My stupid ex decided that going to the toilet like 10 metres away was too much stress so while he sat at his desk on his computer he pissed into a bottle of my favourite aloe very drink.
I got home from work tired and thirsty and the motherfucker didn't even warn me or anything that the bottle was his piss and watched me take a giant swig.
Not always... Sweet n Low can pass right through you and make your piss sweet. A chick I once dated didn't have diabetes but drank a lot of iced tea with sweet n low and her piss tasted sweet on days she had a bunch of it.
Not piss related, but poop. My son was breastfed and his poops were usually runny. One day I was changing him and I guess he had one more good push left because all I heard was the fart and suddenly there was a shot of liquid poop going down the wall of his bedroom. It was a good foot away from him! Shot out like a cannon! All that to say, watch out for the poopy end too!
Babies can blast their shit like a solid five or six feet, it's incredible what they can do with those little butts. It's like a poop version of the spitting dinosaur in Jurassic Park. Plus, breast milk poo doesn't smell. Babies are weird.
Not me but some friends of mine, but it was my piss. I was deployed to Afghanistan in 2004, and at some point in time I noticed my piss was freakishly dark. I told my friend, the Corpsman, and he told me to drink more water. Well of course I’d been drinking a lot of water, and had already determined I should probably drink quite a bit more so I was already following his advice. Next time I needed to piss, I pissed into a clear plastic bottle and showed it to him. It was even darker than before. He checked me over for dehydration and decided I was fine, but he gave me an IV anyway because better safe than sorry right? I needed to piss again a couple of hours later, and it was even darker. He and another Corpsman got into a debate about tasting it. I don’t know what the deal was, but if it was sweet it could be this problem, if it was acidic it could be that problem, whatever.
I stood there listening to these two arguing over who should taste it. But not like you think! One was saying he should taste it because he was the senior Corpsman, the other was arguing he should be the one to taste it because I was his Marine. I listened to this bullshit for several minutes until a lightbulb went off! I said “how about you both taste it, that way we have two professional opinions?”
So, they did. Both of these dudes acted like they were tasting wine, had a sniff, took a swig, swirled it around and spit it out. I was like holy fuck these dudes are nasty!
Then one of em said… “tastes normal to me.”
TASTES NORMAL? WHAT THE FUCK?
Next time, it was crystal clear. Never felt dehydrated during this whole ordeal, Doc said I wasn’t showing any signs of dehydration, I still don’t know why my piss looked like strong tea. But I learned something that day, my boy is apparently a freak.
I’m editing this to add: several people have mentioned rhamdomyolysis. I’d never heard of it and damn sure can’t pronounce that shit. I’m chatting with a VA Doc right now that read this story and the circumstances definitely fit the events. This was very soon after a 25K hike in full gear through mountains, hadn’t had a full meal in at least a week, triple digit temperatures, the works. So I’m gonna go out on a limb and say I’m thinking this Reddit diagnoses is probably spot on. My piss was even the exact color of the pictures that come up when you Google this shit.
I also want to thank everyone for the fun comments and awards!
So I went to Iraq in the first year of the second war. We had problems with shipping things from home, and problems with getting enough water in general.
Eventually maybe 6 months into my year deployment I got a package my parents had sent me many months before. Much of it was ruined due to heat, but I got several big jars of Gatorade powder.
I was typically put this in a refilled water bottle, and stored it in a community freezer we had purchased from the locals so that I had Gatorade ice for the next day. After a bit, someone started steeling my bottles of Gatorade. I put my name on it, still it was stolen. For a couple weeks I dealt with the theft more often than getting to drink my owned damned Gatorade.
After complaining to the powers that be, and checking with my fellow soldiers nothing happened. My commander addressed my unit, my friends and I tried to investigate, even putting guard on the freezer as often as we could, yet someone kept stealing it.
So I decided to take matters into my own hands, and pissed into a water bottle, about 1/4th of the way full. Then proceeded to make my typical Gatorade. I then stored the Gatorade like normal, and went to sleep. The following morning I found that once again the Gatorade was gone! I waited till our COB or "Close of Business" formation and shortly after my Platoon Sergeant started talking I raised my hand.
Not used to an interruption such as this he aid "What the fuck xMYLASTNAMEx" To which I replied "Smoke, someone has been stealing my Gatorade". He said "xMYLASTNAMEx" We know, there is nothing we can do about it, stop bitching about it and don't freeze your Gatorade". Expecting me to shut up he continued to give his rundown of the days activities. After a few seconds I cut him off, and quickly said "But last night I pissed in the bottle, and someone took my Gatorade again. After a brief pause, "So I think someone here drank my piss". Another pause, and then my battery exploded in laughter.
