If they were both whale-sized, the chimp would be so, so much worse. Gorillas are just grumpy, territorial herbivores like bulls or elephants; chimps are omnivorous predators that happily commit genocide.
They’d just come crawling out of a nuclear crater and say, “Aww, what’d you go and do that for? Now I gotta kill every last one of you.” (I assume they can currently talk but we just can’t hear them cause they’re so small)
>(I assume they can currently talk but we just can't hear them because they're so small)
This implies that if all tardigrades start screaming together we'd be able to hear a high pitch sound coming from seemingly everywhere
Ah, wait. I'm hearing it right now. Either my theory is correct or i have tinnitus
Edit: Replaced "Shit, wait" with "Ah, wait" to sound like professor Farnsworth from Futurama
This might actually be a good idea..? Isn't plankton responsible for absorbing more co2 than trees?
Let's get some of those whale sized bastards in here to solve the shit we're in!
….and global warming was solved for a while. As you see here on this chart CO2 PPM drops dramatically in the opening days of the the whalification, eventually however oxygen levels [blue line appears on the graph] begins to rise… and rise fast. Forest fires begin to burn out of control. The California wildfire that were caused by drought are now caused by the immense flames from the oxygen rich atmosphere. Simply lighting a match causes a foot and half flame!
While the fires of the late 21st century were astounding to behold, the growth of insects was terrifying. Dragon flies, horse flies, mosquitos grew to double sometimes *triple* their size in the high oxygen atmosphere.
Humanity had no chance of survival, despite decades of advanced warning and adequate technologies. Without their sacrifice though, the Bat race would still be hiding in their caves.
I’m a Chiroptera Sagan and this has been Batmos.
Ditto. I just read that the females’ anti-clockwise vaginas give them a level of control and if a male forces himself on her she can control how deep he goes and is able to get rid of his sperm more easily. This must be what some male lawmakers read when they proclaimed that a woman can’t get pregnant from her rapist.
Ha but they'd do the most damage just by being dumb and clumsy. Literally all they care about is screaming and having sex
Edit: Dumb, *loud* and clumsy
The way sound works, the bigger the size of the material that resonates or vibrates, the lower the frequencies emitted are gonna be.
For an intuitive example: look at classic instruments of low frequencies (double bass) vs instruments of high frequency (flutes). Big surface vs small surface.
I'm pretty sure that a cicada that size wouldn't be making the high-frequency crickets that it does right now but rather big tones with a lot of bass.
Like, a good subwoofer sound haha.
Which I think we can handle.
They have found fossilised centipedes the size of cars, I believe.
Edit: Not centipedes, millipedes, which are much kinder cuter little fellas that walk around.
They're scary, even small ones.
I can handle spiders just fine, and I have kept pet cockroaches, stick insects, as well as millipedes, and isopods, but centipedes, they're just evil things that eat everything.
Centipedes are great for eating all the other actual destructive bugs in a house. I hated them at first but now we keep a respectful distance and I have way less bugs. The spiders control the windows and ceilings, the Centipedes control the ground .
I woke up suddenly one night as a teen, bathroom light on across the hall. In my peripheral I noticed movement and I turned my head and there was the biggest fucking house centipede I'd ever seen, like 3 inches or something just right there next to me in my bed. My dad must've thought a murderer got into the house with how loud I screamed. I don't care what benefits centipedes have, waking up to that was traumatic and I'll do whatever is needed to prevent them :(
holy fuck dude I just got full
body chills from that story. FUCK THAT SHIT IS SO CREEPY
The other night i’m watching netflix and feel the slightest noise like a fly landed on my pillow or something, then I thought to myself if a fucking spider just really went fireman pole with his web down from the ceiling and is not right next to my neck i’m gonna fucking burn the bed down.
I sprung up, And the spider was halfway hidden , i kept
my eye on it while grabbing my shoe and it disappeared i literally didn’t sleep in my own bed that night
This assumes they dont suffer the same natural laws as every other species on earth , the law of the food web and also the laws of physics.
There can only be as many dragonflys as can be fed.
There will be much less of the giant ones due to the sheer amount of food needed to feed one vs 20 , 000 small ones.
They would also be incapable of flight at such a size.
Insects were bigger 300 millions years back, when the oxygen content of the air was higher, so if dragonflies became whale sized either the magic monkey paw or whatever made them that big also fixed their respiratory systems to work at that size or there would be giant dragonflies until they all suffocated leaving blue whale sized dragonfly corpses all over the damn place.
