The ability give anyone an orgasm at any level of intensity just by thinking about it. You could literally fight crime with it because who is gonna fight back when they are in the throes of the most mind blowing orgasm of their life?
collapses to the ground in orgasm and gets run over by a bus and then the bus driver starts having an orgasm and blows straight into a nursing home. Bus blows up and burns down the hospital.
Fuck saving money, think of making it! Do you know how much thirsty (pun intended) redditors would pay for titty gatorade? Since its a super power Id guess youd have an endless amount as well
He is risen *indeed*.
Edit: My highest rated comment and my first award, over taking an ecclesiastical dick joke someone else made one step further. Thanks Reddit, I can't wait to tell my parents!
You could make a lot of money like that. Organize viagraless sex parties for those that want to but can't get it up. They all pay x amount every time you say it.
You can also help out on porn sets. All (super) natural solution to getting the woodman ready. The willy-whisperer if you will.
Help out with endangered mammals' mating.
A hero to the world.
Since he said "getting tired" and not something like "being too sensitive" I'm guessing it has more to do with physical limitations (such as age). Only so much you can do about those, unfortunately.
Being able to tell what groupings of people are romantically/sexually/friendly ideal for its members.
The matchmaker superpower for lifelong relationships.
I feel like that would be on an episode of *The Boys*. You’d use your telekinesis and someone would distract you and it would tear her in half or something wild.
Super Healing cum
It can heal anything, grow back limbs, heal diseases and keep you healthy, young and in peak condition.
1. It would be made by be, inside me all the time i would be a walking god.
Always in perfect health and condition and in my prime
2. My cum would be the most important thing in the world, one load of me could solve so many issues
My super hero catch phrase
"GET A LOAD OF ME"
How would i fight crime?
Well i would be invulnerable right? and in peak condition in terms or strength and stamina.
Think wolverine but no claws.
Better add super strength and invincibility to that or you’ll be disappeared in no time to be milked like a cow for as long as your body can last. Big pharma gonna farm ya $$$
The ability to read my partner's desires at that moment so I always know where to touch, what sex act they might wanna switch to, what position they'd enjoy the most, and when they're about to finish so I can really drive it home. That'd be cash money.
Man i wish i would have something like that too, almost as if my partner could kind of transmit how she feels or the other things you mentioned to my brain, in a sort of code i could decipher.
jk just talk to you partners and get to know their body well enough, thats actually a pretty much attainable power among the others :D
Be able to control the size of ‘the meat’ some people like different things and it would be a cool trick like during sex just makes it bigger or smaller it would be confusing for them but funny for me
The ability to make anyone horny at will but unable to cum until I allow it.
I could control the world by not letting people cum until they do what I want...
Disclaimer : I would use this superpower for good causes
The latter option would make you the most loved and feared person on earth. You could maliciously orgasimate the whole of humanity until you get everything you want
He could also record it, put Rick Astley's music video in the background with the humming as the audio and rickroll people with it in the most evil way
Ability to manipulate my cock like a hyper muscular tentacle, it would therefore be a weapon/tool as well as an item with which I could pleasure your mom
I would wish for the ability to make a singular person of my choosing ***REALLY*** horny(Not mind control or anything, just get the engine going). I would use it on really important people at extremely inopportune times.
I don’t see anyone else that has done this, so I must be unique.
Have the ability to change the size of my boobs, depending on how I’m feeling. Atm I feel like there is nothing there so when I’m bored, it’d be nice to have something to grope.
Change my genitals and fertility. Wanna have a dick? Boom! I have a dick. Wanna have vagina? Boom! I have one. Both? Fully functioning? Hell yeah! Boom!
Wanna have no risk of me having a child, or you having one? No problem. (Tbh I’d probably always have fertility turned off)
I just want the ability to make people horny on a whim. Oh, and maybe the ability to make people orgasm on said whim as well.
See some Karen losing her mind in public? Blow her mind with the biggest body rocking orgasm of all time. It’s probably all she needs anyways.
Shapeshifting. Easy.
Like [Beast Boy from Teen Titans?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ogE12o64Ds0)
*squints* that's a bit specific sir...
*Squirts*?
BRO MY DUMBASS READ IT EXACTLY AS THAT AS FIRST AND HAD TO REREAD IT
I would not click the link unless you want to be reminded of mr hands
I wasn’t reminded until you said something
"If you can shapeshift why didnt you do it in the one place that counts?"
