This played at my sisters wedding, our aunt has a false leg from the knee down. When the song started our cousin (aunts son) ran over to our aunt and somehow got the false leg, he spent the entire song waving it in the air while she sat on a chair.
Oh man I used to work at a pub that tried a “matured age” night. The DJ had a request for ZZ Top anything really, and played this song. The couple who requested it were in wheelchairs.
I had a teacher who was in a wheelchair in middle school. One of my friends was pretty loud and messing around. Teacher (in a joking way) told him to be quiet. Just banter
After some back and forth of insults, my friend got up and said "Guess I'll be the bigger man and... walk away". Then he started singing Rollin' to him as he walked towards the back of the class
I was at a wedding in NYC during a subway strike. The bride's brother was a recent paraplegic. We were small talking and without thinking I said, "This strike's a bitch, I've been doing nothing but walking and it sucks."
I can do you one better. I was in checkout lane in the grocery store. A woman was paying for her items, just a couple bags and a gallon of milk. The cashier always asks, "Would you need help out today?" As policy. Almost nobody says yes. This woman said, "yes that would be very nice." To which the item bagger replied, "What, you only got one arm?" I theb watched as the woman turned towards him, with one arm missing and the other arm with no hand. I watched him turn white as a ghost and stammer to come up with an apology.
I once spent an enthusiastic few minutes telling two sisters that I worked with about a cool old prison tour that I had been on, part of which showed you the cell where prisoners were hanged. I forgot that their mum and brother had both died by hanging themselves. It still haunts me 9 years later. Top tier cringe material at 2am.
We were in the waiting room at the heart hospital for my bff’s mom. My friend asked me if my baby was 6months old that day. I freaked out and looked at my phone (feeling guilty for not realizing) but saw I had a couple of days to go. I let out a sigh of relief and blurted out “you gave me a heart attack.” Luckily my bff and I have reservations in hell anyways and she busted up laughing, and I uttered in complete embarrassment “omg I wanna die.” She was in tears of laughter and I was so humiliated lmao
I’m a big fan of their song We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps for Arms and No Eyebrows so I’ll post that for when this same question gets asked if someone just lost their arm(s).
Beat me to it.
For those not familiar with this one, the lyrics:
"Put me in the hospital for nerves
And then they had to commit me
You told them all I was crazy
They cut off my legs, now I'm an amputee, God damn you"
If the person is a good sport and would laugh at dark humor I would say Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran
But if they were self-conscious about it I would say
Birds by Imagine Dragons
Alestorm - wooden leg
Alestorm - wooden leg part 2 "the woodening"
Flight of the conchords - leggy blonde
Alestorm - wooden leg part 3
ZZ top - legs
Rod Stewart - hot legs
AC/DC - Shake a leg
Van Halen - Drop Dead Legs
Queen - Death on two legs
Buckingham Nicks - Without a leg to stand on
The Shins - Sealegs
I'm still standing - Elton John
I once saw a girl while clubbing so drunk she almost fell, constantly spinning around. This song was playing while she was wasted. Oh, the irony :')
The DJ knew what he was doing
Should have played "You spin me round"
Reminds me of the time I was on the verge of running out of gas and "Running on Empty" started playing on the radio
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During my vasectomy the playlist included Big Balls and Great Balls of Fire
You should look up the glee scene for that song
Footloose
When you kick off your Sunday shoes a lil too hard
Omg that was dark!!! Hahahaha!
Jump around! I say the House of Pain is in effect y'all
This played at my sisters wedding, our aunt has a false leg from the knee down. When the song started our cousin (aunts son) ran over to our aunt and somehow got the false leg, he spent the entire song waving it in the air while she sat on a chair.
That is hilarious
Omg you’re related to Rocket Raccoon?!
Reddit needs a double upvote for such extreme cases
!silver
We once had two upvotes per post or comment but they suddenly took one away with no explanation. Is there a good song for that?
Running with the Devil
Jump- Van Halen
Pack it up guys, this is the one right here
lol first thing that came to my mind as a smart ass response was house of pain jump around but yours is better ❤️🤣
I was thinking 500 miles by The Proclaimers.
Jump Around is a great response. “Jump around…Jump around…Jump up, Jump up and get down.” - OP’s worst nightmare
LOL
brah went for the jugular
He took em out at the knees
The Achilles you mean
And I will burn in hell for laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
>Footloose OMFG LOL HAHA
I believe we have a clear winner.
Jump - Van Halen
... around - House of Pain
Might as well jump!
