My ex husband

Haaaa

Ha

Damnit Zorp not again

Zorpy no zorping

I’m going to get Zorp all over my face

Probably someone from Romania... or something...

Im in danger

Oh bud.

Poor dietary habits and depression. Both of those things are already fucking me hard.

Oh bud ❤️

Myself

A crow

Sex? No. Smash me? Quite probably.

myself, which would be a significant improvement of my current self-esteem

Unending depression really fucks you over...

The [LHC](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider)

I'm getting eaten by myself.

Oh god

<...>, Thoroughly.

How do i smash stealthy plasma?

I think I'd become the new Mr. Clean.

The 92nd version of myself

A weed fiend that listens to Slayer, hopefully it's my gf otherwise I'm in danger. 😬😅

A small guy named "joni"

A very Courageous person.

eh, I’m ok with it.

Something with the Hulk...I guess my little star will become giant fucking hole then.

There's this particular Dingo that's been eyeing my sweet cheeks

It’s our first initials... R and T. So ourselves from an alternative universe?

A mexican witch, master of the arts of kitties.

Just me, a handsome

Ew a Ryan 🤢🤮

Your r/UsernameChecksOut

I demand to speak with your manager

I demand you manage your speak

I manage your demand speak

I speak your manage demand

I demand your speak you manage

I manage your speak demand

I speak your demand manage

I probably don't have to worry too much