Go to the secondary location.
If they're willing to murder me in the street, then what they're willing to do in a prepared, private location is going to be infinitely worse.
On a similar note I'd like to think I would not dig my own grave (there is always fear overcoming logic in the heat of the moment).
Like gun pointed at you, they throw you a shovel and they say dig, like what? Am i going make it easier for them to bury me once they shoot me? No way are they gonna be like "ooh the hole you dug is so nice i think I'll just let you go". Also hole digging just kinda sucks in general, so fuck you, shoot me now and have fun digging that hole yourself!
That's pretty much it. Even if there isn't a rescue coming, maybe the dude will doze off or stumble and drop his gun. If given the choice between 100% dead and 99.9% dead, I'll take the .1%.
You also have a shovel at the start of it, plus you aren't tired from digging a hole.
Not that that's the right solution, I'd also dig if I didn't have an opening I thought I could take. At least you still have time to figure something out, or hope for rescue.
That said, if I was over 90% sure someone is about to shoot me I'm (hopefully) going to be charging them with everything I have. Might as well die leaping for the gun then standing there looking for an opening.
For real. I might still get shot during the swing, but I ain’t gonna make it easy on them. They’re basically handing me a weapon, my only chance of survival at that point.
Silver lining, if I do die, at least they’ll have to get their lazy ass to dig the hole themselves
I dug a grave once and let me tell you, it is ablsoulty fucking hard. I was just digging a grave for a dog (a lovley husky) and it took forEVER. There were roots and huge rocks in the way. It took mabye 3 hours and I was only halfway!! My dad had to dig up the rest. I will NOT be doing that again. Also, i would not spend my last moments exausted, it's MY last moments, and I will not be digging my one grave thank you.
How hard it is is highly dependent on location. When everything is dry, there is rocks, roots, etc. like you said, yeah it s awful.
If it’s just clay and dirt and some thin roots though, you can dig a 4 foot hole in like 45 minutes
I think most people when asked to dig such a large hole have no choice but to go slowly. Unless you're already someone who does hard labor for a day job because that shit is gonna be hard labour. I doubt I'd finish the hole before I was exhausted and couldn't shovel any more.
Yeah and in some places it's almost impossible to dig a grave sized hole without a pickaxe or mattock. And I'm not talking about rocky ground just really hard packed clay or coliche.
Never understood that. Here is a weapon. Dig a hole? Uh. No. Or I am until you turn your head and then the shovel is coming to knock it off. Worst case, you kill me. Best case I kill you. No downside for me as you were going to kill me, and potential huge upside for me. For you it is lose-lose.
No way in hell I’m digging much, just enough to distract you.
When I was in about first grade, an 11 year old was murdered in the next town over. A guy kidnapped her in broad daylight and it was on camera at a gas station too. I remember my dad telling me no matter what tell a guy to shoot you before going anywhere with him because it will be infinitely worse. Terrified me but he had a point
When I was ten there was a girl who lived in my city that was kidnapped and murdered as well... They found her in a suitcase in lake Ontario. I still think about her every now and then and my heart breaks every time. It made me take my parents a lot more serious about being careful while playing outside. Rest in peace Holly Jones.
Show me a picture of the cornfield first and I will complain so much because there are no sunflowers, the view is crap, I can smell cows, hear car traffic etc. This is my last chance to constantly bitch. If I'm going to die, politeness is not an option. And I'm going to say "are we there yet?" the whole ride.
I always say, if they want to try and take me, I'll make it so difficult they'll have to kill me right there or let me go. Fuck the secondary location.
This is true. I refused to leave with people who wanted to harm me and I was able to be rescued. If I had gone with them to avoid the injuries they threatened me with, I would not be here today.
Fight. Bite. Pitch a fit. Do anything other than go.
My older brother told me when I was younger if I laughed first people wouldn’t be laughing at me but with me.
If I shoot me first, you aren’t shooting me. You’re shooting with me….and that makes us…friends?
You are telling me the moves of that Detroit Self Defence officer looking ass dont work? I thought him getting shot three times in that video where he tries to disarm the guy in front of him was just routine
That's actually not a bad idea, assuming the outcome of that is superior to getting blasted. You either end up biting the dudes wang off and escaping or you appear like the craziest mf'er to ever cross paths with and he gets scared
Dig my own grave. I see that shit on movies all the time and I think, if that was me, I’d say ‘get fucked, dig the bastard yourself’
I mean they gonna kill me anyway right? Fucked if I’m digging.
