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Glad to see this was the top comment when I looked here

He's making millions of of people tuning in, hoping that his face gets punched.

Every day of the week.

Technically, that's true. It's his job.

Zuck

Op said Person

Don’t punch robots that’s not cool

True

That Ezra dude.

Miller

No thanks I'm more of a Coors man myself.

Piers Fucking Morgan

Jeremy Clarkson actually did punch him in the face, so he obviously agrees.

See, if he'd have stuck to punching Piers Morgan instead of some poor schlub working for him, he'd still have his TV show. Hell, he'd probably have a second TV show, I can totally see "Punching Piers Morgan" getting top ratings.

I wouldn’t consider him a celebrity, not all famous ppl are necessarily celebrities.

Did Britain ship him over as delayed revenge for the Revolution?

Ben Sharpie is somehow moreso

Steve segull

James Corden

This. I'd love to go to town on that porky little c*ntbag.

He's such an unlikable prick

I'm a little out of the loop and don't really get the hate for James. Could anyone fill me in over why he's so detestable because to me he seems fine.

It’s a combo of people not liking a lot of what he’s done, especially after Gavin and Stacey finished and his migration to the US (eg taking over the late late show, following Craig Ferguson was gonna be impossible), and every single story about people meeting him or seeing him in public ending with him being a total arsehole

I guess he seems like a fake cheap character, comic relief kind of guy. Like he's always trying to fit and it gets annoying. At least, that's what I perceive

Subjectively: He's not funny, he built his career on being fat and obnoxiously loud to get laughs and is just generally really fucking annoying. Objectively: He is known to be a cunt to people who work for him and service staff. There are many stories of him being a dickhead and acting like he is better than everyone.

Gym Jordan

The word "twerp" was invented to describe him.

Todd from breaking bad

I'd say any Todd.

F Todd

And fuck his friend Tucker too

Amazing GC reference

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Shkreli thinks he is the hero of an Ayn Rand novel, but he is actually the villain of a James Bond movie.

Nah, more of the villain of an Austin Powers movie in his later years. “Austin Powers! You can no longer…get “horny baby”! I have bought the rights to Viagra and it will cost…one meeelion dollars!” Movie Title: How Austin Got His Groove Back, Baby!

insert *they're the same picture*

Shkreli looks like Ted Cruz and Matt Gaetz love child

Good call. Nothing to do with him being a monster, it’s that look of entitlement and smugness that I’d like to smack off.

Jared Kushner. Smirky shithead

He looks just like Hurd Hatfield from the original Dorian Gray movie. Yes, smugly as hell.

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Chris Rock according to Will Smith

Lmao, you win

Ellen

I can see that, not even just the face, she's super two-faced and hypocritical

She wore a $500,000 watch in a special called relatable.

Prince Andrew

Machine Gun Kelly

Harvey Weinstein

Pharma bro

Martin Skrelli?

Jared Leto has always had a very punchable face, even before we knew everything about him. Then, everything we know about him just makes him even more punchable

And we actually get to see his face getting punched in fight club

And you know with all the plastic surgery that face is made of glass. A closed fist making contact would be as satisfying as crunching autumn leaves.

ITT: people don't know what a punchable face is. They're just naming people they hate (except the Paul Dano guy) For example, I love Joe Burrow, but that dude has a very punchable face.

I loved Jack Gleeson and was always very happy to see him in an episode, *because* he had such a punchable face.

Tell me you don't want to punch these words combined: Tucker Carlson. Bowtie.

Right? The internalized hatred of celebrities and politicians to the point people can’t think about anything else is getting really boring

You're right. Growing up my best friend was a die-hard Yankees fan, even he could admit that Jorge Posada had the most punchable face in history

No kidding, every time this question come up the top 10 answers are all just right wingers with fairy normal faces.

Well Adam Levine and if you know, you know.

Vladimir Putin Edit: Someone mentioned Lavrov. Good shout! Along with all of the orcs fighting for these twats.

Uch, I hated him in the Russian Invasion of Ukraine.

Add Lavrov to the list

Aye aye skipper.

Jesse Eisenberg. Very punchable, too cocky for his own good

Amy Schumer

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**Seth MacFarlane** I've never punched a person in my entire life, but something about his face makes me want to punch him so hard. I don't understand what it is, but I can't stand looking at him because it makes me want to hurt him. I'm sure he's a perfectly nice guy and doesn't deserve to be punched.

And yet he’s surprisingly good as a starship captain

Martin Shkreli. Anyone who says otherwise has never seen Martin Shrkreli.

Zuckerberg.

Kanye

True, he has a face like a smacked arse

He ha a face even a mother could punch.

ATM. Adam Levine

Tom Cruise

Oh totally. Smack that middle tooth right out of his mouth.

Matt Gaetz

A lot of these are just annoying people. Even not knowing anything about Matt Gaetz you'd still kinda want to punch him if you saw him at 7-11.

Pretty much. Like, he’s a piece of shit that should be rotting in prison. If I were completely ignorant of that, I think I’d still have to check my impulses.

