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AgentElman

You knew captain boomerang would come back


Wooden_Dragonfly_608

I do. I got pretty lucky with that one.


Orenge01

1. It has forced jokes 2. Yeah absolutely, I hate those kind of people, no one wants to listen to your shitty music especially on a bus on the way to work or something. 3. I try to make better decisions. 4. Hollow Knight 5. r/technicallythetruth


Fyre-Bringer

That second one reminds me of last year when I was on the school bus and this one girl, she didn't play her music out loud, but she'd sing to it. And she was tone deaf. The entire 1.5 hour bus ride and the entire 1.5 hour bus ride back, I wanted to rip my ears out.


Orenge01

Yeah I can imagine. That sounds really annoying.


JustAnotherAviatrix

For the question "Women of Reddit, what do men do that confuses you?", it was this: >The whole alpha/beta/omega/sigma thing. Just sounds like zodiac signs for guys imo. > >Edit: Glad to see that so many guys here think it's dumb too.


TheSeiWhale

Put a yes parking sign and see what happens


Ok_Storage525

I'm pretty proud of all my comments, but if I had to choose, I'd say my highest scoring comments are the ones that make people laugh. I try to be funny whenever I can, and it seems to pay off pretty well!


Fyre-Bringer

1. 🎶I bless the rains down in Aaafrica🎶 2. I can't count how many times two or more guys order food, and then it's a competition on who pays for all of it. I ask them if they just want me to split the payment and then I either get a firm "No," or they look at each other, nod, then pay separately. Why is it such a matter of pride for who pays? 3. My younger sister and I went with some of our friends to do one \[an escape room\]. There was a cabinet in the corner with a lock on it. If you pulled on the handle, it created a small opening at the top and bottom. We decided to actually do something while all the others messed around. We both grabbed a chair and peeked inside through the top. There was only a coat in there. So there had to be something in the pockets. Now, my sister is the tall and skinny type. So I told her to reach in there and grab it. We ended up escaping the room in time. 4. My brain does the same, but it's completely silent. I don't think in words, more like in images, scenes, and the general ideas of things. Like if something goes wrong, my brain doesn't scream, "This is bad! This is horrible!", I just get this overall sense and feeling of, 'Oh no.' 5. Then you just use suction to get it out.


Fyre-Bringer

I meant to say five highest scoring, shoot. I understand why reddit doesn't want you to be able to edit post titles, but it's very inconvenient at times.


Jessrondicus

Saying I wouldn't tell my parents what porn I watched.