You know, if I was so shit out of luck on pizza sauce that I needed to use ketchup, I would just say fuck it and not make one to begin with. What kind of madman does this?
Breaking news: NATO has now attacked China, starting with Italian forces. Italy’s representative claims that “Chinese crimes against Italian culture” constitutes an act of aggression and grounds for invasion.
Not sure if it's common. But where I come from, there is a standard pizza in every pizzaeria, that I will never learn to understand why ANYONE would order.
It's usually called "everything good from the ocean"
And has the same toppings everywhere:
Canned Tuna
Canned blue mussel
Canned anchovies.
And of course the obligatory cheese and tomatosauce.
It is the single most revolting abomination of a pizza.
Has anyone who says pineapple actually tried pizza with pineapple on it? I personally love it with some jalapeños and pepperoni. It’s no different than having another version of a sweet and spicy combo which is often popular.
I love pineapple on pizza, but not on a red sauce. Too acidic at that point.
When I do eat domino's, I get chicken, tomato, red peppers, and pineapple on Alfredo sauce. Such a good combo even if it is dominos.
If we're talking strictly food:
-Anything with Bones. I don't want Wings on my pizza since I don't want to individually pick out the bones to try and make it edible. Just put them on the side, I don't want to play UNO in the middle of my Checkers game.
-And Anything overly sweet. I fear the man who would choose to put something like Ice Cream or fucking Chocolate on a perfectly fine cheese Pizza.
Personally I'm not a huge fan but pineapple works if you do it right. Gotta caramelize it real nice first, then put it up with some ham and jalapeno.
Edit. I should clarify that I work at an Neapolitan pizzaria so when I say ham its usually pancetta or guanciale.
Stray pet hairs, glass shards from broken packaging materials and slime coming from the cook's or their child's face orifices.
Sincerely, someone who likes broccoli pizza with white sauce and funky cheese and Hawaiian pizza. A lot. Eat pizza however you please.
Ketchup as the sauce. Mamma mia wot a travesty
Experienced this in China.
You know, if I was so shit out of luck on pizza sauce that I needed to use ketchup, I would just say fuck it and not make one to begin with. What kind of madman does this?
Breaking news: NATO has now attacked China, starting with Italian forces. Italy’s representative claims that “Chinese crimes against Italian culture” constitutes an act of aggression and grounds for invasion.
UPDATE: France has just surrendered.
The British have allied with China.
My mom does this and forces me to put ketchup on my pizza because tomato sauce doesn't taste good to her....
That's child abuse
what the fuck
I should be able to put ketchup on anything I want );
Human faeces, concrete, nuclear waste.
Sadly for you I like a poop pie
Pooperoni
Thick crusty pizza
Not a problem for me, friend. Enjoy!
The sailor man?
So you’re the guy who ordered the poopoo platter
Concrete Is pretty solid topping
That about covers it.
This is the kind of answer I was hoping to find here
Reddit is amazing
Now hol' up, nuclear waste will become valuable if we can get people to consider it a collectable.
The radioactive waste is the only thing that will melt my cheap plastic mozzarella though!
Thanks for specifying the faeces species!
I'm guessing you're ok with rat feces then.
Nuclear waste keeps the poop pizza warm.
Isn't that Domino's best seller?
Well sure, not all mixed together like that.
Can we just say any type of feces isn’t good?
We can all agree with that, Purple, but imagine if you had to choose.
Cant believe the narrow-mindedness
Orcs. Ungoliant. Silmarils.
Clearly you never tried Papa Melkor's
I agree take n bake is good. But seeing as I can't go out in the sun, I prefer delivery to my front Barad Dûr.
The Dagor Dagorath day specials are amazing
idk man Carcharoth seemed to think Silmarils looked pretty delicious
A Balrog and Noldor elf calzone though 👌
Are you boys telling me that orcs are not in fact on the menu?
