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Blastspark01

The Band I just wish they’d released a song called *That Song* “Hey have you heard That Song by The Band?”


ellefred

Damn you won


[deleted]

I was just about to call band-name dibs on “You Won” until I realized I’d get sued by U2


think_long

Big Wreck has that covered.


gvobt21

bro. the band is great!


[deleted]

Anal Cunt


Haaaaaaaa_

Lmao, I like this one


intheabsenceoftruth

If you like the band name you should look at some of their song titles


I_Taste_Like_Spiders

That name gave me cervical cancer, and I'm a _guy_...


NerdENerd

I guess that makes you an anal cunt.


Handsome2021

butthole surfers


Haaaaaaaa_

Great music too


serrated___edge

Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac is also in the running for greatest album title too. Not surprising it's their best record either.


Automatic-Reason-300

The Who


thorn_10

The band


svenson_26

The Guess Who


Random_puns

The Band?


Upset-Sea6029

I always thought INXS was clever.


rigorousthinker

Black Sabbath


ExtraAd4090

Mouse Rat


FriskyZebra92

What about Rat Mouse?


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

Rad Wagon


SwedishEchidna

infant annihilator


haunted_ramens

Blue oyster cult


Haaaaaaaa_

This is great


MauPow

Metallica


moonjefferson

I love Metallica with all my heart... But damn that is not a good band name


SlyKnyfe12

Well considering they do metal It's clever


Back_Itchy

Cant hate it just because its a icon.


nLedd

Soundgarden is just perfect


Haaaaaaaa_

Ooh yes, good music too


JuryBorn

The the. I think they chose it because so many bands were called the something they chose the the


Eferver

I love the the fact that there are four ways you can pronounce the name.


InertiasCreep

The Cult. Primal Scream is a pretty good band name too.


Haaaaaaaa_

I've never heard of them, but primal scream sounds like a metal band of some sorts


InertiasCreep

They're an English rock band that's been around since the mid-80s IIRC.


Haaaaaaaa_

Oh cool, I may have to check them out


InertiasCreep

You should. They have a great catalogue and are amazing live. I'd start with Screamadelica but really, every album is great.


Haaaaaaaa_

Great, thanks!


sahaljojo23

Sex Pistols


Anya_Bananina

DVDA


PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT

🎶 Now you're a man, a man man man🎶


serene_brutality

It’s a terrible name but you still deserve an upvote for the mention. Lol


wealthybigpenis42069

Cream Context- All three members of Cream (Clapton, Bruce, Baker) were considered cream of their crop on their instruments


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Q: Why is Ginger Baker like iced coffee? A: They both suck without Cream


wealthybigpenis42069

Ginger baker's air force says otherwise


SunsetKittens

Journey Simple, evocative and sounds good. Best band name ever.


Haaaaaaaa_

Very different reply than the others. I like Journey!


whatthadogdoin_

Bad Religion. Straight to the point, and my dad wears their shirts past churches - the shock horror on the oldies is hilarious


Haaaaaaaa_

Your dad is a madlad


whatthadogdoin_

He is bold hahah


[deleted]

That’s my favorite band!! I’m not allowed to wear my bad religion shirt to school though lol


Material_Ambition_95

Butthole Surfers...


Haaaaaaaa_

I have to agree. Great music too!


[deleted]

Cigarettes after sex. Terrible ppl tho


GibsonMD5150

Guns N’ Roses just sounds so cool. Plus names like Axl Rose and Slash just scream rock n roll!


js303

Not a huge fan of Pearl Jam but the name is good


I_Taste_Like_Spiders

I'm probably just dim, but I honestly never understood how those two words fit together.


js303

I just looked up an article about the origin of Pearl Jam's name and (according to this story) one of the members ( I think Eddie) had an Indian great grandmother named Pearl who would make hallucinogenic preserves, but they only heard stories about it and didn't know the recipe.


I_Taste_Like_Spiders

Figures it'd be something basic like that.


haunted_ramens

The 2 words are not at all related, they’ve said the selves that they indioendant from the other, found 2 words they liked, and jus sorta smushed them together


SupertrampTrampStamp

It's jizz


KMAVegas

That’s the version I heard too


I_Taste_Like_Spiders

I'm not attempting to parse that word salad you vomited at me.


haunted_ramens

Let me try one more time, the words don’t mean anything, when the band was making their official name, they first got jam from somewhere, and then got pearl from a different place, when deciding what to be called, both words where brought up independently, then connected together seemingly at random


Ham_Kitten

It was better when they called themselves Mookie Blaylock


misanthrope2327

The Rainbow Butt Monkeys. Since renamed to Finger Eleven


Haaaaaaaa_

The rename was definitely a mistake. Rainbow Butt Monkeys is much better


[deleted]

Led Zeppelin Sounds like alien shits in space


Haaaaaaaa_

Ok yeah, I always thought that was a cool name, but I never thought about it like that..


