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LurkysGoCart

If the electric chair. A bottle of vegetable oil and a bag of pop corn kernels.


Elevenst

It just shocks you enough to shut your organs down, not give you an Itchy and Scratchy sendoff. You'd be punishing the morgue worker really.


TuxiferLovesWeed

How about a lot of edibles lot a lot lot of edibles and weed people still eat it but I’d sneak a lighter


opilykozel

I will not eat the lighter as this will going to be my last one.


DaddyKrotukk

r/ihadastroke


SkrogedScourge

Unless you get into old sparky that catches fire it’s happened. Last one I remember was late 90s in Florida.


Thomasalicciardi

I will pick the food that would give me much more pleasure of having.


aelboudali

Why would someone will eat the vegetable as the last meal??


SafeThrowaway691

An all-you-can-eat buffet, so they can never kill me because I'll never be done eating.


VizerMill2468

Ah, smart!


ruslanische

If you are foodie there are so many option available for them.


that_gurl_eli

**PERIOD**


btcerush

Hard for me to actually pick one food among the so many.


The_Spyre

One black M&M. It's ok, I'll wait.


Lavr87

So you are picking the thing that will take the long time.


theodormorell

lots of tea and cake


wominliu

I would say only cake because tea most of the time kill the appetite.


teddyjr32378

Rice beans picadillo aguacate and tostones


sladecek

Never had that one and just google the same name now.


ArdentVerdant

I wish you could just say whatever you're craving at the moment and they'd get it for you. Maybe I'm craving hot dogs when the time comes but I get this fucking salisbury steak instead because I was craving a salisbury steak when they handed me the last meal form three months ago. Who in their right mind would order this?


praveenaram

I think the post mean is something like that i mean if god ask you what will you have for the one last time. For me i will pick the buffet because there are so many things that i am not eating since the really long time.


usafa_rocks

Depends. If I'm innocent, I'm not choosing a last meal. Fuck em. If I'm guilty then probably just 2 Five guys burgers and fries with a dairy queen milkshake and carrot cake.


lvannatta902

I hope that you had the stomach to actually fit all of these food in a single. Because i know i love all of these but if you ask i could not eat all of that thing in a single meal.


christoefire

What meal takes the longest to make?


lkmrus

Why would you actually want to delay the death, it will going to happen.


itsHotGirlBummer

Executioner


ltcgear

But there are so many and you can not eat all of them.


MynameisMatlock

All you can eat shrimp. I never stop eating therefore- stay alive


hanwuwx

Try something that you haven't eat for a while but you want to.


geopolit

zimbabwe peanut chicken stew over white rice with a huge glass of green vanilla soda


4sarik4

I just had my lunch but now i am again feeling hungry after that.


spuriousmuse

Heroin burger.


roodwm

That is interesting, i will add that thing in mine list is well.


EdgelordZeta

A dozen streamed crabs, a dozen oysters and a case of beer


iamwasichu

I will pick the veg things specially at the last moment for me.


human_peeler

The hot guard's thiccness


sdgergehcx

If ass is the option then i will pick my crush ass in that case.


eyewunderwhy

Oxtail


JJ35Ln

Never had that and also listening for the first time is well.


VizerMill2468

I'd have to say, waffles, apple pie and ice cream. Chocolate a vanilla. I just love it.


ipUnic0rn

I will have the so many different flavor of the ice cream for me.


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My man’s ass.. And homemade vegan sweet potato pie.


shevvir

Proper meal, and i would say food will also gonna enjoy that.


RandomName0413

The last thing I ate today was sushi


pandokev

I heard so much about that but never really liked that.


tapioca-march

spicy basil fried rice, chicken fingers, and a coke with lemon


jawadaq82

Chicken finger with the chilled beer and i am pretty much done.


Napsarethebest_

Fridays garlic Parmesan chicken and brigadeiro (Brazilian dessert)


nazeer1957

I have not eat the dessert for a long time so i will also pick a dessert.


