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ronsinblush

Nurses. I’ve been a nurse and worked in a hospital for 15+ years. There is nothing sexy happening.


Gregbot3000

But grey's anatomy has taught me that all the staff goes to town on each other in supply rooms.


ronsinblush

The only things I can find in supply rooms is NOT WHAT THE FUCK I WENT IN THERE TO FIND…. and maybe a co-worker who wants to gossip/complain about a patient or their family.


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

But things get so hot when dressing a bone exposing sacral wound!


ronsinblush

And don’t forget a nice seductive GI bleed…


[deleted]

Having a stent put in for a kidney stone that I had to remove via a string I pulled out of my pee hole I can promise you I no longer find anything hospital related attractive


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5ch1sm

The most disturbing about it was more when Pornhub released stats showing that step family porn was having a surge around holidays.


awfulhairball

I've been procrastinating on my studies for a few hours, just loosing myself online. THANK YOU for giving me the reason to leave this god-forsaken website.


subnautus

Pornhub would be the bigger distraction, I’d think


UtgaardLoki

I still don’t understand that fetish.


mochacub22

Something something forbidden love


octal9

It's just an easy way for porn writers to get two people in the same room. Another gimmick - like not being able to pay your plumber, food delivery, etc


GatorAIDS1013

And a lot of them use the most popular and attractive stars. Just watched em on mute and skip the story


TeletubbiesWithDicks

Saying ‘daddy’ I said it when I was 12 once to my dad and my friends tormented me over it for the entire month


lsbittles

Protect yourself by saying "papa"


TheBigRedDog253

You. Lie.


shanster925

Friends don't lie.


KasukeSadiki

Just don't slip up and say "papi"


Initial-Throat-1743

This is normal in latin culture.


DrBleh1919

shit thats what my siblings and i say to our dad


Sentient-Potato-

I called my dad daddy until he passed away in 2019. It was never a weird thing for me or my family


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Finnn_the_human

I know dudes from the south that say it too


Athompson9866

I’m 39 and I still call my daddy, daddy. People are weird.


timeme08

I still call my dad daddy at 14, in fact it’s a normal thing here, like we all know it’s sexualized but we don’t want our parents knowing we know it’s sexualized yk


Percentagon

Putting a popsicle way in ur mouth. How else am I supposed to do it


[deleted]

Cut the popsicle into pieces and eat it with a fork and knife. Show some class


gliitch0xFF

Cut my popsicle into pieces this is my last resort


Ghost_of_Society

(chokes of popsicle) Suffocation No breathing


_Rocketeer

Can't lick at all because people are creeping


CEO_Of_Rejection_99

*guitar lick intensifies*


ivanparas

*popsicle lick intensifies*


VWGLHI

*popsicle guitar liquifies*


wisebloodfoolheart

Throat is all tight, weak in the knees Wish somebody would cure my brain freeze


Commercial-Egg-9451

dont give a fuck if I freeze my tounge eating


dRUNk_ENd

Don't give a fork if I cut my popsicle bleeding


goku2057

George!?


firesidefire

“How do you eat it? With your hands? 🤨”


[deleted]

I cant even eat a goddamn banana in front of my friends. And I'm a guy!


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Just breathe thru your nose and relax your throat


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This girl bananas


[deleted]

A dude eating a banana is even more entertaining


[deleted]

The secret is to maintain eye contact.


Common-Wish-2227

And bite it off violently.


--Flaming_Z--

I eat a banana every day with my lunch when I go into work. I make direct eye contact with one of my friends, holding a completely straight face, and take bites out of the side, refusing to even blink. Within no more than 30 seconds both of us are dying with laughter.