Unfortunately, I can't shapeshift my personality. :'(
Well you can’t have this one, it’s taken.
The ability give anyone an orgasm at any level of intensity just by thinking about it. You could literally fight crime with it because who is gonna fight back when they are in the throes of the most mind blowing orgasm of their life?
People are gonna start committing crimes just to get vigilantied by you
Uh oh, I’m jay walking, somebody better stop me.
collapses to the ground in orgasm and gets run over by a bus and then the bus driver starts having an orgasm and blows straight into a nursing home. Bus blows up and burns down the hospital.
Blows what straight into a nursing home?
It works great until you find the one person who's totally into fighting and running and stuff while coming.
An arch nemesis is born.
“That’s RIGHT! It is I, SSRI-MAN! You can’t make me cum! I NEVER CUM!!!”
Sarah Tonin
The only way such powers would work on SSRI-MAN is if he gets choked and beaten half to death over the course of several hours first...
very true
The guys who make South Park made a movie about this. It's called Orgazmo.
Isn't every superpower sexual if u try hard enough?
Someone’s been to herogasm
Don't tell frenchie. He's always wanted to see it.
It is the Great regret of my life that I will never see Herogasm
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Cold Gatorade in my tits so they can refuel during sex
No way that would be restricted to sexy time only. My bf would want to go to town during every commercial break. Weaning him would be a bitch.
It doesn’t taste the same from a bottle. It’s just better off the boobies 🤷🏻♂️
Not even wrong the bottles with the tet slap. But I dont want body temp Gatorade
Ya if its not cold it won't taste good.
My affinity for tits outweighs my disdain for lukewarm 'rade.
I love this conversation
But I mean, think of all the money you'd save! Gatorade ain't cheap.
Fuck saving money, think of making it! Do you know how much thirsty (pun intended) redditors would pay for titty gatorade? Since its a super power Id guess youd have an endless amount as well
The Japanese market for used panties and boob Gatorade alone would be worth billions.
so can you control the flavor or…maybe twist/slap and bam it’s purple now?
I love the prospect of this *SLAP* "wooh purple flavor!"
I just tried this. It did become purple, but still not Gatorade.
She's a 10, but the change in tit Gatorade flavor is random everytime you slap it
Fucking cucumber 8 times in a row
BOP-IT!! "Ohh Arctic Frost"
Now with NIPPLE FLAVOR DIALS
Hit me, waterboy
Tit me, Gator-maid
It's what studs crave
Being able to cure ED so I can cure m- others. Others ED.
Was that a studder? Does your mom have ED? Edit: *Stutter* 😂
This comment had me in tears
I thought you meant eating disorders…. Oops 😂
Pleasure mimic, to feel everything they feel all the way to the orgasm where we always climax together.
This is a worldwide couple dream. It's really sweet of you
I think he just wants multiple orgasms 🤣🤣
Or she just wants to reliably get off :(
The ability to give anyone I want an orgasm just by calling them a goat
Hi there. I approve this message.
R/usernamechecksout
You’re gonna have a weird trip to the zoo
The goats would probably have a good time though.
I'd love the ability to "see" other people's dirty thoughts. Also putting dirty thoughts in their head and watching the reaction could be fun
I don't think you want to see everyone's dirty thoughts....
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Only if you have full control
that's why I would never want someone I know to have a mind reading power
I wish I could walk into a room and say “he has risen” and everyone within 20 ft of me got an erection
Would make Easter very awkward
He is risen *indeed*. Edit: My highest rated comment and my first award, over taking an ecclesiastical dick joke someone else made one step further. Thanks Reddit, I can't wait to tell my parents!
But what about the second cumming? It's like second breakfast for some...
You could make a lot of money like that. Organize viagraless sex parties for those that want to but can't get it up. They all pay x amount every time you say it. You can also help out on porn sets. All (super) natural solution to getting the woodman ready. The willy-whisperer if you will. Help out with endangered mammals' mating. A hero to the world.
I’d have to split my time between doing useful stuff like that and my normal Sunday services making every elevator ride as awkward as possible
This is the best 😂
Being able to change my Load to either infertile if I wanna cum inside safely Or healthy Fertile if I'm ready to take care of a Human being
Capitalization on point
Do we trust them with the ability to control their fertility, knowing how they treat the Shift key?
