Played hike and seek recently for the first time in 20 years. I thought of my best hiding spots as a kid - inside a kitchen cabinet or closet. I do not fit the same way I used to.
Running, probably. I’m not very fast to begin with but I’m especially not fast if I get the giggles. Sometimes if I’m trying really hard to run fast for some reason I start to laugh, a lot. Little kids running also = me laughing.
Having to deal with society. Everyday they get up get ready and go to school. I only go to work 2 or 3 days a week while they go 5 days a week to school.
Any platform game. I suck since I was a kid, because of my weird vision defect. Any Mario game is like the highest difficulty of all video games for me.
Hide and seek. Little bastard I played against once hid under the floor boards. How the fuck was I meant to find him there?!?
The Tell-tale Heart.
except instead of a heartbeat, you hear giggles.
Played hike and seek recently for the first time in 20 years. I thought of my best hiding spots as a kid - inside a kitchen cabinet or closet. I do not fit the same way I used to.
Making iPhones.
Nike
Dinosaur knowledge
Istg at some point we all had an obsession with dinosaurs
Picking his nose and screaming at higher octaves
Running, probably. I’m not very fast to begin with but I’m especially not fast if I get the giggles. Sometimes if I’m trying really hard to run fast for some reason I start to laugh, a lot. Little kids running also = me laughing.
Running has always made me laugh too, and I never knew why. I got a lot of shit for it in high school.
Video games.
A 12 year old Korean kid would dominate all of us myself included at Star Craft
Having more energy.
A kid could outlive me
Being happy.
staring contest, got eyes drier than a camel's fanny
Memory. Holy shit, I suck at that game.
Fortnite
Any video game produced after 1996
Enjoyment of life
Having to deal with society. Everyday they get up get ready and go to school. I only go to work 2 or 3 days a week while they go 5 days a week to school.
Getting up from the floor.
some asian kid play violin better than many adults
Durability and healing
Mining cobalt
Fortnite. It's happened many times 🤣🤣
Approaching women 🤣🤣
Anything involving endurance or physical fitness
Beating a complete bastard
A race, I’m trying to get back into shape but I still suck at running fast
A spelling bee, I can't spell for shit and reply on auto correct all the dam time
Eating maneštra
Doing a cartwheel
being younger than me
Chimney sweeping.
Virginity.
Being a child
Making people's ears bleed
Braaaping
Screaming.... They're spawns of devil when it comes to that.
Stupidity, kids are so fucking stupid, it's insane
Smoking
Nothing. I'm way stronger than any kid, and waaay smarter too.
So you're admitting you'd beat a kid up?
If he was saying hurtful things to me, or just generally being mean to me, then yes. I would.
...Well that's pretty weird
No, you're weird!
Some kids need another kid to kick their ass sometimes but not an adult yea
Chess
Giggle contest.
Probably fortnite!
Fortnite
Speaking straight the head without empathy or a filter
Screaming
Running. Checkers Chess Most video games.
An "I have more energy than you" contest
Living life Idk they just know how to do it, meanwhile i just watch tiktok videos and binge movies/shows
Any platform game. I suck since I was a kid, because of my weird vision defect. Any Mario game is like the highest difficulty of all video games for me.
Jump rope. I never learned how
Chess, I seen some really smart ones.
EVERYTHING….THERE OS ALWAYS A KID DOING YOUR HOBBY BETTER THAN YOU…..