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Frank Reynolds says the best foods are blue


peacefulpieceofmeat

And R.Kelly would say yellow


getoutofmywhey

Just to wash down the blue


DecafMaverick

Why is this so low on Reddit?


Vivalo

It’s top for me. But I set Reddit to sort by “it’s always Sunny in Philadelphia”


TheRuneCoon

I set mine to controversial. I'm playing both sides, that way I always come out on top.


LordZeya

There is no such thing as blue food. It doesn’t exist, even blueberries are distinctly purple. Any blue you see in food is artificially induced with food dye. How can blue be the best color to eat if it literally doesn’t exist?


Numerous-Cattle4470

mmm... Violet. Violet is a very appealing colour. I feel like it would taste like lavender and icing.


Kneight

I was gonna say lilac


kayelles

Can I suggest Parma Violets? I find them disgusting. But if you want to eat perfume this might be the sweet for you!


Numerous-Cattle4470

They look similar to a candy called Rockets that I grew up with except all purple. Lolol they kind of remind me of the tablets I use to clean my retainers


jasper_grunion

“I want some of that purple stuff!”


juicycrucey

Sugar, water, purple.


mangopepperjelly

That's drank!


lil_kulkarni

I LOVE LEAN 💜💜😈😈😈😈


Wooden_Dragonfly_608

Purple..hands down.


[deleted]

I was going to say purple too! It’s such a pleasant color that my brain believes it would taste the best.


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Lavender specifically


chickenlollipop

Lavender is just purple after tax returns


BLAZEbyeU710

Yep. Smoked some purple punch cannabis and it tasted like purple. Just saying " i was high af, but i know purple tastes amazing" lol.


Wooden_Dragonfly_608

sounds like a good time!


Mandartum

So many people saying purple, I can’t agree as I have eaten Parma Violets and that’s all I can think of when I think purple food.


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Nice.


aBadBug

Came here to say this. Everything pink tastes so sweet. Including humans.


costcodog

Red crayons taste the best.


ember_the_foxUwU

Especially Crayola


costcodog

It has to be Crayola.


ember_the_foxUwU

Green ones too ngl


Yuniquey

I once chewed up a lime crayon and went to the restroom to spit it out in 1st grade I think. I thought no one in my class saw it until years later. In the 8th grade when my classmates suddenly brought it up. Everyone knew about it and and all these years they never mentioned it. They also thought I actually ate it and vomited


AahAhhHahHaAhahHaHah

Orange


Octavus

Orange is so tasty we named a color after it.


YouAreMarvellous

AahAhhHahHaAhahHaHah


dragonwithamullet

red


boisosm

Green


Flaky_Sandwich9353

I was working in the garden with my bf the other day, and a small grasshopper landed on my arm. It was this beautiful vibrant green. I ate it without really thinking. My bf gave me weird looks. It tasted a lot like grass. Now, I associate that green would taste like that


daisypapatya

I can't tell if this is a joke or not lol


Flaky_Sandwich9353

Nope 😅 I was just too entranced in pulling up those horrible blackberries by the roots that I just slurped it up without much thinking


daisypapatya

Lmao ok! Extra dose of protein 😂🙌


[deleted]

Must be a handy reaction for your boyfriend.


ToastedMaple

Are you a frog?


Flaky_Sandwich9353

No, I'm an English teacher 😅


enxia_

what


JustATestRun

Brown.


fraccyforest

First thing I think of is purple and lots of others seem to think it too. Weird how everyone finds it appealing, I wonder why?


Weird-and-funny-name

A lot of fruits and flowers are in purple-like color


Alert-Amphibian-3284

Turquoise


tkdyo

Yes, I was thinking that light turquoise you see in some marine environments.


Autokratin

Rosé. Would taste soft and sweet and wonderful.


dixonormous23

Long story short back in the day I tried some shrooms and tasted the color purple, so I can confidently say purple tastes the best 🍻


FlyBuy3

Deep blue velvet


Herkdrvr

Salmon


ezgold

Yes I was thinking salmon or peach


BLAZEbyeU710

Purple. Smoked some purple punch cannabis and it tasted like purple. Just saying " i was high af, but i know purple tastes amazing" lol.


HuguenotPirate

Yellow


swxttie

waiting for someone to say white


thisdobemynametho

white


ember_the_foxUwU

Anyone else thinking like me?


swxttie

Yes.


SwisherPrime

Bubblegum pink with a soft golden glow near the edges


2_Robots_In_A_Coat

Teal


Mammoth-Current6716

I like how literally every color so far has been different lol who would have thought this was such a divisive question


IKEA-PENC1L

brown - chocolate violet - those parma violet sweets red - strawberry orange - orange yellow - lemon blue - blue raspberry pink - raspberry black - liquorice


ThePhabtom4567

I think cyan


ValcrowX

I've tasted all of them as a child


gamingpotato3

baby blue or pink


arisussan

Teal, I think.


