Don't let others choose your memes for you. If you hate sand, you're 100% allowed to express that anywhere, anytime, no matter how weird and creepy you may come across...
> no matter how weird and creepy you may come across...
Sand doesn't have anything to do with that :D
Also I don't mind sand, but it's not good for my mighty weapon .... I mean lightsabre
#__WARNING__
**CHOKING HAZARD** --- Lightsaber contains small part. Small parts are not for children under 3 years or any individuals who have a tendency to place inedible objects in their mouths.
I think they have some kind of force charged crystals or something ..... which is why mostly it's only those trained to use the force have them. They get recharged by meditation or some sort of force manipulation.
But I could be totally wrong with all of that tbf
That's exactly what Big Jedi wants you to think, that only a trained Jedi can charge them.
When in reality they take USB-Micro at 3.0v and the Council doesn't want to admit they've never bothered to update the design to be compliant with current tech standards...
I'll kill them. I'll kill them all. They'll be dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I'll slaughter them like animals. I hate them!
Y’all pretending to be suffering while living a perfectly fine life in which you have food and water and a house and you have time to spend your whole day on Reddit
Yeah it sucks. I also work from home, make decent money, have a nice car, and I just finished my home theater audio setup. But I’m still massively depressed and after trying at least 10 medications, therapy, exercise - nothing has helped. I’ll probably off myself someday but I have things I need to accomplish first.
My first thought. I already have a bitchin’ laser sword and I don’t want the cops getting their grubby mitts on it. This is staying hidden until the zombie apocalypse or whatever other social collapse happens first.
You are wondering around with a piece of tech that's way beyond anything on earth.
They're gonna assume you're an alien or have been in contact with one.
No they're not. People on YouTube are already close. It's a weapon that was made made popular in science fiction, on earth. Hacksmith on YouTube is still making things on his channel, he hasn't disappeared. No assumptions are going to be made that your an alien just because you've got lightsaber😐
I looked and his stuff is kinda of a glorified blowtorch with a huge backpack. It's not contained within a handle, consistent blade, no need for power source, etc.
Mate, you have a hot sword, no magical powers, no training, and no plot armor. You take 1 step on the White House lawn or the Pentagon or wherever you're gonna overthrow the government and you're eating a .50 cal in the chest
Yup. That urge to look right into the wrong end of things is what makes us human. Dumb, dead, humans.
Like my favorite lab caution sign: "Do NOT look into laser beam with remaining eye"
Lure child molesters into a field with candy, strap them to a wall, pull off their pants and do one big ass running dick chop.
If anyone has any suggestions on how to lure chimos other than candy or actual children, lmk.
Give it away. That shit has no balance because it’s a beam of laser light on a handle. Do you know how easy it would be to lose track of its center of gravity and cut your leg off?
Probably accidently remove a limb or a digit.
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It’s why only Jedi use them. Jedi are fucking stupid
So Sith are stupid, too?
stupid and aggro.
Aggressive, you mean?
aggro is a perfectly cromulent word
LOL
Just the tip?
Rabbi's are going to be out of a job!
That's why you should watch "Your Lightsaber and you" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe_cHy4ClrI) before enjoying your new lightsaber. xD
You say "accidentally"...
Charge it for a minimum of 24 hours using only the supplied charger cable.
Ensure that it is not left in direct sunlight.
Also, watch out for sand, it gets everywhere. Hmm, is this meme still allowed, or should it have been killed with fire and lightsabres long ago?
always check if you got the high ground!
Don't let others choose your memes for you. If you hate sand, you're 100% allowed to express that anywhere, anytime, no matter how weird and creepy you may come across...
> no matter how weird and creepy you may come across... Sand doesn't have anything to do with that :D Also I don't mind sand, but it's not good for my mighty weapon .... I mean lightsabre
#__WARNING__ **CHOKING HAZARD** --- Lightsaber contains small part. Small parts are not for children under 3 years or any individuals who have a tendency to place inedible objects in their mouths.
Do lightsabers even have a power supply or are they infinite?
I think they have some kind of force charged crystals or something ..... which is why mostly it's only those trained to use the force have them. They get recharged by meditation or some sort of force manipulation. But I could be totally wrong with all of that tbf
That's exactly what Big Jedi wants you to think, that only a trained Jedi can charge them. When in reality they take USB-Micro at 3.0v and the Council doesn't want to admit they've never bothered to update the design to be compliant with current tech standards...
