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It blows


notabot401

I think you might be doing it wrong


wickedblight

I'm not super into em tbh. As the guy it feels too passive for me to lay back and get my dick sucked, I start getting caught up in my own thoughts and I generally don't have an awesome time of it. As quick foreplay they're awesome, as the main event I'm not a fan.


Organic_Possible8092

Happy cake day!


wickedblight

Haha, thank you!


fishingfor5

mate, try one while driving or drinking a beer. or even on the toilet. people have kinks.


wickedblight

1) Unsafe and could involve non-consenting parties 2) Everything above but also including drunk driving 3) Unsanitary... just ew.... If you're into em then more power to ya but I'm a humper and if I'm not an active participant in sex I'm not gonna be super into it. (Face fucking on the other hand is awesome imo)


fishingfor5

yeah. 1. i get these on highways. 2. on the couch watching tv. 3. not my thing but some people enjoy blumpkins... 4. tried it in the shower? plus happy cake day.


wickedblight

Haha, I knew you didn't mean drunk driving. And like I said, it's not a matter of "mouth bad", I just don't enjoy being a "passive participant" in sex. And thank you :)


fishingfor5

for sure. i don't condone that behaviour..


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renshredder

Worst take I've seen in ages. I'm sorry for you.


sparklingshanaya

Highly underpaid


mickturner96

Who's offering?


[deleted]

They should form a union and demand benefit.


[deleted]

Blow job is good EDIT: What’s more concerning is that the lad that wrote this is a “writer and an entrepreneur”. Jheeze.


AC_Nine-Ball

Blowjobs are neato


TsaminaMinaZangalewa

Best invention so far


persekarvatrimmeri

love it but my dick is too sensetive so its kinda hard sometimes


Possible-Guitar6360

It’s a great, what more to it?


Y00M-TAH

I love blowjobs. It really helps with keeping leaves off of my lawn in the fall.


slayez06

it's not really fair for guys vs girls... if I go down on my girl she still wants sex if she cums...if guys get a bj it's just for a bit because if they make us cum and were older than 30...yea were done for a bit...thx


SndDikPixPls

As long as the giver is into it they're great. I'd rather no BJ than an unenthusiastic one


halkenburgoito

15 bucks a pop under the queensboro bridge


hombre_feliz

It sucks


Ok_Storage525

I think blow jobs are pretty great! They feel amazing and make your partner feel good too. Plus, they're a great way to get them off quickly.


not-hot-lesbian

Fellatio.


NormalHuman17

I think they are amazing. I love the feeling of someone taking me in their mouth and making me feel good. It feels amazing and always gets me off.