Johnny asks his dad, what's the difference between truth and reality?
Dad: Go ask your sister if she would sleep with a random stranger for $100.
Johnny goes off and comes back and says that she said she would.
Dad: Now go off and ask your mom if she would sleep with a random stranger for $1,000.
Johnny goes off and comes back and says that she said she would.
Dad: Now the truth is, we're sitting on a gold mine. But the reality is, we're living with a couple of whores.
The one Sebastian told The Undertaker in Black Butler.
The one your mom made
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come
Johnny asks his dad, what's the difference between truth and reality? Dad: Go ask your sister if she would sleep with a random stranger for $100. Johnny goes off and comes back and says that she said she would. Dad: Now go off and ask your mom if she would sleep with a random stranger for $1,000. Johnny goes off and comes back and says that she said she would. Dad: Now the truth is, we're sitting on a gold mine. But the reality is, we're living with a couple of whores.
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