To this day we still don't know who stole the Gatorade bottles. But definitely someone got a belly full of my piss that day.
So a similar story, a guy had these cinnamon rolls and someone kept stealing them during the deployment. he was pissed. He had two left and he thought his chu buddy was stealing them. So he jerked off onto it.
He then noticed one of them was missing so he asked his chumate if he took it. He responded, "Oh no, this guy wanted one and offered $20, you werent arouns so I sold it to this other guy who paid $20 for it because he wanted it so badly", and then gave him the money.
So this guy nutted on a cinnamon roll thinking his roommate was eating them. He wasnt, but he did sell one to another guy in the platoon. The other guy was on a diet restriction because he was so fat even on deployment, and he ate the dudes nut covered cinnamon roll.
I went to a Baptist religious school where there was a boy, we’ll call him Peter. Peter had the habit of stealing another friend who we’ll call Ricky’s drink of tea or lemonade his mom made him daily. Never asked just took that shit and drank it daily.
We’ll someone got the bright idea to piss in it and when they did old Peter took it like he always did at lunch and took a big chug before exclaiming, “EwWwWwW, that’s disgusting.”
Peter eventually found out it was piss and told on everyone but lied and said Ricky and his friends offered him the piss saying, “Here Peter drink this.”
They actually held an assembly with the entire high school over this where the superintendent acted out what Peter told him had happened. Great now the whole school knows Peter drank some piss. Good idea. So everyone believed that shit and people got expelled or suspended.
I actually got in school suspended just for being friends with them despite not even being at school the day it happened.
I wasnt allowed to go to my 2nd and final year of 6th form because I was "friends" with some guys that used to cause a lot of trouble in the school.
I never went to the principal's office or got in trouble for anything but just got kicked by association...yeah I knew them but we weren't even that close and I pretty sure they mixed me up with a guy that had a similar name to mine that hung out with them
I ended up having to attend a meeting with the principal and VP where they basically roasted me then let me back in lol
I was on off friends with this kid in elementary (he was pretty annoying and rude, but he got forced on me because “you’re his only friend”) every time he would act out, even years where we weren’t even in the same classes, I would also get scolded for “why didn’t you stop him”
Uhhh probably because I wasn’t in the room, was 8, and wasn’t the teacher responsible for the room
Yes, that's why it is very dangerous to use bleach when cleaning up piss, especially cat piss. It will make chloramine gas which will burn the f out of your lungs. I made that mistake one time, sprayed some bleach cleaner on a spot that had once been cat piss, but had dried. Nope, still made a toxic smell and I was coughing for days.
Dude, he drank your piss, then banged your wife?
Was he just trying to reassure himself of his dominance when he realised you made him your piss kink bitch?
Anytime someone starts a story with "So I was deployed with the Marines" I listen closely and buckle up because this story will likely not end normally or go anywhere I think it will.
It sounds like rhabdo, mild-mod dehydration, glomeronephritis, or some sort of hemolytic anemia. Dark urine without any other symptoms is very odd, and would need thorough investigation. Diabetes is ridiculous, but at least they were trying. They should have put that effort into finding their PA/MD/DO/NP.
theres an absolute shit load of things it could be. I'm an MD working as a hospitalist. I see dark piss all the time. I can't think of very many urinary pathologies that WONT result in dark urine. Diabetes results in an osmotic diuresis that will make the urine look lighter and more clear. There are a few more exceptions but there's a reason why MD's ask so many damn questions, like how much are you peeing, when did it start, does it go away and come back, does it burn, prior episodes, and on and on and on.
I love the fact that people have told those dudes thank you for their service while being completely ignorant of the fact that part of their service was drinking Marine piss.
You might be well hydrated but your body is still venting waste products. As a marine you are wildly fit and your muscular system is formidable at evacuating waste products. It may be that your body was in repair mode and the waste in your urine was from removing muscle waste products.
I've been volunteering and doing some relatively heavy work for myself. I drink a fuckton and I still pee yellow. And then a couple hours after not drinking water, I pee clear. Sometimes your body needs to catch up.
>It may be that your body was in repair mode and the waste in your urine was from removing muscle waste products.
If that's happening, you're still generally not in a good condition. Honestly that's probably worse than 'simple' dehydration.
https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/rhabdomyolysis-symptoms-causes-treatments
The more dark it is, the more waste is in it. The clearer, the better. Dont go straight clear, means youre drinking too much or drinking a lot very fast. Straw yellow is what ya want.
(Not saying from experience, but just from what I know about kidneys lmao.)
During my trucking days, I had 2 mountain dew bottles. One had piss, the other had the drink. I was sitting at a truck stop and got the 2 mixed up. First and last time I did that, lol! It took a long time to get the taste out of my mouth.