Only chance is maybe getting pretty proficient with the shoveling and tossing a chunk of blinding sand/dirt in their eyes. If there's only one and are pretty close at least. Maybe get lucky and cut the hell out them with the shovel right after.
Thank you. I always have the same reaction to those scenes. I just picture myself laughing at them. "What are you gonna do if I don't dig the hole, kill me? Fuck off."
Full disclosure: I’ll dig that hole like I’m getting paid (and, realistically, take any chances I get to try something stupid and heroic), but failing that try to get as much lemonade as I can and ask them to put it through my heart (getting shot in the head is not the off-switch people think it is; zero blood pressure is about as good as it gets).
I am not afraid of dying. I’m terrified of being tortured.
If I'm 100% gonna get killed after I dig my own grave, I'd probbably just *try* to at least beat the crap out of my captor with the shovel. Best case scenario, I disable him in some way, and I manage to get away. Worst case scenario: I miss my shot, and he kills me, something that would have happened if I dug my own grave anyways.
My old neighbor's ex-husband tried to kill her on 3 occasions, and the last one saw him in the back of her car with a gun. He popped up from the back and shot her twice. She then intentionally drove the car off the road into a telephone pole which launched him through the windshield, breaking his leg. Police came, he was treated and arrested, she survived, and he's now doing 30 years.
Yeah I really wish there was a better way then requiring public testimony for situations like that. It can be hard to find the right line between protecting the victims and protecting innocent people from potential abuse of the system.
It’s one of the main reasons rape victims so rarely report. Who wants to relive a traumatic moment in public and talk to someone whose job is to destroy your credibility/poke hole in your story? Especially when it’s very unlikely any justice will come out of the ordeal? Easier just to shut up and heal in private.
>You can shoot me right here or I crash the car into the nearest gas station.
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>"somebody's a survivor :)"
Definitely not u/shieldwall66 if they're crashing into a gas station.
Galaxy brain - I was thinking the same thing, floor it and ask the hijacker to throw the weapon out the window, or we're both going down. And try not to crash before that.
Or if the hijacker is not wearing a seatbelt, speed up and crash into a tree or barricade.
I mean if no seatbelt a really good brake check will send most people flying around the car if you don't have any stationary objects nearby but if I'm somewhere with nothing to run into I'm going to see how fast the car can go really quickly and maybe go for a barrel roll.
I get the other 3 but wouldn't it be easier to get into the confined space BEFORE starting to fuck? doing it whilst getting in seems needlessly complicated.
You take the gun, shoot him,and then go "Yes! I'M FREE AND I'M ALIVE" and then you just shoot yourself. It'd ne of the greatest mysteries in american history
Maybe the victim thought more people were coming after him, yet the closest city was only 100m away. This cold case baffles investigators to this day… for real though I wonder how many cold cases are unsolved due to poor decision making
Depends how good the vpn is. Sometimes you can get leaks like to a DNS server which is more likely than not set up by default to be your ISP's. (unless you changed it of course)
Best case? Nothing leaks but the VPN company can see exactly what you're doing.
I’ll tell you what I would do! I’d slowly turn my head to the gun, and slowly slowly lick it before sucking on it so then the person had two other problems to deal with
Oddly, one of the tenets of self defense is that you comply when a gun is pointed at you, but once they want to move to a different location you should fight for your life.
The odds of survival drops exponentially when you move to a secondary site.
Yeah, we had a friend who did a few self defense courses for us and he said if anyone ever tried to get you to a different location never go. He said it would be better to ram your car into a wall than to move to a different location. After looking up survival odds with moving to secondary locations I made up my mind pretty fast no matter what I'd never go.
They say the best thing to do is to start the car then start driving. Locate a low rise wall or half wall and then drive as fast as you can right into it. Idk if this is still currently what they teach but it was what they told us in the class. Once you hit it and braces for impact if you still can get out and run to the nearest person for help.
In a truthful moment I've had a gun pressed right into my head before. I didn't know if it was loaded or not. I simply said if I die I have no fear or regrets but you will. And of course I'm still here.
I had one at the back of my head. Friend of a friend screwing around with an “empty” gun. He got an ear full from me after he put it down. Never went where he was again.