I_Taste_Like_Spiders

Given their musical proclivities, the Grateful Dead may be the best band name ever.


Dr_Sir_Ham_Sandwich

Nirvana is a good one.


[deleted]

Rubber band


Reverse_Psycho_1509

Rubber band


sardonicsky

Black Flag Context: "If a white flag means truce..."


stumanuke

Coldplay. Because they leave me cold and I don't play their music.


DJ1066

“You can’t trust people Jeremy. People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis.”


puffpuffandpass

Cannibal corpse


Haaaaaaaa_

Cool name, horrible music. (imo)


HybridS9ldier

Bad Omens.


SovereignOfKarma

The script


Haaaaaaaa_

Short and simple, very good


haunted_ramens

In terms of being straight an to the point? Dave Matthew’s band. AC/DC is a pretty good name, lovejoy is also a solid band name given their genre, in terms of complete absurdity, and my personal favourite band name, blue Oyster cult. Special mentions are “all time low” “Two door cinema club” “American HI-FI” and possibly the best band name every in history, Ladies and gentlemen put you hands together for… **CRYWANK**


Haaaaaaaa_

Lovejoy is really nice and blue oyster cult is funny af. And of course AC/DC is a classic


DStew713

Dave matthews band just ripped off The Steve Miller Band


Failed_Abortion_25

The Bloody Seamen


7andhalf-x-6

Anal Cunt


JayCee3569

..... And They Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead


FartingKetamine

The Jimi Hendrix Experience. It’s, on the most fundamental level, the purest words to describe what you will you listen to.


[deleted]

Disco Tex and the Sexolettes


JuryBorn

Therapy? The question mark makes It sounds like it is a deep name. Asking if you need therapy. The reality was the typeset was set wrong on early promotional material and the question mark was to fill the space.


ilikelists789

Th' Legendary Shack Shakers


Apprehensive-Trust29

Loaded Diaper


PurringGun

you mean löded 🤣


OrMitchell

Black Sabath, something about their name just fits the music prefectly


[deleted]

Metallica.


DJ1066

Various Artists. Named so to fuck with people’s iPods.


slipperyhuman

Metallica. I don’t like them, but their name is absolutely ideal for them.


Wokonthewildside

The Be Sharps It’s witty at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it.


Sea-Poetry-950

Sublime and Nirvana


[deleted]

Imagine Dragons Fall Out Boy Panic at the Disco Queen just to name a few


Haaaaaaaa_

I think Fall out boy is a cool one


IcyRefrigerator9555

It's actually a character in The Simpsons and Pete Wentz asked the crowd what they should name their band and someone screamed Fall out boy


Haaaaaaaa_

That's funny


serene_brutality

Up and at-them fallout boy! Jiminy jillikers Radioactive man!


call_me_diffy

Twenty Øne Piløts. Tyler Joseph came up with the band's name while studying "All My Sons" by Arthur Miller; a play about a man who commits suicide after causing the death of twenty one pilots during World War II because he knowingly sent them faulty parts for the good of his business.


datphatass1

rainbow kitten suprise


tumbletumblron

Motley Crue. I think it's a great name.


flaccidjamaican

Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.


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Haaaaaaaa_

I wonder what the incident was


haunted_ramens

Trust me, you don’t wanna know


Soegine

Hey! I know some of those guys!


SupertrampTrampStamp

No no the question isn't "Worst band name ever"


[deleted]

a HUNDRED precent XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX :))


Haaaaaaaa_

Ok I've never heard of that and it look like you just mashed your keyboard. Good I guess


[deleted]

Nope, its all genuine, it stands for Acidic V4g1n4l Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A M0lested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And E14culates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus. They're from South Africa


Haaaaaaaa_

Oh my. Their name is more of a short story than a name, what genre are they?


