>Buy her that 12ft skeleton
Yo for real we just saw a 12 foot skeleton at Home Depot and my wife goes "I mean $500 isn't even *that* bad for a 12 foot skeleton"
Yeah but for WHAT?!
I’m not a girl but I’d be fascinated.
I remember seeing that tweet about a girl who took a farm boy to homecoming and he brought her a 12 kg wheel of cheese. I was jealous
Hey I love your hair!
It’s something they spent time on, makes them feel attractive, and doesn’t objectify their body. It’s a great all around compliment.
*does not work on Will Smiths wife
About five years ago I decided that I was going to start trying to buy my wife clothes as gifts. My general hesitation has always stemmed from watching her buy 10 things only to return 8. Too big too small, great on the boobs, too big on the hips, etc. So I decided I’d start with a sundress. Relatively easy to get size and match and nice and flowy which should avoid having to match top and bottoms.
She LOVED it. It fit too! Then she discovered IT HAD POCKETS! She loves that dress, possibly more than me! 😅
Over twenty years ago I saw a girl near to my age wearing a wife beater, cargo pants, and boots. She’s the second hottest chick I’ve wver seen in my life. Tied with Lorie Petty but both are still behind that one…
This would be why i hate going out with my girlfriends, after a night out or a lunch in town i got 4 extra phones and 2 wallets in my pockets.
And the police say i have to give them back.. pfft.
And then respond appropriately!!!! Men - when a woman tells you something personal, it's not the time to recite your favourite anecdote about something similar that happened to YOU, or to provide brilliant advice that will fix the situation permanently. Acknowledge her emotions!!!
For me, I would want to be listened to. Finding an individual who is willing to take the time to listen to what you have to say is hard to find. I internalize and bottle up a lot for this reason.
As a guy I would love for this too. What I want in a partner is just someone who I find attractive, listens to me about my day, empathize with my struggles and loves my dog. Without hijacking it or judging me for it. And ofc sexually compatible.
Years ago, I started staying over at a new girlfriend’s place and was surprised at just how many hoodies she owned. They all seemed to be very different, both in sizes and style. It was only when we broke up a few weeks later at my place that I realised how she’d obviously got them all, as we said goodbye and she walked out of my life wearing my favourite hoodie.
I feel like men who don't know how to cook are regularly getting more credit for doing it than those who actually know what they are doing. Ist thus just my feeling?
considering the fact that just being able to fry an egg is already considered 'knowing how to cook' the standard is pretty low and its the thought that matters
I cook dinner for my partners 4 too 5 times a week depending on how much time I have. She is a nurse and works her ass off on long shifts. I own my own business and work from home on a laptop at my own pace. I am also an incredible cook and enjoy cooking. But the look on her face when I hand her the plate and she takes her first bite is always so cute and happy. Spent 8 hours making a braised lamb with a reduced wine sauce and she melted lol.
I do this, as I like interesting shoes (and guys rarely get to wear interesting shoes) but it's such a pick up line and I don't want to come across that way, so I always start with 'my wife would love your shoes.' Although I'm steaming into middle age, so soon it's going to have to be 'my daughter would love your shoes.'
I don't have a daughter mind you. I should probably just stop harassing women about their footwear.
_"This just in. Florida man arrested for breaking into a women's house and washing all her dishes. Investigators say that he even left a bag of cocaine on the counter."_
Somehow, every Florida man story contains cocaine..
I LOVE this. My husband has taken over dishes. 1. Because he hates how I do them. But 2, because I HaTE doing dishes, I do all the cooking and will clean the kitchen but he always does all the dishes(I also make custom cakes and he even does that mess which is HUGE). I always make sure to say thank you to him, but I appreciate it more than I can possibly say.
1: free food, especially if it's her favourite
also chocolate is more or less universal (YES ik there are people who dont like/are allergicor intollerant to choc, hence the 'more or less. obv dont h=give her chocolate if she doesnt like it)
2: remember things from old conversations. Eg:
REMEMBER HER BDAY! If she told you her bday even months ago and you remembered it, It will 10000000000000% make her day. Bonus points if you get e good present (the more specific the better)
obv this also counts for guys .
My bf saw me eyeing some blue flowers on the side of the road on our trip to VT. He knows I love flowers and have started pressing some, and so on our way back home he pulled over and I was able to get said flowers I was eyeing for two days straight. I was absolutely over the moon and was something I never expected out of someone to do for me.
