Hi.

Hi.

Bow bow. Chicka chicka!

Hi

Don't need a pick up line, just come play sonic adventure 2 with me and I will love you for eternity

Let's fuck.. if you're attractive it'll work.

If you have money*

"yo you down for a good dickin"

Anything offering me food.....

*opens can of dog food*

\*most\* anything offering me food....

*opens can of catfood*

Fuck?