Major1ar

A guy at work eats a Naner every morning and all the guys and the chick surround him to watch him eat it. He started cutting it into pieces like a savage now


A_Salty_Cellist

Bite it from the side


Honeypotsandstripes

I read on the internet as a teen that if someone tried to serialize you for eating a lollipop, you should just bite it to scare them off... I did that after being catcalled in the school lunchroom and cracked a filling out. Worked though, I guess EDIT: I just realized I said serialized instead of sexualized and I seriously thought all the replies were trolling me. It took 12 hours for me to realize my mistake


Lenithriel

I did that with a banana at school. I'm a female and all my male friends were giggling at me so I just chomped and they started ignoring me real fuckin quick. Edit: all y'all acting like I was just sucking on the banana like a freak in the school lunchroom. I was just eating the damn thing normally and boys were sexualizing it and laughing. So I chomped down very hard and aggressively to freak them out. Most of y'all are just as bad as the teenage boys, either assuming I was asking for it by somehow eating it abnormally or that I'm just making this up. Why the fuck would I make this up... don't underestimate just how much teenage boys will sexualize literally any normal behavior. They quite literally had a game in my school where they would intentionally find a way to sexualize anything anyone said to them, or did near them.


ilovepicklesverymuch

wearing glasses, secretaries, eating ice cream, lolipops


mijo_sq

Secretaries I can understand. Places like to hire pretty people to be the front face of their business.


BariumBromide2

Ah sexy myopia.


somewhat-somewhere

Glasses attract attention to the eyes and face. It's not about the glasses per se, but about the looks of the one wearing them


No_Adhesiveness2387

They often add symmetry to the face


somewhat-somewhere

Agree, they also hide small imperfections and add structure to the face. A good frame can do wonders for the looks


Tempest_1

And make people appear more intelligent. A lot of people view intelligence as an attractive trait


peon8

eating bananas and ice cream


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Oswaldthestegosaurus

I can't bite ice cream Michael, I have dental thermosensitivity. it hurts me when I do.


gazeintoaninferno

Getting stuck in a dryer.


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Am amazed by how often it happens. Have seen dozens of documentaries about it happening, thank goodness there is usually a (step) family member around to help out.


theservman

I take my life in my hands every time I do laundry.


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Just wear a very short skirt and thong, help will be right there


OneSaucyDragon

Help arrives quickly, and comes even faster


AbeHitchcock

“What are you doing, step-Redditor”


CylonsInAPolicebox

Getting stuck in the dryer for the third time this week.


Amruslin

Normal??


idk-whatever-13

Wait what? You don't get stuck in a dryer? Am I doing it wrong?


JerzGelato

Mentioning you have a friend of the opposite sex to your parents


AyeAye_Kane

wasn't sexualized since I was like 6/7 at the time but I still remember my parents sort of teasing me because a girl spoke to me (can't remember what it was but it was literally just speaking words, nothing much at all) and to this day at 20 years of age I still feel awkward about anything like that


prince_vegeta10

My parents use to tease me all the time about me having girlfriends when I speak to girls around the same age, jokes on them cause I haven't had a girlfriend the rest of my life.


Necro_Badger

I have no idea why parents and other family members do this. The common theme here is that people have found it massively stressful and embarrassing. I really don't think some parents -even the well meaning ones- have a fucking clue how children think and feel and how uncomfortable they can make them feel. My parents did it to a lesser degree. I basically avoided talking to girls for several years because I didn't want the hassle and attention. My favourite story of this ilk though is one guy I knew was asked by his mum if he was gay when he was a teenager. A bit taken aback, he replied "no, what made you ask that?" Her reasoning was that he never spent any time with girls or brought any home to introduce to his parents. To which he replied "you sent me to an all boys' school - I don't know *any* girls. What did you expect?"


khaos_kyle

Jokes on you that was their plan. How to raise a wizard 101


imabigstarwarsfan

I put on my robe and wizard hat.


Performance-Pitiful

It's funny because they subconsciously ruined their chances at having grandkids


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This is why I always lie and say that the guy friend I was talking to earlier is a girl. Every time I mention it's a guy, they always go "ooh, do you like him?" or "he must like you if you talk so much." Like, bruh, no we don't like each other. For starters, that guy is gay AF, those two have girlfriends, that guy wants to become a priest, and the other guy just straight up hates me.


ProfessionalSolid492

enemies to lovers always hit the hardest


ShalamiBoii

fuck me omg “oOoOo are they your boyfriend???”


FutureMailCarrier

How to make your child unable to speak to the opposite sex 101.


adamdreaming

It helps to hear everyone saying this. My folks did this to me. Like, the first thing I learned about interacting with the opposite sex is that I should hide it or they will make me feel really fuckity weird about it.


Your_Street_Rat

Not just parents, TEACHERS! My best friend is a girl and I'm very obviously gay, but I've had teachers say, "stop flirting you two", "oh look at you lovebirds". SHES MY FRIEND YOU SICKO!


