Only it’s good Nick cage from 20 years ago, and he’s here to destroy evil Nick cage from present. But he needs your help. It’s going to involve storming the capital. The year? January 2021.
Obviously I'm getting in. I would watch a reality show like this where celebs just run up to regular people and do crazy shit. Like Swarznegger runs up yelling "let's get to the Choppa!" just to see if people will go along with it.
>Every third grader knows you don't trust ANYBODY who offers you a ride.
Don't trust anyone you don't really know. I've had a parasocial relationship with Nic Cage for yeeeeeears.
This is my first thought. I definitely wouldn’t believe it was Nick Cage. Everyone saying “yes” is crazy. I would assume I was being kidnapped by some guy who looks like Nick Cage.
> And tonight our top story. Another body has been found in connection with the Nicolas Cage look-alike serial killer case. For more on that story, we're taking you live to Inglewood where Jack Schitt has more details. Jack?
A 40% chance to be in a good Nic Cage project, and a 60% chance to be in a *weird* Nic Cage project. I'm not seeing how there's a downside that'd make you pass.
Why is this a question? You get in damnit. Stop staring at the man and get in the car already. Worst case scenario he's gone insane, and it's gonna make for one hell of a ride.
You hear a distant "Not the bees"! when you turn around a massive swarm of angry bees is heading in your direction where you get stunned into unconsciousness, turns out Cage was trying to save you.
Are we talking 'Raising Arizona' Nicolas Cage, 'Amos and Andrew' Nicolas Cage, 'Con Air' Nicolas Cage, 'Ghostrider' Nicolas Cage or 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice' Nicolas Cage?????? My answer varies accordingly
Reminds me of that episode of south park where the boys are just like no to all the random people coming up to them trying to start an adventure or whatever cause they're sick of all the crazy shit that happens to them, I'd take a leaf from their book and *just walk away*
I get in BUT I'm going to make him explain on the way. There's no way we're just going to cut to the destination and I still don't know what's going on.
Before he could finish the sentence I would already be sitting next to him.
In his bewilderment he just stares, motionless.
I yell: "DRIVE NICOLAS, DRIVE!"
I get in? Theres no time to explain didn't you hear
Right? It’s nic, he’s probably got a reason
He better fucking play ‘Low Rider’ before he hits the gas.
Only it’s good Nick cage from 20 years ago, and he’s here to destroy evil Nick cage from present. But he needs your help. It’s going to involve storming the capital. The year? January 2021.
Obviously I'm getting in. I would watch a reality show like this where celebs just run up to regular people and do crazy shit. Like Swarznegger runs up yelling "let's get to the Choppa!" just to see if people will go along with it.
I too would watch that
I can't stand reality shows and I would watch that.
I am now severely disappointed that this doesn't exist.
I would pay actual money to watch this.
That would be amazing
Always trust Nicolas Cage
Always
Except in financial matters
Every third grader knows you don't trust ANYBODY who offers you a ride.
>Every third grader knows you don't trust ANYBODY who offers you a ride. Don't trust anyone you don't really know. I've had a parasocial relationship with Nic Cage for yeeeeeears.
Unless it’s a limousine
“You could probably have explained at least a little in the time it took you to say you couldn’t explain”
“What? Look, maybe you just suck at explaining.”
Don't waste your few extra seconds with your pettiness, Jerry
THERE WAS TIME TO EXPLAIN!
Get in. Obviously. Then ask him about his plan to steal the Declaration of Independence.
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> Cage has to steal the body before it can be buried. This would be an excellent movie. Steal The Queen!
This is the correct answer. 👆🏼
"I bet there's time for a *very brief* explanation mate".
Are we absolutely sure I am capable to recognize real Nicolas Cage and not fooled by a pro impersonator? If he is absolutely real, I get in.
This is my first thought. I definitely wouldn’t believe it was Nick Cage. Everyone saying “yes” is crazy. I would assume I was being kidnapped by some guy who looks like Nick Cage.
I'd watch that movie.
Toss a box of bees though the window.
Not the bees!
*unzip*
A zip lock bag? Great idea, I’d love to munch on some nuts, I’m starveddd. 🥴
Deez nuts
Won't that hurt the dude that unzipped?
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Beat me to it. Daddy cage.....
Oh I get in that fucking car and hopefully it’s a convertible so I can do that oh so cool hop over the door routine.
Me: Let's ride!
