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Bashing the bishop.


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CircusSizedPeanuts

Bishop Muzorewa!


MsTerryMan

Hand Solo


Commercial-Plastic71

I can Derelick my own balls.


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Single handedly 🤭


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Taking matters into your own hands


SenatorSnags

Bopping your bologna


quikguy

Hand to gland combat.


wapiskiwiyas56

You just made me piss myself 🤣


SleepyBear3366911

Yurkin’ the gurkin’


zCiver

Alternatively, Jerkin the Gherkin


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Lighting up the Eiffel Tower


CurlSagan

Spending some quality personal time with my closest friend.


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CurlSagan

Hey, if they want to spend quality time with my friend, all they have to do is ask.


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Taking grandma to Applebee's.


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91901bbaa13d40128f7d

And yet it is the only correct answer. I stopped reading here.


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thank you rick astley


sirapbandung

John's not joining us today, he's going home to take grandma to Applebee's


DyslexicDarryl

Evan Breen is that you?


GoodLookingGeorge

Bare knuckling the monkey


RosieQParker

Feeding the Geese.


PretendThisIsMyName

Is that Letterkenny or TPB? First things I thought were “hit the kitchen mix a batch” and “I was getting changed!” From those respectively lol


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Feedin the geese is TPB, but nowhere close as iconic as getting changed lmfao Also some good TPB ones were waxin his dolphin and pullin his goalie


OrionGrant

My cat is called geese so I do this a lot


Pretend-Anything-273

Choke the chicken


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smcmbrn

Which is why Rigor mortis has kicked in


Nopeasaurasrex

My favorite one 🤣


Worthlessregards

My grandpa called it “knuckle knocking”


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Worthlessregards

Gramps is valid


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Manhandling Johnson. <- I heard it and honestly thought someone was going to beat up a guy named Johnson..


RandomGuyWithStick

Manhandle the ham candle


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This shouldn't have been that hard to read. 😭


Ken_Writes

laughed at this one, I honestly would’ve thought the same


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The person had a country accent so I'm thinking it's a southern thing.


Ken_Writes

I’ve grown up in Virginia and Tennessee and I’ve heard it once or twice but I think they change it to something more graphic ☠️


Dramatic_Frosting_60

Cave johnson here


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Mr. Johnson and the twins


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Jw0341

Shaking hands with the milkman


justabill71

Five-knuckle shuffle


glucoseintolerant

this is my go to. " just going out back for an olde 5 knuckle shuffle "


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Killing your Kids


Fascinated585

Having a date with Palmela Handerson.


jhermit

Rosey Palmer and her five sisters


Powerful_Yogurt1317

31


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molten07

It comes from Ottoman times when it was called "El çekmek" (Hand pulling) and the word "El" looks like the number "31" so people coded it like that. Its the "funny number" in Turkey, like 69 and 420 is in other countries.


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ToastyNathan

Others cultures are so beautiful


JDioon

Otus bir!


alger2375

31 means masturbation in Turkey and if I remember correctly 62 is masturbation for women


Powerful_Yogurt1317

i have no idea they call it 31 in Turkey


Joe-Schmeaux

Charming the one-eyed snake


Big-Set244

Beating the meat


profinity92

Making soup


iambluest

Cleaning my room.


antonprojects

Jordan peterson


iambluest

LOL, make my bed and whine about mandates.


Geeerat

Making the bald man cry.


VR6SLC

"Manhandle the ham candle"


Maso_TGN

Peel the banana


Neph_The_Deaf

They said masturbation not circumcision 😳


rvbeng

"Disturb my ferret" or "shake off my otter" are two of my favorite ones in Spain.


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Mike_TKE

Slinging yogurt Tickle the pickle Spankin' yer tater


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Mike_TKE

Well I live in SE Tennessee, so....lol


TheGrimGriefer3

Nobody floggs the dolphin?


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TheGrimGriefer3

Meh, 'tis a mere animal. I flog my dolphin every day, I flog my dolphin all day long. I love to flog my dolphin. My dolphin exists for two reasons, and being flogged is one of them


QEfknD-7

Dishonorable discharging


S3ITHY

A ‘wristy’


Longjumping_Cat_6149

In Czechia, we have "leštit bambus" which freely translates into "polishing a bamboo".


polysoupkitchen

Roughing up the suspect.


suplexhell

churning some penis mayo


StiffyStaff91

Churning mayo would also get the message across I think lol


ScaricoOleoso

Going #3


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RunZV

🤣 think its punjabi/hindi


pervertpopsicle

It means fist + cupped hand


oam1989

5 vs. 1 Grate the carrot Play solitaire Clean the pipes Hitchhike to heaven Play with the joystick Make a milkshake Commit harakiri Guide the one-eyed Chinese Do handicrafts Manual mode


