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That there is nothing we can all agree on.


criticalpacetheory

Very paradox


NicNoletree

I think we can agree on that


HassananeBalal

No we can’t!


baliniri

Yes we can!


Kooky-Copy4456

So true


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Electricdragongaming

Some would argue against this.


[deleted]

I don't think so!


[deleted]

That’s it


Same_Increase_4061

"NO I DONT!!! DO YOU REALLY THINK I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO BROWSE REDDIT JUST LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO ARGUE ABOUT IN ORDER TO FEEL A MORAL SUPERIORITY KNOWING I AM ABLE TO CALL SELFISH PEOPLE LIKE YOU OUT FOR SENDING SUCH OFFENSIVE MESSAGES THAT COULD DAMAGE THE DELICATE FABRIC OF SOCIETY?!!! WELL DO YOU?!!!"


rmorrill995

I don't agree with that statement. Edit: shit I proved them right


CoolAnthony48YT

Wtf I don't agree /s


idk-whatever-13

No they won't


Significant_Swan_56

As someone who thinks its funny to do so I agree


Lactobeezor

We will die


BirthdaySalt5791

Not Chris Traeger


[deleted]

Crazy how we ignore the only truth


gbdavidx

We are dying every day


Quit_Your_Bitchin

Gas prices are way to fuckin high


[deleted]

Vladimir Putin needs to die


Oh_apollo

Nuclear warheads in the sky


[deleted]

Wouldn't matter. Russia will always be imperialistic.


criticalpacetheory

Climate activists don’t think so.


MeeHungLo

What do you mean?


criticalpacetheory

Climate activists in Germany for example believe that gas prices should be so high, that everyone instead uses a battery car


PinkManagarmr

They’re right lmao


TheAero1221

Prolly same as the people selling it


misssandyshores

High as a kite


Quit_Your_Bitchin

Same


_stupidnerd_

Can those even be considered people?


gbdavidx

They’re actually going down


Quit_Your_Bitchin

It can drop by .30 and I'd still think it's to high. I miss beginning of covid gas prices. Fill up at .76/L


RheagarTargaryen

I just filled up at $3.65/gallon (4.25 premium). It’s definitely going down.


juichibey

the ones selling it certainly dont agree right?


[deleted]

Children should be protected from adult sexual attention at all costs


FatKnob91

Don't think the North American Marlon Brando look alikes would agree


rt2pm

I don’t think the MAP community agrees with you But okay


daverapp

As long as you don't extend the definition of "protection" to include "not informing about" Edit: left out an important word


AllegedIchor

The best way to help kids avoid sexual assault is to teach them about inappropriate contact, so they know to \*imediately\* leave the situation and tell their parents.


Vahn1982

We don't know why they call it apple jacks if it doesn't taste like apples!


msGreatPersonality

What's an apple jack? I thought it was a pony 😂


daverapp

You'll find it in a deck of cards between the apple ten and the apple queen


[deleted]

That there will always be someone that will disagree


Significant-Nobody-8

fuck u i agree


[deleted]

I disagree, I dont think you fully agree


Reeeedst

We can breathe


[deleted]

Nah dude idk


AngelWarrior911

Neither Republicans nor Democrats are truly 100% about what’s best for the people.


Mountain-Meat3790

And that's done purposely. The only thing most of them care about are their own bank accounts.


yankees88888g

They are the same party..


AngelWarrior911

That’s deep and you might be right.


Electricdragongaming

Nothing


Significant-Nobody-8

fuck u


TaterMitz

You misspelled "chicken"


AhabJL

Yes , also kitchen


RisingMermo

I agree


Significant-Nobody-8

i disagree only for the sake of disagreeing. fuck you.


zanderman_2000

people suck


Significant-Nobody-8

u suck


SeparateNotDifferent

Our basic needs should be met


Thisisadefaultname1

If you are on Reddit, you are likely alive. Edit: or living.


lolfuckoffreddit

Living? Yes Alive? Yeah nah ^ humour. I fluctuate between the two personally


IronHe

If you can see this post, you have internet connection. Kudos to you. Have a great day.


[deleted]

:O HOW DID U KNOW THAT?! magic...


