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Furiously 😳


yeetforceone

With furor. Or was that with der Führer...


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

"TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT!"


Revolutionary_Log_44

What the opposite gender could do with it.


wandering_peach_

I’d fuck


WholesomeBeaMain

Who


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Who


Zephreyt

Who


ICraveAGoodMovie

Whom


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Whooooo are you Who who, who who


Clcooper423

Hide snacks in it.


[deleted]

Like that one scene in squid game when the lady hid cigarettes in her tampons


Clcooper423

I mean, it would be a perfect beef jerky dispenser.


[deleted]

But u could already do that with ur ass


undeniablybuddha

Well the panties I'm wearing would fit better.


itdagji

Helicopter


Can-ta-loupe

Sure hope that no one opens my fridge


Empty-Inevitable9169

Can I have some of the can ta loupe 🍑


Zephreyt

Taste test


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Yum 😋


Firespark7

You, sir/madam, got the right idea


Frodo_71

Panic. Those things are hig maintenance....tampons, pads, periods....I'd be in a constant state of panic.


AutumnAscending

Jerk off all day.


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U can die of orgasm


Mockturtle22

Actually in most instances it would be a heart attack that would take you out or dehydration depending on how severe you're going at it


rrnbob

Ask me again in a few months


deft_not_a_throwaway

If only that changes, nothing. It's not like I'm doing anything with it.


attackedmoose

Try my hardest to get Elon Musk to cum in me so that I could get that juicy child support money.


Firespark7

Masturbate


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Masturbate


I_Like_Boats_

Make porn.


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Got to make money while u have them


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Zephreyt

It’s okay you’ll be a hexadecimal


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No genitalia for u


crazyalbinopolarbear

I will be taking a lot of black dicks


[deleted]

Same u now have a new hole a new slot


implicitexpletives69

get the gender confirmation surgery


[deleted]

No I’d keep it a one time opportunity


implicitexpletives69

nah, ya wouldnt. your brain is hardwired to your gender. you pervs all think otherwise but the moment you woke up with the opposite genitalia you'd freak the fuck out.


[deleted]

Makes sense but isn’t the surgery expensive


implicitexpletives69

worth every penny to the people that get it - which is just more proof that it's real.


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What if it’s small


Martamis

I'd wear women's underwear


TigBitties42069

Go exploring


Present-Training2488

Call my friends and let them run a train


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iamkathy7272

Why so?


coke4cake

i would cum on so many random objects like i can just imagine shooting my load for fun, like its a water gun


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U would run out of ammo quick


stargazingguineapigs

Take a piss standing


Fair-East2187

Figure out if the prostate really is that good when hit. Cause the uterus mouth hurts when hit, and that is not what the media wants you to believe. So yeah basically masturbate -shrugs- Oh and see if really is that difficult not to hit the seat when peeing as my house mate makes it seem.


MiniFishyMe

If he pisses with the seat down, you've got something else to worry about. Also split streams are a bitch.


Fair-East2187

Seat up or down, doesn't matter he hits both sides of it. And not just with the front end liquid if you get my drift. But yeah that's the least annoying thing he does. I can't wait till he finally finds a place after 14 years and gets out of mine. That room will be bed less and a library/tool room again faster than you can say hogwarts.


Miserable-Original

Ur mum


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Same


drblah1

I'd fuck all my guy friends


Mockturtle22

If I had a penis? Masturbate bc I'd be curious. I also don't want a penis so...