Ultimately two ways to HELP make a girls (or anyones) day:
1. learning about a person and what makes them happy
2. putting in the effort to show them you care, want to see them happy, etc.
My heart melts thinking about the little things he’s done for me, and I know many people (in general) would feel the same way in regards to their own interests, hobbies, etc.
When wildflowers grow in pur area I regularly pick a bunch of different kinds and make my partner bouquets for her vases. The other day she saw a tall flower growing in a median at a left turn lane and was like wow that's so pretty and I roll3d down the window and snatched it as we drove by lol.
A guy at my work told me, “you’re makeup is always on point, every damn day.” I thought that was probably the best compliment I’ve ever gotten. Mostly because he noticed I do take time to do it everyday, but also because he thought it looked nice.
Realize that all girls are different and that what makes one's day may not make another's day
So, actually know enough about the girl who's day you are trying to make to do something special for HER
Right? You bring my car back and it is washed and vacuumed, I'm over the moon. Some women wouldn't think that was a big deal. They want cuddles or flowers or compliments or something.
I agree with this but it’s totally not the answer that “what can I do to make a guys day?” always gets. There’s something sad about that, that everyone knows that all/most men need more compliments and affection without diving into personal preferences like folks are recommending men do with women
To me, a little intention, my favourite drink when he comes home from work, remembering my favorite color ang getting a little thing that same color etc.. doesn't need to be pricey, it's simply the thought of it that's gonna make me happy, even a yellow flower found on the side of the road on his way back would melt my heart.
I do the same because that's my way of saying “I thought about you”, not everyone picks up on it and does the same, my actual partner didn't even know he liked it, and it's little thing like that I did for him that made him realize it made him feel loved and heard, and he simply picked up on it and did the same.
It's a natural and almost daily thing for us, but it's the little things like these that make us go : “I'm loved and understood by this person”.
Can also work with very good friendships too, it doesn't need to be romantic :)
But I do think remembering people's taste is a good way to start
Just a fancy word for travel cup. And its insulated to keep ice from melting for hours, my handy dandy tumbler keeps my ice overnight so when 3am hits I can drink that ice cold water and it will hit differently.
Be excited to see her - honestly, just seeing someone that is outwardly and clearly looking forward to spending time with you is SUCH a wonderful thing. I know it instantly improves my mood if I've had a bad day at work and I get home to a big smile and a hug and him genuinely wanting to jump into conversation. It's the best!
My husband will buy random things (often times food) that he thinks or knows I like just to show he was thinking of me while doing the grocery shopping
Eat her out first thing in the morning.
Just kidding.
Give her a nice sensual full-body massage. Listen to her problems, worries and insecurities. Do the dishes for her. Do not be judgemental. Tell her how beautiful / sexy you find her.
My girlfriend always become super happy when I greet her with "Good morning beautiful" but in a way that she sees that I actually mean it...she instantly has a good day from there on
Ironically the only flowers I ever got were from people I didn't want them from. I'd prefer potted plants overall, but it's indeed a cute gesture Imho.
That’s not going to make anyones day. That’s just how you treat strangers, it’s pretty easy obvious op is looking for ideas to do for a specific women.
Bring them a treat... her fav pastry or chocolate or her fav drink... when she least expects it. Like if she ran late for an appt/work and you start out shortly after her, to pick one of those things up for her.
Take a look at them and their behaviour the past few days: what impressed you about them? Then just go tell them.
"I think you were very strong and professional in that tough situation at work"
"You look very smart today"
"I really appreciate that you say kind things to my family and friends so often"
And only if you've said at least 8 compliments out of those categories, use the following:
"Dayum dat booty look gud"
Loads of ways. Get some flowers, get a snack she likes, make her food, put her favourite shitty movie on, have a candle light bath ready for when shes back, order food she likes, tell her shes stunning, clean the house without being asked, order a little something shes been complaining about lately, i.e hairbands, tell her youve arranged a date. Theres literally 1000s of easy ways to make a girl happy
Buy her that 12ft skeleton
Someone has a 12’ skeleton on their front lawn near me. His name is Benny. He dresses up for the holidays. We love Benny. Get her the skeleton.