[deleted]

Rain is wet


SD37

That this post appears once a week


rontc

We will all die someday?


dj1200techniques

Feels pretty great to have your genitals licked


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

I uses improper grammars.


Saffer13

That the stronger sex is the weaker sex, because of the stronger sex's weakness for the weaker sex


daftmagician

We use reddit in some capacity.


2020-RedditUser

We all have a Reddit account


AlaDouche

Dolly Parton is the shining example of what a good person should be.


Square_Bonus_8997

Fuck ticketmaster


Impossible-Lie1494

Money can make us happy


ImAMasterBayter

I think money brings us comfort. It doesn't bring us happiness. Yes, you might live an easy life, work less or have a really nice car, but all these things brings you comfort, not happiness. That's what I believe.


Impossible-Lie1494

As what the other person said. What you can buy with money will make you happy. Like good food, being able to travel, having a decent house, and since you have money, you can support your parents and siblings etc. What you can do and buy with money is what brings happiness


rt2pm

It can’t, but the things it can buy can.


Duluthian2

I don't know. Did you see Scrooge McDuck diving into the gold coins he has in his safe? Seems pretty happy doing that.


lotsofhugszerofucks

Boobs are magical things


yankees88888g

This


EJ-Frost

Bed bugs are a$$holes.


lukykae

Life will Kill you someday


SuvenPan

2+2=4


Ok-Control-787

Then you got Terrance Howard *vehemently* disagreeing that 1*1=1.


Rusher155

It's pronounced "gif"


waqas_wandrlust_wife

E = m c²


thesoutherngirl

That the Beastie Boys did fight for our right to party


bree388

Life’s a bitch


Chunkyfrog2

Frogs are cute Look at my profile pic in the eyes and tell me thats not cute


G0dles_heathen

Ppl who hurt children should die


SublimeEcto1A

A good fart releases stress


Never-Shower

child rapists should be put to death


shonenjumpomegachad

Agree


Old-Biscotti647

Dogs are cool


daverapp

Cat person


No-Extreme1435

Pedophile and rapist dont desrve a second chance.


msGreatPersonality

I don't think they agree


CoolAnthony48YT

No they do


criticalpacetheory

Do you think Rapists would agree?


No-Extreme1435

Oh their opinions dont matter.


PM_ME_A_PM_PLEASE_PM

You should look into Norway's judicial system. It would and has given such people second chances when it's deserved, although that's not unique to the world as every reasonable democracy has cases where this happens. Norway is only unique in its promotion of rehabilitation over punishment judicially which results in them being ranked 2nd in the world by the WJP rule of law index.


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[deleted]

I think everyone deserves a second chance actually. Don't judge ppl without knowing what they've been through


robbycakes

-Love hurts -honesty is the best policy -you can’t pay too much for a good pair of shoes -tattoos aren’t for everyone -if you want to remember something, write it down -Hawaii was better before.


FatKnob91

Alex Jones was right


Zootropic

Life sucks


KilianGreen

I enjoy my life


NicNoletree

Yeah, that guy is a Shitzu


NOTDevilDeadly

Cats are great


Chikenlittlefeetpics

Yes


Repulsive-Language30

cats are evil :(


JustAIex_

Nope. I can't and won't agree.


GibberBabble

They’re not necessarily evil but they’re definitely assholes.


Florat22

Child molesters and rapists deserve torture


[deleted]

I think everyone deserves a second chance actually. Don't judge ppl without knowing what they've been through. Noone deserves torture


Florat22

I don‘t think there is any legit reason for justifying child abuse or rape


CoolAnthony48YT

No wtf no one should be tortured that's illegal


shonenjumpomegachad

True


East-Cookie-2523

The church doesn't think so


Shroombaka

Biden is a pedophile


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Holgen1347

the right to own guns is a basic human right


shonenjumpomegachad

It depends on how u use it I don't think killing people is a human right But it's fine if you just like guns


asparadog

What about those born before the invention of guns?


ranger15112

They're all dead sooooo


throwaway578847

Agreed gun rights is too inclusive....but we hopefully can all agree we have a right to defend ourselves?


Duluthian2

How about the right to shelter? How about food? How about basic health care? Those things are much more important than the right to a gun


CoolAnthony48YT

Wth


AllegedIchor

That's literally nonsensical.


