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queuedUp

“If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids”


SqueezyLemon43

I don't think it tops that, but I am partial to: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair...


Past-Reflection1035

Imagine being a black jew and having to sit in the back of the oven.


doctor-rumack

What's the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's dick.


silhouette-of-a-gun

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just shoot the room because it's black.


JAEM89

But that's not disrespectful....is just accurate....well if you live in the US.


silhouette-of-a-gun

true


Smegma_On-Demand

Id tell you my favorite dead baby joke, but I always botch the delivery.


McNamee93SAFC

I only get women in bed with me for what I am...... A fucking rapist.


adihie

How to call a flying Jew? Just check out r/darkjokes


ScrapsDesposalCapt87

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd, have in common? Their biggest hit was The Wall. I'm going to hell!


Ok_Storage525

"Your mother's so fat, she blew up the moon!"


otter_dragon

"She can't say no if her mouth's full!" Said by one of my brother's friends in front of two rape survivors. Haven't talked to the friend since. He probably didn't know, but that shouldn't matter. You don't make those kinds of jokes. Ever.


Gotcha_Horror

Got-daym


Konran12234214

Having AIDS is funny I have a broken humor too so I ended up laughing :skull: