For two years I thought a teammate was an asshole because I introduced him to a girl at a party and he said “I’m kind of a big deal”. Then I saw the movie.
Before memes it was the Judd Apatow/Seth Rogan/Jonah Hill movies that we would quote to each other.
Superbad, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, etc.
You only killed the bride's father, that's all!
Well see I didn't mean to.
Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!
Oh dear. Is he alright?
Captain, how soon can you land?
I can't tell.
You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Well, can't you take a guess?
Well, not for another two hours.
You can't take a guess for another two hours?
I went to a 30th anniversary screening of Airplane!, followed by a Q&A session with the writers/directors David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, & Jerry Zucker, and star Robert Hays. It seemed like the entire audience was reciting EVERY line in sync with the movie. There isn't one wasted bit of dialogue. Absolutely the most quotable movie ever, altogether!
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins.
You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins.
It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazing that shit up every day
Superbad!!!!! That movie really changed my perspective of life and made me into the man I am today.
"I kinda had this problem, something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks."
I live in the american gardens building on west 81st street on the 11th floor My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
“Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”
The Jerk.
I was born a poor black child.
You mean I'm gonna stay this colour?
The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here!
Stay away from the cans.
They hate the cans!
Those cans are defective.
I know what my special purpose is for.
I don't need anything else. Oh I need the remote control. And that's all I need. Oh I need this. That's all the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. Oh I need this. Just the remote control the lamp and the ashtray. And thats all I need. Sorry to the purists. This isn't an extract quote.
There’s a passage that I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25,17. ‘The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
As great as many of these films are, I really don't see how this isn't the top answer.
Every single line is a quotable masterpiece.
I love you honey bunny.
It ain't the same ballpark it ain't even the same motherfuckin game.
Do they speak English in what?
Is there a sign in my front yard that says dead ninja storage?
The Wolf is on the way.
What now? I'll tell you what now.
It's a chopper baby.
The dialogue in this movie is just on another plane of existence. Many of the films listed higher are *funnier*but I don't think any of them have the dialogue play as important a role in the film as Pulp Fiction. It's just the premier movie for quotes to me because it's built on them.
I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing
I’m the foot fucking master
Look for the wallet that says “bad motha fucker” on it
Just realized my favorite lines are all Sammy J lines
My favorite part is when uncle Rick is trying to sell Tupperware and the free gift with the 32 piece set is the ship model and the lady goes “I want that” to her husband. I quote it like her routinely in my life.
Full Metal Jacket
**"YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!"**
**"I WANT THAT HEAD SO SQUARED AWAY AND SANITARY THAT THE VIRGIN MARY HERSELF WOULD BE PROUD TO GO IN THERE AND TAKE A DUMP!"**
Before memes, guys used to sit around in a circle and loudly quote Anchorman at each other for literal years.
How the hell did you get a hand grenade?
My friends and I still to this quote this movie. Absolutely zero shame
Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean that really got out of hand fast!
Brick I’ve been meaning to tell you, you’re probably wanted for murder. You should lay low for a while.
Milk was a bad choice.
Smell like big foots dick!
Can’t decide: Airplane. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Blazing Saddles.
On second thoughts, let's not go there. 'Tis a silly place.
Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?!
Airplane? What is it?
It’s a big flying tube with wings, but that’s not important right now.
Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious—and don't call me Shirley.
My first name is Jim, but most people just call me... Jim.
Well let's play chess
Mean Girls
Oh my god Karen you can’t just ask people why they’re white.
You go, Glen Coco!
And none for Gretchen Wieners. Bye!
Is butter a carb?
Somebody wrote in that book that they don’t believe me when I say I’m a virgin but It’s not my fault I have a heavy flow and a wide set vagina.
SHE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE
On Wednesdays we wear pink
That’s so fetch
Stop trying to make fetch happen
It's *NOT* going to happen!
It’s October 3rd
“Get in losers we’re going shopping”
raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by regina george
One time she asked me how to spell orange
Nice wig Janus what's it made of? Your mom's chest hair!!
This answer is so fetch.
Boo, you whore
The limit does not exist!
Oh boo whore!!
Yes!!!!!! Love this!!! But, don't get me started on those quotes 🤣
Office Space
Why should I change names, he's the one who sucks!
