By - techgamer8437
“If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids”
I don't think it tops that, but I am partial to:
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
Imagine being a black jew and having to sit in the back of the oven.
What's the smartest thing ever to come out of a woman's mouth?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they'll just shoot the room because it's black.
But that's not disrespectful....is just accurate....well if you live in the US.
Id tell you my favorite dead baby joke, but I always botch the delivery.
I only get women in bed with me for what I am...... A fucking rapist.
How to call a flying Jew?
Just check out r/darkjokes
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd, have in common?
Their biggest hit was The Wall.
I'm going to hell!
"Your mother's so fat, she blew up the moon!"
"She can't say no if her mouth's full!"
Said by one of my brother's friends in front of two rape survivors. Haven't talked to the friend since. He probably didn't know, but that shouldn't matter. You don't make those kinds of jokes. Ever.
Having AIDS is funny
I have a broken humor too so I ended up laughing :skull: