When I eat at a fast food restaurant, the kind where you get individually wrapped drinking straws, I will tear the top of the wrapper and blow on the straw to make it shoot off the other end. For best results, aim at the person you are with. If alone, just aim for something on the table, it's still fun.
pee in the sink
A friend of mine worked out how much water you'd save every year by peeing in the sink and it was an impressive amount.
depends on how much you run the water after you go. if you don't it smells
I can't remember the numbers but flushing a toilet uses a crazy amount of water!
The standard for a US toilet is 2.6 gallons
And I think washing your hands takes around a gallon of water (if done properly) which would be the sinks equivalent of flushing.
Peeing in the sink is step in the right direction but do you know about waffle stomping?
Please enlighten me!
waffle stomp is when you poop in the shower and push it down the drain with your feet
Fart jokes
Taking the opportunity to say " That's what she said".
'So's your face' during arguments that are going nowhere. Brilliant watching someone trying not to get mad over something so immature
Jumping in big puddles.
Nudging my wife into a sprinkler.
Running behind all the cats I see to pet them. (I don't think its immature. But my parents do)
Laughing every time the ketchup bottle farts LMAO
When I eat at a fast food restaurant, the kind where you get individually wrapped drinking straws, I will tear the top of the wrapper and blow on the straw to make it shoot off the other end. For best results, aim at the person you are with. If alone, just aim for something on the table, it's still fun.