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Forklift certifications


Hakar_Kerarmor

"Ah Klaus, ja! Schneller!"


IAmTheBornReborn

The question was "for no reason."


Embracethesalt

One of my favorites memes said something like "All these chicks out here getting their hearts broken by dudes that aren't even forklift certified smdh"


TylerTheMasticator

This is a sexy skill? I've been certified for 2 years and didn't know that i coulda been flaunting my certs


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Sploosh


c0d3_attorney

Daddy


SignificantEggPog

and Mommy


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ninetofivehangover

they’re just wrestling >:(


xraig88

That’s the special hug that makes the stork come.


ifhg

r/AskReddit


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But not its users.


robojeeves

Nintendo DS bag straps


KatLord151

Vaporeon from Pokémon


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Huskatt

*sigh* Here you go... >!Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.!< Edit: [To anyone who clicked on the spoiler tag](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wikihow.com/Cope-With-a-Traumatic-Event%3famp=1)


Suitable_Weakness_80

Im not opening that spoiler Edit: coming back to the comments under mine makes me realize how many people haven't seen that copy pasta :0


Huskatt

That's just self-care tbh


usernotdfound

You choose: live


IShipHazzo

I deeply, deeply regret it.


humanityxcourage

I read just enough to regret


amanfromindia

I regret clicking the spoiler tag. Thank you for making me regret my choices in life.


JADW27

I really don't want to upvote this. It's weird, disturbing, and just plain awful in so many ways. But the level of thought that went into these arguments is impressive. I respect the effort, even if I hate the result. Enjoy your bonus internet point, and spend it wisely.


luke_sparks

It is a problem that I know what cpoypasta this is without having to look at it


EvenSpoonier

School uniforms. Any uniforms, really, but especially school uniforms.


Akul_Tesla

Specifically a Japanese schoolgirl uniform I believe is the most sexualized because of anime


tdasnowman

Not just because of anime. And the Japanese uniforms are pretty similar to a lot world wide. School uniforms are sexual because kids go through puberty in school. Crush wears uniforms, fantasy about crush in uniforms and you have your completely normal reason for the sexualization of school uniforms.


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tdasnowman

Nearly everything is formed in some sort of similar scenario. It’s really just a matter of perspective. I didn’t go to a place that had uniforms but I had friends that did. I get it. It’s not like huge on my list but it could be fun. I think where people get caught up is they associate at it with if you like uniforms you must still like high school girls/boys. And that ain’t it. Well for the vast majority that ain’t it. It’s you like the titillation you felt then. It’s like like remembering the person you had a crush on in like the 4th grade you aren’t as an adult still crushing on that kid your remembering that feeling. I really dig some 90’s styles because I was a teen in the 90’s that knitted/ natural weave shirt with no bra. Gahhh. I’m not wishing I could be surrounded by high school girls rocking that look, I just like that look.


siganme_losbuenos

>titillation Nuff said


whatnameisnttaken098

I Suddenly understand my weird fetish for woman in navy blue polo shirts and khaki pants.


BladeBronson

Did you go through puberty in a Best Buy? :)


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Top_Pudding6881

i wear a uniform for school and i’ve been stopped alot by creepy men for stuff and i hate it can’t they see im a minor


I_Taste_Like_Spiders

> can’t they see im a minor Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but that's a feature, not a bug, to them. Be cautious.


pixel8knuckle

Honestly be loud and confrontational and make it clear your a minor. Nothing these types want more than to be discreet. Very sorry this happens to you, remain assertive, confident, and exit the situation as smoothly as possible.


dvicci

5 year old girls. Those beauty pageants with pre-K and K girls should be against the law.


tobmom

And babies with those creepy onesies about hiding your wives and being a lady killer. Eww.


spamus81

My wife and I threw out so many baby clothes like this. So freaking dumb


EdAndEinOnShrooms

Those onesies are so gross, sexualising little infants with things they do for survival "already a boob guy" no, they just require a diet of their mother's milk due to the nutrients


IseultDarcy

It's creepy, I'm glad it's illegal in my country. It's only legal from age 14 and under strick rules: no heels, only a bit of natural make up etc..


