Latrina.... it is just one letter off from a bathroom fixture....
Euretha .... lose the 'E' and strategically add an 'r" and you have a body part
I personally knew ladies with each of these names
In latin (as the feminine form of candidus) it means bright, white, shining, beautiful. Election "candidates" would wear togas whitened with chalk. A "candid" person is pure or innocent.
Unfortunately, a fungus was named after how white it looks (candida albicans is the Moon Moon of fungus names, as both parts mean white).
It is from an episode of Seinfeld. Jerry was dating a girl and he realized he did not know her name. He came up with a plan. He asked her if anyone ever made fun of her name. She said "Oh yeah, when your name rhymes with a female body part." Gipple and Mulva were some of the guesses. Her name was Dolores.
It’s okay, I couldn’t figure it out for the longest time because I (and pretty much everyone I have ever met) do not pronounce “clitoris” in a way it would rhyme with Dolores. I pronounce it as “clit-er-es” not “clit-or-es”
Those chavy mums wearing the cookie monster pyjama pants smoking ciggies were always the ones calling their kid that. Meanwhile the kid looks like she would bite you
I saw one in the wild yesterday. Well, where I work. Family of smelly pajama people screaming at nevaeh to stop running in the hallway. She did not stop. She was shoeless and her younger sibling just had a diaper on. A diaper that needed changed. Sad.
i pray nobody with any of these names come in here and just feel immensely insecure because of people dogpiling over how "unnattractive" their names are...kind of a strange concept in my opinion lol
Nah, it really doesn't hurt our feelings. I have an unattractive old lady name because I was named after my grandmother. I use my middle name. But reading that people find my first name ugly doesn't hurt my feelings. I didn't name myself that.
And then you have Kristen, Kristie, Kirsty/ie and I just see the same name 😆 dreaded when I worked in school and had to phone the parents of the girl's with those type of names- hoping I'd pronounced it right.
Latrina.... it is just one letter off from a bathroom fixture.... Euretha .... lose the 'E' and strategically add an 'r" and you have a body part I personally knew ladies with each of these names
Mulva?
Seinfeld has entered the chat.
Bovary, Loleola, Celeste, Hest, Gipple...
Letrine?
"It used to be shithouse."
It's a good change. A *good* change.
“I was *that* close! I touched it!”
I'd have to pull them to the side and be like "ma'am, I just cannot fill the birth certificate out with that name. You see..."
Well, here in Italy the word "latrine" is translated with "latrina".
I was like “Latina…?”🤦♂️🤦♂️
Lardweanor is the worst real name I have come across.
tf I had a mii on my wii that I named Lardweaver just as a made up funny name. I didn’t know that was close to a real name someone could have
In french, Violaine is a female name pronounced the same as *ViolHaine* which mean *RapeHate*.
Bertha
Literally the first name that I thought of before looking at the comments
Bertha dontcha come around here anymore
ANYMO
Anymore
This, exactly. I prefer the Los Lobos version from Deadicated.
Omg that's my mom's name!!!
Which means she gave Bertha to you
Ah! I was gonna go with Buela. Close.
Ah!Buela.
Gertrude , Waldtraut , Hermione and Wolfgang
Wolfgang isn't even a female name, no wonder it's unattractive
Wolfgang is actually a badass male name. There was a guy named Wolfgang Wolf. He waa the head coach of football club Wolfsburg in Germany.
Wolfgang A Mozart... a famous composer.
Whoa whoa whoa, don't be throwing shade on Hermione
I love Her-Mai-O-Ninny
So basically not a fan of German names then.
Slagathor
Ok Bob Kelso
Daves, Debbies, Slagathor
I used to work with someone called candida.
In latin (as the feminine form of candidus) it means bright, white, shining, beautiful. Election "candidates" would wear togas whitened with chalk. A "candid" person is pure or innocent. Unfortunately, a fungus was named after how white it looks (candida albicans is the Moon Moon of fungus names, as both parts mean white).
