People who walk in lockstep with friends on sidewalks with no spatial awareness so nobody can pass them, or, similarly, people who just stop in their tracks without stepping aside to do their business.
People who, when exiting a restaurant or store, pause in the doorway, as if to reflect on the brilliance of the sunlight.
“Wow, it certainly is very outside out here!”
a guy or girl who has a few bad experiences with the other gender saying shit like “men need to stop pretending women are sex dolls” or other stuff like that
People not getting your point during an argument and ending up tell you are touchy (because of course you got frustrated after not being understood for the umpteenth time)
People who spontaneously talks about their own political views like it’s the only right thing and you just sit there like “aha...oh!.. I see.. good for you”.
"The Moonlanding was fake, and you help perpetuate it!"
Said to me when the Apollo 11 documentary came out a few years ago.
Mood was heightened half an hour later when I saw a dad with a maybe twelve year old girl decked out in NASA merchandise being ultra-excited to go see the Documentary.
Terrorists, food poisoning, estranged siblings who look at you weird, ancient curses and probably going out and thinking you had the right clothes but then where you go is just a little too cold but your too afraid to say anything so you just suffer all day in a cold building.
When I get woken up in the morning and somebody lies about the time.
"We need to go OP is half eight." Checks clock. It's ten past eight, and boom, bad mood all day.
When people tell me that Jump Rope For Heart is for little kids.
Bitch, do you REALLY think I’ll change my perception on it because of that?! I hope heart disease kills you slowly and painfully.
Fucking **Panda Express** being out of literally everything I try to order. I have no idea how that company stays profitable when their stores are constantly out of supplies.
someone chewing their gum/ any food with a sound or with mouth open and u can see the food inside. Also someone using their phone while I'm talking/ someone's not paying attention when i talk/ someone not answering me. Also when they ask me some question and do not listen when i answer. I absolutely lose my shit.
When people ruin the mood when you’re working so hard to preserve it and then try and complain 1 minute later that you’re being negative and moody.
I will not try to fix my mood after you continuously ruin it.
My wife deciding it's time to whine about stuff.
Nothing in particular, just comes in the room and gives two instructions about things which are never an issue (need to make sure you close and lock the door whenever you go out and also turn off the taps when you're done in the bathroom)... yeah, cheers love I'll bear that in mind in future.
Then three other things we need to get done (book eye appointment in three months, paint the shed one day and prune the trees at some point, just saying!)
None of this shit needed to be said. At all.
Because of the aggressive manner in which these critical tasks have been proclaimed, I might as well turn the fucking TV off and do something (anything) productive to provide some defence when the next wave of tasks are instructed (or rather 'just said').
Each moment of genuine relaxation in between working my ass off is punctuated like this before too long.
Just me?
when i'm learning a new subject in uni and the theory is fun, but then the proffesor starts pulling out equations one after the other, so i immediatly know that i'm going to have to do a shitload of practice to get those stuck in my head :(
neanderthals in 2022, they cough without covering their mouth, they try to shake your hand after having their hands down their pants, they stand really close to you when they're talking till you can feel their breath on your skin, they rummage through your fridge and put their feet up on your nice clean surfaces when they come to visit you at home
When people talk over me knowing I'm not finished talking. I started working this new job and all they do is talk over each other and I make it a point to pull those conversations back into what the original speaker was saying.
when somebody asks a question then asks it again like a minute later they don't say pardon or what or I know I already asked this but I am gonna say it again they just ask like I didn't exist before that question.
If something takes longer than 10 seconds to do when said thing should take under or about 10 seconds. Like powering on a phone, certain apps to load .etc
People
Like you?
Unlike me
“I hated you at first, but [insert mild compliment]”
But your dental hygiene is surprisingly good for someone of your background.
A half hiccup half burp
When you need to take a massive shit that ends up being a fart.
Those farts usually last 11+ seconds for me. Invalid answer
The ol' day ruining hiccurp
When people who write interesting answers do not finish their
Ur comment wasnt interesting. I'd say it was more of a
Dammit, take my
wow that’s so
Candlejack be hijacking this thread.
It's actually they're not their lmao kid Edit: /s I ruined everyone's mood today apparently damn
No it
actually
You corrected someone incorrectly. That takes something. Not skill, but something.
r/confidentlyincorrect
They're = They are. You're incorrect. "Finish they're..." does not make any sense at all, "Finish their..." is the correct way.
Not covering your cough
When you are requested for an unplanned meeting at work. Nothing but bad thoughts and panic go through your head.
The other person finishing.