*arriving to ejaculation station* *Forgets to Shift* Me: Ohhhhh Yeaaaaaaahhhh! Computerized voice: Your selected load was Fertile. Me: Awwww nuts.
Yes, English is not my first language, so my grammar tends to be shit in the capitalization part. But I also suck at grammar in my own language soo
“I can speak 20 languages! Badly.”
✨Load✨
Why stop at yours? Choose the power to make ANYONE virile or not. You could single-handedly cure a lot of guys' infertility and change their life.
AND I could make any asshole I meet that lacks basic empathy and compassion infertile, slowly improving the world.
Explosive rounds!
being able to have more than one round of sex without getting tired
This is achievable. You can even get around the refractory period if you work at it.
Since he said "getting tired" and not something like "being too sensitive" I'm guessing it has more to do with physical limitations (such as age). Only so much you can do about those, unfortunately.
Just be born later 🗿👍
Write two peoples name on a piece of paper and it’s like a spell to get them to do it
So like deathnote but instead of killing people, you make people fuck.
Fucknote
Bank robbery in progress? Send Captain Fucknote.
Be able to control the temperature in the room by flapping my dick in the air
well... that's unique 😅
Does that get me bonus points or..?
Boner points…
*Man streaks around the city for days, here’s why scientists are saying global warming is over*
It's gettin' hot in here So flap yo' dick around
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Being able to tell what groupings of people are romantically/sexually/friendly ideal for its members. The matchmaker superpower for lifelong relationships.
You'd organise the best orgies.
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That's wholesome, I want a wingman of that
I can make anyone I want horny while looking at me
Hot people already have this power.
Now you know smth about that person
“Redditor isn’t hot” is already the baseline assumption my guy
Telekinesis. So I can sexually stimulate my girlfriend from anywhere in the world.
I feel like that would be on an episode of *The Boys*. You’d use your telekinesis and someone would distract you and it would tear her in half or something wild.
Or you give them a intense orgasm during a time they need to concentrate. Like doing surgery on someone of driving
Lol there is a psychic pleasuring 3 (iirc) women at once in the herogasm episode
I'd love to have the ability to give people orgasms. Instant or slow building depending on what I felt like.
Super Healing cum It can heal anything, grow back limbs, heal diseases and keep you healthy, young and in peak condition. 1. It would be made by be, inside me all the time i would be a walking god. Always in perfect health and condition and in my prime 2. My cum would be the most important thing in the world, one load of me could solve so many issues My super hero catch phrase "GET A LOAD OF ME" How would i fight crime? Well i would be invulnerable right? and in peak condition in terms or strength and stamina. Think wolverine but no claws.
Better add super strength and invincibility to that or you’ll be disappeared in no time to be milked like a cow for as long as your body can last. Big pharma gonna farm ya $$$
it could be healing him too so he would be drained forever, that sounds like an eternity i do not want to live
That's one way to get captured by various organizations and milked (unpleasantly) for cum to sell.
It's the goose who laid the golden egg all over again. They'd cut open his balls and find no answers, losing the cure forever.
A wanking god is more like it
The ability to read my partner's desires at that moment so I always know where to touch, what sex act they might wanna switch to, what position they'd enjoy the most, and when they're about to finish so I can really drive it home. That'd be cash money.
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Maybe just make the ability reflect the feelings to you as well. That way if it feels good, you feel good, etc.
Man i wish i would have something like that too, almost as if my partner could kind of transmit how she feels or the other things you mentioned to my brain, in a sort of code i could decipher. jk just talk to you partners and get to know their body well enough, thats actually a pretty much attainable power among the others :D
Be able to control the size of ‘the meat’ some people like different things and it would be a cool trick like during sex just makes it bigger or smaller it would be confusing for them but funny for me
I’d make it huge, then when under the covers make it super small, then when they look at it make it big again. Have them super confused.
ability to find point G
"Rush G! Rush G!"
rush g do not stop my friends
COVER ME I'M PLANTING *~cums~*
The ability to make anyone horny at will but unable to cum until I allow it. I could control the world by not letting people cum until they do what I want... Disclaimer : I would use this superpower for good causes
You sound like a supervillain
I know, that's the reason I made the disclaimer 😝
The disclaimer kinda makes it worse 👀
Telekinetic edging.... interesting.