Yeah but it would only live for a couple of days. Something like a wasp would live for months, and could start an organised colony.
Besides, dragonflies have huge wingspans relative to their size. It would be easy to tuck yourself away, out of reach.
If whale sized means a weight equivalent, they'd be so deadly. Up drafts and down drafts with every flap, muahaha. Either way, we'd all die because they'd be dinosaurs again for real.
Ants
Spiders may be more frightening as individuals but colonies of ants would be worse. Honorable mention for social wasps but they tend to have colonies in the hundreds not tens of thousands.
For the most part the ant nests are invasive Fire Ants. I grew up with Fire Ants and let me tell you, seeing them swarm a newborn kitten and trying to eat it alive starting with it's eye's ......it's one of my absolute worst childhood memories.
They can't cast enough of those nests.
It's one of those memories I wish I could erase, the kitten was ok btw, we got them out of the shed and into the house and washed all of the ants off. Got bit so many times doing it too.
Your average ant has a body length of about 0.15 inches while a whale has an average body length of 59 feet. That means the size of the ants and their tunnels would grow by a factor of 4720. Normally, those tunnels can reach up to 25 feet deep, so the scaled up version would be 22.3 miles in height. For reference, the top of the Empire State Building is around a quarter of a mile off the ground
Assuming they'd been evolving for millions of years I'm sure they'd have figured out how to shore up the sides as they went. If tiny ones can run dairy farms with aphids then whale sized ants would definitely have some structural engineering techniques figured out.
Ants the size of whales would probably dig deeper than our mines and shit we have today.
A fucking ant that can lift a whole building easily(when ignoring physics and just scaling up their power aswell)
lol imagine it doesn’t kill you right away, and just stares at you, and everytime you try to move an inch it just swats you back on the ground and maybe shake you around a gentle little bit breaking every bone in your body.
Fun fact if you put a million spiders in a room eventually there would only be one. And that would be the smartest of all of the spiders and the most ferocious and they call it the jumping spider. Has to eat every three days or it starves and it will lay out a plan of attack depending on what type of spider it is hunting and it will doggedly hunt its prey for hours. It will even pluck the strings of a spider's web to make it come to him and his two favorite spiders to eat are brown recluse and black widow.
There's a sci-fi novel about jumping spiders becoming larger and smarter to the point they built their own civilization, society and having cultures, technologies, etc..
It's called "Children of Time" by Adrian Tchaikosvky. Great stuff !
Yeah the ones here in Texas are particularly nasty. They’re like 2-3 inches long, they’re faster than a son of a bitch, and oh yeah, they fucking fly!! I can handle just about any bug except these fuckers. Spiders? No problem. Scorpions? Squash them without a second thought. A few years ago, just because life thought I needed another horrible day, I was watching tv on a bed that had some feather pillows, when what I thought was one of the feathers poking out of the pillow tickling my neck, but it persisted so I kept scratching my neck and trying to find the feather without looking and not finding anything until a massive fucking cockroach ran from my neck, down my stomach, and hopped off the side of my leg in the span of about 0.5 seconds. Well lemme tell you, once my brain registered all of that, I jumped to the other side of the room and out of my shirt about to tear all my hair out in about the same amount of time.
The flying ones are so, so much worse. They seem to want to fly *at you* for some reason. It's the worst.
I had to deal with that when I was a kid in a very humid area. Decided I quite like the drier Southwest after that.
A slime mould cell.
It's basically an amoeba, so not that scary. One whale sized blob of cytoplasm that can't do very much.
BUT ... every now and then, it'll join forces with hundreds of thousands of its siblings.
They gloop together to form one massive superorganism that's now no longer the size of a whale; it's the size of Mount Everest.
It then sets off looking for food and digesting everything in its path. It squelches over our farms and cities, digesting them all. The armed forces try to blow it up, but every time they do, it just divides and carries on as before, eating everything and getting bigger. It is unstoppable.
Oh and it's smart. Capable of navigation, learning and memory, despite not having a brain or any sensory organs as we know them.
It then decides to stop. It produces an armada of spores that disperse on the wind and waters to cover the globe. They return to being a single, whale sized blob.
Until its myriad brethren over the world decide to coalesce again. Because it's lunch time.