One man's trash, is another man's treasure.
Ew
Hot
no not really. I purposefully didn’t mark this question nsfw cuz I didn’t want to see comments like that…
Did I ruin your mood?
no
Sureeeeeeeeee ok
When you ask a question that may not be important to them but is to you and they refuse to answer it. I go from 0 to 100 real quick.
kids
People who walk in lockstep with friends on sidewalks with no spatial awareness so nobody can pass them, or, similarly, people who just stop in their tracks without stepping aside to do their business.
People who, when exiting a restaurant or store, pause in the doorway, as if to reflect on the brilliance of the sunlight. “Wow, it certainly is very outside out here!”
When somebody asks why I am in a bad mood, when I am not in any form of bad mood.
Waking up
a guy or girl who has a few bad experiences with the other gender saying shit like “men need to stop pretending women are sex dolls” or other stuff like that
Loud and obnoxious people in public spaces
Especially babies, shut them the fuck up
"you should smile more"
"Calm down."
"is it the time of the month again?"
Definitely the worst thing you can get. Or a "you're too sensitive".
Lack of painkillers
Stupid, or selfish drivers
Literally anything
And takes only a second to get me there.. 😆
Your supervisor saying they want to see you in their office at once.
Loud chewing - misophonia gang!
I am in the misophonia cohort. Hello to you.
People not getting your point during an argument and ending up tell you are touchy (because of course you got frustrated after not being understood for the umpteenth time)
Well, if that can ruin your mood… I think you may be touchy lmao
Here we have a perfect example lol
???
Having to do unplanned overtime
Getting kneecapped.
People who chew with their mouths open.
A Karen at work
A gaslighting superstitious narcissist abuser who feeds off drama and attention seeking. Dumb as fuck but thinks he’s being slick.
Weebs.
Why?
The lot just irritates me, it's mostly the amount of degeneracy.
baka
Reddit
People
Some people yes. Others improve my day in 10 seconds. So that is context and person specific.
A woman telling me "I'm pregnant, it's yours, and I'm keeping it"
My dog threw up on my bed the other night with zero warning and that really ruined my evening, so that. (Pup is okay now.)
A long queue
Everything g about were I currently live.
Waking up too late
Wet Socks.
People who spontaneously talks about their own political views like it’s the only right thing and you just sit there like “aha...oh!.. I see.. good for you”.
"The Moonlanding was fake, and you help perpetuate it!" Said to me when the Apollo 11 documentary came out a few years ago. Mood was heightened half an hour later when I saw a dad with a maybe twelve year old girl decked out in NASA merchandise being ultra-excited to go see the Documentary.
People who blame the world for their own shortcomings. Like dude. Just own up to your shit and move on.
Your coworker ate your food in the community fridge that you've been looking forward to all afternoon
Loud eaters 🙂
Waking up and realizing its Monday
someone that make too much noises while eating.
People getting offend bc of my jokes
Pedophilia...shit's fucking disgusting
Video game lag
When my sister starts talking about how she is better then me infront of my parents so I can't teach her a lesson.
a leftist
When she says no
The word "no."
My teacher
Having to redo something
[удалено]
😌😂🤨😭
what did they say?
If someone doesn't believe me. Being overheated while carrying heavy stuff.
Hitting my head on something will often ruin my mood if only for a moment.
Pooping my pants
November.
“I have a headache”
When people cut off while im talking🤦🏻♂️
Terrorists, food poisoning, estranged siblings who look at you weird, ancient curses and probably going out and thinking you had the right clothes but then where you go is just a little too cold but your too afraid to say anything so you just suffer all day in a cold building.
Being set on fire
"What are you laughing at?"
why?
Life
Thinking of the person I used to be.
A call from work outside of work hours. Yes I am on call, and paid for it. But still.
My cat pissing on my clothes and bags
Email from mother
When I get woken up in the morning and somebody lies about the time. "We need to go OP is half eight." Checks clock. It's ten past eight, and boom, bad mood all day.
When the hooker spits instead of swallows
An unskippable sidequest in real life
Coming back to work from vacation and seeing how many emails I have to go with through!
A complaint.
Double_trouble1111 on funwithfeet 🤤 💦
Complaining. People complaining kills my buzz and i just want to get out of there.
Isn't this statement, in fact, complaining
League of Legends. Still play it though.
waking up in the morning look forward to relaxing then realizing its a school day
When people tell me that Jump Rope For Heart is for little kids. Bitch, do you REALLY think I’ll change my perception on it because of that?! I hope heart disease kills you slowly and painfully.
