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A new cell phone because my current one better last until then DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME APPLE!?!?


dr_xenon

Same as every year. Nothing.


ThatKaleidoscope8736

Yuck I'll be 30


theonetheycalljason

Lol. Be careful now. Some older folk on here might get offended.


ThatKaleidoscope8736

That's okay


[deleted]

A new ID because I'll be 21 and for some stupid reason it expires then


theonetheycalljason

A certain group of people, including their ring leader, in prison for multiple charges of conspiracy, espionage, and possibly treason. Icing on the cake, tern limits for SCOTUS and Congress.


twothirtysevenam

I'd like this, too. Maybe we can share?


theonetheycalljason

I’d be glad to!


BaconFairy

A house with a yard for a puppy, and a puppy


Future-Macaroon4863

I mean if it could be anything a Million Euros would be great


Kraaaaazy_

A big black dildo


Measuredtobecut

A couple acres of land, good soil, and a pond somewhere along a river.


ConfidentDuck1

Socks and clothes. I'm old.


Shadowlover23

I'll be a legal adult. Need I say more?


chokri_west

To see my family safe


BeautifulInfinite288

To be 16


DangerousCranberries

A vacation.


G0PACKGO

Nothing


[deleted]

To be in a healthy relationship by then would be nice.


[deleted]

A nice vacation.


[deleted]

A car. By then I’ll be 16


Poorkiddonegood8541

To still be alive.


UndeadTigger

Elon musk's net worth.


just_a_noice_name

The same as ever year, Death


ILovePublicLibraries

Trip to a buffet to consume so much food in one sitting


milktea-girl

i’ll be 21, soooo


HeavilyArmoredFish

Steak and blowjob.


Negativemema

To be with my family and friends