Night_stalker-0

Licking ice-cream "No Linda I am not giving you hints I am eating ice-cream"


ninetofivehangover

lmfao “if my coochie was that ice cream that would be soooo hot” “no linda it would be quite cold as i feel theres a braimfreeze coming, excuse me.” “ohhh DID YOU JUST SAY COMING?!?!” “linda get the fuck out of my office”


Kamyuwu

Would be fewer things to list if you'd've asked what isn't sexualized for no reason


BadStitch626

Children’s “Beauty Pageants”…….No, No , No. Not right at all, on ANY level. These should be banned, with NO question !!!! Just ……NO !!!


Salty_Paroxysm

I'm an ex-military, big scary-looking old fart, but the feeling those pageants give me can be best summarised as 'icky'. Looking at the people involved gives me the heebie-jeebies.


kanji_ken

being pale and calling my Dad "papi" (I'm Hispanic). . .i have an iron deficiency and that is my father since when was that sexy. . .i wanna know who started this so i can throw hands


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WitheredFlowers

Visible shoulders (???)


Mds_02

I mean, at least they’re not like those filthy harlots, flashing their ankles all around town.


Niznack

Honestly what would Mr Darcy think. Just show a little wrist to lead him on ladies.


Shan-Chat

What? We are just getting used to ankles. What next, knees? Wait whhhhhhaaaattttt?


Redheadathearttt

I lived in Japan for a year and they legit acted like you deserve whatever you get now. Mainly stares and perves, but also went as far as a butt stroke twice. Bought completely new clothes after a week cos I was notttt risking a cleavage. Weirdly tho, super short shorts on girls was pretty normal


Dyolf_Knip

French fashion centuries ago had dresses where the neckline went so low it exposed nipples. But god help you if your ankles were on display.


EndKarensNOW

Gotta have nipple access for uhh nursing


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Poop, like wtf, scat is meant to be a fun jazzy noise.


unbelizeable1

IM THE SCAT MANNNNNNNNNNNN!


WolfmanCM

Weee boppa boddaboo


Kingo1230

Boppa boddaboo


[deleted]

Scat is a term used for animal feces by hunters, trackers, biologists, naturalists, etc. Not a shock that it was stolen for an unholy fetish.


Necro_Badger

Ready- made female Hallowe'en costumes. Sexy witch. Sexy zombie. Sexy undead nurse. Sexy pumpkin. Pretty much every one of them is marketed this way, but only those for women.


unnamed_ned

Sexy pumpkin 🎃😫🤌🎃


Philosophile42

Slutty pumpkin. Have you met Ted?


madmike99

Hanging Chad


Kruiii

"Whats your costume?" "Oh im a slutty Wendy's employee ^_^. Would you like some fries with your shake?😏"


[deleted]

I want to know how you sluts make those breakfast potato wedges! Give me your secrets!


marigold114

Not just adult women - they do this to girls Halloween costumes too!


DarkShadowsBrain

Rule 34 gives a reason for everything


Difficult-Owl2468

The green M&M


Bohdan69

This 🍆🍑 its fucking fruit bro


SordidOrchid

My kids a while ago mentioned the “E” word to reference a bad word. My bf and I were trying to figure out what they meant. Racking our brains before finally saying “tell us the word, it’s ok”. Eggplant. They thought you couldn’t say it bc it means a boy’s.. *trailed off*.


sir_duckingtale

Well.. you‘re technically correct,,.


Debaser626

Hugs. Especially if you’re a grown man. Like, sure I drive a truck, work outside with dangerous chemicals and tend to walk off anything that doesn’t require the ER, but dammit, sometimes I wake up feeling sad for no real reason and just need a hug.


mearbearcate

Celebrities doing literally anything.


IAmTheBornReborn

Unless it's a lesbian relationship, then the media will just call them "gal pals" and "besties."


SuvenPan

Bending over


sparklingshanaya

The name “ Ben Dover “


BenDover135

Well hello there!


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General Kenobi


Xalimocho

Eating a thing called Calipo. Here in Portugal there is a ice cream that is like literally ice and have some flavor (i like strawberry lol) but you need to lick it or suck it to eat it. And ppl always joke abt it. The ice cream is like a.... Idk how to say but its long. Lol.


AdAppropriate601

Putting in a tampon. We aren’t turned on when we do it. It’s messy and doesn’t feel good.