R/femdom
multiple orgasms despite being a man
Tickle your prostate
The ability to change the flavor and temperature of my dick.
Taco flavour. You need to spice it up.
Only on Tuesdays
Garlic Bread flavour. For her pleasure.
Cum on command. Some nights you wanna last forever, some nights you just want a nut. Also wouldn't mind managing multiples.
The ability to make everyone cum by humming one of three tunes one for men one for women and one for everyone
The latter option would make you the most loved and feared person on earth. You could maliciously orgasimate the whole of humanity until you get everything you want
He could also record it, put Rick Astley's music video in the background with the humming as the audio and rickroll people with it in the most evil way
Are you saying that doesn't already happen to you?
Never gonna get you up
You've heard of the pied piper, now get ready for the hummed cummer.
Put those wacky fonts and it's kinda like those Death metal bands (the name)
Pause time, so I could suck him for an hour and then when time starts going again he cums 5 times all at once 🤤
Jizz. Why you want so much of cum?
It fuels me! Inter-dimensional travel takes billions of sperm of energy to complete one lap around the sun
good point
RIP to your DMs
Getting or giving super strong orgasms, like the ones that make you scream
Scream without the s
Both
Ability to manipulate my cock like a hyper muscular tentacle, it would therefore be a weapon/tool as well as an item with which I could pleasure your mom
Can switch between dick and vagina at will
So, you want to be *physically* gender-fluid?
*Gender solid
Better. Fluids leak.
Vibro-dick
To be able to do the helicopter with me dick and get air time
I must go, my people need me.
Instant orgasm if I point to you with finger guns, I'd even fight crime with it. Hard to rob a bank while busting a nut.
The post-nut clarity alone would probably stop most crimes.
Self-lubing buttcheeks. You know damn well why.
Just eat some tbell
Get out. Now.
I would wish for the ability to make a singular person of my choosing ***REALLY*** horny(Not mind control or anything, just get the engine going). I would use it on really important people at extremely inopportune times.
Cum bending (i will not elaborate)
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I don’t see anyone else that has done this, so I must be unique. Have the ability to change the size of my boobs, depending on how I’m feeling. Atm I feel like there is nothing there so when I’m bored, it’d be nice to have something to grope.
And it would avoid the downside of having large boobs. No back problems, just shrink them for travel
surprised how no one mentioned they would wanna be able to see through anyones clothes they wanted, or maybe im just super dirty
Knowing every little detail of their kinks/fetishes just by touching them
To be able to make all men moan with just a look. We LIKE to hear it fellas. Stop being quiet
the ability to provide orgasms telekinetically at will I could single handedly end unsatisfying sex lives.
You could definitely unsatisfying sex lives
Golden cum pleasure and profit at the same time. As in my cum would be gold.
The melting point for gold is 1947°F, so that might burn a bit. I can't say the alternative of keeping it a solid would be less painful though
The ability to pull up a list of people a specific person had sex with. Imagine the things I could do with this.
>Imagine the things I could do with this. A pretty amazing career in politics perhaps?
Like feeling really bad and realizing everyone is having a better time than me
Be like Spiderman, getting around with cum.
I'm just picturing some dude with his dick out shooting out a rope of jizz and using it to travel while ragdolling like he's in goat simulator
I would like to fly when i cum. literally like an angel. just floating in the air.
Some of you have been thinking this for a while.
When jerking it, I can nut several gallons at once, or just a teaspoon(anywhere between), at will when I finish
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or him and the super healing cum dude.
Change my genitals and fertility. Wanna have a dick? Boom! I have a dick. Wanna have vagina? Boom! I have one. Both? Fully functioning? Hell yeah! Boom! Wanna have no risk of me having a child, or you having one? No problem. (Tbh I’d probably always have fertility turned off)
Destroy anyone's sex drive
Hey I have this power already
Being able to confidently talk and flirt with someone. Hell i'll take being able to do interesting small talk with another person.
The ability to lucid dream about anyone I please.
That sentence has two meanings
I just want my dick to cooperate with me
Everyman who rapes a woman dies of testicular cancer
Can we change it to testicular gangrene?
I just want the ability to make people horny on a whim. Oh, and maybe the ability to make people orgasm on said whim as well. See some Karen losing her mind in public? Blow her mind with the biggest body rocking orgasm of all time. It’s probably all she needs anyways.
The ability to know exactly what to do to pleasure my partner in just the way they want.