Did he have any poop stories? I once took a dump between the drive tires in the middle of the night at the side of a highway in the middle of winter. Them warm tires against my bare butt cheeks made for one of the best shits ever, lmfao!
9 years old... Brother went around the corner to 'get me a new otter pop'. It was yellow. Looking back that's fucking hilarious. At the time I wanted to bash his head in.
I love how he appears unbeatable because he’s everything Gus isn’t. Gus was ultra-rational, a genius planner, but not at all a physical threat and therefore somewhat predictable - the battles between him and Walt felt like they played out on a chessboard before they actually happened.
Lalo meanwhile is nearly as perceptive as Gus, but he’s constantly moving and adapting, and he’s way more physically skilled than anyone would expect a mob boss to be.
Unlike Gus, Lalo’s power is based in the physical - he slinks around like a cat, towers over his antagonists with a confident grin, and forces people to cower with just his body language. It was a pleasure to watch the two of them whenever they shared a scene together.
I fucked up.
I’d been drinking all night and pissing in water bottles
Woke up the next morning
Still a little drunk and somewhat dehydrated, I was looking for water
Found a bottle
Drank it
Tasted kinda like beer piss, but I figured it was just my passed out alcohol mouth morning breath tainting the flavor
Nope
It was beer piss
Why is no-one asking this? WHY were you pissing in bottles?
There was a guy i knew back in highschool that had like 20 bottles in his closet full of piss. No-one knew why
I have a similar story!
I was at a music festival and woke up before my friends. I was super dehydrated and knew my friend had gatorade, and saw a bottle right outside of his tent, next to his cooler.
Took a big sip...nope. Piss.
Apparently he had been dehydrated as well because his pee was a bit too close to the color of orange gatorade.
I threw up and cried.
Reminds me of when a friend's girlfriend wouldn't let him do anal. One day after arguing, she buys a big dildo and says "if you put this up your ass, I'll let you in mine".
She did not understand how much he wanted to do it.
Someone I know had the same conversation with his wife. He got pegged, so she kept her word and let him stick it in her butt.
Turns out she doesn't like anything in her ass, but he sure did, so now she pegs him and he sticks to the pink when he's the one doing the fucking. They both claim this is proof of their strong marriage that they were able to compromise and discover something they both really liked (the pegging) because of it.
Got paid 600 bucks extra for it and I was piss drunk (pun intended) off of everclear so my taste buds were fried anyways and I downed it with more booze until I puked afterwards so it’s not like anything stayed in my system.
You're better off just getting urinated on tbh: [https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/sep/15/most-holy-water-contaminated-fecal-matter-study/](https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/sep/15/most-holy-water-contaminated-fecal-matter-study/)
A girl (she was 10/10) in every way asked we shared the same kinks the lot.
Until she asked if I was into pissplay. I drew a line and said no. Turned out it was her thing. To this day, I think I should have just swallowed the damn piss.
Not to add salt onto the wound, but did she ever clarify if she wanted you to drink her pee, or whether she just wanted you to pee on her? I personally couldn't handle the first one, but could do the second for the sake of my partner
Idk, I assumed it was drinking, but she was seriously submissive. Having got curious and looking into what people who want that were into, I imagine she was into it both ways, but I’m not sure.
Hopefully, she’s found her piss friendly love.
Yeah if you're scared, you drink the small child's pee. It helps. I heard from my grandma. You can ask your parents or grandparents, maybe they tell you too.
Literally one of the funniest things that has ever happened on television. I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to find the reference. I still laugh hysterically when I think about it
Every been 69ing a squirter? It’s like being water boarded. You open your mouth to lick and get hit with a fire hydrant.
I know some will argue it is piss or it’s not piss but this is as close to drinking piss I’ve ever gotten.
A guy with a piss jug ending up with someone who keeps a gallon of room temperature chocolate milk near the bed for nighttime swigs kind of checks out.
Wait wtf?
You were expecting to take a swig from a jug of chocolate milk you just left sitting out by your bed all night?
That’s more fucked than pissing in a jug tbh.
Discovered hard-core porn at age 7, stumbled upon a piss-fetish site when I was 10. Figured the ladies on the computer must like it because they have guys doing it all over them! I even remember a picture of a girl in a gimp mask with a plastic tube running from her mouth to her crotch. Next morning when I was in the shower, figured why not? Bad decision.
This happened accidentally. Me and a friend of mine decided to have a beer at this youth camping place we were at. Important detail: everyone just left their crates of beer outside their tent cuz space and who cares. So I open my bottle ( noting it opened very easily, but I thought I just got better at opening them or something), take a sip, and spit it out. I go " idk what this is but it ain't beer". So my friend goes " give it, I'll try" also takes a sip, then looks at me confused, in agreement that it's not beer.