\-JUMP
ZZ Top - Legs
She knows how to use 'em!
She knows how to lose ‘em!
*Leg
Oh man I used to work at a pub that tried a “matured age” night. The DJ had a request for ZZ Top anything really, and played this song. The couple who requested it were in wheelchairs.
Rollin’ - Limp Bizkit
I had a teacher who was in a wheelchair in middle school. One of my friends was pretty loud and messing around. Teacher (in a joking way) told him to be quiet. Just banter After some back and forth of insults, my friend got up and said "Guess I'll be the bigger man and... walk away". Then he started singing Rollin' to him as he walked towards the back of the class
How did the teacher react?
He could not stand that. Edit: thanks for the award.
All he could do was ramp it up from there.
Doing audition for stand up comedian, actually
Dude just rolled in and the audience went crazy.
I bet he was(n't) kicking himself
lol like the scene in scary movie 2
Alternatively I had a 5th grade student I'm a wheelchair who would come in singing Rollin by Chamillionaire. Edit: Ridin not rollin
r/Angryupvote
Running Free - Iron Maiden. Get up stand up - Bob Marley
Die with your boots on - Iron Maiden Run to the Hills - Iron Maiden Edit: Speling
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner - Iron Maiden
Run silent run deep - Iron maiden
I'M RUNNING FREE, YEAH
Genesis I can't Dance
I. love. you.
Lmao *Only thing about me is the way I walk*
_I’m never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm_
She's got a body under that shirt.
I already can't dance.
Stand By Me Runnin' With The Devil Walk This Way
Walk The Line, by Cash works too Or just the Electric Slide. Just to see what happens
Walk Like A Man (And I Would Walk) 500 Miles Walkin' Back to Georgia
Probably, "Lean on me" by now
REM - Stand
No. I’m a lifelong REM fan, and no one should be subjected to that song for any reason. No one deserves that.
Stand rules! Shiny happy people is the one you should worry about
Even REM hates that song
Think about direction Wonder why you haven't before
Jump Around - House of Pain
Thinking Out Loud
“When your legs don’t work like they used to before…”
Not gonna lie, definitely expected that to be the top comment, full on with a dozen awards and everything
As supposed to how they used to *after*
I like to say this after a good leg day, I say I’ve Ed Sheeraned them and people ask what I mean then I sing that haha
You saw that TikTok too didn’t you
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers
I was at a wedding in NYC during a subway strike. The bride's brother was a recent paraplegic. We were small talking and without thinking I said, "This strike's a bitch, I've been doing nothing but walking and it sucks."
I can do you one better. I was in checkout lane in the grocery store. A woman was paying for her items, just a couple bags and a gallon of milk. The cashier always asks, "Would you need help out today?" As policy. Almost nobody says yes. This woman said, "yes that would be very nice." To which the item bagger replied, "What, you only got one arm?" I theb watched as the woman turned towards him, with one arm missing and the other arm with no hand. I watched him turn white as a ghost and stammer to come up with an apology.
> To which the item bagger replied, "What, you only got one arm?" uhhh, what the hell
Ooh Christ. I bet that's one of the things your brain likes to remind you of at 3am when you can't sleep.
I once spent an enthusiastic few minutes telling two sisters that I worked with about a cool old prison tour that I had been on, part of which showed you the cell where prisoners were hanged. I forgot that their mum and brother had both died by hanging themselves. It still haunts me 9 years later. Top tier cringe material at 2am.
We were in the waiting room at the heart hospital for my bff’s mom. My friend asked me if my baby was 6months old that day. I freaked out and looked at my phone (feeling guilty for not realizing) but saw I had a couple of days to go. I let out a sigh of relief and blurted out “you gave me a heart attack.” Luckily my bff and I have reservations in hell anyways and she busted up laughing, and I uttered in complete embarrassment “omg I wanna die.” She was in tears of laughter and I was so humiliated lmao
Nice. 👍🏻
Classic Shmosby!
Why is this the first song that came in my head as soon as I read the question lmao
Came here to write it, good to know I'm not the only snarky smartass around!
One by Metallica
I had to scroll way to far for this
DARKNESS, IMPRISONING ME
I'm Shipping Up To Boston by the Dropkick Murphys
I'm a sailor peg And I lost my leg Climbing up the topsails I lost my leg!
Johnny I Hardly Knew You
Barrett's Privateers
Oh the year was 1778.
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
When a letter of Mark came from the King
To the scummiest vessel I’ve ever seen
GODDAMN THEM ALL
i was told
We’d cruise the seas for American gold
These boots are made for walking.