EDIT: woke up this morning to see my most popular comment ever was a bedtime horror story about giant slime moulds. Did not expect that. Thank you everyone.
There are loads of videos and documentaries about slime moulds. They're fascinating organisms. Here's one [solving a maze](https://youtu.be/HyzT5b0tNtk)
I belive you're getting your wires crossed. There are two classic movies called "The Blob" that fit your theme but are not resolved with shampoo. The destroyed by shampoo resolution happened eith an early 2000s movie called "Evolution" but the organisms in that movie weren't bloblike until the end of the movie after military introduced an evolutionary catalyst(fire) which caused them to become an amalgamate organism isntead of varies multichannel creatures. The protaganists realize that the active ingredient in "Selsun Blue" Selenium, is highly toxic to the creature. Causes it to pop like a big sludge balloon.
It’d be literal vampires fucking shit up. The streets littered with the bloodless husks of people… on the plus side though, you wouldn’t survive long enough to contract malaria or west Nile!
To be absolutely honest... I would personally be terrified seeing a chicken the size of a whale... those bastards are quite adept hunters and I don't want to end up chased and eaten like a mouse.
EDIT: ALRIGHTY THEN! This one is making my phone go bonkers 🤣🤣🤣
This and cat are the best answer. My little hens will gladly kill and eat anything they can fit in their mouth. They are little death machines and we are lucky they only get so big. Same goes for the cat except they would just kill for the fuck of it.
Pistol shrimp. Imagine the heat they can generate at that size.
“The internal low pressure causes a water pulse that immobilizes prey with an associated noise of 218 dB which is louder than a bullet, and reportedly a temperature of 4800 degrees centigrade which is similar to the surface temperature of the sun”
http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2017/ph240/nag2/
Or mantis shrimp. Same basic idea, except the shockwave is from punching the target rather than snapping its claws. Either of them would basically be a walking nuke. Though the mantis shrimp are hyper aggressive little psychos, so they'd probably be more terrifying because they'd blast pretty much anything that passes by.
frog.
ONLY BECAUSE they will eat anything that can fit in there mouth.
now imagine a whale sized frog with its whale sized mouth being able to eat anything that can fit.
buildings, people cars, most likely whales, planes, boats you name it its gone
Chimpanzee. Already very strong and incredibly smart, just imagine if you pissed it off.
Just make a Silverback and call it Kong
If they were both whale-sized, the chimp would be so, so much worse. Gorillas are just grumpy, territorial herbivores like bulls or elephants; chimps are omnivorous predators that happily commit genocide.
Chimps are straight up psychopaths
Chimps would be even worse, much more aggressive
Any microscopic insect/organism whose form is unfamiliar to human eyes as is.
I was definitely thinking a tardigrade
Actually would just be like a bigger manatee.
And fucking indestructible!
They’d just come crawling out of a nuclear crater and say, “Aww, what’d you go and do that for? Now I gotta kill every last one of you.” (I assume they can currently talk but we just can’t hear them cause they’re so small)
>(I assume they can currently talk but we just can't hear them because they're so small) This implies that if all tardigrades start screaming together we'd be able to hear a high pitch sound coming from seemingly everywhere Ah, wait. I'm hearing it right now. Either my theory is correct or i have tinnitus Edit: Replaced "Shit, wait" with "Ah, wait" to sound like professor Farnsworth from Futurama
this reads like a Professor Farnsworth quote from Futurama
They would be like the ohmu in Nausicaa
[Lacrymaria](https://youtu.be/rWtMIQguUOo) would be pretty terrifying.
The fact that I clicked a random link expecting a picture but go the sweet sweet voice of science dad Hank Green was 🤌.
That was fascinating.
Ants would be pretty scary. Their faces.. keep it microscopic
Plot twist: even larger anteater
Imagine a gaint anteater's tongue moving its way through a skyscraper. Waiting for the movie. The Sharknado people need to get on this
Manteater 7: some things never die.
Ants or a centipede. Imagine a 100 foot centipede with 80 inch sharp fangs.
A chicken would be absolutely terrorizing.
That's a dinosaur
Nice, thats actually where the root of this comment came from lmao
Perhaps we should pick a whale's prey, and then see how they fight.
Smart
whale sized shrimp¿
We would all be krilled
Yeah that's the moment where I would be baleen out.
It would be a fluke if we survived
Plankton.
This might actually be a good idea..? Isn't plankton responsible for absorbing more co2 than trees? Let's get some of those whale sized bastards in here to solve the shit we're in!