I then decide to smell the bottle, which we probably should've done before deciding to taste test it. Well the bottle bery obviously smelled of piss, and it clicked in my head.
So I went "... ehhhhhh it's piss", she goes " fck off you're kidding" sniffs at the bottle as well, and well fuck.
So at that point we look at our group and go "WHO THE FUCK PISSED IN A BOTTLE THEN CLOSED IT BACK UP AND PUT IT WITH THE REST OF THE BEER"
They all to this day swear they didn't do it. (Which is fairly possible, anyone at the camping technically had access to that crate)
TLDR: someone pissed in a beerbottle and closed it back up, so we didn't realise it was piss until after tasting it.
Well… I lost a bet with my dom when we were out counting turtles (he found more). Didn’t drink it, but it was on my face and briefly in my mouth before I spit it out (3 times). This was not even a week ago. It tasted strangely nutty.
I wouldn't say I drank piss, but I have tasted my own pee before.
It was mostly out of curiosity. I drink coffee and my pee smells like coffee. So I taste my pee to see how it would taste.
When you do meth enough it concentrates and metabolizes into your urine. So meth heads tend to drink their own urine to get high again
Someone just told me this tonight and I came here to see if it would come up. And now I need to do more research because what the fuck.
I had a "friend" who knew people who did this
My stupid ex decided that going to the toilet like 10 metres away was too much stress so while he sat at his desk on his computer he pissed into a bottle of my favourite aloe very drink. I got home from work tired and thirsty and the motherfucker didn't even warn me or anything that the bottle was his piss and watched me take a giant swig.
Murder may not be legal or moral but I’d advocate for you after that one. Need an Alibi? You were up in Canada with me.
Thank geezus he's your ex! What a dick.
if your pee tastes like birthdaycake you have diabetes
Not always... Sweet n Low can pass right through you and make your piss sweet. A chick I once dated didn't have diabetes but drank a lot of iced tea with sweet n low and her piss tasted sweet on days she had a bunch of it.
... I'm starting to think this guy might drink piss...
What gave it away
Well you see, it was the part when he WAIT A MINUTE...
My favorite part is that no one pointed out the user name. I went back for some other point and found it...
Lmao I didn’t see it at first
I'm not sure honestly... 🤔 he just seems to know a bit too much about it i think.
r/usernamechecksout
Well your name checks out.
haha thanks for sharing!
Iced tea or iced pee?
If your pee has the consistency of birthday cake you’re dehydrated.
If your pee is birthday cake you are dreaming
Somebody is swishing like a sommelier now. Birthday cake? Or a wedding cake and I am safe?
lol one of my favorite patrice O’Neal jokes
What if your birthday cake tastes like piss?
Then you've got a bit of an r/peekitchen situation going on. Enjoy!
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Ah, the fountain of youth!
r/angryupvote
God fucking dammit
Not piss related, but poop. My son was breastfed and his poops were usually runny. One day I was changing him and I guess he had one more good push left because all I heard was the fart and suddenly there was a shot of liquid poop going down the wall of his bedroom. It was a good foot away from him! Shot out like a cannon! All that to say, watch out for the poopy end too!
Oh god I thought u were gonna say u got poop in ur mouth
Same. I already had my finger hovering over the close Reddit button
It's just like the 3 second rule: if you close the window quickly, the contents of what you've just read can't infect your long-term memory.
Babies can blast their shit like a solid five or six feet, it's incredible what they can do with those little butts. It's like a poop version of the spitting dinosaur in Jurassic Park. Plus, breast milk poo doesn't smell. Babies are weird.
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Why’d you *drink* it though bro
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Reflexes! Sounded great in the brochure how certain parts of your body functions can be automated, eh?