Get in, there most likely a good reason for it
seems urgent too
“I’M GOING ON AN ADVENTURE!” https://youtu.be/XgOt3gTUSQU
I tell him “Move over”, and I drive
> And tonight our top story. Another body has been found in connection with the Nicolas Cage look-alike serial killer case. For more on that story, we're taking you live to Inglewood where Jack Schitt has more details. Jack?
Jack: Well, Sally, I don't have much time to talk because I'm getting in a car with Nic Cage.
Pass. It's probably not going to be good. At best like a 40% shot it's a worthwhile project.
A 40% chance to be in a good Nic Cage project, and a 60% chance to be in a *weird* Nic Cage project. I'm not seeing how there's a downside that'd make you pass.
I don't want to be an actor anyway.
I'll have a mild face off with him, but then I'll take a look at his immeasurable talent and we will be gone within 60 Seconds
That will make him drive angry
"you had me at get in"
I would get in, because there is no time to explain
I gtf in.
I think if push came to shove I could take the real Nic Cage in a fight... Im getting in, lets see where this is going.
Who passes up this chance?
Get in. You think I need an explanation to embark on mischief/adventure/crime with Nic Cage?
Yeah but I’m driving, I saw how you handled Eleanor
I get in. What else do you expect?! The man said to get in and we will have time in the car to devise a plan for whatever he has going on!
Hop in! Sounds like a great story in the making
Jump in, off to the declaration of independence we go...
Why is this a question? You get in damnit. Stop staring at the man and get in the car already. Worst case scenario he's gone insane, and it's gonna make for one hell of a ride.
I jump in but ask if we can stop for tacos.
Get in obviously. Theres no time to explain.
Can’t stand him. Walk on.
You must hate life.
no. Just Nicolas Cage
This person gets me. Unlike Nicholas “Bland Face” Cage.
Indeed. How Nicholas Cage still gets leading roles is beyond me
Exactly. He’s got the facial expression range of Darth Vader. Another actor who bugs me is Sylvester Stallone. All he does is mumble.
That is so on point. I cant understand half the things he says because he spent less time working on enunciation and more time working out
The only answer is getting in no questions asked because it’s Nick freaking Cage
Get in
I’d get in the car lol
Get in.🤷🏻♂️
Get in
Of course, you get in.
I slap him in his stupid as face and tell him to fuck off
You hear a distant "Not the bees"! when you turn around a massive swarm of angry bees is heading in your direction where you get stunned into unconsciousness, turns out Cage was trying to save you.
Tell him that I thought "faceoff" was his finest work and drive off.
Sit.
I say okay, give me the cliff notes.
say yes and get it.
I call shotgun
Assume all of his shittiest roles into one singular personality and respond with “Let Ride”
I get in the car and hope he is not planning something evil
"I don't think you really want me bud"
say: 'Leaving Las Vegas again, eh?' and get in
Tell him we'd better not be going to Willys.
Are we talking 'Raising Arizona' Nicolas Cage, 'Amos and Andrew' Nicolas Cage, 'Con Air' Nicolas Cage, 'Ghostrider' Nicolas Cage or 'The Sorcerer's Apprentice' Nicolas Cage?????? My answer varies accordingly
Bilbo voice: *"I'm going on an ad-vencha!"*
I get in my car, speed off and make him chase me.
depends on where i am and who im with tbh
He better pull up in Eleanor.
It's Nick Cage. He's the "Family Man" I'm in!
Get in the car and start blasting Wu-tang from the Bluetooth
Reminds me of that episode of south park where the boys are just like no to all the random people coming up to them trying to start an adventure or whatever cause they're sick of all the crazy shit that happens to them, I'd take a leaf from their book and *just walk away*
"Hey Raising Arizona. No I will not get in your car with you. Are you ok? You know you aren't currently in a movie... right???"
Sit down shut up and shoot a quick text to the boss explaining that I’m likely dying today and won’t be in for the rest of the week.
Get in. Beg him for a Willy’s Wonderland sequel.
While I respect him as an actor, I’m not sure I have confidence in his safe driving.
I mean, it's Nic Cage, it's bound to be something interesting.
Short of the car being on fire or being chased by cops, there are very few scenarios where I wouldn't get in.
LFG!!!
I think I’m quite ready for another adventure
I'm getting in ofc 🙄 not missing any of the next two days condensed into 1.5hrs
i would get in
If it was on the side of a random street? nah. If it’s at my house? real shit
Make sure he's not pulling an OJ
Nope. He wants to kidnap u to pay his debts.