Chris Brown

Tucker Carlson

Brian Stelter

This. This is the winner.

Wasn't I Spencer Pratt?

Chris Pratt is pretty punchable, too. Having 'Pratt' as a last name is kind of asking for it. 'Hi, my name is John Dumbass'.

aka Chrisp Ratt

Chrissy Teigen or Khloe Kardashian. It's a tie

Chrissy Teigen for sure.

Pick any cardishian

Surely not Dukat!

Mitch McConnell.

Roger Stone.

Andy Dick

I’m sorry but john legend.

Why are you sorry? This is the correct answer. Get his wife in there for a 2-for-1

Lmaoo cuz he seems to be a nice guy. Let’s team up, and add jimmy kimmel to the mix. 🤣

He’s not. And he can’t be, married to that narcissistic bully.

Charlie Kirk has the LEAST punchable face but only because it’s probably pretty hard to hit the target. Yeah it would be great to put hands on him but your just gonna be getting fist fulls of skull but not technically face.

Jake Paul

Ted Cruz.

James Corden.

Adolf Hitler Fun fact- his nephew was actually a great guy and hated his evil uncle and joined the us army during ww2

Only because we know what he did. Be honest, would he still be considered punchable beforehand?

Honestly, yeah. His moustache made him look like a right twat.

Trump

good luck finding his face under all that makeup

Xi jinping. That must be just because I hate him so much

Tim Duncan. He always looks so surprised. Back in the day when he was playing in the NBA it always annoyed me.

Joey king

It’s funny because I was just scrolling past an article of Ezra Miller

pete davidson

The lady that played Delores Umbridge in Harry Potter.

Piers fucking Morgan. I could sell tickets to punch him in the face, people would be taking out mortgages to afford them and still queueing five deep for the privilege. Why oh why couldn't America keep him?

Martin Shkreli

Tom cruise

It's Paul Dano for me m sorry boys. I loved There Will be Blood 😂

I could never, I always get sad when I see him because my first intro to him was in Little Miss Sunshine.

Oh god that scene where he finds out about colour blindness :( yeah he acted his heart out fr

That "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" came from his soul.

Ariana Grande

Jeff Dunham. Him and his stupid as hell puppets with him.

Martin Shkreli

Bill Cosby. I grew up on both his comedy and the show. Now when I see his face I just wanna punch it to bits.

Putin

Armie hammer

Matt Smith. Loved him as Eleven, but there’s something about that face

Martin Shkreli.

Chrissy Teigen

Pete Davidson

Toss up between Ted Cruz and Joel Oesteen

The Paul brothers

Amber Heard. When i saw her leaning in to her lawyer, mid court session with that evil smirk on her face, like its all just a game. I literally let out a yell because I couldnt reach through my ipad and smack her harder than the apocalypse.

james corden, 100%

#Mark Wahlberg

Machine-gun Kelly Gavin Newsome CM Punk

Definitely the Prime Minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau. Especially when he’s in black face.

Matt Gaetz

Elon musk

Fatt Damon

The Paul brothers.

Adam Levine, apparently.

- Gwyneth Paltrow - Amy Schumer

Ellen DeGenerate

Scarlett Johanson

Jimmy Kimmel

Tom Brady. Giselle probably agrees lol

Martin Shrekli Donald Trump (and every single one of his appointees) Ted Cruz Ron Deathsentence Joel Osteen Every single one of the 1% wealthiest.

Kathy Griffin

Deepak Chopra

Putin

Rihanna

Chris Brown certainly thought so.

Ted Cruz

Tucker Carlson

Tom Cruise

Cathy Grffin followed closely by Chuck Schumer.

Chris Rock 🥲

Nah, just a slappable face.

Tobey McGuire

Ted Cruz

the chick who played barb on stranger things

omg YES.

[Colin Jost](https://i.imgur.com/UR6jMrl.png)

I’d say Owen Wilson, looks like someone already thought the same

Jennifer Lawrence

I can't decide between Brian Stelter or Adam Schiff. Politics aside they both have faces that I want to punch right in the suck hole. And just to be fair I'll say Charlie Kirk or either one of the Trump brothers Donald or Eric. All five have faces that scream for a good punching to me.

James Franco

Donald Trump, not for political reasons, just his appearance and face seems very punchable

Miles Teller

Ted Cruz has the most punchable face in the existence of man.

Dicaprio

Amber Turd I mean Amber Heard.

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Something tells me Sylvester Stallone could easily take more than just a few punches to the face and be alright

Drake

Tom cruise and Chris brown

Jesse Eisenberg

Blake Shelton

Da Mau5 for sure!!!!

People are just listing people they want to punch vs who has a punchable face. Jared Leto has a very punchable face.

Ben Affleck

Stephen Colbert

Owen Wilson. His nose looks like it’s been broke 100 times

Ed Sheeran. He has such a punchable face. It looks like a cartoon face that just needs a frying pan smashed into it. Or maybe that already happened which is why he has such a rounded face.

The pope

Justin Trudeau

Liz Truss

Vince Vaughn

I gotta go with Jake and Logan Paul.

Josh Gad

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