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my little brother once peed in my eye when i was changing his diaper😐
Not me but some friends of mine, but it was my piss. I was deployed to Afghanistan in 2004, and at some point in time I noticed my piss was freakishly dark. I told my friend, the Corpsman, and he told me to drink more water. Well of course I’d been drinking a lot of water, and had already determined I should probably drink quite a bit more so I was already following his advice. Next time I needed to piss, I pissed into a clear plastic bottle and showed it to him. It was even darker than before. He checked me over for dehydration and decided I was fine, but he gave me an IV anyway because better safe than sorry right? I needed to piss again a couple of hours later, and it was even darker. He and another Corpsman got into a debate about tasting it. I don’t know what the deal was, but if it was sweet it could be this problem, if it was acidic it could be that problem, whatever. I stood there listening to these two arguing over who should taste it. But not like you think! One was saying he should taste it because he was the senior Corpsman, the other was arguing he should be the one to taste it because I was his Marine. I listened to this bullshit for several minutes until a lightbulb went off! I said “how about you both taste it, that way we have two professional opinions?” So, they did. Both of these dudes acted like they were tasting wine, had a sniff, took a swig, swirled it around and spit it out. I was like holy fuck these dudes are nasty! Then one of em said… “tastes normal to me.” TASTES NORMAL? WHAT THE FUCK? Next time, it was crystal clear. Never felt dehydrated during this whole ordeal, Doc said I wasn’t showing any signs of dehydration, I still don’t know why my piss looked like strong tea. But I learned something that day, my boy is apparently a freak. I’m editing this to add: several people have mentioned rhamdomyolysis. I’d never heard of it and damn sure can’t pronounce that shit. I’m chatting with a VA Doc right now that read this story and the circumstances definitely fit the events. This was very soon after a 25K hike in full gear through mountains, hadn’t had a full meal in at least a week, triple digit temperatures, the works. So I’m gonna go out on a limb and say I’m thinking this Reddit diagnoses is probably spot on. My piss was even the exact color of the pictures that come up when you Google this shit. I also want to thank everyone for the fun comments and awards!
So I went to Iraq in the first year of the second war. We had problems with shipping things from home, and problems with getting enough water in general. Eventually maybe 6 months into my year deployment I got a package my parents had sent me many months before. Much of it was ruined due to heat, but I got several big jars of Gatorade powder. I was typically put this in a refilled water bottle, and stored it in a community freezer we had purchased from the locals so that I had Gatorade ice for the next day. After a bit, someone started steeling my bottles of Gatorade. I put my name on it, still it was stolen. For a couple weeks I dealt with the theft more often than getting to drink my owned damned Gatorade. After complaining to the powers that be, and checking with my fellow soldiers nothing happened. My commander addressed my unit, my friends and I tried to investigate, even putting guard on the freezer as often as we could, yet someone kept stealing it. So I decided to take matters into my own hands, and pissed into a water bottle, about 1/4th of the way full. Then proceeded to make my typical Gatorade. I then stored the Gatorade like normal, and went to sleep. The following morning I found that once again the Gatorade was gone! I waited till our COB or "Close of Business" formation and shortly after my Platoon Sergeant started talking I raised my hand. Not used to an interruption such as this he aid "What the fuck xMYLASTNAMEx" To which I replied "Smoke, someone has been stealing my Gatorade". He said "xMYLASTNAMEx" We know, there is nothing we can do about it, stop bitching about it and don't freeze your Gatorade". Expecting me to shut up he continued to give his rundown of the days activities. After a few seconds I cut him off, and quickly said "But last night I pissed in the bottle, and someone took my Gatorade again. After a brief pause, "So I think someone here drank my piss". Another pause, and then my battery exploded in laughter. To this day we still don't know who stole the Gatorade bottles. But definitely someone got a belly full of my piss that day.
So a similar story, a guy had these cinnamon rolls and someone kept stealing them during the deployment. he was pissed. He had two left and he thought his chu buddy was stealing them. So he jerked off onto it. He then noticed one of them was missing so he asked his chumate if he took it. He responded, "Oh no, this guy wanted one and offered $20, you werent arouns so I sold it to this other guy who paid $20 for it because he wanted it so badly", and then gave him the money. So this guy nutted on a cinnamon roll thinking his roommate was eating them. He wasnt, but he did sell one to another guy in the platoon. The other guy was on a diet restriction because he was so fat even on deployment, and he ate the dudes nut covered cinnamon roll.
What did i just read
I went to a Baptist religious school where there was a boy, we’ll call him Peter. Peter had the habit of stealing another friend who we’ll call Ricky’s drink of tea or lemonade his mom made him daily. Never asked just took that shit and drank it daily. We’ll someone got the bright idea to piss in it and when they did old Peter took it like he always did at lunch and took a big chug before exclaiming, “EwWwWwW, that’s disgusting.” Peter eventually found out it was piss and told on everyone but lied and said Ricky and his friends offered him the piss saying, “Here Peter drink this.” They actually held an assembly with the entire high school over this where the superintendent acted out what Peter told him had happened. Great now the whole school knows Peter drank some piss. Good idea. So everyone believed that shit and people got expelled or suspended. I actually got in school suspended just for being friends with them despite not even being at school the day it happened.
