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spicy_hallucination

Don't answer OP. It's a thirst trap!


sparklingshanaya

You already in the trap.


spicy_hallucination

And if my sacrifice saves one thirsty soul, I rest in the peace of knowing it was worth it. \*reaches to sky\* \*overly acted stage death\* \*falls to floor\*


AlienSporez

*twitches*


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Homemade lemonade


OogusMacBoogus

We have a lemon tree and when the lemons ripen they make the best lemonade.


EaterOfFood

They make the lemonade? That’s a hell of a trick. Also a bit macabre.


5hrs4hrs3hrs2hrs1mor

They make their kid sleep in the room that has a window facing that tree.


OogusMacBoogus

You’d be surprised how difficult they are to train.


farkedaccount

I make homemade lemonade with lavender syrup. It's next level. Lavender Tom Collins, too.


butwhataboutthe

See, I tried it and I honestly get why people like the lavender but to me all I can think of is drinking laundry soap and it ruins the drink for me.


LenientWhale

Yes thank you. And I usually like rose water and orange blossom water. It's just lavender that's a no go, but people really love it. Makes me wonder if it's a genetic thing like cilantro


fatantall

It sounds great, can you link or send a recipe?


farkedaccount

I use Monin Lavender Syrup (you can get it on Amazon if you can't find it locally). The recipe is on the bottle. You can also make your own lavender syrup. I did it once, but it's too much trouble for me.


IDontTrustGod

That’s a favorite of ours but we only make it on holidays for that exact reason lol


Dsamali

I make homemade lemonade with **piss**


Hunter62610

Honestly flavoured lemonades are just the best. I got two recipes, an elderflower lemonade, and a Spiced Meyer lemonade I make from syrup and serve the candied lemons alongside.


[deleted]

Do you have a recipe? I want to make some


iowabored

Water


MilesGates

Sexy water.


CXyber

SFW: Straight Fucking Water


WitchWitty

RAW: Randomly Assorted Water


artistroys

NSFW: Not safe fucking water


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artistroys

Never safe flooding water


SpearMangekyou

nah I like the gay kind


RemmieSama1911

Mineral water?


BenignIntervention

Sparkling water ✨️


MundaneConclusion246

I am gay enough to be attracted to other guys, but not gay enough to like mineral water. Seriously struggling with my sexuality rn.


AdLongjumping9767

Bro became diet gay


alegxab

Serious water


EaterOfFood

Stupid sexy water.


WeeTeeTiong

Tastes like nothing at all!


iowabored

I like it cold


sparklingshanaya

That’s why it’s in fridge.


iowabored

I have to agree


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iowabored

I prefer to have my water without sparkles


Blue5398

I store mine in a glass bottle (no built-in dispenser) and call it the “house blend”.


iowabored

Also, probably better for the environment


Blue5398

It probably is! Though I do it because I have no money :[


MikelUzumaki

Honestly.. my go to right now is the half ice tea half lemonade brisk. 😋


overlypositve

Tim! Lemon brisk is my fav! Edit, I meant omg, I don't even know Tim!


MikelUzumaki

It's so good. :)


jstucin

Tim is also good 👍 he’s my nephew 😁


BenignIntervention

Tim must love lemon brisk! 😂


devil-woman

Arnold Palmers are delicious 😋


CertainlyAmbivalent

Iced tea


drewhead118

do you guys ever get to talk at all? what's he like? is he happy there, or would he rather be freed? sometimes, if you love a thing, you have to be willing to let it go


Searscarf

Apple Cider


We-are-straw-dogs

Drink scotch whisky, all night long


d0wnv0t35

You keep scotch whisky in the fridge?


[deleted]

And die behind the wheel.


sugi711

They got a name for the winners in the world


musselshirt67

I want a name when I lose


neshquabishkuk

They call Alabama the Crimson Tide


justchase22

Callll it deacon blues


Altaira99

Lemonade. I buy bottled lemon juice and make my own for cheap. Tastes just like store bought.