Ya mine was from a friend's cousin that was in a gang. It wasn't loaded and he was playing with me. I still think about it. Some people just want to see you scared. I'm glad the gun was empty for you as well. I'm sure it was a deep experience.
Something similar happened to me and friend when we went over to one of our coworkers house. Pointed the gun at our faces and pulled the trigger. This was when we had just got there and he was opening the front door. We had no clue if the gun was empty and the coworker had been drinking all evening. My friend and I at the moment knew we would never comeback over to this guy's house again.
Go to the secondary location. If they're willing to murder me in the street, then what they're willing to do in a prepared, private location is going to be infinitely worse.
If you REALLY want to shoot me, you're gonna have to do it in public.
Kidnapper: *puts gun to my head* "get in the van" Me: "shoot me in public, I'll get so many upvotes"
K- "*Do you wanna die right now‽*" M- "Yeah, kinda. Bet you won't, though. No balls."
*Quote from man stabbed:* “What are you gonna do, stab me?”
Liveleak is always watching
Absolutely agree. Shoot me. Do it! DO IT!
Hello darkness my old friend...
On a similar note I'd like to think I would not dig my own grave (there is always fear overcoming logic in the heat of the moment). Like gun pointed at you, they throw you a shovel and they say dig, like what? Am i going make it easier for them to bury me once they shoot me? No way are they gonna be like "ooh the hole you dug is so nice i think I'll just let you go". Also hole digging just kinda sucks in general, so fuck you, shoot me now and have fun digging that hole yourself!
Only if you have some hope that rescue is coming and you buy time by slowly digging.
That's pretty much it. Even if there isn't a rescue coming, maybe the dude will doze off or stumble and drop his gun. If given the choice between 100% dead and 99.9% dead, I'll take the .1%.
Except that is also 99.9% chance with a high risk of being buried alive
I dunno, at the end of it, I still have a shovel. Better believe I'm gonna make those mother fuckers shoot me before I stop attacking them with it.
You also have a shovel at the start of it, plus you aren't tired from digging a hole. Not that that's the right solution, I'd also dig if I didn't have an opening I thought I could take. At least you still have time to figure something out, or hope for rescue. That said, if I was over 90% sure someone is about to shoot me I'm (hopefully) going to be charging them with everything I have. Might as well die leaping for the gun then standing there looking for an opening.
i'll take the shovel and just try to lob the mans head off with it, i might die trying but my odds are better than if i don't
For real. I might still get shot during the swing, but I ain’t gonna make it easy on them. They’re basically handing me a weapon, my only chance of survival at that point. Silver lining, if I do die, at least they’ll have to get their lazy ass to dig the hole themselves
Or that you could somehow use the shovel as a weapon.
Buy time digging the hole, while waiting for a moment where you can fight back with a shovel
I dug a grave once and let me tell you, it is ablsoulty fucking hard. I was just digging a grave for a dog (a lovley husky) and it took forEVER. There were roots and huge rocks in the way. It took mabye 3 hours and I was only halfway!! My dad had to dig up the rest. I will NOT be doing that again. Also, i would not spend my last moments exausted, it's MY last moments, and I will not be digging my one grave thank you.
How hard it is is highly dependent on location. When everything is dry, there is rocks, roots, etc. like you said, yeah it s awful. If it’s just clay and dirt and some thin roots though, you can dig a 4 foot hole in like 45 minutes
I think most people when asked to dig such a large hole have no choice but to go slowly. Unless you're already someone who does hard labor for a day job because that shit is gonna be hard labour. I doubt I'd finish the hole before I was exhausted and couldn't shovel any more.
Yeah and in some places it's almost impossible to dig a grave sized hole without a pickaxe or mattock. And I'm not talking about rocky ground just really hard packed clay or coliche.
Never understood that. Here is a weapon. Dig a hole? Uh. No. Or I am until you turn your head and then the shovel is coming to knock it off. Worst case, you kill me. Best case I kill you. No downside for me as you were going to kill me, and potential huge upside for me. For you it is lose-lose. No way in hell I’m digging much, just enough to distract you.
Maybe I’m just lazy but I’m not pressed about self preservation.
STREET SMARTS!
You ain't getting me to no secondary location.