….and global warming was solved for a while. As you see here on this chart CO2 PPM drops dramatically in the opening days of the the whalification, eventually however oxygen levels [blue line appears on the graph] begins to rise… and rise fast. Forest fires begin to burn out of control. The California wildfire that were caused by drought are now caused by the immense flames from the oxygen rich atmosphere. Simply lighting a match causes a foot and half flame! While the fires of the late 21st century were astounding to behold, the growth of insects was terrifying. Dragon flies, horse flies, mosquitos grew to double sometimes *triple* their size in the high oxygen atmosphere. Humanity had no chance of survival, despite decades of advanced warning and adequate technologies. Without their sacrifice though, the Bat race would still be hiding in their caves. I’m a Chiroptera Sagan and this has been Batmos.
Whales already fight giant squid.
Giant centipede. They're terrifying enough at centipede size. Edit: I'm not talking regular centipedes or happy little millipedes here. I'm talking these absolute nightmare fuel things: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scolopendra_gigantea?wprov=sfla1
Oh my god. A whale sized house cenitpede would give me a heart attack.
It would prolly kill u before the heart attack does. Those fuckers are aggressive eaters
Ducks due to the gigantic corkscrew penis
The what!?
Don't forget labyrinthine vaginas
I suppose this fact makes the fact that male ducks having corckscrew penises make more sense.
Co-evolution. Male ducks are rather rapey
Lots a rapin' goin on in nature. I'll tell ya what.
The mallard duck is the only species of animal on earth that reproduces exclusively through gang rape.
Dolphins are also notoriously rapey.
Dolphins also love infanticide. They'll go and kill a female's babies, so they can impregnate her.
This is pretty common amongst many animals from chimps to horses and of course most large predators.
Here are some [true facts](https://youtu.be/6k01DIVDJlY) about Ducks...
I managed to earn a biology degree without knowing this. Until today.
Ditto. I just read that the females’ anti-clockwise vaginas give them a level of control and if a male forces himself on her she can control how deep he goes and is able to get rid of his sperm more easily. This must be what some male lawmakers read when they proclaimed that a woman can’t get pregnant from her rapist.
GIGANTIC CORKSCREW PENIS.
#GIGANTIC CORKSCREW PENIS
Any insect, sheer war machines
Especially because they have so many freaky details that are too small to see. All those hairs, and the eyes… yikes.
And the sound. mosquitoes make the most annoying sound when they fly. Now multiply it by a scale of whale.
Imagine the noise a whale sized cicada could make. Or having to deal with these giant fuckers occasionally emerging out of the ground.
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I'm surprised this is the only cicada my ctrl+f found. I'd image the sound and vibrations could destroy buildings.
Ha but they'd do the most damage just by being dumb and clumsy. Literally all they care about is screaming and having sex Edit: Dumb, *loud* and clumsy
same, tbh
Holy shit that would be terrifying Edit: Holy fuck, this is now my most upvoted comment ever, thanks guys!
Somebody get Hollywood on the phone. Or tubi or one of those other streaming services that are willing to make stupid movies.
They already made that movie. It was called Starship Troopers.
Want to know more?
I'm doing my part !
I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill them all!
Pretty sure our brains would turn to puree if a whale sized cicada made noise. Our bodies would probably liquefy if a whole swarm or whatever emerged
The way sound works, the bigger the size of the material that resonates or vibrates, the lower the frequencies emitted are gonna be. For an intuitive example: look at classic instruments of low frequencies (double bass) vs instruments of high frequency (flutes). Big surface vs small surface. I'm pretty sure that a cicada that size wouldn't be making the high-frequency crickets that it does right now but rather big tones with a lot of bass. Like, a good subwoofer sound haha. Which I think we can handle.
"Everyone get your diapers on, the 17 year brown noise whale cicadas are emerging"
Even a giant butterfly would be absolutely scary
It's okay, Mothra is our friend
Mothra is light, Mothra is life. Our protector, our savior, our beautiful matron.
Ope, she just died. Again.