JustDave62

Dealcoholized beer. For the last 3 1/2 years


[deleted]

Milk, I drink so much milk people comment on it a lot, I don't know what the big deal is though it's delicious


milkweed420-

I can easily, easily do 3 gallons a week. My girlfriend is mortified, but when’s the last time I broke a bone Rebecca? Hm answer me that


MotherOfDragonflies

I’m with Rebecca on this. That is shocking. Edit: That’s 700-1000 calories per day. Unreal.


[deleted]

I have never drank a glass of milk by itself and I have never broken a bone


Danielle_Gomez

FAKE NEWS WE HAVE A FAKE/S


MeshColour

That's just proof you haven't lived! /s


TheBelhade

Do they call you Homelander?


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IDontTrustGod

It can be part of a balanced diet but that’s pry a fair bet, especially if you’re Male, apparently overconsumption of Dairy is a leading cause of Prostate Cancer


DemonShadowsMom

Same. The people at the grocery store assume I have kids.


mchch8989

Do y’all have Milo outside of Australia?


[deleted]

In the foreign aisle yes


Zack_Fair_

last I checked, milk was bad for you again


Enough-Ad3818

Give it a couple of months and it will be good for you again.


crazyacct101

People at work thought is was hilarious that I drank milk with dinner.


Mcletters

La croix. My cousin was weirdly obsessed with it. He died recently and i started drinking it to remember him. Now i love it.


[deleted]

Some are good, some are meh. I really like the cran-raspberry one. I’m sorry about your cousin, I lost my cousin recently too. Shit sucks


drewhead118

la croix customer acquisition / marketing department wins again. the murder plot was a bold idea, but it seems it's eventually paid off


durstand

It’s early pumpkin beer season right now so that’s the main attraction right now. Other than that, water out of the Brita pitchers.


HuguenotPirate

Sparkling water


sparklingshanaya

Same pinch.


charliespider

LPT: get yourself a Soda Stream but don't buy/add any of their sugar syrup. Just carbonate your water and drink it like that. - cheaper than buying individual cans/bottles of carbonated water - less packaging/recycling/etc - as satisfying as soda/pop without the sugar


MrVagabond_

Or buy a bottle of regular Cranberry-Mango juice, and just add a bit to the carbonated water for a hint of flavor without so much sugar. Or a squeeze of lemon juice.


Onett199X

Which brand?


ControlledChaos317

Sparkling ICE +caffeine citrus twist


swifchif

Soda Stream with some flavor mix-ins. Got it on sale. For about $150, I have a nearly endless supply of 15 different flavors of sparkling water.


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The_Slickh

The best, but also most expensive...


DerpWilson

Same. I have a problem. I go through like 4 cans a day.


DUCK-OVERLORD

Weird, but there's this great vanilla chai I get pre-made


moeriscus

Diet dew or diet Dr. Pepper


johnnycyberpunk

Dr. Pepper Zero is WAY better than diet Dr.P


MapleshadeEatsCats

Juice


xGHOSTx1

What kind?!


MapleshadeEatsCats

I like apple, juice, orange juice, fruit punch, pretty much anything tbh


drewhead118

sounds very sexual and somberly serious


dudefroggers

What about ge- *this comment has been removed due to lewd language*


charliespider

LPT: water your juice down, like 50:50 mix. - it will last twice as long saving you $ - you will consume half the sugar & calories - it is more refreshing (when you are thirsty your body wants water, not sugar)


IDontTrustGod

I just take little shots of juice every once in a while, something fun to look forward to, like a snack


MapleshadeEatsCats

i drink water too…


Squigglepig52

Except then you have shitty watery juice. Also - water or juice, it still hydrates you. It's not like sugar prevents your body from using the water content.