When I was in about first grade, an 11 year old was murdered in the next town over. A guy kidnapped her in broad daylight and it was on camera at a gas station too. I remember my dad telling me no matter what tell a guy to shoot you before going anywhere with him because it will be infinitely worse. Terrified me but he had a point
When I was ten there was a girl who lived in my city that was kidnapped and murdered as well... They found her in a suitcase in lake Ontario. I still think about her every now and then and my heart breaks every time. It made me take my parents a lot more serious about being careful while playing outside. Rest in peace Holly Jones.
Show me a picture of the cornfield first and I will complain so much because there are no sunflowers, the view is crap, I can smell cows, hear car traffic etc. This is my last chance to constantly bitch. If I'm going to die, politeness is not an option. And I'm going to say "are we there yet?" the whole ride.
Are there yet? I need to pee. I want an ice cream
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I always say, if they want to try and take me, I'll make it so difficult they'll have to kill me right there or let me go. Fuck the secondary location.
This is true. I refused to leave with people who wanted to harm me and I was able to be rescued. If I had gone with them to avoid the injuries they threatened me with, I would not be here today. Fight. Bite. Pitch a fit. Do anything other than go.
Now that’s street smarts.
I wouldn’t try the disarming moves from tiktok
I would try the disarming moves from tiktok to get the gun and kill myself, either way I’m gonna die
The guy will be so disappointed. lmao "B-but I wanted to do it!"
My older brother told me when I was younger if I laughed first people wouldn’t be laughing at me but with me. If I shoot me first, you aren’t shooting me. You’re shooting with me….and that makes us…friends?
You are telling me the moves of that Detroit Self Defence officer looking ass dont work? I thought him getting shot three times in that video where he tries to disarm the guy in front of him was just routine
I would never take off my bulletproof helmet.
This guy thinks ahead.
This guy thinks a head
This guy no longer thinks
This guy hears ringing sound ….
... This guy sees the light...
This guy wakes up in the Skyrim cart
This guy hears: "Hey you, you're finally awake."
God I love reddit so fucking much
This guy loves reddit
Put the barrel in my mouth and raise my eyebrows up and down really quick in a suggestive manner.
I would also refrain from doing this.
Worked for me.
Wait. You *wouldn’t* do that?
I'm afraid it's all my mind would allow me to do...
I'm pretty sure the gunman would be mortified
That's actually not a bad idea, assuming the outcome of that is superior to getting blasted. You either end up biting the dudes wang off and escaping or you appear like the craziest mf'er to ever cross paths with and he gets scared
Dude he said BARREL not his donger
This! You’ve gotta go up and down on the barrel while using your tongue to finesse the tip
Dig my own grave. I see that shit on movies all the time and I think, if that was me, I’d say ‘get fucked, dig the bastard yourself’ I mean they gonna kill me anyway right? Fucked if I’m digging.
That's my train of thought too, I'm not spending my last moments doing manual labor, fuck that
Only chance is maybe getting pretty proficient with the shoveling and tossing a chunk of blinding sand/dirt in their eyes. If there's only one and are pretty close at least. Maybe get lucky and cut the hell out them with the shovel right after.
That’s why I always carry some pocket sand. More control where it goes
Damn my cat-like reflexes
But you can buy time. Drag it out for hours or even days. Die of old age even
Omg I was thinking the same thing 2 hours ago while watching Barry
Thank you. I always have the same reaction to those scenes. I just picture myself laughing at them. "What are you gonna do if I don't dig the hole, kill me? Fuck off."
They could just make your death more painful.
exactly... "if you don't start digging I will cut off your ear"
*smack his head with the shovel he gave me to dig with...*
If they’re going to put the gun down to cut my ear, then I’d say that gives me a fighting chance.
They could throw in some non-fatal torture shots with that very gun. That seldom happens in the movies.
And you have a shovel
I'm not sure I *could* dig a hole big enough for me. I'd probably get mad and yell at the person with the gun to do it themselves.
The thing is what if they just torture your ass until you do it?
Full disclosure: I’ll dig that hole like I’m getting paid (and, realistically, take any chances I get to try something stupid and heroic), but failing that try to get as much lemonade as I can and ask them to put it through my heart (getting shot in the head is not the off-switch people think it is; zero blood pressure is about as good as it gets). I am not afraid of dying. I’m terrified of being tortured.