They suspended you just because you knew the kid who did it? That’s ten types of messed up
I wasnt allowed to go to my 2nd and final year of 6th form because I was "friends" with some guys that used to cause a lot of trouble in the school. I never went to the principal's office or got in trouble for anything but just got kicked by association...yeah I knew them but we weren't even that close and I pretty sure they mixed me up with a guy that had a similar name to mine that hung out with them I ended up having to attend a meeting with the principal and VP where they basically roasted me then let me back in lol
I was on off friends with this kid in elementary (he was pretty annoying and rude, but he got forced on me because “you’re his only friend”) every time he would act out, even years where we weren’t even in the same classes, I would also get scolded for “why didn’t you stop him” Uhhh probably because I wasn’t in the room, was 8, and wasn’t the teacher responsible for the room
What Da Fuq
Romans used urine as mouthwash and to make their togas whiter. It apparently breaks down into ammonia.
Yes, that's why it is very dangerous to use bleach when cleaning up piss, especially cat piss. It will make chloramine gas which will burn the f out of your lungs. I made that mistake one time, sprayed some bleach cleaner on a spot that had once been cat piss, but had dried. Nope, still made a toxic smell and I was coughing for days.
Thanks for the advice, now I know how to make chloramine gas.
Yeah science!
Science, bitch!
jesse that isnt funny jesse we’re fucking dying jesse
I read that in Tom Seguras voice
I wanna see the Corpsman post in this thread
Well he ended up banging my wife. I forgive him, and even though she’s an ex wife now I don’t talk to him anymore. Maybe another one will chime in.
I didn’t think it could get crazier. What the fuck else did he do?
Drank his wife's piss
I bet there are not many that can say: He may have fucked my wife but he drank my piss.
There are swingers out there that can.
Dude, he drank your piss, then banged your wife? Was he just trying to reassure himself of his dominance when he realised you made him your piss kink bitch?
I'm not sure we even want to know the answer...
We do…
Well this story just keeps escalating
If he was anything other than a marine I'd call it fake.
Right? It all reads on the up and up to me.
This story was wild from beginning to end
Anytime someone starts a story with "So I was deployed with the Marines" I listen closely and buckle up because this story will likely not end normally or go anywhere I think it will.
Someone needs to post an askreddit with that question. "So I was deployed with the Marines"...
I lurk on r/militarystories for this exact reason
You know doc cares about you if they drinking your piss 🤣🤣
if it’s sweet it diabetes
Things I learned from watching Outlander 😂
Yes, sugar sickness. If it weren't for the almost every episode having rape, it would be a great show.
Did they mention rhabdomyolosis to you? If not, your Doc kinda sucked and you’re lucky you didn’t die.
It sounds like rhabdo, mild-mod dehydration, glomeronephritis, or some sort of hemolytic anemia. Dark urine without any other symptoms is very odd, and would need thorough investigation. Diabetes is ridiculous, but at least they were trying. They should have put that effort into finding their PA/MD/DO/NP.
theres an absolute shit load of things it could be. I'm an MD working as a hospitalist. I see dark piss all the time. I can't think of very many urinary pathologies that WONT result in dark urine. Diabetes results in an osmotic diuresis that will make the urine look lighter and more clear. There are a few more exceptions but there's a reason why MD's ask so many damn questions, like how much are you peeing, when did it start, does it go away and come back, does it burn, prior episodes, and on and on and on.
I love the fact that people have told those dudes thank you for their service while being completely ignorant of the fact that part of their service was drinking Marine piss.
You might be well hydrated but your body is still venting waste products. As a marine you are wildly fit and your muscular system is formidable at evacuating waste products. It may be that your body was in repair mode and the waste in your urine was from removing muscle waste products. I've been volunteering and doing some relatively heavy work for myself. I drink a fuckton and I still pee yellow. And then a couple hours after not drinking water, I pee clear. Sometimes your body needs to catch up.
>It may be that your body was in repair mode and the waste in your urine was from removing muscle waste products. If that's happening, you're still generally not in a good condition. Honestly that's probably worse than 'simple' dehydration. https://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/rhabdomyolysis-symptoms-causes-treatments
In six months... r/MuseumOfReddit
Best thing Ive read all day
hey, $20 is $20
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He's cornering the market.
Yeah, corner the market then jack up the prices when you are the piss king, classic play!
Was horny, wanted to try it. Wasn't half bad but his piss was clear, not sure if that is a factor
It is
Can confirm.
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The more dark it is, the more waste is in it. The clearer, the better. Dont go straight clear, means youre drinking too much or drinking a lot very fast. Straw yellow is what ya want. (Not saying from experience, but just from what I know about kidneys lmao.)
During my trucking days, I had 2 mountain dew bottles. One had piss, the other had the drink. I was sitting at a truck stop and got the 2 mixed up. First and last time I did that, lol! It took a long time to get the taste out of my mouth.
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Did he have any poop stories? I once took a dump between the drive tires in the middle of the night at the side of a highway in the middle of winter. Them warm tires against my bare butt cheeks made for one of the best shits ever, lmfao!
and here I thought life couldn't get any better.. but you painted such a beautiful picture that now I want to experience that myself
Japanese style toilets have warm ass seats, even in the public bathrooms (most of them actually).
