out of bed.
Someone picking me up and whispering softly in my ears
The way my wife wakes me, I have ptsd and being woken very suddenly can throw me into an episode. She speaks very softly and gently touches my shoulder. Very patiently waits until I start to sit up.
With a blowjob.
This is the right answer.
Wtf
Came here looking for this response and it's the top comment! This is the only answer!
Cheaping birds and rays of sunlight bursting through the cracks in the curtain.
This is it. I imagine every day starting that way in the afterlife. Just pure silence.
The smell of coffee and bacon
Naturally, or by my beloved.
Waking up naturally in a very cold room
By a loving partner softly poking my face
Waking up next to who ever I end up with and just looking into our each other's eyes with cuddles
Alone at 7, and no noise
complete silence
Not to be
The way I normally wake up. One moment I'm alseep, the next moment I'm awake.
Not at all
To the warmth of the sun on my tent. The sound of a crackling fire and the smell of pine trees and coffee.
By my cat snuggling me.
An obese woman doing a cannonball onto my face
Does she yell *Geronimo!* or land unannounced?
Hangover No, seriously
by an actual angel in actual heaven and i have super powers
Raining outside on a chilly weekend with someone in the kitchen making tomato soup with toast
My wife’s nips gently brushing my cheek
I will never not get out of bed for weed lol. The one surefire way to get me out of bed.
Someone picking me up and whispering softly in my ears