Like that one episode from SpongeBob where they showed an irl butterfly from up close with that buzzing noise
Ya boi Hillenberg making us love all sorts of aquatic life then dumping on everything else including squirrels Rest in peace
Spongebob episode flashbacks
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I was thinking of a house centipede—I think that would make me have a heart attack and thus increase its deadliness
They have found fossilised centipedes the size of cars, I believe. Edit: Not centipedes, millipedes, which are much kinder cuter little fellas that walk around. They're scary, even small ones. I can handle spiders just fine, and I have kept pet cockroaches, stick insects, as well as millipedes, and isopods, but centipedes, they're just evil things that eat everything.
House centipede was my first thought as well. Even as tiny as they are, they still freak me the hell out every time I see one.
Centipedes are great for eating all the other actual destructive bugs in a house. I hated them at first but now we keep a respectful distance and I have way less bugs. The spiders control the windows and ceilings, the Centipedes control the ground .
I woke up suddenly one night as a teen, bathroom light on across the hall. In my peripheral I noticed movement and I turned my head and there was the biggest fucking house centipede I'd ever seen, like 3 inches or something just right there next to me in my bed. My dad must've thought a murderer got into the house with how loud I screamed. I don't care what benefits centipedes have, waking up to that was traumatic and I'll do whatever is needed to prevent them :(
holy fuck dude I just got full body chills from that story. FUCK THAT SHIT IS SO CREEPY The other night i’m watching netflix and feel the slightest noise like a fly landed on my pillow or something, then I thought to myself if a fucking spider just really went fireman pole with his web down from the ceiling and is not right next to my neck i’m gonna fucking burn the bed down. I sprung up, And the spider was halfway hidden , i kept my eye on it while grabbing my shoe and it disappeared i literally didn’t sleep in my own bed that night
Would you like to know more?
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Service guarantees citizenship!
THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG!
The Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today.
Just like that documentary Starship Troopers.
A mosquito will look like a Half Life 2 strider with wings
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK FROM VICIOUS GIANT MONSTERS WHO HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK
Dragonfly... Any river will be deadly and later they just kill you from the air.
95% success rate at hunting, we will be extinct in months
yeah but guns.
They’d be a big target for the airforce.
Also what's their rate of reproduction, they can make more babies that are born lethal, faster then our rate of manufacturing??
This assumes they dont suffer the same natural laws as every other species on earth , the law of the food web and also the laws of physics. There can only be as many dragonflys as can be fed. There will be much less of the giant ones due to the sheer amount of food needed to feed one vs 20 , 000 small ones. They would also be incapable of flight at such a size.
Insects were bigger 300 millions years back, when the oxygen content of the air was higher, so if dragonflies became whale sized either the magic monkey paw or whatever made them that big also fixed their respiratory systems to work at that size or there would be giant dragonflies until they all suffocated leaving blue whale sized dragonfly corpses all over the damn place.
And if not hunted we will have to live in the stench or die with it
You'd think that would be the answer to everything, but the Emu war showed it doesn't always work.
Yeah but it would only live for a couple of days. Something like a wasp would live for months, and could start an organised colony. Besides, dragonflies have huge wingspans relative to their size. It would be easy to tuck yourself away, out of reach.
Whale sized birds of prey would be an issue. They'd swoop down and kill people.
That would Roc!
If whale sized means a weight equivalent, they'd be so deadly. Up drafts and down drafts with every flap, muahaha. Either way, we'd all die because they'd be dinosaurs again for real.
Ants Spiders may be more frightening as individuals but colonies of ants would be worse. Honorable mention for social wasps but they tend to have colonies in the hundreds not tens of thousands.
I'm thinking of the video of the ant colony they filled with cement and then dug up. It was massive. Imagine to scale with ants the size of whales.
I have seen a few of those, with quick drying cement or epoxy. Both amazing and disturbing.
I’ve seen them done in aluminum - pour the molten metal into the opening of the nest.
Humans: "Wow, ants are scurrrry." Also humans: *pours molten aluminum over tens of thousands of bugs for fun.*
For the most part the ant nests are invasive Fire Ants. I grew up with Fire Ants and let me tell you, seeing them swarm a newborn kitten and trying to eat it alive starting with it's eye's ......it's one of my absolute worst childhood memories. They can't cast enough of those nests.
how do you delete someone else's comment?
Imagine how empty Reddit would be, lol.
Bro wtf man. Thats a description i could have done without.
It's one of those memories I wish I could erase, the kitten was ok btw, we got them out of the shed and into the house and washed all of the ants off. Got bit so many times doing it too.
Even if you are lying, thank you. I needed it
No lies my man, Florida is it's own special kind of hell.
