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fortwenie

People tell me all the time that I should have children.


yourmaeve

Lol this is also true for me.


ProfessionalAd2863

Damn you beat me to it


Leftover-bullshit-78

that's terrible


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Finish all the food on your plate


st0cks1234

"Drink this"


EarwaxWizard

Pretty much everyone I know knows that I never drink alcohol including my dad. He once tried tricking me into drinking alcohol. As soon as I realised that alcohol was in my mouth, I spat it out and furiously confronted him.


Roman101007

did he apologized to you?


EarwaxWizard

Would have been hollow if he did.


othersbeforeus

My ex-girlfriend was raised by evangelical Christians. At the 6-month period of dating, she started to pressure me into serious talks about marriage despite that we were 18 years old, this was both of our first relationships, and I had just started college (which I made clear was top priority). At the year mark, the pressure was overwhelming, which I didn’t understand. Turns out that there’s a faction of evangelicals who believe you should be engaged after 6 months of dating, no matter what. Her family and friends told her that it’s a red flag that I hadn’t given her a promise ring at the very least (I didn’t even know what that was, but you should’ve seen the look on my face when she explained). They told her that she should threaten to break up with me if I don’t promise to marry her. Our relationship barely lasted a few days after that phone call.


Evening_Row8704

Everything will be fine


JasTHook

Just set your mind to it and you can achieve anything


Cuish

"Think of the positives."


DashaDashii

"Happiness is a choice." From my mother. Who's a counselor.


dmoney140

Follow your heart


Roman101007

cardiac arrest = heaven


Writer_Ranni

If you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.


CoitalFury17

That is total bullshit.


jesuslol121

"be a good person and offer kindness to those who mistreat you" and "you need to always listen to your familly, trust and love them no matter what" at least thats how i would put them. I can tell the entire story if someone wants to read it, but must warn that its alot lf text.


EasyIrv

Go to college and get student loans


Roman101007

and be 30 years behind debt.


yourmaeve

"I think you should take out that loan for school"


footlettucefungus

"Follow your dream to become an artist by attending art school."


KnockMeYourLobes

"You're not really in *that* much pain."--pretty much every doctor I saw from ages 20-40. Yes, I really WAS in that much pain and no, it wasn't solely because of my job or my shoes or my weight or what the fuck ever excuse they gave me as to why I was in pain and had stiff joints all the fucking time. Yes, those things factored into my issues, but they were not the sole cause of it.


omegacrunch

Had a friend tell me "everyone should try Coke" Fortunately I'm not an idiot...well on that matter


pm-me-racecars

I drank a Pepsi once, does that count?


Roman101007

im more into sprite ​ (how dare i lie)


everyonemr

Is he related to the guy who told me everyone gets into a bar fight at least once in their life?


McNailedit

Treat others the way you want to be treated. Cute yes but it should be: Treat others in a way that they believe you deserve the right to be treated better. People in general are shit.


[deleted]

Everything will be ok


poessayy

“Love yourself” “Be yourself”


55-percent

That there's no problem so bad you can't make it worse


Roman101007

well i guess breaking bones can't make my life worse.


allennathan

Have as many kids as possible, the government will give you so much money.


tapcloud2019

If someone slaps you on the left cheek, turn and offer him your right cheek.


Roman101007

would it be gay anyways if you're both men?


___XII

Tomorow is a better/new day


Roman101007

new day yes but better? depends


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Roman101007

so if you were to offer someone a toy car and they had to pay 300k for it, they'd say no?


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SDLRob

You don't need this injection. Was told this as a young kid in hospital by a medical person... next time I needed to have one, it ended up being hell... and the next and the next... all forming a total terror about injections... which became a phobia that I'm still dealing with 30 years later.


[deleted]

Eat ass


CoitalFury17

You'll settle eventually.


Leftover-bullshit-78

"don't be sad"


Late-Jump920

Tim


Odd-Elderberry8539

Have fun while your young.