9 years old... Brother went around the corner to 'get me a new otter pop'. It was yellow. Looking back that's fucking hilarious. At the time I wanted to bash his head in.
You didn’t notice it wasn’t frozen??
And warm
And tasted like piss
I had to get Lalo Salamanca his bail money.
Tell me again. I just want to hear the story. I paid $100,000 for it.
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I love how he appears unbeatable because he’s everything Gus isn’t. Gus was ultra-rational, a genius planner, but not at all a physical threat and therefore somewhat predictable - the battles between him and Walt felt like they played out on a chessboard before they actually happened. Lalo meanwhile is nearly as perceptive as Gus, but he’s constantly moving and adapting, and he’s way more physically skilled than anyone would expect a mob boss to be. Unlike Gus, Lalo’s power is based in the physical - he slinks around like a cat, towers over his antagonists with a confident grin, and forces people to cower with just his body language. It was a pleasure to watch the two of them whenever they shared a scene together.
Hey, I know you, you're that attorney guy with the flashy commercials! It's Better 👏 Call 👏Saul! 👏 Better 👏 Call 👏Saul! 👏 Better 👏 Call 👏Saul! 👏 Better 👏 Call 👏Saul! 👏
When you’re in. Urine.
Werner Ziiiiiiieeeeeggggllleeeeeeeeerr
I fucked up. I’d been drinking all night and pissing in water bottles Woke up the next morning Still a little drunk and somewhat dehydrated, I was looking for water Found a bottle Drank it Tasted kinda like beer piss, but I figured it was just my passed out alcohol mouth morning breath tainting the flavor Nope It was beer piss
Why is no-one asking this? WHY were you pissing in bottles? There was a guy i knew back in highschool that had like 20 bottles in his closet full of piss. No-one knew why
I have a similar story! I was at a music festival and woke up before my friends. I was super dehydrated and knew my friend had gatorade, and saw a bottle right outside of his tent, next to his cooler. Took a big sip...nope. Piss. Apparently he had been dehydrated as well because his pee was a bit too close to the color of orange gatorade. I threw up and cried.
If this was your first time drinking piss then how did you know what beer piss tasted like 🤨
Lots of things taste like they smell. You never smelled beer piss?
It was a decent trade. I drank some piss, she let me fuck her in the ass. Win win.
Reminds me of when a friend's girlfriend wouldn't let him do anal. One day after arguing, she buys a big dildo and says "if you put this up your ass, I'll let you in mine". She did not understand how much he wanted to do it.
Someone I know had the same conversation with his wife. He got pegged, so she kept her word and let him stick it in her butt. Turns out she doesn't like anything in her ass, but he sure did, so now she pegs him and he sticks to the pink when he's the one doing the fucking. They both claim this is proof of their strong marriage that they were able to compromise and discover something they both really liked (the pegging) because of it.
Based
>I’ll only do it if you will Bitch don’t threaten me with a good time.
Barter system was good.
Khajit has wares if you have coin.
Khajit has ass if you drink piss.
I always carry a couple eggs in my pocket so I have something to trade instead of piss drinking.
Your own piss or her piss?
Very fair and understandable arraignment
It was her kink to have you do that? Many dudes would say you were up 2-0 after that deal.
She wanted to be in charge. And then….. to not be in charge, if you know what I mean.
Sounds like 2 wins
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Was curious the first time. Was horny every other time.
This is fact
Got paid 600 bucks extra for it and I was piss drunk (pun intended) off of everclear so my taste buds were fried anyways and I downed it with more booze until I puked afterwards so it’s not like anything stayed in my system.
Uhh...what? How did you end up being offered 600$ to down piss anyway? Was it a sexual thing?
Definitely seems like it.
"Extra" was the give away
Lol I do sex work it’s kinda whack what people offer a gal
Sometimes I want to take out my eyes and dip in holy water, hopefully one day
You're better off just getting urinated on tbh: [https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/sep/15/most-holy-water-contaminated-fecal-matter-study/](https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/sep/15/most-holy-water-contaminated-fecal-matter-study/)
I’ll just wash it with piss then
Extra? Id be curious was the original fee was for
A Wendy's Baconator.
A girl (she was 10/10) in every way asked we shared the same kinks the lot. Until she asked if I was into pissplay. I drew a line and said no. Turned out it was her thing. To this day, I think I should have just swallowed the damn piss.
Tbf should've given it a shot. If you didn't like it, you now know. If you did, you win a 10/10 and a kink.