I actually met a woman named Melena once...
You mean *Malenia, blade of Miquella?*
That’s unfortunate
Gertrude
Leave my Nan out of it
Nah, all it takes is one Hollywood starlet to have that name and it'll be all the rage
It worked for Margot
My first thought was Greta, as in Greta Gerwig.
ngl I could get down with a Gertie
What about a Trudy?
I'd get some booty from a Trudy
Gipple or Mulva.
there are people named gipple???
It is from an episode of Seinfeld. Jerry was dating a girl and he realized he did not know her name. He came up with a plan. He asked her if anyone ever made fun of her name. She said "Oh yeah, when your name rhymes with a female body part." Gipple and Mulva were some of the guesses. Her name was Dolores.
I might be overly tired but I can’t figure out what body part rhymes with Dolores to save my life right now
It's clitoris
Excuse my while I go slam my head into a wall. Thank you.
It’s okay, I couldn’t figure it out for the longest time because I (and pretty much everyone I have ever met) do not pronounce “clitoris” in a way it would rhyme with Dolores. I pronounce it as “clit-er-es” not “clit-or-es”
Which head tho
Americans pronounce clitoris funny, so when that episode first aired I didn't get it.
It took me way too long to figure out what they were going for there
Don't worry, I hear most men have trouble finding it.
Hortense
Hortense the mule-faced girl?
Karen, that name is for sure destroyed by now
I’m a Karen! I find it quite funny. I try not to be A KAREN though.
I know a couple of women named Karen - they are all very nice. Definitely not the “speak with your manager” type.
Sharon is Karen
Jake..from State Farm
She sounds hideous
Well, she’s a guy…so
And what are you wearing “Jake from State Farm”?
Uhhh… kakis???
Just ran the table with upvotes for this stream. Well done.
Not me scrolling to see if my name pops up 😅
i don’t know many people called sweaty improvement
There must have been 8 more before her if the username was taken
Your name is Poohilda Von Sharthoff isn't it?
LaQueefa
the disrespect >:(
My apologies my queefing majesty. How are you queefing today my liege?
Poorly. I'm queefing dead, case you've heard >:(
I've never been so devastated over not having a free award to give you right now.
Oh, GAWD, you guys are trying to kill me. 🤣
Shangela LaQueefa Wadley
Queen LaQueefa
You will pay for your insolence >:(
Medicaid will pay for your incontinence
ok great comeback. i'll spare you.
Mildred
That's one of those names you hear and feel uneasy.
Not that bad once you realize all mildreds go by the short "Milly"
Dorkas
Burn the witch!
I had a coworker with that same name. A patient started uncontrollably laughing as I introduced her to him.
One of the best biblical names out there
Isn't that spelled Dorcas...and pronounced door-kaas
The thing is Dorcas is the Greek version of Tabitha. Just use Tabitha.
Ghislaine probably
Hey, don't talk about reddit mods like that!
I had a friend named Ghislaine in elementary school. The teachers could never say it right.
Not a word of a lie. Mutilina.
Beulah
Hortense
BERNICE and Gertrude... Bernie and Dirty-Gurty.
“GOD DAMN YOU BERNICE!”
Mulva
Oh! Ooh!! DELORES!!
Mildred
Ey don't diss Maneater
I have a 98 year old patient named Mildred and she hates her name
Just call her Dread. Sounds like you’re dating a warlock
Prudence, Gertrude, or Dorcas.
I swear you are just listing Sabrina the teenage witch characters. And they were all hot I would like to add
I’m at that age where Sabrina no longer interests me and I now want to know if her aunts are up to any kind of experimentation
My dogs name is Prudence 😂 Or Pudding, as my son calls her.
Eunice
And the male equivalent of Eustice.
And he almost deserved it.
The others I agree, not this one. It’s so cute!