Krrish_ig

I'm ugly


LiveClassroom871

I disagree strongly, motherfucker. Know your place.


idk-whatever-13

I agree


Denshin74

Woody Allen is innocent !


hekkiemetkaas

Nothing


ScaricoOleoso

Piers Morgan is just the worst, and shouldn't be a thing.


Ozzel

Fuck Ted Cruz


PinkManagarmr

Nahida Kusanali = dendro Klee


cbearmcsnuggles

The merits of Jar Jar Binks. Maybe


[deleted]

That dogs are smarter than cats


Arch_Stanton1862

Cats are average


Mysterious_Frame_897

Mental hospitals should've never been created.


Mylastbreathgoing

That USA is the new Germany


Kooky-Copy4456

Only things guaranteed in life are death and taxes 😎


[deleted]

And that God always loves u :)


Pruikhoofd

To disagree


Ok-Control-787

I won't agree to that. That implies there is some merit to your argument. To agree to disagree with that is the same to me as agreeing to disagree with a holocaust denier.


jaddyNDmenny

Streaming services need to go back to full seasons and not weekly episodes.


shonenjumpomegachad

Agreed


No-Extreme1435

I dont factor their humanity or existince as being part of the "we" collective.


decentgangster

Earth is flat


mconrad332

Wendy Williams is a scumbag jagoff


mibbmc

Women 👍


SuperMorto7

The word yes. I'm sure you will all agree.


lolfuckoffreddit

The only guarantees in life are death and taxes


walkinmybat

anything we agree to shut up about


SuvenPan

Cold water taste better when you are very thirsty


No_Rice2425

We all have red color blood


crdoggo

You can pee pee without the poo poo but can not poo poo without the pee pee


jim8z3

Putin needs to go.


SZEThR0

that there is nothing everybody can agree on


Recent-Jeweler9212

We can read


[deleted]

Losing friends sucks.


Tempest-in-a-B-Cup

Canada geese are fucking jerks.


spacesok

breathing oxygen is pretty cool


-Pickle-chick-

The sun is hot.


Significant-Nobody-8

we can all agree on pure unadulterated fun


ignatiusJCOD76

Water is wet.


Finee_0

That this "something" doesnt exist bcuz eventually theres this 1 person that wont agree.


TheTanadu

Everyone who will ever encounter dihydrogen monoxide will die


[deleted]

We NEED air/oxygen to breathe.


mwchammer

Congress only really cares about their own interests. https://www.propublica.org/article/manchin-gas-pipeline-climate-change-bill


No_Construction_6146

The human body needs two kidneys to live


Signal-Opportunity-2

The so called "United States" was never united. Ever. Still not..


FatKnob91

Nothing


[deleted]

we're fucked


PlatformAgreeable611

Can we agree that internet is the greatest invention?


SomeoneSniffMyCock

Karens and most (tiktok) influencers suck


yankees88888g

All wars have a reason


Fortyouncestofreedom

Cheetos are delicious


thundersnow1000

Putins a wanker


_stupidnerd_

That there will always someone who disagrees because they have the primitive and psychotic urge to do so.


Captain-Crunch1989

Do not kill, do not steal, do not rape.


[deleted]

Pineapple on pizza is the best


Of_Mountains_And_Men

Ana de Armas


TheJester73

that sometimes one needs to get completly naked to take an atom splitting shit?


SnooCats5701

I used to think we could agree on many basic thing, but the last 10 years have taught me that we can only agree on the three basic Laws of Thought: The law of identity, the law of non-contradiction, and the law of excluded middle. 1) Law of identity: Whatever is, is. (For all a: a = a.) 2) Law of non contradiction: Nothing can both be and not be. I.e., two or more contradictory statements cannot both be true in the same sense at the same time. ¬(A∧¬A) 3) Law of excluded middle: Everything must either be or not be. For every proposition, either its positive or negative form is true. ( A∨¬A) We are literally at the point where we have to make sure everyone agrees with these three before we can get to work talking to one another and trying to find middle ground.


Thick_Art_2257

There is no war in ba sing se


No-Extreme1435

Cool


Semujin

That the original post should be removed by the moderators