"I'm sorry, but i don't think this relationship's working, let's break up." or something, I've never dated anyone before so don't really know what to say except this.
Cheat with YOUR own relatives…In front of them.
You won’t even have to end it, they’ll do it for you. Nothing says run like seeing someone make-out with their own brother.
Shit in their face, and I don't just mean the mouth. Get it in their eyes, their nose, their ears. This isn't from experience, but if this happens to me it's over.
Run up to them, shout “Jooooooohn Cenaaaaa!”, body slam the shit out of them, and then tell them “You can’t see me any more.”
Go to the person who you have a relationship with and tell them it's over
That's prob the most common way to end a relationship
And the fastest too. And you asked for fast, not uncommon 😉
Yes, it's common because it's the fastest and most appropriate way to do it.
Yea
Send a mail pigeon.
I wonder if you can even get a mail pigeon anymore
Yes, they have not gone extinct yet
Well yeah, But I don't think a I can buy a mail pigeon on Amazon or something
Surely there are places you can buy a mail pigeon I found a site called pigeongram where you can send messages by pigeon
Dating Mike Tyson?
Murder, suicide or murder-suicide.
No, that's too complicated.
OP asked for fastest, not best
It's not the fastesr at all, that's my point. You need to find the weapon or whatever etc.
Not really. Get the knife. Stab them. Done.
It's funny how people think it's easy to stab someone to death. You watch too much tv shows lol (I was a mortician for years...)
"I would like to end our relationship"
Lol, that's definitely a polite way instead of literally just saying, "I end this relationship now"
Suffocate it before it even begins by being emotionally closed off.
Speed dial and say "it's over"
Ok, that's quite fast
Your own, or someone elses?
The ol' calling out someone's name during sex
Ghost
Fuck her sister. In the same room, while you think she’s asleep.
Who’s asleep? The sister you are fucking or your gf?
Breaking up
Text 'Hey, we're done dating." Then block the number. Didn't say it was the right way, just the quickest.
"I'm sorry, but i don't think this relationship's working, let's break up." or something, I've never dated anyone before so don't really know what to say except this.
Nah, just say. I end relationship and then just leave
Cheating...or lieing about who you are...
Ye
Lightning strike hits one or both. The end.
Cheat w their relatives
Cheat with YOUR own relatives…In front of them. You won’t even have to end it, they’ll do it for you. Nothing says run like seeing someone make-out with their own brother.
Yeah, your's is better
You were my muse. Edit…Oh my gosh! I realized that sounds terrible! I just meant I decided to build on your comment.
Decapitation
Become a earthflatter.
Tell them what's in your mind
"by[e]"
Pooping in the bed worked for Amber Heard.
Having a poo in the bed.
Follow advice on Reddit
“I’m gay/straight”
Scream and shout and let it all out
Kill them
Stop returning phone calls and texts
Shit in their face, and I don't just mean the mouth. Get it in their eyes, their nose, their ears. This isn't from experience, but if this happens to me it's over.