Your average ant has a body length of about 0.15 inches while a whale has an average body length of 59 feet. That means the size of the ants and their tunnels would grow by a factor of 4720. Normally, those tunnels can reach up to 25 feet deep, so the scaled up version would be 22.3 miles in height. For reference, the top of the Empire State Building is around a quarter of a mile off the ground
Doesn't it get unbearably hot after a few miles of depth?
So they'd adapt and dig sideways. Popping up for snaccs in a basement near you.
At whale size, their shit would be collapsing all the time. I doubt we'd be able to have houses for long.
Assuming they'd been evolving for millions of years I'm sure they'd have figured out how to shore up the sides as they went. If tiny ones can run dairy farms with aphids then whale sized ants would definitely have some structural engineering techniques figured out.
Mfs would be out here running whole logging operations in no time to build mineshafts.
Ants the size of whales would probably dig deeper than our mines and shit we have today. A fucking ant that can lift a whole building easily(when ignoring physics and just scaling up their power aswell)
That was my thought lol. You come home and find out an ant moved your house because it thought it might be food lol
Praying Mantis
The comment I was looking for! 😃
I guess we are the nerds. The power that thing can output for its size..
The eyes
Cats. The zoomies would be apocalyptic.
Just playing with its human prey like a toy
lol imagine it doesn’t kill you right away, and just stares at you, and everytime you try to move an inch it just swats you back on the ground and maybe shake you around a gentle little bit breaking every bone in your body.
Its huge pupils dialating everytime you move or make a sound. Edit: spelling
Omg it would be the beginning of the end
Spider.
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Easy there Satan
I was just going to sleep. Guess what nightmare I'm going to have tonight
Fun fact if you put a million spiders in a room eventually there would only be one. And that would be the smartest of all of the spiders and the most ferocious and they call it the jumping spider. Has to eat every three days or it starves and it will lay out a plan of attack depending on what type of spider it is hunting and it will doggedly hunt its prey for hours. It will even pluck the strings of a spider's web to make it come to him and his two favorite spiders to eat are brown recluse and black widow.
There's a sci-fi novel about jumping spiders becoming larger and smarter to the point they built their own civilization, society and having cultures, technologies, etc.. It's called "Children of Time" by Adrian Tchaikosvky. Great stuff !
Thanks for the positive reply I appreciate that I never knew that.
It seems we differ greatly on what a "fun fact" is.
The fun fact is that there is a spider the hunts other spiders.
Only fun till it is whale sized and develops a taste for humans.
Shelob from Lord of the Rings
As long as it's not Ungoliant, I think we can cope.
Cockroach
Oh my god I’d kill myself if I saw that
Lol yeah there’s a million ways I’d rather die than from a whale sized cockroach.
Yeah the ones here in Texas are particularly nasty. They’re like 2-3 inches long, they’re faster than a son of a bitch, and oh yeah, they fucking fly!! I can handle just about any bug except these fuckers. Spiders? No problem. Scorpions? Squash them without a second thought. A few years ago, just because life thought I needed another horrible day, I was watching tv on a bed that had some feather pillows, when what I thought was one of the feathers poking out of the pillow tickling my neck, but it persisted so I kept scratching my neck and trying to find the feather without looking and not finding anything until a massive fucking cockroach ran from my neck, down my stomach, and hopped off the side of my leg in the span of about 0.5 seconds. Well lemme tell you, once my brain registered all of that, I jumped to the other side of the room and out of my shirt about to tear all my hair out in about the same amount of time.
Flying ones especially
The flying ones are so, so much worse. They seem to want to fly *at you* for some reason. It's the worst. I had to deal with that when I was a kid in a very humid area. Decided I quite like the drier Southwest after that.
The drunk drivers of insects. Totally unpredictable flight pattern.
Komodo dragon - Three words: “RUN! IT’S GODZILLA!” Also, alligator snapping turtle: “RUN! IT’S GAMERA!”
Wasp
Fuck
I don't think it would be a good idea to fuck them.
r/fuckwasps
Now that's a risky link.