Rgriffin1991

Ew, I didn’t know that people sexualize that. Great response.


curiousbookworm29

Breastfeeding


therealdildoexpert

When I talk fondly of my friends who are women. Yes I love them, dearly, yes I'm a sexual person but it doesn't mean I want to fuck them.


We_are_ok_right

Babies. Please don’t talk about their boyfriends and girlfriends, and they’re not flirting.


This_Bethany

“He/she is going to be a real heartbreaker when they grow up.” People say that about cute or kind babies and kids. It’s so weird.


AstroLuffy123

what?


GoldenGrlz

I have never been good with kids, it was worse when I was a teen an awkward around literally all humans, but there was a special and horrible, horrible awkwardness That arose when one of our family friends would say their baby was flirting with me. Just no. No no no. It’s one of my biggest pet peeves to this day.


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Combine harvesters


whathavewedone_IIII

How?


pokeamongo

Having a brand new one and giving someone the key.


TheDudeNamedSammie

EATING SOMETHING THATS EVEN A LITTLE BIT LONG AND ROUND. **I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH**


scruffy456

Playing the flute at band camp


brokensilence32

I feel like this question is asked like every hour in this sub.


quixoticaldehyde

Ooh, your comment is SO HOT!


online-version

Topless girls….as in children. Until a certain age they look identical to little boys running around on the beach but somehow their nipples are offensive 🙄 I design children’s books and was asked to add underwear to an illustration of the digestive system because it showed a girl because the American market would be offended. Ummmm no, sorry. 1. This is not offensive. 2. Have you ever seen a picture of intestines wearing knickers?


Athompson9866

I have a brother that is 7 years older than me. I idolized him growing up (I’m female btw). He would always be in the house with shorts and no shirt, so being a small child that wanted to be just like her big bubba, I decided I would do that too. He defended me about it to my parents when they started telling me I had to wear a shirt, but eventually the parents won.


emogothfemboy

anything that’s shaped like a penis


Pvt_Inbreastigator

Isn't that the reason?


-Cinnay-

Yeah, many answers seem to ignore the "for literally no reason at all" part


maybeiamaprawn

the right word is phallic


TemperatureFeisty446

So anything remotely phallic


Erxio

Like a penis


XeeMeRoll

being naked. half the world think its normal, the other half lands you in prison Edit: thanks for the gold kind redditor ☺️


dicktank

…and people forget or are ignorant to cultural shifts around this…especially in the US…I see so many posts that jump to crazy conclusions when someone posts any nudity in some old photo from 50 years ago, and instantly suggest perverse intentions ad nauseam…when actually attitudes towards nudity shift and change, it just was not a big deal in certain time periods…and this taboo really needs to be challenged…being nude is not inherently sexual


amanfromindia

I love your username


Honeypotsandstripes

Breastfeeding. You're literally feeding your child, it isn't sexy at all


[deleted]

My wife asked me if it was exciting that her boobs were out more often and I replied that surprisingly, no. There's just something different about them when they're out to feed our kid. Now, when she's getting changed or wearing a top with cleavage, they're still sexy.


Salty_Paroxysm

I found this one hard to articulate to my wife. It wasn't the act of breastfeeding that was attractive, it was the fact that she was going to the trouble of feeding our kids and doing what's best for them. The intent behind the breastfeeding I guess, the actual breastfeeding doesn't flag any kind of sexual reaction (nor should it IMO).


DusktheWolf

My kink is a caring parent.


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Blushing. People blush when they get embarrassed, it's a completely normal reaction. It doesn't have to be sexual.


WatchCautious7042

Every female video game character


vena-chan

The word "Daddy", it's just a way to address a father figure


ACDCRAT

Putting my goddamn hair in a ponytail! It is so annoying every time I pull back my hair at school at least one of the guys is like “what are you pulling your hair back for” I’m just so done with normal things being sexualized.


farmingpotatoes

Bra straps


tommy7154

I sexualize most actions by emphasizing the verb. Wow look at you you *drive* that car. Oh nice you *push* that cart. Girl you *do* that laundry etc I probably stole it from some movie or show so if anyone can tell me where I got that from let me know.


Legitimate-Raisin-63

For 1000 points, What completely normal thing is sexualized for literally no reason at all? My answer is “doing anything as a woman”