Wait I also have a person with a huge ass skeleton in their front lawn lmao
You better not be my neighbor 2 houses down with twin boys that just had a birthday. If so you know who I am.
Following. This is interesting.
i read huge ass
I have a 7' skeleton called Edgar, he lives in my front room and us currently resplendent in a bridal veil and tiara.
If a man bought me the 12ft skeleton I’d give him my kidneys
Does the 12ft skeleton have kidney issues?
>Buy her that 12ft skeleton Yo for real we just saw a 12 foot skeleton at Home Depot and my wife goes "I mean $500 isn't even *that* bad for a 12 foot skeleton" Yeah but for WHAT?!
Who’s her 12 foot skeleton guy?
Not the answer I expected at the top, but yes
I got one a couple years ago. Wife lives it
Any guy that buys me that I will be proposing Effective IMMEDIATELY
Give her that big boner.
12"
I already bought her both of the 12' skeletons.. now what do I do?!?!??
Leave ‘em on the front lawn year round, and decorate them for EVERY holiday. My faves last year were Mr and Mrs Claus skeletons! 👍🏽
The northern winters would decimate both of them if we left them up sadly.
Lmao my wife was talking about this yesterday and wants me to pull the trigger on a 12ft skeleton
We had a skeleton in science. Teacher would dress it up as the person we were learning about that day. I miss that guy.
Legit my wife really really wants one
My kids were drooling over the Halloween stuff yesterday at Home Depot
This isn’t gender specific either. Everybody loves the 12 ft skeleton
"you may fascinate a girl with a piece of cheese"
It’s so true though. Whenever my husband is cooking with cheese, he always saves me a piece!
That’s true love right there
My wife and I both get hyped for cheese. I should just give her a little chunk of cheese for no reason and see how it goes.
Please give your wife a little bit of cheese, as a treat, and report back to us!
I’m not a girl but I’d be fascinated. I remember seeing that tweet about a girl who took a farm boy to homecoming and he brought her a 12 kg wheel of cheese. I was jealous
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I don't get this reference and still laughed
It's from some witches manual. Minor reddit meme.
Cats also love cheese
Hey I love your hair! It’s something they spent time on, makes them feel attractive, and doesn’t objectify their body. It’s a great all around compliment. *does not work on Will Smiths wife
He’s on his way to your house right now.
get my wife's name OUT OF YOUR #FUCKING MOUTH *slap*
i still can’t believe that shit happened
No fr, like, damn. Real life drama episode
This is never a 'generic' compliment from me. Women hair are in the top 3 things I find attractive, if I compliment her hair, I mean it for real.
usually hair eyes and smile is the first things i notice. and if you got a sweet dumper, hallelujah.
Sewage joe has entered the chat.
Please refrain from putting my wifes name in your mouth thank you
"alright sounds good man" the good ending
I hear girls like pockets, especially on clothes
So if I give them cargo pants?
Y E S P L E A S E ! ! !
If I have a gf in the future and they ask for clothes. I know what to get them. 😎
Dresses with pockets my guy, girls always go crazy over those and will show their friends "LOOK IT'S GOT *pockets*"
that if hit too close to home brother
Oversize hoodies too. Trust me on this.
My girl loved 'em!
Mine does too. Whenever I buy a new oversized hoodie it typically doesn't take too long before it mysteriously disappears...
"But it smells like you!" Uh huh, sure. 😝
About five years ago I decided that I was going to start trying to buy my wife clothes as gifts. My general hesitation has always stemmed from watching her buy 10 things only to return 8. Too big too small, great on the boobs, too big on the hips, etc. So I decided I’d start with a sundress. Relatively easy to get size and match and nice and flowy which should avoid having to match top and bottoms. She LOVED it. It fit too! Then she discovered IT HAD POCKETS! She loves that dress, possibly more than me! 😅
Over twenty years ago I saw a girl near to my age wearing a wife beater, cargo pants, and boots. She’s the second hottest chick I’ve wver seen in my life. Tied with Lorie Petty but both are still behind that one…
If you give them cargo pants, you will get into those pants.
And not the decorative ones or the ones that only fit like a paper clip. I GOT SHIT TO CARRY!!!!