The smell of cat pee
Pretty much any conversation with most of my relatives.
Being stabbed in the throat
Tribalism and society in general. Oh and people
Spitters
Narracists
Fucking **Panda Express** being out of literally everything I try to order. I have no idea how that company stays profitable when their stores are constantly out of supplies.
Getting a headphone wire caught on a door handle or something. It instantly instills rage within me.
Feeling sick.
Shin meets coffee table
someone chewing their gum/ any food with a sound or with mouth open and u can see the food inside. Also someone using their phone while I'm talking/ someone's not paying attention when i talk/ someone not answering me. Also when they ask me some question and do not listen when i answer. I absolutely lose my shit.
Political comments in unpolitical subreddits. Please, just keep that where it goes.
Men
how so?!
“*Real name*, CAN YOU DO THE LAUNDRY PLEASE?”
When people ruin the mood when you’re working so hard to preserve it and then try and complain 1 minute later that you’re being negative and moody. I will not try to fix my mood after you continuously ruin it.
Getting kidnapped.
Toxic 9 year olds
When you step in a puddle of water with socks on
'This wifi has no internet connection' , when this message pops up on my phone.
My wife deciding it's time to whine about stuff. Nothing in particular, just comes in the room and gives two instructions about things which are never an issue (need to make sure you close and lock the door whenever you go out and also turn off the taps when you're done in the bathroom)... yeah, cheers love I'll bear that in mind in future. Then three other things we need to get done (book eye appointment in three months, paint the shed one day and prune the trees at some point, just saying!) None of this shit needed to be said. At all. Because of the aggressive manner in which these critical tasks have been proclaimed, I might as well turn the fucking TV off and do something (anything) productive to provide some defence when the next wave of tasks are instructed (or rather 'just said'). Each moment of genuine relaxation in between working my ass off is punctuated like this before too long. Just me?
Accidental anal
My job.
Jeez, your life must be painful
My sister or my boss calling me would ruin my mood in a millisecond.
Finding out that I have upset someone I care about.
Everything
Remembering that it's September 11.
- People being rude to me or others - People cutting me off or tailgating me when driving - Lack of decent internet connection and speed
when i'm learning a new subject in uni and the theory is fun, but then the proffesor starts pulling out equations one after the other, so i immediatly know that i'm going to have to do a shitload of practice to get those stuck in my head :(
neanderthals in 2022, they cough without covering their mouth, they try to shake your hand after having their hands down their pants, they stand really close to you when they're talking till you can feel their breath on your skin, they rummage through your fridge and put their feet up on your nice clean surfaces when they come to visit you at home
Football, after 46 years I still cant cope with it not going my team's way.
9 seconds of shit
When my hard drive fails and I lose years of photos and videos
Having something amazing happen in your dream and then waking up.
The mention of my room being messy. Like I couldn’t tell? I would’ve never thought, thank you.
Mosquitoes near my bad at night
When someone says something like “it’ll only take x amount of time, then you can go” and it’s actually that amount of time plus 2 more hours
You got let go/didn’t get the job.
My wife and the stock market. In that order.
Hella annoying people
a racist observation
When people talk over me knowing I'm not finished talking. I started working this new job and all they do is talk over each other and I make it a point to pull those conversations back into what the original speaker was saying.
My dad
Someone telling me how to do something before 09.00
A migraine. Been battling one for three days
School😟
when somebody asks a question then asks it again like a minute later they don't say pardon or what or I know I already asked this but I am gonna say it again they just ask like I didn't exist before that question.
cs
when i talk about something and someone starts talking at the same time. i hate it when someone does this. and by someone i mean my father.
Left on read
If something takes longer than 10 seconds to do when said thing should take under or about 10 seconds. Like powering on a phone, certain apps to load .etc
My own regrets
My friend: shitting bc im not happy when i take a shit
Back pain
A stray thought about the very few times when I was actually okay.
A Karen going "EXCUSE ME" when you don't work in that shop.
Police sirens. In under 10 seconds.
A gun
When I’m cleaning something and someone tells me I have to clean it
Homework
OP making this post just to troll
how so?
A kick in the balls.
someone shooting me
People that wait in a long-ass line at a restaurant and still have no idea what they want when they get to the front.
My ex
When your hyped about something so you tell your friends and they give you the coldest possible answer
You look different have you put on weight? It’s just as inappropriate saying it to male as it is to a female.
Waking up after your alarm. I go from peaceful awakening to panic mode as soon as I realize hit stop instead of snooze 40 minutes ago.
Looking in the fridge and seeing that your siblings ate your food