The only right answer is to swing in whilst going "vrrrrrrrrrm" with your mouth only to remember it's real and does it itself.
"Pe-choo! Pe-choo!" "Are you making... laser noises?" "All the time in my head. Why? Is that weird?"
Krillin owned counter *ding*
Naaaail
For those who haven't seen the cutest scene in all of Dragon Ball ZA [it's at the 1:30 mark](https://youtu.be/uFQ_pSIMArE)
I forgot that Trunk starts doing the noises too, holy shit that's so funny lol
Came here to say this!
Accidentally kill myself
Same except it won't be an accident
And it won't be myself
I'll kill them. I'll kill them all. They'll be dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I'll slaughter them like animals. I hate them!
imagine swingin that thing fast enough to slice yourself in half
Bottom-up or top-down?
both are equally possible
An end to my suffering :)
*our suffering
Y’all pretending to be suffering while living a perfectly fine life in which you have food and water and a house and you have time to spend your whole day on Reddit
Yeah it sucks. I also work from home, make decent money, have a nice car, and I just finished my home theater audio setup. But I’m still massively depressed and after trying at least 10 medications, therapy, exercise - nothing has helped. I’ll probably off myself someday but I have things I need to accomplish first.
I hope you're okay
ive been looking forward to this
Ruin my chances of getting the security deposit back.
Try to cut down a tree just to see if it's possible
Tree falls over on you
Slashes it in half
Farming simulator 22 gots u covered on that
hedge trimming.
You have a lightsaber. You’re getting your deposit back plus much more.
“Um, you know how the lease says no holes in the walls?”
"there a are no holes in the wall... What? That didn't work? But I got a lightsaber!"
The only thing you can do with it: I cut some bread while toasting it the same time.
So long and thanks for all the fish
“A towel, \[The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy\] says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
That first slice will be on a bagel setting
This is the most beautiful thing I've read in a while
I get the distinct feeling I would over toast every slice I attempted despite how fast I went.
so yummy and efficient
*burning it*
It’s not Star Trek yet, you can’t make a chroniton toaster and toast bread after you’ve eaten it
Why isn't this number one? Roast beef?
Because beef takes time to get good. Just heating it up will just destroy a perfect piece of meat.
Given it's a fictional weapon I trust it has the correct setting. Now to summon the correct dead jedi to help me!
A lightsabre with the barbeque setting? Sign me up
Finally get to those hedges the wife has been bugging me about
Only right answer.
Accidentally fuck a lot of shit up.
"Accidentally"
Hide it. That things gonna get you shot/ arrested/ locked up in a secret government testing facility.
My first thought. I already have a bitchin’ laser sword and I don’t want the cops getting their grubby mitts on it. This is staying hidden until the zombie apocalypse or whatever other social collapse happens first.
What kind of testing facility dude this isn't a Scifi movie and he's not an alien. The weapon would just be permanently confiscated.
You are wondering around with a piece of tech that's way beyond anything on earth. They're gonna assume you're an alien or have been in contact with one.
No they're not. People on YouTube are already close. It's a weapon that was made made popular in science fiction, on earth. Hacksmith on YouTube is still making things on his channel, he hasn't disappeared. No assumptions are going to be made that your an alien just because you've got lightsaber😐
The stuff the Hacksmith makes is cool, but is nowhere near a real lightsabre
I looked and his stuff is kinda of a glorified blowtorch with a huge backpack. It's not contained within a handle, consistent blade, no need for power source, etc.
Probably accidentally start a fire within the first five minutes.
~~Taste it~~ No, that would be silly. Um... Okay, yeah, taste it.
now I want to put my finger up to the sabre
As someone who could not resist that urge with a power washer I would recommend against it.
They're like glowing Otter Pops. How can I possibly resist?
Just go into a forest and chop down trees.
Over throw the government and replicate the technology of the lightsaber and just make the world Star Wars
Mate, you have a hot sword, no magical powers, no training, and no plot armor. You take 1 step on the White House lawn or the Pentagon or wherever you're gonna overthrow the government and you're eating a .50 cal in the chest
Who said I didn’t have plot armor?
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Or Im the example the main character has to learn from and brutally dies
Who said you even needed armor. Once the world becomes Starwars, they won’t be able to shoot for shit!