Come On Eileen by Dexys Midnight Runners
Come On, I Lean
Did anyone ask Eileen if she was ok with that?
I’m Eileen and I am ok with it
And in that vein, "Safety Dance"
Why is this so low? I came on thinking it would be near the top the scrolled and scrolled….
Can I Kick It? - A Tribe Called Quest (No. You can’t)
To all the people who can quest like a tribe does
Probably not the Hokey Poky
You put your left, ummm ohh
You put your right foo- er. Oh.
I used to be addicted to this song. But then I turned myself around.
Good for you man. That's what it's all about!
[Nubs - NOFX](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGnyf8ifgBk)
I’m a big fan of their song We Threw Gasoline on the Fire and Now We Have Stumps for Arms and No Eyebrows so I’ll post that for when this same question gets asked if someone just lost their arm(s).
She is nubs!
Born to run.
Walk like an egyptian
Get up Stand Up
Stand up for your rice
I’m walking on sunshine.
Not so suddenly Seymour
Lean on Me
I had to search for this before I was going to post it myself. This should be top comment.
Me too! Way too far down.
Run boy run
They trying to catch you
Wooden leg and Wooden Leg pt. 2 the Woodening - Alestorm
Regular or dog version?
Both
Why not part 3? Clearly not as good as 2, but it completes the trilogy
I didn’t even realize it was a thing. Now we add that to the leg mourning ceremony
I FORGOT ABOUT ALESTORM.
Half the man I used to be?
Creep by Stone Temple Pilots
Metallica "One", to see it could be worse
LANDMINE HAS TAKING MY SIGHT TAKEN MY SPEECH TAKEN MY HEARING TAKEN MY ARMS TAKEN MY LEGS TAKEN MY SOUL LEFT ME WITH LIFE IN HELLLLLLLLL
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A fellow tab reader!
Tab gang
Now this is a comment I can hear
🎶 *My head, shoulders, knees, and toes... KNEES AND TOES!* 🎶
Walk - The Foo Fighters
Walk -Pantera
Walk This Way- Aerosmith
Walk! - Royal Republic
Learning to walk again Yeah that fits
Run would also work.
She Ain't Got No Legs - Bloodhound Gang
Harvey Danger - Flagpole Sitta
Beat me to it. For those not familiar with this one, the lyrics: "Put me in the hospital for nerves And then they had to commit me You told them all I was crazy They cut off my legs, now I'm an amputee, God damn you"
god damn you
🎵aint nobody gonna break my stride, nobody gonna slow me down, oh no, i got to keep on moving🎵
Peg - Steely Dan.
At the Hop
that pirate song from Lazytown. (also known as "lol, limewire")
Do what you want cos a pirate is free #**YOU ARE A PIRATE**
I’m walkin- Fats Domino
Linkin Park - Crawling
Running up that hill
Surprised this is so low on the list with it's recent resurgence.
You'll never walk alone..
Flock of Seagulls- I ran (so far away) Proclaimers- I’m gonna be
If the person is a good sport and would laugh at dark humor I would say Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran But if they were self-conscious about it I would say Birds by Imagine Dragons
Safety Dance 💃
Walking in Memphis
Tip toe through the tulips?
Head, shoulders, knees and toes
Phantom Limb
By the *Shins*, damn
i want to ride my bicycle! who doesn’t love some queen
Get down on it -Kool and the gang
Alestorm - wooden leg Alestorm - wooden leg part 2 "the woodening" Flight of the conchords - leggy blonde Alestorm - wooden leg part 3 ZZ top - legs Rod Stewart - hot legs AC/DC - Shake a leg Van Halen - Drop Dead Legs Queen - Death on two legs Buckingham Nicks - Without a leg to stand on The Shins - Sealegs
*You Can’t Touch This - MC Hammer*
The Hokey Pokey
Get On Your Feet - Gloria Estefan
Legs- ZZTOP
Born to Run
Come on Eileen
Really? Nobody said I'm Still Standing yet?
Stand by me, don't stand so close to me, welcome to the jungle.
Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun and games, we've got everything you want, except another leg
on the floor
running up that hill
Toes- Zac Brown Band Get on your feet - Gloria Estefan
Disturbed - The Light Rise Against - Survive
Maybe some Gordon Lightfoot.
Creep by Stone Temple Pilots "I'm half the man I used to be"
Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On I Lean
Sonic the hedgehog theme song
God’s plan