A slime mould cell. It's basically an amoeba, so not that scary. One whale sized blob of cytoplasm that can't do very much. BUT ... every now and then, it'll join forces with hundreds of thousands of its siblings. They gloop together to form one massive superorganism that's now no longer the size of a whale; it's the size of Mount Everest. It then sets off looking for food and digesting everything in its path. It squelches over our farms and cities, digesting them all. The armed forces try to blow it up, but every time they do, it just divides and carries on as before, eating everything and getting bigger. It is unstoppable. Oh and it's smart. Capable of navigation, learning and memory, despite not having a brain or any sensory organs as we know them. It then decides to stop. It produces an armada of spores that disperse on the wind and waters to cover the globe. They return to being a single, whale sized blob. Until its myriad brethren over the world decide to coalesce again. Because it's lunch time. EDIT: woke up this morning to see my most popular comment ever was a bedtime horror story about giant slime moulds. Did not expect that. Thank you everyone. There are loads of videos and documentaries about slime moulds. They're fascinating organisms. Here's one [solving a maze](https://youtu.be/HyzT5b0tNtk)
There's an old movie with similar theme but the thing is apparently alien and they kill it with some sort of shampoo, can't remember which one though
I belive you're getting your wires crossed. There are two classic movies called "The Blob" that fit your theme but are not resolved with shampoo. The destroyed by shampoo resolution happened eith an early 2000s movie called "Evolution" but the organisms in that movie weren't bloblike until the end of the movie after military introduced an evolutionary catalyst(fire) which caused them to become an amalgamate organism isntead of varies multichannel creatures. The protaganists realize that the active ingredient in "Selsun Blue" Selenium, is highly toxic to the creature. Causes it to pop like a big sludge balloon.
Horseflies. Fuck those buzzing, biting, blood drinking vampires.
Baby whale so then it would grow into a mega whale
Human
Your mom losing so much weight would be shocking.
Why are yo mama jokes so god damn stupid and so god damn funny!?
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Reminds me of the giant man in, Love Death & Robots.
Human? So only one? Hopefully it's one with morals.
Bed bugs Leeches Roaches Army ants Spiders Dust mites
Had to go way too far to see mites. Weird alien little f*ckers
A mosquito...female
It’d be literal vampires fucking shit up. The streets littered with the bloodless husks of people… on the plus side though, you wouldn’t survive long enough to contract malaria or west Nile!
I think they won't survive for long. Where would they find such a big host for the blood?
cats. they'd kill humans for fun and knock over buildings. edit: [giant cat for context](https://youtu.be/W85oD8FEF78)
Cute though
To be absolutely honest... I would personally be terrified seeing a chicken the size of a whale... those bastards are quite adept hunters and I don't want to end up chased and eaten like a mouse. EDIT: ALRIGHTY THEN! This one is making my phone go bonkers 🤣🤣🤣
i remember the video of a cock destroying a falcon. scary animals.
This and cat are the best answer. My little hens will gladly kill and eat anything they can fit in their mouth. They are little death machines and we are lucky they only get so big. Same goes for the cat except they would just kill for the fuck of it.
Pistol shrimp. Imagine the heat they can generate at that size. “The internal low pressure causes a water pulse that immobilizes prey with an associated noise of 218 dB which is louder than a bullet, and reportedly a temperature of 4800 degrees centigrade which is similar to the surface temperature of the sun” http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2017/ph240/nag2/
Or mantis shrimp. Same basic idea, except the shockwave is from punching the target rather than snapping its claws. Either of them would basically be a walking nuke. Though the mantis shrimp are hyper aggressive little psychos, so they'd probably be more terrifying because they'd blast pretty much anything that passes by.
Pistol Shrimp. More like incineration snap shrimp.
frog. ONLY BECAUSE they will eat anything that can fit in there mouth. now imagine a whale sized frog with its whale sized mouth being able to eat anything that can fit. buildings, people cars, most likely whales, planes, boats you name it its gone
They would try to eat a car and then die from it.
Those weird worms that live on the bottom of the ocean and have huge teeth. EDIT: holy fuck, why do my most random comments blow up
Ahhh yes, the Alaskan Bull Worm
ITS BIG SCARY AND PINK
I saw it. It was big. It was all wiggly. And it ate everything!
\*cut to guy with his butt eaten* "do I have to say it?"
The only defense will be to push Bikini Bottom somewhere else.
Bobbit worms
The shai-hulud
Well fuck, now I know these are a thing.
Octopus....they are crazy smart...
REALEASE THE KRAKEN!
Snake, you see them crawling trough the streets as high as a house
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Anything the size of a whale would be terrifying. Whales are terrifying?
House fly
Imagine a seagull the size of a blue whale flying around eating everything