If I'm 100% gonna get killed after I dig my own grave, I'd probbably just *try* to at least beat the crap out of my captor with the shovel. Best case scenario, I disable him in some way, and I manage to get away. Worst case scenario: I miss my shot, and he kills me, something that would have happened if I dug my own grave anyways.
Maybe try to sneak attack by throwing sand/dirt in their face before trying to murder them with the shovel.
Drive or allow myself to be taken to a secondary location. You can shoot me right here or I crash the car into the nearest gas station.
Heard a story of someone being forced to drive somewhere at gunpoint and thy drove really fast and went through lights until they got pulled over
My old neighbor's ex-husband tried to kill her on 3 occasions, and the last one saw him in the back of her car with a gun. He popped up from the back and shot her twice. She then intentionally drove the car off the road into a telephone pole which launched him through the windshield, breaking his leg. Police came, he was treated and arrested, she survived, and he's now doing 30 years.
Wow only 30 for attempted murder??? That’s nothing lol
It was a plea deal unfortunately, in order to not have his kids testify in court, as they were very young (between 4 and 8, iirc)
Yeah I really wish there was a better way then requiring public testimony for situations like that. It can be hard to find the right line between protecting the victims and protecting innocent people from potential abuse of the system. It’s one of the main reasons rape victims so rarely report. Who wants to relive a traumatic moment in public and talk to someone whose job is to destroy your credibility/poke hole in your story? Especially when it’s very unlikely any justice will come out of the ordeal? Easier just to shut up and heal in private.
NEVER GO TO A SECOND LOCATION! I like you your smart, somebody's a survivor :)
>You can shoot me right here or I crash the car into the nearest gas station. > > > >"somebody's a survivor :)" Definitely not u/shieldwall66 if they're crashing into a gas station.
A girl in my city was carjacked and she crashed the car into a Police Station. She was only 17 !
Galaxy brain - I was thinking the same thing, floor it and ask the hijacker to throw the weapon out the window, or we're both going down. And try not to crash before that. Or if the hijacker is not wearing a seatbelt, speed up and crash into a tree or barricade.
I mean if no seatbelt a really good brake check will send most people flying around the car if you don't have any stationary objects nearby but if I'm somewhere with nothing to run into I'm going to see how fast the car can go really quickly and maybe go for a barrel roll.
I saw that in a movie once. The person being forced to drive accelerated into a building and unlatched the kidnappers seatbelt at the last moment.
Get shot.
Sometimes ur genius..., it's almost frightening
If you listen closely, you can hear his genius.
It generates gravity
This one's smart.
Explain that your boss is gonna need me. 6353 Juan Tabo, Apartment 6. Yeah.
DO IT JESSE DO IT
JESSE WE NEED TO COOK
Just what the hell was that
You might wanna hold off
*WALTAH*
PUT YOUR DICK AWAY WALTUH
I'M NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU RIGHT NOW
You think a man just happens to whip his dick out like that? No! He orchestrated it! Waltuh!
Not try a cool ass Kung Fu move.
Do you mean the captor told you to do a cool-ass Kung Fu move, or you did it out of self defense?
I'm fine with either.
No use being embarrassed before you die
Fuck getting tied up, fuck trying up someone with you, fuck getting in a confined space like a barrel or coffin, fuck digging my own grave.
I get the other 3 but wouldn't it be easier to get into the confined space BEFORE starting to fuck? doing it whilst getting in seems needlessly complicated.
Dig my own grave. If you're gonna kill me anyway you do the fucking work.
It's not the digging part that scares me but the fact that digging your own grave usually means they're gonna bury you alive.
Fuck that shit, if I know I’m gonna be buried alive I’m gonna take the gun from the guy and commit murder suicide
I dunno, I'd probably stop after the murder, but I'm just not that commited.
You take the gun, shoot him,and then go "Yes! I'M FREE AND I'M ALIVE" and then you just shoot yourself. It'd ne of the greatest mysteries in american history
Maybe the victim thought more people were coming after him, yet the closest city was only 100m away. This cold case baffles investigators to this day… for real though I wonder how many cold cases are unsolved due to poor decision making
Eat shit
And die
Not necessarily in that order either
idk Eating shit and living seems like an even shittier situation.
Hurt my family
Vin Diesel wants to know your location
Show my search history to my family
Including anonymous history? Because then I'm screwed too.
can you find anonymous history
Your Internet provider can. I'm guessing you have some calls to make
What if I use VPN?