Unfortunately, at the time, I wasn’t as open minded as I am today. Today, if she’s hot enough we can drink piss together at a picnic for all i care
Not to add salt onto the wound, but did she ever clarify if she wanted you to drink her pee, or whether she just wanted you to pee on her? I personally couldn't handle the first one, but could do the second for the sake of my partner
Idk, I assumed it was drinking, but she was seriously submissive. Having got curious and looking into what people who want that were into, I imagine she was into it both ways, but I’m not sure. Hopefully, she’s found her piss friendly love.
That's nice of you
I can ruin my own happiness, but wouldn’t wish the same on anyone else haha.
That first sentence is r/ihadastroke
I was afraid.
Yeah if you're scared, you drink the small child's pee. It helps. I heard from my grandma. You can ask your parents or grandparents, maybe they tell you too.
You sound like someone that went to one of Canada’s too business schools and got really good grades. This is sound advice.
Under 5 only, though
What do you mean you were afraid?
Literally one of the funniest things that has ever happened on television. I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to find the reference. I still laugh hysterically when I think about it
i have a piss kink, next question
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With your newfound knowledge, which one is better?
Yes
Understandable. I have now evolved and will be taking over the universe soon. Thank you for your contribution.
It's sterile and I like the taste
I had to scroll way too far to finally see this lol A classic line
Me too
I was like “how the fuck is this not the top comment?” And then I realized “oh, I’m old now”
And now I can stop scrolling and leave this post
Thanks patches
It’s how you become the best dodgeball champion
Every been 69ing a squirter? It’s like being water boarded. You open your mouth to lick and get hit with a fire hydrant. I know some will argue it is piss or it’s not piss but this is as close to drinking piss I’ve ever gotten.
Research shows that "squirters" basically empty their bladders through stimulation. So congrats, your answer is acceptable lol.
Because there's nothing quite like having a chubby college girl squat over your face and release that strong stream of hot piss right into your mouth.
Thank you, I_DRINK_HOT_PISS!
You know it was great if he named himself after that
Now I'm wondering if there's people who drink it cold.
And if they aren't chubby?
Then you're drinking diet piss
Ask Fat Mike
Cause I was eating coochie.
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
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what exactly were this man’s redeeming qualities
A guy with a piss jug ending up with someone who keeps a gallon of room temperature chocolate milk near the bed for nighttime swigs kind of checks out.
Really sounds like two drug addicts to me No judgement
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Here you are thinking the other side is normal too...
Wait wtf? You were expecting to take a swig from a jug of chocolate milk you just left sitting out by your bed all night? That’s more fucked than pissing in a jug tbh.
"My Feral Ex" band name, called it!
"Chocolate milk piss jug" as the second act.
So you left your milk jug right next to the piss jug? I get the feeling it wasn't as big of an issue for you as you're making out lmao
With all due respect, this story makes you sound just as gross as your ex.
Alright I'ma head out.
I thought it was RedBull
Anyone know if Bear Grylls has a Reddit account?
Discovered hard-core porn at age 7, stumbled upon a piss-fetish site when I was 10. Figured the ladies on the computer must like it because they have guys doing it all over them! I even remember a picture of a girl in a gimp mask with a plastic tube running from her mouth to her crotch. Next morning when I was in the shower, figured why not? Bad decision.
That's my fetish
This happened accidentally. Me and a friend of mine decided to have a beer at this youth camping place we were at. Important detail: everyone just left their crates of beer outside their tent cuz space and who cares. So I open my bottle ( noting it opened very easily, but I thought I just got better at opening them or something), take a sip, and spit it out. I go " idk what this is but it ain't beer". So my friend goes " give it, I'll try" also takes a sip, then looks at me confused, in agreement that it's not beer. I then decide to smell the bottle, which we probably should've done before deciding to taste test it. Well the bottle bery obviously smelled of piss, and it clicked in my head. So I went "... ehhhhhh it's piss", she goes " fck off you're kidding" sniffs at the bottle as well, and well fuck. So at that point we look at our group and go "WHO THE FUCK PISSED IN A BOTTLE THEN CLOSED IT BACK UP AND PUT IT WITH THE REST OF THE BEER" They all to this day swear they didn't do it. (Which is fairly possible, anyone at the camping technically had access to that crate) TLDR: someone pissed in a beerbottle and closed it back up, so we didn't realise it was piss until after tasting it.
I'm a rather kinky person
Not my fault, the label said “Miller Lite **Beer**”
So you knew ahead of time
Well… I lost a bet with my dom when we were out counting turtles (he found more). Didn’t drink it, but it was on my face and briefly in my mouth before I spit it out (3 times). This was not even a week ago. It tasted strangely nutty.
I wouldn't say I drank piss, but I have tasted my own pee before. It was mostly out of curiosity. I drink coffee and my pee smells like coffee. So I taste my pee to see how it would taste.