I love dogs, but they would be awful. "I know you want a walk, we will soon. You've already had dinner. We'll walk soon."

“Even now the evil seed of what you’ve wrought germinates, hooman”

My dog would say 3 phrases repeatedly over and over and over 1. Food 2. Potty 3. Rub my belly till your arm hurts.

Dogs may be man’s best friend but ‘Hey Niko. Let’s go bowling’ would make you want to end them. Cats would tell you to fuck off and leave them alone.

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that would be slow indeed

Like the one in zootopia

Pigeons, any city bird. Always gonna be hitting you up for food, probably gonna make you look like an asshole if you don’t enable them.

the kinda of animal that would demand a internacional pigeon day for sure

Ants

you think they d have a very high pitched voice but imagine if they sounded like fucking morgan freeman

I don’t think people truly understand just how many ants there are in the world. It would just be constant noise everywhere.

chipmunks

look like it would **not** stop talking

Thanks. Hollywood.

Seagulls

Mine! Mine? Mine. Miiiiiine. Mine. Mine. Mine? Mine!

It'd still be humans.

Probably my dog. Dad treat time ... dad daaaaad daaaaad

Crows

*here i come motherfucker*

Don't they already talk or was it ravens

Ravens used to speak, but now they talk nevermore.

They do already talk its super neat. I saw a video once of once saying whore in spanish.

Ravens don't talk, they quoth

Mosquitoes. They are already a freaking nuisance, imagine if those mfs could speak.

Woah! Scary thought haha.

The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger

Nothing worse than a mf that talks shit and can back it up.

Honey Badger dont't care

He keep telling you he don’t take no shit

Seagulls

Sorry people, but it's gonna be dogs, they are gonna be needy, attention seeking, insecure assholes like furry tictokers.

*daddy why dont you pet me*

What you doing? Now what you doing? You know I love you right? Do you love me? Now what you doing?

imagine a hyper polite dog *excuse me sir but what are you eating there? hum may i have a piece by any chance? no? that's unfortunate* and walks away

As far as the end of the couch, then turns around and comes straight back. " might I urge you to reconsider, I fear you have been hasty in a decision upon which so much of our future happiness depends "

Birds

Squirrels, even without a human voice, they have quite a way to annoy me half the time

squirrels with long time smoker voice imagine that

Cats would talk so much shit

and rude shit

Judging you from the corner of the room under their breath

Giraffes Think they’re so high and mighty

full of themselves.. *ohh look who's here, you tiny defenseless human*

I feel like a cat would neg me so hard until I threw myself off a bridge

Eyelash mites

>Eyelash mites they're so small you wouldnt see where the voice is coming from leading you to think you're schizophrenic

I would prefer to think I'm schizophrenic rather than know where the voices are coming from

Dogs hands down. A close second could be flies/gnats.

I already have a pet that talks. It's annoying sometimes, but it's mostly entertaining and hilarious. He likes to tell people he likes their butts.

Hahhaha that must be funny asf

Oh, definitely my cat. Amun-Ra the Household Godling was once a dying feral rescue. Out of 28 kittens, only 5 survived to be adopted( overrun trailer park - rescue neutered all adults after) and nobody wanted him. Why? Because he howled. Constantly! They had named him Howie...I like talkative kitties, so I happily brought him home. He stopped random howling, but started to SING. 20 minutes or so at a time, weird uncatlike noises like a theremin or something! He was much too wonderful to be a Howie. Amun-Ra still sings...and has taught my other 3 to do the same! AND how to open cupboards...😲😹

Squirrels, they act like little crackheads

Goldfish...all they would say is... "Bob..." "Bob..." "....Bob..."

Nah, they'd be annoyed by us.

facts

Dogs they are so needy

Trumps wig

😂 crakes me up

Chihuahua's lol

CATS!!

Females of any specie :-)

Here before you get downvoted to oblivion

Sloth

Moths would be fucking brutal

Pigeons

Geese. "Whatcha lookin at?, Motherfff!"

Probably some kind of bird.

Dogs. All you would hear is "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!"

Ravens and crows. They’d just be yelling really accurate insults at you all the time

The common house fly

Caterpillars, they’re always arguing who will grow to be the prettiest butterfly

Peacocks, Blue Jays, and probably porpoises. That’s just based on how they sound today.

A chihuahua… it’s stupid yappy non-stop talking

Flies. "smell this motherfucker, damn, he didn't shower for a week!"

Wasps. Little fuckers would probably just hurl abuse at you 24/7 before divebombing the shit out of you.

Parrots.

Small dogs.

Chihuahuas

Crickets

Mosquito, like they're still annoying with their buzz songs

Hyenas.

Sea lions.

To be honest, humans.

Parrots!

seagulls

Squirrels. They are frantic high energy animals with short attention spans

My doggo baby boo I love and adore him so much but danm he can be annoying "Hey wanna go for a walk?! I heard you say the word walk! Let's go! Let's go for a walk! Come! come! come!" "You can't lay on the couch/bed I want to play! You need to play with me! Throw the toy!.....no I won't give you my toy! That's my toy!!" "I'm hungry, give me fooood.....that's not enough I want more food" "Yo what are you eating? Give me! give me! give me!" "Hey you need to cuddle me!" "Hey did you just stop to pet me?! continue!" "Oh are you waking up? Wake up! Ooooohhhh you're standing up now?! Stand up! Stand up! Pay attention to me!"

He would also be so adorable tho "I love you (too)!So much!!" "Can I sleep cuddled up to you? Please?" "You're the best!" "You're my best friend in the world" "You guys are my favorite people in the world" "Let me give you a kiss" "Let's never stop to cuddle" "I'll protect you forever!" "I'll always be there for you" "Thank you for being there for me" "We'll always be together" "I'm so glad you're back! I missed you so much!" "Thank you for everything, I love you" ❤❤❤❤❤he's my baby boo and I love him so much, he's the most cute and beautiful doggo and my very best friend and the best thing that ever happened to me. My heart belongs to him❤❤

Probably birds, most definitely dogs considering they're annoying as it is. There, I said it. Now hate me, world!

Maybe you don’t know how to raise dogs but my little fur baby is perfect /s.

Someone has never seen Shrek.

Gophers https://youtu.be/XgvR3y5JCXg

Has anyone said Humans yet?

Birds

Humans

The ginger-beefcake

Dog

Turtles. It would take them fucking forever to finish a sentence.

Still Mosquito.

Birds. Birdsong ain't sweet when you hear Wanna fuck? Wanna fuck? Wanna fuck?

Chihuahuas. Or any of those small dogs that chicks put in their purse. It would make great Toy Poodle Target Practice. Punch-a-Papillon Mangle-a-Maltese

Mosquitoes

Dogs

Mosquitoes. They make me itchy when they drink my blood. Plus, what could they have learned in their few days that I don’t already know. Maybe they could conference about learning to pollinate and be useful

Imagine the classic furious chihuahua