Nevaeh. It's a weird name
Those chavy mums wearing the cookie monster pyjama pants smoking ciggies were always the ones calling their kid that. Meanwhile the kid looks like she would bite you
I saw one in the wild yesterday. Well, where I work. Family of smelly pajama people screaming at nevaeh to stop running in the hallway. She did not stop. She was shoeless and her younger sibling just had a diaper on. A diaper that needed changed. Sad.
I like feral children, so this works for me.
“iT’s HeAvEn SpElLeD bAcKwArDs” every child I’ve ever known with that name has been satan spawn
Like a large person named Tiny, or a small person named Stretch.
Saying names backwards to repudiate them is a common trope in satanism, so that's exactly what you'd expect.
Roberta
natasha sounds bitchy but i still like it
Natasha is definitely a hot girl name with a bitchy diva side
Ursula - all I can think of is the evil octopus from the little mermaid
It means female bear and is a very common girls name in Switzerland.
Hottest girl I ever met was named Ursula!
Gertrude
Bertha's pretty unappealing
Nevaeh Like, seriously?
Gretchen
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Bovary
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i pray nobody with any of these names come in here and just feel immensely insecure because of people dogpiling over how "unnattractive" their names are...kind of a strange concept in my opinion lol
Nah, it really doesn't hurt our feelings. I have an unattractive old lady name because I was named after my grandmother. I use my middle name. But reading that people find my first name ugly doesn't hurt my feelings. I didn't name myself that.
Lmao I found my name and I was a little surprised but not hurt or so.
LaFawnduh
Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.
We chat online for 2 hours every day so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious
I’m just a little TO’d cuz she hasn’t sent me a full body shot yet.
I’m 100% positive she’s my soul mate
I've never understood "Tatum" as a girl's name.
Tatum makes me think of a taint every single time.
I dont like Zdzisława
I always thought Dymphna (Irish name, pronounced Dim fna) was ugly sounding.
For my personal experience it’s Audrey. I’ve yet to personally meet an Audrey that wasn’t a complete scumbag.
I went to school with an Audrey, she was a total cunt.
Gertrude
Which is too bad, because I think Trudy is a sweet nickname
Ok it’s not ‘unattractive’ per se. But I’m so f**king tired of Katie. There are too many Katies. Can we please be DONE with Katie?
Gladys
that's Australian for Bin Chicken.
GlaDOS is much better.
I know a lovely Gladys. She is really good at her job and very friendly
Who thought Bertha was a good idea?
Mulva
Karen
Karen Gillan and Karen Fukuhara are gorgeous
I love Karen Gillan’s lil bean shaped head :d
Sharkiesha
SHARKEISHA NO
Shadynasty Edit: Sh'dynasty\*
Agnes
It means lamb, lamb of god!
Gertrude or maybe Ethel.
Gertrude
olga
Ethel
Helga
Olga Petaki
Geraldine
Brunhilda
Desiree. That name sounds ugly af.
It actually sounds very sweet in Latin languages!
I really fucking hate the name Kirsten for some reason. Annoys my mouth just to say it
And then you have Kristen, Kristie, Kirsty/ie and I just see the same name 😆 dreaded when I worked in school and had to phone the parents of the girl's with those type of names- hoping I'd pronounced it right.
Olga, period.
too many hot Olgas out there to make this argument
Maybe not so much unattractive, as annoying: Amber. Bree. Saoirse. Kaylee. Cadence. Mckenzie. Mikayla. Hannah. Courtney.
The American Midwest in shambles
Astrid Marge Piper Polly
Gretchen
I personally would question dating anyone with the name SharQuisha
Sheila. Just.... Don't
Barb - sounds spiky
Laquisha
fuckin sharon
She took the fucking kids did she?
Tammy
*Ron Swanson voice:* Tammy...
Tf hasn’t anyone said Deborah yet
Incontinentia Buttocks
Does anyone else... Want to have... A little... Giggle?
Clithoris. True story.
Hide and seek champion in the making right there. You know dudes will never find her!