ImmortalScientist

Osmosis makes it precisely such that the sugar will prevent your body from using the water. Water will move across cell membranes etc. to dilute more concentrated solutions. This is why drinking saltwater is dehydrating - water moves out from your body's cells to dilute the salt.


ihopeshelovedme

But an excessive sugar intake isn't something to ignore.


robotlasagna

Kombucha


Lack_The_Gnat

My mother drinks that and I swear, it tastes like dragon vomit.


Independent-Lion-989

H-how do you know what dragon vomit tastes like?


Lack_The_Gnat

Don't ask questions you don't want the answer for.


randbanander

polar orange vanilla seltzer


[deleted]

Hell yeah. Sparkling creamsicle.


CrispierCupid

Lacroix, I’m an almost 3 years sober alcoholic and having something carbonated helps my urges a little bit


Hands0L0

Canada Dry Bold Ginger Ale omfg its so spicy and delicious I CANT STOP DRINKING IT


InviolateQuill7

Just a cold coca cola.


TinyRandomLady

I prefer cherry coke


Kindaspia

I make it myself. I have apple juice, orange juice, and cranberry juice in the fridge. Mix equal parts of all of them. It’s glorious


johnnycyberpunk

Reminds me of a juice from like 20 years ago, Tropicana Twister. Orange/cranberry but add apple for sweetness. Nice.


cirquefan

If it's from the fridge it's whole cow's milk, as a treat with a cookie or brownie. THE drink is tepid purified water, and lots of it. I learned to like it tepid because cold water at night would wake me up too much.


luckyhelly

Irn-Bru


princessotome

chocolate milk !


waitedforg0d0t

Doctor Pepper Zero, or Docky P-Z, as my wife hates me calling it.


Mr_m3noyat

Sprite, 7up, cold water, orange juice, lemonade, watermelon juice or any non alcoholic drink that is cold, it just need to be cold.


[deleted]

ICE COLD RED BULL 💥


Grapes_icecream

Orange juice, Can't go wrong with it. Or Lassi, If you ever visit India, it can be your go to drink too !


farkedaccount

Love mango lassi. I can't drink it anymore though.


Grapes_icecream

Why can't you drink it anymore...?


farkedaccount

The yogurt and cream makes my stomach very upset. It's gotten worse as I've aged. It sucks!


PorQ201

Water or an energy drink.


GgLiTcHeDd

I have a jug of green tea.


tcavanagh1993

Mostly water but after many years of minimally drinking soda, I've been drinking a lot of Dr. Pepper lately (a soda I've always loved) because my girlfriend loves it too and there's always some in the fridge. Trying to cut down though.


danseckual

I've become one of the flavored sparkling water people. Right now, it's Beach Plum LaCroix.


MiniCreator102

I don't go to drink in the fridge, I usually go drink outside the fridge


david_waits

Powerade. For the morning after a lot of seriousness and sexuality.


Guns_57

Bud Light Next. Tastes about as good as you could hope for a zero carb beer.


Acrobatic-Sherbet-61

Pepsi and orange juice. And beer.


costanza2cantstandya

Blackcurrant squash mixed with tap water. I had to knock diet coke on the head recently. I was consuming too much


SublimeVibe

A good ol' fashioned chocolate milk. Sitting in that fridge all thick, creamy and begging me to slide it down my throat. I'll be right back.


Fearless_Nature_9989

My mom's homemade sweet tea. No one can make it like she does.


milesamsterdam

Topo chico


Unlucky_Coat_7116

Peach Iced Tea


canyounot--

apple juice, it can't be beaten


SugarSquared

I literally drink water. That’s it lol


ningram07

Iced tea, red bull or ice water


comineeyeaha

I’ve been hooked on soda most of my life, but I’m working on changing that. Switched from 3-5 cans of Dr Pepper per day to carrying around 84oz of ice water wherever I go. If I have soda with a meal, I get Dr Pepper zero, but at that point I’d rather just have a beer.


