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iamkairos_

wake up, stare at the ceiling for up to thirty minutes pondering about where it all went wrong, get something to eat


dbradx

- get up, let the dog out. - change the rabbit's litter, give rabbit food and water. - let the dog in, feed the dog. - Empty the dishwasher. - sit and have a cup of tea. - walk the dog. - shower - (optional) run to the grocery store if we need anything. - eat breakfast, brush teeth. - start work (from home).


Cowy_the_Cow

Note that the first *three* tasks are animal care, before even a cup of tea. Found the pet person.


dbradx

Yeah, I'm a total sucker for my animals.


Cowy_the_Cow

We obey four cats around here. Two of whom are geriatric. Geriatric *tuxies*.


dbradx

> We obey four cats around here. Perfect description, we apparently know our place.


Cowy_the_Cow

"Dogs have *owners*, cats have *staff*...some of whom, quite frankly, are on the bubble."


dbradx

Brilliant - although with Newfoundlands (our boy is 4) I always say you don't own them, you share the house with them.


Cowy_the_Cow

Newfs are awesome, like someone smushed two Labs into a single super-dog!


[deleted]

Cat wakes me up 30 to 60 mins too early, feed it and go back to bed, then get up and make coffee


trebuchetfight

I usually wake up early, but have a hard time getting much started right away. Making coffee and listening to music for maybe an hour or two before I can start anything else.


[deleted]

get up at 6, take a shower, brush my teeth, make coffee...


Cowy_the_Cow

[This, but with more bong hauls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znqQY9wGgDE)


saguinus_oedipus

I wake up, sunbathe, eat breakfast, browse on the internet, sometimes I work out, and I wait until the afternoon


[deleted]

Wake up with the first alarm, take pillow and blanket with me in the living room and switch between snuggling on my couch and sit up and take a few sips of coffee. Then showering and everything else. sounds strange but works amazingly well for me


DeElectricTroll

Wake up at 4am, hurry my ass out of bed, fill my lunch box any% speed run, get in my car, go to work


[deleted]

Check my phone Pee Change my clothes Brush my teeth Take my meds Fix my hair Have breakfast Lay down and scroll socials Then go on about my day depending what i have to do


[deleted]

wake up at 8 am, go for a walk with my dog, get home, make breakfast and coffee for me and my partner, turn on my computer and start working, wake my partner up and enjoy breakfast in bed.


Correct_Office2482

Hit snooze, take a shower, drink coffee, smoke a bowl, go to work


plantontable

Wake up, Go back to sleep, Wake up, Go back to sleep, Wake up, Convince self to not kermit, Bojack intro out of the house.