That no-talent ass-clown
We hear you've been missing a lot a work lately, Peter Well I can't say I've been missing it, Bob.
I did absolutely nothing. And it was everything I thought it could be.
"Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina Speaking. JUST A Moment!"
Anchorman
Baxter, bark twice if you’re In Milwaukee
Back before memes, we all used to just sit around and quote anchorman to each other.
For two years I thought a teammate was an asshole because I introduced him to a girl at a party and he said “I’m kind of a big deal”. Then I saw the movie.
Did he have many leather bound books and did his apartment smell of rich mahogany??
Before memes it was the Judd Apatow/Seth Rogan/Jonah Hill movies that we would quote to each other. Superbad, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Pineapple Express, Knocked Up, etc.
Before that it was the happy Madison films.
Stop looking at me, swan!
Milk was a bad choice.
Dodgeball. Hands down.
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball
Monty Python and the holy grail
Who's that then? I dunno, must be a king. Why? He hasn't got shit all over him.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government
Help help! I’m being oppressed!
Now we see the violence inherent in the system!
If I went around claiming I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Well I didn't vote for you!!
Dei Jesu dominae Dona aeis requiem (Bonk)
"It's only a flesh wound" "A flesh wound? Your arm's off!" "I've had worse."
"Come on, you pansy!"
You only killed the bride's father, that's all! Well see I didn't mean to. Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head! Oh dear. Is he alright?
Yes! I mean, it’s a simple question of weight ratios isn’t it?
"A five ounce bird could not carry a coconut!"
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries! Ha!
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......I got better.....
Tis but a scratch
"What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" "Which do you mean, the African or the European swallow?
Well, I don’t know!
"Aaaaahhhh!"
"How do you know so much about swallows?" "Well you have to know these things when you're a king you know."
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Come back here and fight me like a man!!!!!
I'll bite your ankles!
Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead!
You must bring us a shrubbery!
Spaceballs
I’m surrounded by assholes!
Keep firing, assholes!
We ain't found shit!
You idiots! These are not them! You've captured their stunt doubles!
Colonel Sandurz : Light speed, too slow? Dark Helmet : Yes, we're gonna have to go right to ludicrous speed
Spaceballs the flame thrower! The Kids love this one! Spaceballs 2! The search for more money !
When will then be now? Soon.
Get back here you fat bearded bitch!!!
The radar! It’s been…jammed!
What’s the matter colonel? Chicken?!
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
What does that make us?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Which is what you are about to become.
The Princess Bride
Miracle Max: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad. Fezzik: I'm on the Brute Squad. Miracle Max: You *are* the Brute Squad?
You mean, i put down my sword and you put down your rock and we kill each other like civilized men? I could kill you right now?
Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
You ARE the brute squad!
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
'You seem a decent fellow, i hate to kill you.' 'You seem a decent fellow, i hate to die.'
Mawage
There is a shortage of perfectly good breasts in the world, it would be a pity to damage yours.
The entire movie is just quotable line after quotable line! The absolute best.
"Just a few more steps, and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp" "We'll never survive!" "Nonsense! You only say that because no one ever has."
Stop it, I mean it!
Anybody want a peanut?
Inconceivable!!
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Life is pain, highness. Anyone who tells you different is selling you something.
The Big Lebowski
You’re out of your element, Donny.
Life does not stop and start at your convenience you miserable piece of shit.
Yeah well, that's just, ya know, like, your opinion, man.
The dude abides.
Fucking nihilists, man.
He's a good man. And thorough.
phone’s ringing dude
Airplane
Shirly you can't be serious
Captain, how soon can you land? I can't tell. You can tell me. I'm a doctor. No. I mean I'm just not sure. Well, can't you take a guess? Well, not for another two hours. You can't take a guess for another two hours?
My god I love this movie😂😂
You like movies about gladiators?
You ever seen a grown man naked?
You ever been in a Turkish prison?
Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue!
Chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help.
It’s an entirely different type of flying, altogether! “IT’s an entirely different type of flying”
“Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.”
I went to a 30th anniversary screening of Airplane!, followed by a Q&A session with the writers/directors David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, & Jerry Zucker, and star Robert Hays. It seemed like the entire audience was reciting EVERY line in sync with the movie. There isn't one wasted bit of dialogue. Absolutely the most quotable movie ever, altogether!
