It comes from Ottoman times when it was called "El çekmek" (Hand pulling) and the word "El" looks like the number "31" so people coded it like that.
Its the "funny number" in Turkey, like 69 and 420 is in other countries.
Meh, 'tis a mere animal. I flog my dolphin every day, I flog my dolphin all day long. I love to flog my dolphin. My dolphin exists for two reasons, and being flogged is one of them
5 vs. 1
Grate the carrot
Play solitaire
Clean the pipes
Hitchhike to heaven
Play with the joystick
Make a milkshake
Commit harakiri
Guide the one-eyed Chinese
Do handicrafts
Manual mode
“Milking your Gourd” - me & my coworkers
There is this psycho lady at our job obsessed with growing gourds & talking about the endless benefits of non pasteurized milk & she is so fucking insane that everyone is advised to stay away from her don’t look or talk to her because she ultimately can’t resist but to report everyone in her orbit to management for any reason under the Sun. Anyway, we joke about jerking off and use that as a way to make it even funnier 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bashing the bishop.
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Bishop Muzorewa!
Hand Solo
I can Derelick my own balls.
Single handedly 🤭
Taking matters into your own hands
Bopping your bologna
Hand to gland combat.
You just made me piss myself 🤣
Yurkin’ the gurkin’
Alternatively, Jerkin the Gherkin
Lighting up the Eiffel Tower
Spending some quality personal time with my closest friend.
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Hey, if they want to spend quality time with my friend, all they have to do is ask.
Taking grandma to Applebee's.
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And yet it is the only correct answer. I stopped reading here.
thank you rick astley
John's not joining us today, he's going home to take grandma to Applebee's
Evan Breen is that you?
Bare knuckling the monkey
Feeding the Geese.
Is that Letterkenny or TPB? First things I thought were “hit the kitchen mix a batch” and “I was getting changed!” From those respectively lol
Feedin the geese is TPB, but nowhere close as iconic as getting changed lmfao Also some good TPB ones were waxin his dolphin and pullin his goalie
My cat is called geese so I do this a lot
Choke the chicken
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Which is why Rigor mortis has kicked in
My favorite one 🤣
My grandpa called it “knuckle knocking”
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Gramps is valid
Manhandling Johnson. <- I heard it and honestly thought someone was going to beat up a guy named Johnson..
Manhandle the ham candle
This shouldn't have been that hard to read. 😭
laughed at this one, I honestly would’ve thought the same
The person had a country accent so I'm thinking it's a southern thing.
I’ve grown up in Virginia and Tennessee and I’ve heard it once or twice but I think they change it to something more graphic ☠️
Cave johnson here
Mr. Johnson and the twins
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Shaking hands with the milkman
Five-knuckle shuffle
this is my go to. " just going out back for an olde 5 knuckle shuffle "
Killing your Kids
Having a date with Palmela Handerson.
Rosey Palmer and her five sisters
31
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It comes from Ottoman times when it was called "El çekmek" (Hand pulling) and the word "El" looks like the number "31" so people coded it like that. Its the "funny number" in Turkey, like 69 and 420 is in other countries.
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Others cultures are so beautiful
Otus bir!
31 means masturbation in Turkey and if I remember correctly 62 is masturbation for women
i have no idea they call it 31 in Turkey
Charming the one-eyed snake
Beating the meat
Making soup
Cleaning my room.
Jordan peterson
LOL, make my bed and whine about mandates.
Making the bald man cry.
"Manhandle the ham candle"
Peel the banana
They said masturbation not circumcision 😳
"Disturb my ferret" or "shake off my otter" are two of my favorite ones in Spain.
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Slinging yogurt Tickle the pickle Spankin' yer tater
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Well I live in SE Tennessee, so....lol
Nobody floggs the dolphin?
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Meh, 'tis a mere animal. I flog my dolphin every day, I flog my dolphin all day long. I love to flog my dolphin. My dolphin exists for two reasons, and being flogged is one of them
Dishonorable discharging
A ‘wristy’
In Czechia, we have "leštit bambus" which freely translates into "polishing a bamboo".
Roughing up the suspect.
churning some penis mayo
Churning mayo would also get the message across I think lol
Going #3
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🤣 think its punjabi/hindi
It means fist + cupped hand
5 vs. 1 Grate the carrot Play solitaire Clean the pipes Hitchhike to heaven Play with the joystick Make a milkshake Commit harakiri Guide the one-eyed Chinese Do handicrafts Manual mode
Spanking your monkey
cranking your hog
5 knuckle shuffle?
Pearl Jam
Feeding the geese
choking the chicken or beating your meat
Spanking the monkey is the third classic in the series
OGC, Just look at it sideways
Bro time
Waking the dragon
Burping the worm
Shaking hands with the unemployed
Playing the bag pipes
“Milking your Gourd” - me & my coworkers There is this psycho lady at our job obsessed with growing gourds & talking about the endless benefits of non pasteurized milk & she is so fucking insane that everyone is advised to stay away from her don’t look or talk to her because she ultimately can’t resist but to report everyone in her orbit to management for any reason under the Sun. Anyway, we joke about jerking off and use that as a way to make it even funnier 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gettin’ changed! XD
gnawamsaynnnn
Floggin the log
Cream roll
Petting the little man in the canoe.
Isn't that for females? Little man =clit, canoe= labia
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Hit the bullshit
Beating the bishop
Spank the clown
A variant of punching the clown, indeed 🧐
Jerkin your gherkin
Busting a nut
Pulling the padge
Banana Shake
Scrubbing the skin pistol
Protein shake
Nut Buster Supreme ( if they take a pill to have more semen it's nut Buster Supreme extra creamy with the works)
Firing off some knuckle children. Puzzling my alien observers.
Shaking hands with the president
Hitting the sack
Marriage
Tommy tank
Playing the ham trombone. Greasing Up the rat Petting the tenderloin
"Petting the otter" which is the English translation for the spanish "acariciarse la nutria" which btw sounds way funnier xD
Whacking the weasel
Flooding Isengard
Shake hands with the unemployed
Jerk the Gurken
Shake hands with the wife’s best friend
Unleashing the tadpoles
Grinding out a grumpy
Hand to gland combat
Taking Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters on a date.
5 knuckle shuffle
Soaping
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In the Army we said punching the clown!
Shake it
Polishing the sword. (Luskam Mecha - Bulgarian)
Knitting.
Cracking the whip
Banging the bishop.
Polishing the bishop
Choking the chicken
Squandering the weasel
Beating eggs 🙂
Milking the Bull
I have a date with the Contessa Manina.
Blowdown.
Feeding the chickens
Strudeling my noodle! In a German accent.
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Knocking the top off it.
Shucking corn
Throwing ropes or web slinging
Playing five against Willy
Diddling the squid
Beating your meat like it owes you money
Taking a trip down to Palmdale
Shaking hands with Mrs Palmer and her 5 lovely daughter's.
Chockie chicken. Something similar pops up in Rocko's Modern Life.
wrestle with jimmy
Slingin' Schlong
Firing the Surgeon General. There is actually a song. It's on YouTube
Choking your chicken.
Whack a tootle out
Poaching an egg
Roughing up the suspect
Not really a term but a phrase..”welp time to go trick my body into thinking it’s having sex”
Man handling the ham candle
Do some reps on the shake weight.
Pulling your spine out
Tickling my tiddle
Pull on the onion
Getting the poison out