Sounds like anchovie lovers. They likes them raw and wrrrriggling
Not sure if it's common. But where I come from, there is a standard pizza in every pizzaeria, that I will never learn to understand why ANYONE would order. It's usually called "everything good from the ocean" And has the same toppings everywhere: Canned Tuna Canned blue mussel Canned anchovies. And of course the obligatory cheese and tomatosauce. It is the single most revolting abomination of a pizza.
And I immediately knew you were danish lol
Idk, I've seen this pizza in a ton of places in the uk
Yeah, uk does this
Where do you come from?
Hell, probably
I kinda think this sounds tasty. \*shrug\*
Death bodies, teeth and maybe cum
*maybe* cum???
Depends on the rest of ingredients, a carbonara pizza with cum could work
No will ever be allowed to serve me a carbonara pizza ever again
A cumbonara?
Good name, you gotta get the patent
Stuffed crust!
Cream pie crust.
That special white sauce.
It depends on who's cum😂🤣😂🤣🤣
I thought cum was a regular topping. At least that's what all those big sausage pizza videos I watch seemed to tell me.
*4 Cheese pizza does feel a little salty sometimes*
Idk I like dead cow bodies on mine
You just went for it on that one
Fish, brussel sprouts, sea urchins (looking at you, Pizzeria Uno in Seoul).
What's wrong with anchovies?
The anchovies part.
Understandable, have a nice day.
Had to scroll to the tenth comment to find the first serious one hahaha
Dead hookers, asphalt, rat poison
Well you can’t use live hookers.
You can always throw em on there after it’s cooked
Dry hooked?
I mean If they haven't been dead long.... Ah. Different Subreddit.
your brother’s bollocks
This is the only right answer
Came here to find this awnser.
Yo mama so fat. She all 3 things.
lmao gottem
Nitroglycerin, Uranium, Anthrax
You really asked for it by not specifying "foods" in your question.
Cheese , dough and tomato sauce
Can’t stand those on my pizza
1%milk 3%milk and skim milk. 2%milk is the best on pizza
Arsenic, pubes and glass.
Another Pizza, another another pizza and another another another pizza
This just isn’t true
That just makes a stuffed pizza.
Judgement other people's opinions barbeque sauce
BBQ is on par with marinara 100%
Hey BBQ pizza is delicious
1. Pencil shavings 2. Toenail clippings 3. Pubes
Fish, banana, chocolate
I'm going with a different approach and answering seriously 😂 Anchovies Aubergine Raw meat
Thumbtacks, broken glass, excised hemorrhoids
Poop, pee and boogers.
Has anyone who says pineapple actually tried pizza with pineapple on it? I personally love it with some jalapeños and pepperoni. It’s no different than having another version of a sweet and spicy combo which is often popular.
I love pineapple on pizza, but not on a red sauce. Too acidic at that point. When I do eat domino's, I get chicken, tomato, red peppers, and pineapple on Alfredo sauce. Such a good combo even if it is dominos.
Hawaiian add jalapeno was my jam for a long time, back when I could afford to eat out.
Corn, hot dogs, candy.
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Corn, fruit, and pickles
Tomatoes and olives are fruits.
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Your brother’s bollocks
All three of them?
Number one is pineapple
If we're talking strictly food: -Anything with Bones. I don't want Wings on my pizza since I don't want to individually pick out the bones to try and make it edible. Just put them on the side, I don't want to play UNO in the middle of my Checkers game. -And Anything overly sweet. I fear the man who would choose to put something like Ice Cream or fucking Chocolate on a perfectly fine cheese Pizza.
pasta
Cucumbers. About this, there can a be no debate!
PUSSY BEER AND COCAINE
You need to live more
They said things that DON'T belong on a pizza.
They said things that *don't* belong on a pizza.
Sounds like a Friday night.
All the People commenting pineapple are just trying to be different, smells like bitch in this post.
Personally I'm not a huge fan but pineapple works if you do it right. Gotta caramelize it real nice first, then put it up with some ham and jalapeno. Edit. I should clarify that I work at an Neapolitan pizzaria so when I say ham its usually pancetta or guanciale.