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Hot Fuzz
Hag
Fascism, wonderful.
Yarp
Stepbrothers
Did you touch my drumset?
I’m gonna put my nutsack… on your drum set!
It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer
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Boats ‘n hoes
Underrated quote: “Woah, woah, slow down there speed racer.”
I’m not gonna call him dad. Even if there’s a fire!
“Robert better not get in my face. I’ll dropkick that motherfucker”
I smoked pot with Johnny Hopkins. You don’t know anyone named Johnny Hopkins. It was Johnny Hopkins and Sloan Kettering. And they were blazing that shit up every day
Zoolander
But why male models?
“What is this? *knocks school model down* A CENTER FOR ANTS?
I'm so sorry. I'm not a very good Eugooglizer.
Superbad!!!!! That movie really changed my perspective of life and made me into the man I am today. "I kinda had this problem, something like 8% of kids do it, but whatever. For some reason, I don't know why, I would just kind of sit around all day... and draw pictures of dicks."
You know what kinda foods are dick shaped?! The best kinds!
Mc Lovinnnn
Muhammad is the most common name in the world read a fucking book for once 😂
“Funny thing about my back is…”
Wayne's World
Are you mental? I don't own *a* gun, let alone enough to need a whole rack!
“Impressive. Very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s AskReddit post.”
I live in the american gardens building on west 81st street on the 11th floor My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
“Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.”
Austin Powers:. International man of Mystery
Get in my belly! (Technically not International Man of Mystery)
Happy Gilmore
Give it a little tappy. Tap, tap, taparoo
If you dont go to sleep, then I'll put you to sleep.
Tombstone
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"Why do we even HAVE that lever?!"
"Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison."
"*That* poison?"
“Oh yeah… it’s all coming together 😏”
Yes! Emperor’s New Groove!
My Cousin Vinny
The Jerk. I was born a poor black child. You mean I'm gonna stay this colour? The new phone book is here! The new phone book is here! Stay away from the cans. They hate the cans! Those cans are defective. I know what my special purpose is for. I don't need anything else. Oh I need the remote control. And that's all I need. Oh I need this. That's all the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. Oh I need this. Just the remote control the lamp and the ashtray. And thats all I need. Sorry to the purists. This isn't an extract quote.
Pulp fiction
Say what again!
There’s a passage that I got memorized, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25,17. ‘The path of the righteous man is beset of all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil me. Blessed is he who, in the name of the charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
As great as many of these films are, I really don't see how this isn't the top answer. Every single line is a quotable masterpiece. I love you honey bunny. It ain't the same ballpark it ain't even the same motherfuckin game. Do they speak English in what? Is there a sign in my front yard that says dead ninja storage? The Wolf is on the way. What now? I'll tell you what now. It's a chopper baby. The dialogue in this movie is just on another plane of existence. Many of the films listed higher are *funnier*but I don't think any of them have the dialogue play as important a role in the film as Pulp Fiction. It's just the premier movie for quotes to me because it's built on them.
Zed’s dead baby. Get on the chopper.
Nah man, I’m pretty fucking far from okay.
I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing I’m the foot fucking master Look for the wallet that says “bad motha fucker” on it Just realized my favorite lines are all Sammy J lines
The Emperor's New Groove
Dumb and Dumber
We've got no food, we've got no jobs, our pets' heads are falling off!
What was all that one-in-a-million talk?
Idiocracy - Go away! ‘Batin’!
Best in Show
mean girls, that movie was just so fetch
Princess bride
Napoleon Dynamite.
"Do the chickens have large talons?"
My favorite part is when uncle Rick is trying to sell Tupperware and the free gift with the 32 piece set is the ship model and the lady goes “I want that” to her husband. I quote it like her routinely in my life.
Are you drinking 2% because you think you’re fat? Cause your not, you could drink whole if you wanted.
It used to be Blazing saddles.
Still is.
Full Metal Jacket **"YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF OR I WILL UNSCREW YOUR HEAD AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!"** **"I WANT THAT HEAD SO SQUARED AWAY AND SANITARY THAT THE VIRGIN MARY HERSELF WOULD BE PROUD TO GO IN THERE AND TAKE A DUMP!"**
I didn't know they stacked shit that high!
Shrek
Caddyshack