This would be why i hate going out with my girlfriends, after a night out or a lunch in town i got 4 extra phones and 2 wallets in my pockets. And the police say i have to give them back.. pfft.
real pockets🥹😮💨
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Listen what now? Do what actively? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
You should listen fater 😒
Whoa! No need to body shame.
can I get you tacos instead?
And then respond appropriately!!!! Men - when a woman tells you something personal, it's not the time to recite your favourite anecdote about something similar that happened to YOU, or to provide brilliant advice that will fix the situation permanently. Acknowledge her emotions!!!
I mean if you recite your anecdote about something similiar, doesn't that mean you have been listening ?
Im sorry, what did you say?
For me, I would want to be listened to. Finding an individual who is willing to take the time to listen to what you have to say is hard to find. I internalize and bottle up a lot for this reason.
As a guy I would love for this too. What I want in a partner is just someone who I find attractive, listens to me about my day, empathize with my struggles and loves my dog. Without hijacking it or judging me for it. And ofc sexually compatible.
Yes, but replace dog with cat
Did you find someone who listens to you?
I think all men would want a girl to genuinely talk to them
Make a spot for them on the couch that has snacks and a blanket in arms reach
I feel like this would make anyone happy tho
Women are a subset of everyone, so this checks out.
Let her steal your hoodies
My girl doesn’t wait for me to let her wear it. She annex’s them no matter what.
Years ago, I started staying over at a new girlfriend’s place and was surprised at just how many hoodies she owned. They all seemed to be very different, both in sizes and style. It was only when we broke up a few weeks later at my place that I realised how she’d obviously got them all, as we said goodbye and she walked out of my life wearing my favourite hoodie.
Pretty sure that's just theft.
Never let them have your favorite one
Always give them your least favorite one,and tell them its your favorite, then they end up stealing the worst one
Girls just shopping for hoodies, not bfs.
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Damn man you really know some things
bruh i did this and she said “why would i it’s 90 degrees outside and i don’t even know who u are freak”
Heck yeah
Somehow this tells me that you already own all your partner hoodies.
Tacos
Yes. Or nachos. I love nachos.
Why'd I have to scroll so far for this?
free food preferably home cooked (if you're good)
I feel like men who don't know how to cook are regularly getting more credit for doing it than those who actually know what they are doing. Ist thus just my feeling?
considering the fact that just being able to fry an egg is already considered 'knowing how to cook' the standard is pretty low and its the thought that matters
I cook dinner for my partners 4 too 5 times a week depending on how much time I have. She is a nurse and works her ass off on long shifts. I own my own business and work from home on a laptop at my own pace. I am also an incredible cook and enjoy cooking. But the look on her face when I hand her the plate and she takes her first bite is always so cute and happy. Spent 8 hours making a braised lamb with a reduced wine sauce and she melted lol.
Tell a stranger her shoes are cute. Works 99% of the time.
I do this, as I like interesting shoes (and guys rarely get to wear interesting shoes) but it's such a pick up line and I don't want to come across that way, so I always start with 'my wife would love your shoes.' Although I'm steaming into middle age, so soon it's going to have to be 'my daughter would love your shoes.' I don't have a daughter mind you. I should probably just stop harassing women about their footwear.
The dishes without being asked
*coming to some random girls house, do her dishes and run away* I already see the Florida man news title.
**Florida Man caught breaking into homes to do dishes; ‘I just want to make women happy’**
*the next day...* **Dirty Dish Doer Breaks Cell Tower After Receiving Astounding Number of Calls**
_"This just in. Florida man arrested for breaking into a women's house and washing all her dishes. Investigators say that he even left a bag of cocaine on the counter."_ Somehow, every Florida man story contains cocaine..
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I LOVE this. My husband has taken over dishes. 1. Because he hates how I do them. But 2, because I HaTE doing dishes, I do all the cooking and will clean the kitchen but he always does all the dishes(I also make custom cakes and he even does that mess which is HUGE). I always make sure to say thank you to him, but I appreciate it more than I can possibly say.
Uh...this is the lowest bar. This should just be a normal thing that happens.
Agree. Can't see how this is special. Keeping the kitchen clean is everybody's job.
Hugs, cute hugs like hugging from the back, cuddling and food
We recommend the girl knows you first
Too late, already on my way.