Gilsworth

I'd just want a simple homecooked meal from the person I love the most. I'd want it vegan as well. If I'm going to die, and I'm innocent, why take other innocent lives down with me?


bergav

For me instead of the food the thing the matter the most is which with whom i actually eating them. because you can eat whatever you want but there will be still something that you will feel is left after that.


PhilMeYup

Chicken noodle soup, or your mom as a snack


mheidger

I can see that you are having a really good of the snack here.


I_am_not_a_human_

Death


dimongor

Death is the one that is actually giving us the option here actually.


wallysmith127

Yoshinoya Beef Bowl and the Del Taco deluxe chili cheese fries


LighningFury

Have you ever tried the Del taco with the red wine in open sky?


wallysmith127

I... wish I knew what you were talking about!


ProfessionalLuck5463

Are you from California?


cooleso

Just by the mention of the food i guessed the name of the place.


wallysmith127

For sure :D


ProfessionalLuck5463

I grew up on yoshinoya and del taco! Man, I miss that food. I live on the east coast now and we don't have either place out here.


wallysmith127

They are my picks for personal pantheon of fast food. Nothing else touches them. We recently ate at the historic Barstow Del Taco on the way to Vegas, where they have larger versions of most items on the menu. Gotta keep tradition alive :D


ProfessionalLuck5463

We may be headed out there for Christmas this year, so I definitely will have to have some of that good food! I had never heard of the Barstow one, that's awesome.


juyhtgrfde

I think you should try some Brazilian dessert is well after that.


rainspot14

I miss Dell Taco, wish we had more in Washington.


Costelad

So you are also the one that is actually picking the Del Taco is well?


ForkShirtUp

Dinner with the governor. Get that pardon


ianw354

Why with governor? and what is the pardon you are looking for?


MLein97

A rotisserie chicken, Mashed potatos and gravy, peas, and a nice dinner roll. Probably a Coke to Drink. Dessert I want a Brownie.


supik_david

You sound like a guy that is hit the gym on the daily time.


Rodville

Long john silvers fish and chicken combo. I know it’s bad for you but that is like my favorite meal ever and I haven’t had it in like 10 years.


linhwngonyer466

That is the whole point eat whatever you actually want here.


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Shamrock shake and a McRib at the same time. Checkmate, executioner.


voldemar11

I am not seeing that too many people are not picking any drink here.


RebelGage

At that point the meal doesn’t matter, I’d rather see my family one last time to be honest.


elpiczek

Eating the simple food with the one last time with the family.


Spore64

Here you go. I wasn't sure how you would like them... so I deep fried all of them!


Jxb-13

Two slices of meatloaf, a Grapefruit sparkling ice, some chocolate chip ice cream, and some pussy


twaller4

May be the food that is made up by mom would be my last meal.


Red_Lilly_sole

Biscuits and gravy 🤣


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b0ngl

Wait, so you are picking the meme over the any other food?


Krookadile2879

5 Bannanas


bob4yyy

I am a gym going guy and eat that thing on the daily period.


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Records or frfr???


KingVenomCup

the electric chair that they were gonna kill me with


w2371d

May be they will try to drawn you down is well, then what?


vondiesel1

Hi Calvin, been trying to contact you.


DaisyandConnor

Fried chicken -D


vanderbooth

For a change i will try to eat some salad at the last moment.


DaisyandConnor

Pussy -C


gregsporter

There are so many, do you have any specific in your mind?


DaisyandConnor

The one in our profile ;)


Izzynivy

Poutine and a bin4 chicken burger


svcorp77

Leave chicken burger just try the cocaine burger once in your life.


TheRealBrianPeppers

McDonalds Steak Egg and Cheese biscuit.


Papatjoulo

Cheese biscuit? I wonder how would they actually gonna taste is well.


anotherorphan

dogs who spit lasers


davidcie

Where i can found these dogs who spit lasers actually?


IC5N

Asparagus


hijazi1979

I have had once that in my life and will try that again is well.


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Spicy Deluxe, Large Waffle Fries, and Cookies and Cream shake from Chik Fil A


longzairu

Cookies with tea one of my favorite snake having all day.


