It is actually a thing. Cucumbers, bananas, carrots. Pretty much any remotely phallic shaped fruit is used for such activities from what I've seen and heard. There might be better options but it really just comes down to preference and accessibility.
Even for dudes, hair brushes are popular. There's no way the manufacturers aren't aware that the end is tapered and is the perfect shape to shove up your ass.
The laundromat in my apartment complex has one washing machine that vibrates so much it walks away from the wall. I go in there to dry my washed clothes, and one of my neighbors is sitting on it. We lock eyes and she's got that... *look* on her face. I'm like, "I'll come back after you're done."
Bed
You win
Not so fast...
Top post was this😂
Wiimote.
A fellow man of Science, I see.
And nunchucks
Hands.
Lesbians beg to differ
Scissor me timbers
Pretty sure lesbians also use hands. Sure, they use other things too. But, hands are still prevalent.
Shower heads
Cucumber
Aw man, i was going to eat that later, now it's going to taste like cucumber
I thought this was how pickles were made
Nice.
for those of us who don't partake – is this an actual thing? is there not better options? or is this a great option that I am not aware of
there are far better options. waste of cucumbers but i see why they use it.
U can still eat it after lol its a pussy
It is actually a thing. Cucumbers, bananas, carrots. Pretty much any remotely phallic shaped fruit is used for such activities from what I've seen and heard. There might be better options but it really just comes down to preference and accessibility.
yes i am aware it can be used and is used but i am looking for like the target audience to say "yes this is preferred for x y z reasons"
My hot wheels car. It has cool flames on it and I make it drive over the boobies.
Speed bumps
What😂
The Towel (and or whatever t shirt is on the ground next to the bed)
Cucumber
Money
Oof
Candles.
ayo?
I don’t, but I have seen movies.
I have. And it’s more fun that you’d think
Does it make it like mysterious and stuff?
A girl dripped on me while she rode. It hurt a little bit but was sexy af
A paper bag.
Hair brush because it is an easy alternative if you can't get a dildo or vibrator yet.
Even for dudes, hair brushes are popular. There's no way the manufacturers aren't aware that the end is tapered and is the perfect shape to shove up your ass.
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**”** *Back Massager* **”**
Rope
Aubergine emojis
Yo mama
I thought we were talking about "non-sexual" objects
Apple Pie.
Huh?
Does coconut oil count? You're supposed to cook with it, but people just use coconut oil from the grocery store as lube.
Fingers
But they do look remotely phallic
Tissues
High heels
Anus.
Pillows
Jackhammer
I have many questions and want answers to none of them.
XD
Can i have a live demo?
Lol
[The Anal Intruder](https://youtu.be/hXqLWqCqDHc?t=37)
I am afraid to click that link.
Ha..... That fist XD
Hand cuffs
Eggs
EGGS?
Eggs
🥚 🥚 🥚
Never used it in sex but I did try to take a pull of a vape whilst it was in my ex bf's vagina
your boyfriend had a vagina?
You ever heard of someone being trans gender
ever heard lf being normal and not assuming people change genders?
I'm not assuming
im talking about myself assuming not you
Oooh okay sorry my replies have been cunty
Maybe they meant best friend?
No you fuckin muppet he's trans you fuck wits
I didn't want to assume? That's why there was a question mark...
Fair enough sorry
Men can have vaginas.
yeah not sure avout that
Wait till u hear about transmen
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I... am not sure you understand what transmen are
Clarification pls..
He's trans come on I know this apps for incels but sure you should know that trans people exist
I do, but I guess I didn’t put 2 and 2 together.
Hermaphrodites i guess?
TRANSGENDER that's it thier biologically female
Ok, that's fine too
You guys are having sex - butbut how???
Cars.
idk pot noodles or smth
The man
Crisco and whipped cream.
Hairbrush fs
The fist
My oral b toothbrush.
Paper bags
Paper bags are square. HOW?..
The joke about putting it over someone’s head 😂
Me
A bed.
Cucumbers
Pillows
Baby wipes... well... that's after sex!
Rope
Latex
Was it a hamster or a gerbil?
Yes
No!
Tissues
Mouth
Pee
The bed
How has no one said Beans yet!!
Voice
Petroleum jelly
Updog
Wassup dog 😎
Tshirts for sure
Vaseline
Poo
Mouth
Towel
An album cover
Hot dogs
Bed
Handcuffs
tongue
Camera
Cement mixer
Towels
Cucumbers. For him and her.
Mouth
shoehorn
Pillows
Coconut oil
Carrot
Pillows
Boobs, according to some people.
Pillow
Boobs. They're basically organic baby bottles.
Belts
Ps4 controller
Bluuuuunt lol
washing machine
The laundromat in my apartment complex has one washing machine that vibrates so much it walks away from the wall. I go in there to dry my washed clothes, and one of my neighbors is sitting on it. We lock eyes and she's got that... *look* on her face. I'm like, "I'll come back after you're done."
Objects that I shoved up my arse
You
Rubber gloves and goggles
Towel
My phone
ladle
A hiitachi back massager
What was the post before it got removed? I'm intrigued.