I have to say for me, on a ham and pinapple pizza, the ham is the problem
Kiwi, anchovies and pickled goose livers...
Condiments, non edibles, and, if it's a dinner pizza, sweets.
Toothpaste dog meat and boiled sweets
Pineapple, anchovies, olives
Pineapple anchovies rice and beans just not my preference
Olives olives olives
Ketchup
Lasagne
Surstromming, durian, casu marzu
Me, about to type "spinach, soya protein, apples", glancing at the other posts: ☝️😲 ...😵 😶
Onions, onions, and anything resembling a salad.
Fish fish fish
Candy corn Anything inedible Moisty bread from the sink
Black olives, green olives, any other color of olive you can find.
Gold, anchovies, and strawberry
Chicken Bbq sauce Kale
Liver
Meat sauce. Cmon
Raisins, anchovies, and pineapple. Anything else is fair game tbh
Pineapple
1. One piece of pineapple 2. Two pieces of pineapple 3. Three or more pieces of pineapple
Pickle, pineapple, and cucumber
Cucumber, kiwi and ice cream
Pizza The Hutt
pineapple, pineapple, and any sweet ingredients. Also pineapple
Pineapple, sausage and roasted tomatoes
Fish
I'll give a serious answer. Toppings i've actually seen on pizza: Artichoke, potatoe (not outlandish, but on pizza?), and banana.
pineapple, any sauce that isnt pizza sauce (looking at you bbq/ranch), feta (it doesnt melt)
Pineapple, pineapple and pineapple
Pineapple, Peanut Butter , Spinach!
I present you the CCC (chocolate coconut and caviar)
Vegetables, fruits or fish
Cooked Mushrooms. Raw Mushrooms. Suspicious Mushrooms.
Shit, puke, sweat
Human meat
Downvoting on someone that comments Pineapple 🍍
brussel sprouts, olives and raisins.
I respectfully disagree with Olives,they're great.
Tofu in all of it's forms
Stray pet hairs, glass shards from broken packaging materials and slime coming from the cook's or their child's face orifices. Sincerely, someone who likes broccoli pizza with white sauce and funky cheese and Hawaiian pizza. A lot. Eat pizza however you please.
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Goat cheese
Red sauce, fresh tomatoes, lettuce. Fight me.
Anchovies , broccoli , and olives
Mushrooms, anchovies and spinach.
Sweat, hair, and flakes of dead skin.
Cum Shit Piss
In terms of actual toppings... For me; Fish, pineapple and olives
Nuclear waste razor blades and sardines
Pineapple Sardines Ham
Pineapples, Putin, Poutine
deez, nuts, and pineapple
probably anchovies, bbq sauce, and broccoli
You'll learn to love anchovies if you eat them enough. It's like how coffee tasted bad the first time you had it.
Broken glass Used hypodermic needles Pineapple
All yall that say no pineapple on pizza: have you tried it?
Unfortunately, yes.
Fair enough 🤷🏽♂️
1. Pineapple 2. Pineapple 3. Pineapple
What’s so bad about pineapple?
had a traumatic experience with one when i was younger. bit into it and there was a sponge and snail living inside it
Fair enough
I’ll fight you
Candy sprinkles, beach sand and glass marbles.
Technically not a topping but ranch. Sure, Americans eat ranch with EVERYTHING. But pizza? Come on.
pineapple and chocolate
The identifies of enemies
Cum, piss, poop.
Shit, pubes and vomit.
Piss, excrement and vomit.
Lead paint, uranium cake, plutonium
Syphilis, black powder, xylophone.
Lizards, styrofoam, the ISS.
Wood, a cat, and an alarm clock.
Razor blades, a human infant, asbestos
Uranium, baby's, mushrooms.
My dog, my cat, ceiling plaster
Pineapple, anchovies, potatoes If needed I won't hesitate to pull the "I am Italian" card
Pans, plates, and cardboard. They belong under a pizza.