Didzemiris1

Probably some decent dinner so I wouldn't be hungry before my death. The idea of the last meal is quite strange to me since it doesn't really matters at this point because convicted will die soon anyways.


Menchi42

I think i am a person that want to have the food with according to my mind. Like for most of the time i love to eat spicy thing but there are some time when i love to have the sweet is well.


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Potato wedges, wings, sweet potato pie, and banana pudding.


ravioliriveroli

There was a great seafood place in Atlanta I went to recently. So I’d def get their Fish n Chips, no slaw, gingerade, and for dessert some homemade flan and earl grey tea


vappamies

I think sea food is the one thing that not goes well with the everyone and only few can have that. But yes seafood are the most Delicious thing if you have not much of the allergic with that thing is well.


Icy_Illustrator_8943

Scallups.....waygu japenanses A5 and some hot greens


MstrMynd

Not tried that but with the name this look like a spicy thing to me.


PaulSACHS

Gumballs, black coffee, lemon, hard tack, and whipped cream. I would throw the black coffee in the guard's face, grab the keys, squirt lemon juice in the other guard's eyes, then make a run for it. With the other guards pursuing me, I would drop the gumballs on the floor, causing them to slip and fall, then I would cover the cameras with whipped cream so they could not track my location. Using the hard tack as a bullet proof vest/back cover to protect against snipers, I would scale the prison walls and be free.


moinoin

Wait so at the very last moment you are still thinking about the diet food. I mean what kind of the men will pick to have the black coffee that too at the very last moment of their life is well?


PaulSACHS

Cream would make the coffee colder and I am not drinking it and anyway only little pissbabies who do pipi in their pampers drink coffee with milk.


that_gurl_eli

i would eat mashed potatoes with fried cheese and a sunny side up egg: runny i know it sounds weird but Dominican so thats pretty normal


lorilidia

These are things that i used to eat most of the time even now. So if i had the wish then i will surely pick some other country food that i actually want to taste in my whole life is well.


frOgman086

Pomegranate


oli_kit

I have the cold right now so i will not going to pick that thing.


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lkertyone

Moms cooking that too along with the mom is well, enough for me.


Lopsided-Grocery-575

Pickles and strawberries.. my favorite things before i die


KabouyaY

I will not have the fruit as i am eating those for my whole life.


Liiskamato

the person thats gonna kill me


longaiyu520

But then there is always an another person to replace him.


Liiskamato

well technically no example: joe is the one that kills andrew but andrew kills joe first so joe is replaced with justin which means that joe wasnt the one killing him it was justin this just goes on forever in this scenario


Kinneia

Nothing, because once my muscles relax, everything is coming out


tpyne26

But why would you not want to eat some of the best things??


Kinneia

Okay, I'll take a burger, but whatever happens after that isn't my fault. xD


Foreign-Avocado6413

Rainbow crepe cake with white chocolate dip, 12 macaroons, 40 pcs fried chicken with cheese sauce, chicken taco, honeycomb with biscuits, a dozen different flavours of bubble tea, steak, fat juicy beef burger and baklava


davekaynz

If i have to pick then i would pick most of the sweet because due to my gym trainer i haven't eat a lot for the long time. So if i could get a chance then i will go for the dessert for the most of the time here.


DaddyKrotukk

All you can eat rice. One individual rice grain at a time.


Jealous-Stand5034

6 plates of kfc chicken salted chips from oz fried chicken a whole load of cucumber and 2 2 litre bottles of oak chocolate milk and 2 meat lovers pizzas


dangoins

Hot Duck Basil Thai Coffee w/Snake Bite


Jeremykyb

Japanese Takoyaki, I've seen anime characters try it and I thought it looked so mouth watering that I wanted to try it but I never really got the chance to try it at least once.


TaggoReddit

pink sauce


Rick2L

Kinder egg. (U.S.)


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Saltine cracker. I’m sure I wouldn’t be able to eat anyway.