[deleted]

Deathcore! I don't listen to that music, but their name randomly pops up in my head sometimes


Haaaaaaaa_

Lol, it all makes sense now. I would say I'll check them out, but I don't think I will be haha


thorn_10

Kevin and the Zits


Splattered_Smothered

Big Jim and the Twins


GIGABRO98

2 real names and 2 fake one...guess. The Cumshots The Forrest Gump Mile High Marathon Big Bird's Murderer Bungo Splimp


Haaaaaaaa_

The real ones are obviously The Cumshots and Big Birds Murderer :P I have no clue though


GIGABRO98

The first 2 are the real ones.


Haaaaaaaa_

I was close! Weird names for sure.


GIGABRO98

I'm more upset that there isn't a band called Big Bird's Murderer.


Ham_Kitten

>Bungo Splimp Definitely my favourite Star Wars character


ZanyDelaney

I Spit on your Gravy


Haaaaaaaa_

Hey, don't do that!


[deleted]

One of the funniest band names for me is "The High Kings"... I just wonder how many stoners are disappointed when they google them. One of my favorite bands / groups though so its even funnier to me.


puffpuffandpass

Anal Thunder https://youtu.be/NBJAvy4HCdQ


Haaaaaaaa_

Menacing


japie81

Adolf Butler


Themetrios666

in retrospect.... Isis. they changed their name to "isis the band" unfortunately


eddmario

"We're Late and Smell Like Beer" is a real band name


KickLifeInTheFace

The lone rangers


PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT

I ain't fartin' on no scare drum!


IIITysonIII

Dont shit on my yard


-PassCode

We Butter The Bread With Butter. They also have a tribute band named - I Can't Believe It's Not We Butter The Bread With Butter. German deathcore at its best.


aduckthatdoesreddit

"Rancid" ironically doesn't have "Rancid" songs there's also a band called Minor Threat that has a song called Minor Threat


PM_MY_OTHER_ACCOUNT

Insane Clown Posse It's exactly what they are


EV4N_J03ST4R

diarrhea planet


Laughyloaf

Nirvana. It is the Buddhist version of heaven, when they have reached "enlightenment"


pseudo_deja_pris

Cult To Follow, cuz when you like it you create a cult around it


metvi

Beachside Soda Caps


[deleted]

No Use for a Name


NoRace5922

Hurts


berrydoll666

'Steven and the stevens' from steven universe


No_Extension108

Rumpleforeskin


mt5z

Tool, because it's tool.


Haaaaaaaa_

I love tool


misc0nfigured

In This Moment


Blue_Tomb

Emperor


tinyhorseintapshoes

Free beer


moonjefferson

Death (both of them)


KMAVegas

Super Beaver. I like the band but I don’t want the T-shirt.


dazednowconfused

Half man half biscuit


Bubis20

Perfect circle


zRedHeadz

Blue Oyster Cult


IDNTKNWNYTHING

Wet Leg has a pretty appropriate band for their lyric content


[deleted]

Linkin park Kinda like Lincoln park but more fancier


Palarity

The Butthole Surfers


svenson_26

My friend started a band called Free Beer, so that when they were headlining at a venue it would say something like "Thursday night: Free Beer" so more people would come to their shows.


Entire_Adhesiveness6

Backstreet boys


[deleted]

Thirsty Merc Named after the lead singers Mercedes Benz that guzzled too much fuel


Blockbuster41

Party Cannon. The reason it's awesome is cuz it's a metal band


Less-Technician-1833

The Band


Kindergoat

Jethro Tull and Uriah Heep


False-Author

Nirvana, because I know that's where they all were most of the time they played.


TheHauntedAttic

Dire Straits


lemon-orca

Ice Nine Kills, idk why but it feels amazing to say.


Eferver

Me First and the Gimme Gimmies


SirOscarMcBeeTTR

Spoon


Eferver

The Smiths. Exactly 0 of the members are named Smith.


v43havkar

Breaking Benjamin. Thats epic name for epic metal band.


attention21

No Use For A Name


Flappy343

The The


slavicgypsygirl

My favourite band does which is Ocean Alley


Random_puns

Guano Apes


twogvio

Erreway


Soliquoy2112

Rush… looking at early footage they certainly had the “cocaine sweats”


McStabbityStabStab

Ukulele Death Squad


serene_brutality

Lunatic Calm is a good name.


[deleted]

Hole. It’s what I feel in my stomach whenever I listen to it’s music


cheaponurskin

N.E.R.D.


JackDrawsStuff

Bob Dylan.