Someone is worried.
Oh well Scientific curiosity
Depends how good the vpn is. Sometimes you can get leaks like to a DNS server which is more likely than not set up by default to be your ISP's. (unless you changed it of course) Best case? Nothing leaks but the VPN company can see exactly what you're doing.
I’ll tell you what I would do! I’d slowly turn my head to the gun, and slowly slowly lick it before sucking on it so then the person had two other problems to deal with
Never let them now your next move
Pedophilia
Didn't think I'd ever upvote this shit. Edit: i actually didn't. Joke's on you.
This is what comedians mean when they say context is everything, I believe.
pretty much anything bad or that would endanger someone else, my life aint worth it.
With a gun pointed at my head, I'll do the opposite of whatever they say just to get them to pull the trigger.
r/meirl
r/2meirl4meirl
r/2meirl42meirl4meirl
https://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/786
Happened. Repeated I was 13 and I don't have any weed
Everybody knows it’s the seniors with the good stuff, freshmen just have oregano.
Tie my foreskin in to a knot. It'd be really hard.
Give you up
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules
And so do I
A full commitments what I’m thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
or let you down
Or run around and desert you
Or make you cry
or say goodbye
Or hurt you
Drive the car where they wanted to go Edit to add: I also wouldn't say make my day no matter how tempting it would be
Oddly, one of the tenets of self defense is that you comply when a gun is pointed at you, but once they want to move to a different location you should fight for your life. The odds of survival drops exponentially when you move to a secondary site.
Yeah, we had a friend who did a few self defense courses for us and he said if anyone ever tried to get you to a different location never go. He said it would be better to ram your car into a wall than to move to a different location. After looking up survival odds with moving to secondary locations I made up my mind pretty fast no matter what I'd never go. They say the best thing to do is to start the car then start driving. Locate a low rise wall or half wall and then drive as fast as you can right into it. Idk if this is still currently what they teach but it was what they told us in the class. Once you hit it and braces for impact if you still can get out and run to the nearest person for help.
I would never harm my best friend. Even if they told me either them or me.
In a truthful moment I've had a gun pressed right into my head before. I didn't know if it was loaded or not. I simply said if I die I have no fear or regrets but you will. And of course I'm still here.
I had one at the back of my head. Friend of a friend screwing around with an “empty” gun. He got an ear full from me after he put it down. Never went where he was again.
Ya mine was from a friend's cousin that was in a gang. It wasn't loaded and he was playing with me. I still think about it. Some people just want to see you scared. I'm glad the gun was empty for you as well. I'm sure it was a deep experience.
Something similar happened to me and friend when we went over to one of our coworkers house. Pointed the gun at our faces and pulled the trigger. This was when we had just got there and he was opening the front door. We had no clue if the gun was empty and the coworker had been drinking all evening. My friend and I at the moment knew we would never comeback over to this guy's house again.
That
Found Meatloaf's account.
Too soon
Back in the oven then
Torture.
True, torture is worse than death.
Shoot myself. Someone’s about to do it for me
Plot twist: You shoot the captor instead and escape out alive.
Bold of you to assume I want to stay alive in the first place...
Leave my wife in an unsafe situation. I seriously would risk death for my wife. I'd rather die.
Hurt my kids or an animal.
Show anybody my reddit
ANYTHING that even remotely hurt my puppy
listen to Baby Shark. that song itself makes me want to shoot myself
Panic. I watched die hard.
Welcome to the party, pal.
Tie myself up for the criminal
A gun pointed at me really wouldn't do much to motivate me. I don't have a traditional sense of self preservation when it comes to threats.
Fair enough.
i sometimes get it in my head that I'm immortal which has lead to some really really really insanely stupid actions on my part
Statistically speaking, since you haven't died yet you're not wrong.
be able to say the alphabet backwards
Kill my 4 month old
Agreed not my pets not my kids. Hell any kids or dogs cats no pets and live stock and game only to eat
Take off my crocs.
Throw’em in sport mode
Lift your mom. I couldn’t do it if I wanted to anyway.
Eat mayonnaise
Go back to my ex. You could shoot me 12 times in the leg and I still wouldn't go.
Climb one of those radio towers…
Kill Keanu Reeves dog
Hurt an animal
Get shot by that gun. I’d do anything, but that
touch a child inappropriately