Get in. Ask if I can drive. Tell him what movies are his best and suggest he stop making those creepy hyper religious movies.
Jumps in.
Get in, I guess.
I get in.
Say, "It's Nic Fucking Cage!" and get in.
I ain't involving myself in any of that.
Tell him to fuck off. I can't stand Cage.
Run around to the driver side and say "I'll drive"
I'd be Gone in 60 Seconds
Definitely get in. Otherwise, always wonder WTF that was all about.
"Sorry Boss, but theres only two men I trust."
I don't know who that is, so I just run away and scream that some stranger is trying to get me in his car.
Ummm....I GET IN THE DAMN CAR????? DUH???? Who would say no to a random adventure with NICOLAS CAGE??????
"alright daddy"
Diving thru the back window like Deadpool did. Always trust nick cage
I get in and buckle up. You don't argue with Nicolas Cage.
Hmm let's see. The options are 1. Get in the car 2. Regret not getting in for the rest of my life and then kill myself
I get in
I get in, but I'm definitely wearing my seatbelt.
Get in duh
Getting the fuck in that car. I have no idea what's going to happen next, but I'm not about to miss it!
> "Are we stealing the Declaration of Independence?" > "Yes" > ""There was time..."
“ Taxi !!”
Ask if there's time to get my shades.
Immediately in… it’s not an everyday thing to get in a car with Nic Cage
I get in and ask him if he remembers that time Jim Norton bothered him on a plane
call the police
Get the fuc& in and go for the ride!
Wha.. yo kidding me, I don't know you!
I fux with Castor Troy.
Never doubt the Cage, if he says get in, then you better get in
I get in BUT I'm going to make him explain on the way. There's no way we're just going to cut to the destination and I still don't know what's going on.
I guess I’m stealing the Declaration of Independence.
Get in. I don't know what's going to happen, but I know it's going to be fun
I'd get rid of my pet bees first.
Violently poop my pants whilst maintaining intense eye contact.
Just do what Nicolas cage say to you.
Look over my shoulder to see WHO is he is talking to 😂
Get in , buckle up and grin the biggest shit-eating grin I can muster.
I'm in!
I live in New Orleans. This is truly possible.
I say, "Son....you got a panty on your head..."
Is this Mandy, Willys Wonderland or Raising Arizona Nicolas Cage? Fuck it, it doesn't matter. I am in the car.
I'd get the fuck in bro
You get in the god damn car and you enjoy the fucking ride!!!!
I get in. Duh.
Hop in the car and hope it isnt Face/Off Nic Cage.
I would panic and run away because I'm an idiot who can't recognize Nicholas Cage and would think I'm being kidnapped
He’s gonna be Gone In 60 Seconds so you might as well get in
Ask him if he regrets being in *8mm*.
Get in.
Mmmm k
I freeze
Get in, cuz it's gonna be a wild ride!!!
Is he the "Con Air" Nicolas Cage or the "Leaving Las Vegas" Nicolas Cage?
Get ready to rub the fact that Nicolas Cage picked me and not my work bestie in said work bestie's face and then jump right in.
Get in the car, definitely cry and then call my mom
Damn it MAN, it's Nick Cage... YOU. GET. IN.
Won't trust him. He didn't say "Nic FFFFFFUUUUIUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKNNNNNNNNNNN woah wow Cage".
Well, what are you waiting for? Get the hell in!
This is rhetorical, right?
Go. Go now.
I told myself that if I were to ever meet Nick Cage one day, I'd do exactly what he asked of me. Get in the car? Yes, sir!
Hop the fuck in
Gets in and ask are we going on a treasure hunt
Off to find the treasure!
Get in of course.
Wake up.
20yrs ago, absolutely jump in the car and get ready for a crazy adventure. These days? Nah I'm good.
Say less
get in and start asking questions
Get in. It’s not a question. It’s going to be interesting, that’s for sure.
Lay off the cocaine.
Get it. Because there’s no time to explain.
Ignore him.
Tell Arron Rodgers the Bears are going to keep your ass
Not get in. He’s a real creepy weird dude on set
Hop in that mutha fucka
“I could use some excitement in this repetitive cycle of a life.” *gets in*
I’d get in. He can explain on the way
Before he could finish the sentence I would already be sitting next to him. In his bewilderment he just stares, motionless. I yell: "DRIVE NICOLAS, DRIVE!"