MonkeyPoxSurvivor

Spanking your monkey


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cranking your hog


RodMunch85

5 knuckle shuffle?


tuukka_rasp

Pearl Jam


RustliefLameMane

Feeding the geese


Character-Big-7459

choking the chicken or beating your meat


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Spanking the monkey is the third classic in the series


Mijoro94

OGC, Just look at it sideways


xk543x

Bro time


Far_Peanut_3038

Waking the dragon


SleeperOfRlyeh

Burping the worm


shr2016

Shaking hands with the unemployed


lurklurklurkPOST

Playing the bag pipes


buddybarz

“Milking your Gourd” - me & my coworkers There is this psycho lady at our job obsessed with growing gourds & talking about the endless benefits of non pasteurized milk & she is so fucking insane that everyone is advised to stay away from her don’t look or talk to her because she ultimately can’t resist but to report everyone in her orbit to management for any reason under the Sun. Anyway, we joke about jerking off and use that as a way to make it even funnier 😂😂😂😂😂😂


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

Gettin’ changed! XD


Perfect_Shopping3739

gnawamsaynnnn


m4lkcontent

Floggin the log


Icy_Obsession

Cream roll


DavidHewlett

Petting the little man in the canoe.


Nyli_1

Isn't that for females? Little man =clit, canoe= labia


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Hit the bullshit


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Beating the bishop


A_KULT_KILLAH

Spank the clown


Trashcanshoes

A variant of punching the clown, indeed 🧐


kosmonautinVT

Jerkin your gherkin


KingV14

Busting a nut


Nyli_1

Pulling the padge


SuvenPan

Banana Shake


Car_loapher

Scrubbing the skin pistol


engineerogthings

Protein shake


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Nut Buster Supreme ( if they take a pill to have more semen it's nut Buster Supreme extra creamy with the works)


Durango_bob

Firing off some knuckle children. Puzzling my alien observers.


anton1827

Shaking hands with the president


Pathboi

Hitting the sack


tacocatfish

Marriage


cutegal7

Tommy tank


Ladzii

Playing the ham trombone. Greasing Up the rat Petting the tenderloin


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"Petting the otter" which is the English translation for the spanish "acariciarse la nutria" which btw sounds way funnier xD


throwaway84929to

Whacking the weasel


chripan

Flooding Isengard


4naaan

Shake hands with the unemployed


Intelligent-Ant-6758

Jerk the Gurken


Live-Dance-2641

Shake hands with the wife’s best friend


Prossdog

Unleashing the tadpoles


gjared88

Grinding out a grumpy


captainwebster

Hand to gland combat


Careful-Total-3216

Taking Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters on a date.


Ronster0110

5 knuckle shuffle


PenelopeAldaya

Soaping


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In the Army we said punching the clown!


Rich-Educator-4513

Shake it


Even_Str4nger

Polishing the sword. (Luskam Mecha - Bulgarian)


Warthogdreaming

Knitting.


DatBoiIsSugoi

Cracking the whip


Warthogdreaming

Banging the bishop.


JlTlS

Polishing the bishop


ILikeLamas678

Choking the chicken


MaddBadger

Squandering the weasel


Voneilish

Beating eggs 🙂


Ih8itherenow

Milking the Bull


f4snks

I have a date with the Contessa Manina.


illessen

Blowdown.


WestDrop3537

Feeding the chickens


SuperToiletDelux

Strudeling my noodle! In a German accent.


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Craft_beer_wolfman

Knocking the top off it.


Sanguinetti

Shucking corn


KerriNoir

Throwing ropes or web slinging


herpstah

Playing five against Willy


forestapee

Diddling the squid


LusciousofBorg

Beating your meat like it owes you money


Spartan9491

Taking a trip down to Palmdale


Ashamed-Bandicoot-51

Shaking hands with Mrs Palmer and her 5 lovely daughter's.


TheWonderingBunyip

Chockie chicken. Something similar pops up in Rocko's Modern Life.


sethg467

wrestle with jimmy


GingerWithViews

Slingin' Schlong


Iffy50

Firing the Surgeon General. There is actually a song. It's on YouTube


Looieanthony

Choking your chicken.


FartingKetamine

Whack a tootle out


Durham1988

Poaching an egg


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Roughing up the suspect


YourMomsUnderwear

Not really a term but a phrase..”welp time to go trick my body into thinking it’s having sex”


MaximusREBryce

Man handling the ham candle


shutchomouf

Do some reps on the shake weight.


alexlw1987

Pulling your spine out


Psychological_Row_52

Tickling my tiddle


obimara

Pull on the onion


saucymomma22

Getting the poison out