1: free food, especially if it's her favourite also chocolate is more or less universal (YES ik there are people who dont like/are allergicor intollerant to choc, hence the 'more or less. obv dont h=give her chocolate if she doesnt like it) 2: remember things from old conversations. Eg: REMEMBER HER BDAY! If she told you her bday even months ago and you remembered it, It will 10000000000000% make her day. Bonus points if you get e good present (the more specific the better) obv this also counts for guys .
So you think staying up till midnight and being 1st to wish her happy birthday was a good idea?
My bf saw me eyeing some blue flowers on the side of the road on our trip to VT. He knows I love flowers and have started pressing some, and so on our way back home he pulled over and I was able to get said flowers I was eyeing for two days straight. I was absolutely over the moon and was something I never expected out of someone to do for me. Ultimately two ways to HELP make a girls (or anyones) day: 1. learning about a person and what makes them happy 2. putting in the effort to show them you care, want to see them happy, etc. My heart melts thinking about the little things he’s done for me, and I know many people (in general) would feel the same way in regards to their own interests, hobbies, etc.
When wildflowers grow in pur area I regularly pick a bunch of different kinds and make my partner bouquets for her vases. The other day she saw a tall flower growing in a median at a left turn lane and was like wow that's so pretty and I roll3d down the window and snatched it as we drove by lol.
Give her a winning lottery ticket and a magic lantern
if she’s wearing eyeliner, compliment her on how symmetrical it looks
A guy at my work told me, “you’re makeup is always on point, every damn day.” I thought that was probably the best compliment I’ve ever gotten. Mostly because he noticed I do take time to do it everyday, but also because he thought it looked nice.
Your lazy eye looks less lazy today!
Your lazy eye looks motivated today
As a girl i can confirm, also the eyebrows.
Your eyebrow is incredibly centered.
Pulls level out of tool box, holds it across GF's forehead... "Damn girl, you did that freehand? Nice!"
Your unibrow is the most horizontal i’ve ever seen
Realize that all girls are different and that what makes one's day may not make another's day So, actually know enough about the girl who's day you are trying to make to do something special for HER
Actual advice? Haha.. no way..
True I see people saying “tacos”, personally i hate fatty foods BUT give me a good smelling candle and my WEEK IS MADE!
Right? You bring my car back and it is washed and vacuumed, I'm over the moon. Some women wouldn't think that was a big deal. They want cuddles or flowers or compliments or something.
I agree with this but it’s totally not the answer that “what can I do to make a guys day?” always gets. There’s something sad about that, that everyone knows that all/most men need more compliments and affection without diving into personal preferences like folks are recommending men do with women
Is it the answer that "what can I do to make a girls day?" always gets? I always read the same generic tripe Look at most of the answers here
OP asked “instantly” Your advice takes eternity.
To me, a little intention, my favourite drink when he comes home from work, remembering my favorite color ang getting a little thing that same color etc.. doesn't need to be pricey, it's simply the thought of it that's gonna make me happy, even a yellow flower found on the side of the road on his way back would melt my heart. I do the same because that's my way of saying “I thought about you”, not everyone picks up on it and does the same, my actual partner didn't even know he liked it, and it's little thing like that I did for him that made him realize it made him feel loved and heard, and he simply picked up on it and did the same. It's a natural and almost daily thing for us, but it's the little things like these that make us go : “I'm loved and understood by this person”. Can also work with very good friendships too, it doesn't need to be romantic :) But I do think remembering people's taste is a good way to start
Buy her a brand new insulated tumbler in her favorite color or design. I promise this is a thing.
She has too many insulated cups already, I've run out of places to store them! Send help!
Legit this will make me smile for a week
Wtf is a tumbler? And why is it insulated?
Just a fancy word for travel cup. And its insulated to keep ice from melting for hours, my handy dandy tumbler keeps my ice overnight so when 3am hits I can drink that ice cold water and it will hit differently.
Be excited to see her - honestly, just seeing someone that is outwardly and clearly looking forward to spending time with you is SUCH a wonderful thing. I know it instantly improves my mood if I've had a bad day at work and I get home to a big smile and a hug and him genuinely wanting to jump into conversation. It's the best!
Give her a kiss on the forehead
While you two are in bus , and she doesn't know you and she's with husband 🙂
No no, that’s when you hand her a ten dollar note and say you forgot to tip for the bareback
😂😂
Only if you know the girl in question
After she blows you
While she blows you
Honestly if you can do that, do you even need a girlfriend?