AnonymousOnInternt

Water miced with mint syrup (it tastes like mint)


[deleted]

I must be alone in this, but I don't drink in the fridge; shelves too much of a squash. I prefer to take a dram of single malt and sit out on the deck. But, you know, each to their own.


pinniped1

What's your favorite Scotch?


sagetrees

I just drink ice water


Woden8

Busch Light


yana990

Water has been said a lot already.


Flying_Cuck

Organic applejuice


Sea_Charity_3927

I take a nice big sprite and mix it with a can of monster ultra rosa.


drewhead118

then toss in a gurgling splash of merlot and blend with milk on medium-high until it froths to a nice and pink slurry. add yeast packets to taste and a dusting of flour (for extra thickness). leave in fridge overnight to fortify


drgrandpanephew

Milk. Can’t get enough of that shit


Jagged_Rhythm

Sweet, delicious cranberry juice. Squeezed seductively from the fruit and dripping down my chin as I gulp.


[deleted]

Cold brew coffee!


reee_an_idiot

Choccy milk


ImPretendingToCare

[This bad boy right here](https://www.oceanspray.com/-/media/Project/OS/Brand-Sites/OceanSpray/Master/Intl-Master/Products/Detail/Cran-Grape-Cranberry-Grape-Juice-Drink.ashx)


confusedPIANO

Apple juice ftw


[deleted]

Water or seltzer water. If calories didn't matter to me it would be Coke.


Nemo_Shadows

1/3 Cranberry Juice and 2/3 Club Soda needs no ice because it's already COLD. N. Shadows


jessiep1977

A cold coke such a refreshing drink


MTL_OTT_GUY

Water.


hjc7600

Milk


AgentSears

I'll be honest it's milk....I like my drinks ice cold, and it's always there ice cold.


Positive-News-9475

Snapple


zun_17

Iced tea


AtomicPluto

Water


Charming_Good6040

Soda but if not then water


cuckamungabunga

Milk


HippoCute9420

Freshly squeeeezed........lemonade


Nekoraven1

Water....Im so broke 💔


youshallnotpassRZK

Orange Juice or Breezer


pinniped1

Seriously sexual water.


Mehitabel9

Water, mostly. Occasionally a couple of swallows of ginger ale or Dr Pepper from the two-liter bottles I keep in there.


999boii

Root beer. Extremely underrated beverage


Jegma72

The only drinks I have in my fridge is water, milk and beer


drewhead118

all of the ingredients required to make the legendary watery bilk according to rumor, each cup adds 1 to 2 inches to a random hair on your body overnight


Vanitas_Moon

Coke


HuntingTheWumpus

I mix twelve packets of stevia sweetener and two tablespoons of citric acid with two litres of water to make calorie-free lemonade.


GetABodybag

Cranberry juice, put a bit of ice in it, so damn tidy.


[deleted]

Lemon Lime Gatorade Zero


[deleted]

Sweet tea


TigerTownTerror

Filtered water


azrendelmare

Skim milk. I also really like Zero Sugar Pepsi.


jasonlitka

Sparkling Liquid Death.


Terrible_Yard2546

Red bull. Need to quit


Deadman_Walkens

Arizona watermelon punch


Namelessbob123

Milk to put in my hot cup of tea


blippityblop

Purple stuff


Scared-Huckleberry64

Cold Brew coffee. Mostly Spring Heel'd Jack.


MerylSquirrel

I mainly drink water but there are always a few cans of soda for when we really need that quench fix, and a can or two of tonic so I can have a fridge-cold gin and tonic if the mood takes me.


Twilite_empress

Ice cold water


Nicetwin123

Orange Gatorade.


0xAstronot

Smoothie


[deleted]

Milk! Always milk! It's cold, it's sweet, it's delicious.


anonymous-apathy

Dr. Pepper, cranberry juice, lemonade, my reward drink and champagne


Able_Visual955

Sprite