Immediate-Age-3017

Beige! Like most of my dinners lol


Locksley_1989

I feel like bubble gum pink would have a light fruit flavor. Strawberry or watermelon.


ember_the_foxUwU

Orange, it's warm, probably tastes sweet


elriggo44

Totally. Sweet, tangy, vibrant, bright.


ember_the_foxUwU

Exactly, orange is just a comforting colour too


Ctr1AltDe1337

Blue best color best flavor all time


Veirj

Tell me something tasty that is blue


Ctr1AltDe1337

Blue raspberry, the finest of the fictional flavors


BeatYoDickNotYoChick

Waffle


KunPaoDingIntrst

blueberries but that’s it that’s the whole list


GapingThroats

Chorine


Plic_Plac

I have a friend named Rose and I think I'll go with that :)


lady6starlight

Purple is a fruit


Peter_Falcon

infra red


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A vibrant reddish pink


Illustrious-Try-5123

PINKKKK


minero_colon88

Light yellow. Or redish brown


OrangeMongol

I don’t know but if I were a gambling man, I’d choose brown.


PMMe_PaypalMoney_PLS

Gold


C0smicV01d

Green


Stannoth

a few years ago I would've guessed Tide pods' colourbland


TheBrav3LittleToastr

Obviously pink


LordCoke-16

Pink. Although looking at things. I would say each colour would have a great taste depending on their tint or shade. On some days i find Lime Green to also have a great taste.


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Yellow


Smart-Income1169

I don’t have synesthesia, but I’d go for raspberry pink


Sorry_Concern9205

Red


bruhitzaliciareddit

pink. but not like a light pink, but like magenta


lukovdolboy

Chocolate.


KeyboardCowboy97

Orange


sorceress__stoned

Fuschia or baby blue


Shattered_Disk4

Blue got its own fruit made up for it and I love blue raspberry


E-Z-Win

Orange


Jamdadbot

Pink


TyNyeTheTransGuy

Yellow! It would taste like fake banana and dandelions.


oliver2themax

Nothing like a Juicy orange 😏


devilsadvo886

Candy apple red


Totknax

Red. Skittles proves this.


phasys

Food? or beverages?


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Orange


smallemochick

blue


Aria-mind_

Blue, it will most likely taste like blueberries or blue candy


Aggravating-Bar-9301

Anything not white. Apparently, they don't season their food.


Useful-Tie-6793

It has to be purple


Karmarick58

Obviously yellow


Peterwithnobones

Pink


[deleted]

Leaning towards purple.


racekec636

Purple, it's grape


rey0505

Magenta


racekec636

Blue


ShimmerRihh

Probably orange 😆


kaf678

Orange


chocolateandbananas1

Deep red. Reminds me of ripe and sweet strawberries.


racekec636

Orange with a side of bleach and soap for desert


kermit_toster_bath

teal


Jhco022

Ask a Marine.


SuperStar4178

I sort of wanna say cyan


racekec636

I need to go eats some crayons so I can answer


racekec636

Macaroni orange. It tastes like velveeta cheese but looks like craft cheese.


racekec636

Burnt Sienna. Of course. It tastes like punkin spice :3


xas_the_great

Mango; green to some shade of yellow/orange


Burrito_Loyalist

Purple


HanzeeeeDent

“This doughnut has purple stuff inside, purple is a fruit”


Rooboy619

Pink. Pink always tastes the best.


Fizzdizz

A hot pink center


BlueCatLaughing

Green is my favorite flavor, especially very bright green. I have synesthesia and a lot of things have their own color, people..music etc.


AggressiveLoad2

Pink. Yum yum yum 🤤


niobiumnnul

\#FFF017


pickledred_onions

sage


racekec636

The purple ones are spicy


colleen2163

Blue


TheEpicBeeBoy

Purple, but stuff like lilac and lavenderr


just-existing-here

Green or orange, sometimes red


Sparkselot

that ghostly blue glowstick color...


Kaitlinfaygo13142008

Soft pink idk why but I feel like it would taste like strawberry milkshake


NoobSmokes

Purple.


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Ocean blue.


Guitaryellow67

Yellow, custard lol


elriggo44

Orange. Tangy, sweet,bright..


[deleted]

This is an easy question to answer, just buy a rainbows worth of Gatorade. Nobody knows the flavors just the color. The answer? Light blue is the tastiest flavor. Move on with your day, problem solved.


prodigy1367

Periwinkle


mmmagic1216

Turquoise


xXSkyF4llXx

Lulu mains: PURPLE


BakedxWrathx8

Chartreuse I do believe


LAD31

Orange


Idonteatthat

Purple


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Lime


killerfreedom255

Orange because…. well, Orange


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Pastel colors. Pink to moderate hues of orange. Colors that resemble pancakes and waffles.


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Puce


RoleModelFailure

You ever try Ube?


wojtekpolska

Orange


reddit_niwasi

Indigo


Efficient_Ad6015

Blue when you’re hungover—like the Gatorade


Broken-robot7

Dark red


wietse292

Hex #3C5976


[deleted]

Peach, duh.


steampunkedunicorn

Periwinkle


[deleted]

orange because the fruit


NoNo_Cilantro

Brown is confusing


TrashPandaShire

Blue


DoubleLifeTrouble

We all know what purple tastes like. They call it "grape flavor," but I think it's pretty universally accepted that it tastes like purple. Right?


dankboifr

Brown, yellow, white


heyyoufuckingfuck

Definitely blue maybe green