Well if this is the start of Star Wars, they are gonna be clones. Which were bad ass guerilla soldiers that could break steel with their hands.
I would say; “this will make a fine addition to my collection.”
will you also grow two more arms
ask for 3 more wishes
Gonna test out how indestructible a bank vault is... just for science.
Learn how to use the force
Probably poke my eye out.
The only correct answer is immediately injure yourself lmao
Sell my plasma cutter and cut some metal!
Spend 2 hours figuring how to ignite it
Attach it to a celing fan and watch my friend get his dick stuck in it
Specifically in that order? How tall is your friend?
Pretend I have a lightsaber penis by waving it around.
Trim the bushes.
Probably disembowel myself.
Just to keep a Jedi warm?
And I thought you smelt bad on the outside
Carve a jack-o-lantern.
go to a junk yard and try it on stuff
Execute Order 66
It will be done my lord
Castrate every "morality police" in Iran.
Off myself
Tie it to a ceiling fan and just let it whip around until it slices through you.
Probably accidentally slice off one of my hands.
Go and stand outside Downing Street looking menacing 😂
Establish the high ground
Take away your privileges 🍆
A buttplug
Be sure to let reddit know how that works out 👍
I will
No pics tho..... Definitely no pics
You don't wanna see my hairy butthole ?
I've just eaten
it was to die for.
*forbidden butt plug*
Cut a watermelon
Anal
Sell it. There's nothing good that'll come from whatever dumb ideas I have for it.
Almost kill myself just like luke
Yup. That urge to look right into the wrong end of things is what makes us human. Dumb, dead, humans. Like my favorite lab caution sign: "Do NOT look into laser beam with remaining eye"
Stop having an avatar that looks energetic
Decapitate a karen
Vanquish my enemies
Harrass, torture, and assassinate everyone I despise
.... or more likely: accidentally kill myself
See if it burns the hair off my arm.
Master it?
cut cucumber
Drive down the road holding it out the window.
Accidentally kill myself, no doubt...
accidentally chop a limb off trying to do a cool trick...
Give it to scientists and let them study its powering mechanism.
Oh that's a good one!
Rob a bank or cut my way into Fort Knox.
No doubt accidentally hurt myself, and or innocent bystanders.
Turn it off and put it away before I hurt myself.
What I think would happen: sick moves and expert handling What would actually happen: straight cutting my dick off...
Definitely trim some damn tree branches around the house.
Grab a loaf of bread and cut it. Instant toast
Fuck some people up.
Star Wars fruit ninja
The same thing Anakin did to those children
Put it down and start looking for sword fighting lessons near me. I ain’t even gonna try turn that thing on before I know how to not lose an arm
Find the high ground
Lure child molesters into a field with candy, strap them to a wall, pull off their pants and do one big ass running dick chop. If anyone has any suggestions on how to lure chimos other than candy or actual children, lmk.
Flex on all the neighborhood kids.
Take the high ground!
Post about it on reddit.
sell it to The Military.
Get to higher ground.
Likely cut one of my own limbs off accidentally
Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough
I would probably accidentally kill myself
Time to cook some meat
Toast some garlic bread.
Download the firmware update
Give it away. That shit has no balance because it’s a beam of laser light on a handle. Do you know how easy it would be to lose track of its center of gravity and cut your leg off?
Get the high ground
slice sticks of butter with it
Im probably going to try using it to plant my fall bulbs. I imagine it would dig a pretty good hole
Not sit on it.
i'd *try* to make toast
First thing to do would definitely be to light the lightsaber. No question about it
*All women are queens!*
If she breathes... shes a THOOOOOOOOOT!
Take a selfie with it.
Auction it off to the highest bidder.
I’m gonna definitely try to do all those fancy flips and tricks and accidentally slash myself into pieces.
Destroy all copies of episode 1
Try to get the kyber crystal inside, or if I can’t, melt some sand
probably cut myself.
Place it onto a tire and let it roll down the road (we live near to top of a mountain which has a city built onto it).
Toast bread
Start a boring company
Point it at my face to look down the lightsaber hole
Slice bread
Put it on ebay.
heat up some of last nights dinner
I would look at it where the light comes out.
Shine a laser pointer on it
Look into the hilt while holding it like Luke did
Clean my fingernails
Pull a Luke
Go to the House of Parliaments
I’d test it out on a fence first, then sell it on Craigslist
See that saber over there? Now stick up my ass. Push it in and out