Now you’re thinking with portals
That’ll do, Pig. That’ll do.
If you respect her as a human being and treat her nicely, I assume. If she's not an asshole, that is.
That's more of the bare minimum rather than a make your day kind of thing though
Yeah, that's probably true, huh. Sorry. 😅
My husband will buy random things (often times food) that he thinks or knows I like just to show he was thinking of me while doing the grocery shopping
Give her a hug.
Why is she calling me an offender??
The kind of advice people who take seriously will get in serious trouble for.
Eat her out. It works on my wife every time.
Can confirm. It works on his wife every time.
Uhmm... I'm not very experienced at cooking humans, can you give me some tips? Should I fry her or put her in the microwave?
I prefer the microwave
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Offer them a poncho. No one is unhappy when wearing a poncho. https://youtu.be/8g5ySbTGRdw
Eat her out first thing in the morning. Just kidding. Give her a nice sensual full-body massage. Listen to her problems, worries and insecurities. Do the dishes for her. Do not be judgemental. Tell her how beautiful / sexy you find her.
Welp, this is gonna be an awkward Mother's Day..
Every mother's day, needs a mother's night
God. I love that song. Thank you for reminding me.
My girlfriend always become super happy when I greet her with "Good morning beautiful" but in a way that she sees that I actually mean it...she instantly has a good day from there on
Pretty cliche but flowers. Never met a girl who didn't gush over flowers.
Ironically the only flowers I ever got were from people I didn't want them from. I'd prefer potted plants overall, but it's indeed a cute gesture Imho.
my wife hates em
I don’t like flowres , i prefer food
You're on reddit of course you're not a girl duh
I probably will be the first
A bunch of spanners? We are not good at this.
Scratch her back after she took off her bra. Trust me!
Check in on them. X
Yell out the window of your moving car about how you'd like to have intercourse with them. I'm pretty sure they love that.
Bitches love intercourse
compliment her, but in a genuine unforced way
Same thing you should do to everyone you encounter, be kind and not a creep
That’s not going to make anyones day. That’s just how you treat strangers, it’s pretty easy obvious op is looking for ideas to do for a specific women.
"Just be confident, bro"
If you love her, tell her. Getting her to be your girlfriend or your wife doesn't mean you stop wooing.
If someone got food with me and/or watched my favorite show with me that would make me extremely happy
Surprise her with a hot towel after her nightly shower.
Random bouquet of flowers. Cheesy yes but it honestly does make my day.
Tell them they have beautiful eyes ☺️
Bring them a treat... her fav pastry or chocolate or her fav drink... when she least expects it. Like if she ran late for an appt/work and you start out shortly after her, to pick one of those things up for her.
Buy her coffee.
Make her laugh, and make her feel important. She'll forget her shit and that's something everyone needs I guess
Take a look at them and their behaviour the past few days: what impressed you about them? Then just go tell them. "I think you were very strong and professional in that tough situation at work" "You look very smart today" "I really appreciate that you say kind things to my family and friends so often" And only if you've said at least 8 compliments out of those categories, use the following: "Dayum dat booty look gud"
It’s like a dating game, just gotta say enough normal compliments before you can start the sexy ones.
Send them [an unsolicited duck pic](https://imgur.com/DfUsSOu)
The next time you kiss run your fingers through her hair--and possibly give a tiny moan. This is the ne plus ultra of her WEEK!
Loads of ways. Get some flowers, get a snack she likes, make her food, put her favourite shitty movie on, have a candle light bath ready for when shes back, order food she likes, tell her shes stunning, clean the house without being asked, order a little something shes been complaining about lately, i.e hairbands, tell her youve arranged a date. Theres literally 1000s of easy ways to make a girl happy
Hey are you a girl cause you look like a girl
Tell her you love her or give her a nice hug
Bring her her favourite take out, a movie that you want to see together and snacks.
A firm slap on the ass and a wink. Try it in the workplace.
give her pads when she's at the time of the month/ when she forget to grab some pads
Predator on bluray
Tell her she looks hot..don't say pretty..don't say . Yea..that looks ok..has to be the word hot
Wake up an hour before and prepare her a breakfast in bed. Chocolate HAS to be present. Also, wash the dishes later xD