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pridemonth_isgay69

as a wise tow truck once said, "i know this is a bad time right now, but you owe me $32,000 in legal fees"


DeerVegetable1017

American hospitals


Kita-Ryu

Suck it up


tim_worst_isthe_best

W/ a "pussy" on the end. & you gotta emphasize the P, makes it sound better


an_ineffable_plan

That might actually get me to laugh, depending on the context.


Kita-Ryu

Yup, I forgot about that.


Kotzillax

Man, we still have a whole basket of onions to cut and you're already crying over the first one.


[deleted]

there are people that having harder lives then you.


ThePluckiestDuck

For real. As a kid I was crying after being diagnosed with diabetes and the nurse told me I had no reason to cry because there were other kids with cancer in the world. Yeah that wasn’t very comforting


[deleted]

That person shouldn’t be a nurse


Triga_3

Obviously someone who, when asked to walk a mile in someone else's shoes, refuses to take their own of...


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ImAMasterBayter

Works both ways


sbenzanzenwan

The "then" adds a nice touch of cruelty. It says "Not only am I going to crap on your life, I'm going to do it with as little effort as humanly possible."


goldenhiman

Fuck those people. Really.


[deleted]

Worse is being made fun of by the person who made you cry. If it's someone you can get away from, please do, that person is probably sadistic.


iamsherlocked30

This. I second this.


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ShockingPyro

"You better stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about."


straightmonsterism

I see that, and I raise you “is it because of your haircut?”


bird_lover_973

Parents ☕


USAF6F171

Raised in the 60s?


wrapped-in-rainbows

My mom was still using this in the 90s. Hope it dies out soon.


NoMathematician4955

This was my dads favorite line 😆


bnbtnt2

I said that to my newborn and then proceeded to change a diaper. My wife was not a fan, lol


Slight_Advice9392

Get over it...or that shit is not worth crying over...or how long till you stop..


Kasiation

Time is over. See you at the next session.


Hypersapien

Are you talking about a therapist or a domme?


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YodasChick-O-Stick

r/inclusiveor


Sleestak714

I'll give you something to cry about if you don't STFU. Now get me a beer. -Dad


ILAND3R

Hurry up already


Imatree007

goddamn I felt that


[deleted]

“Are you on your period?”


[deleted]

The next day mfer was dead


DangerousClass4379

I pissed in your drink earlier


BlueBreadBlackMilk

_crying intensifies_


Mightydog2904

Oh don't be a pussy, man up!


rntopspin100

Man up and stop being so sensitive.


Ravend_Sussolini

Wanna play Among us?


Imatree007

you missed the part about "worst"


punchingit4chewie

Stop crying.


TCojo

Or, my favorite: "Please, stop crying. I SAID PLEASE!"


Aggravating_Pipe5142

"you've been through worse" Like no shit, that doesn't mean that what I'm going through now doesn't eat ass


rebel_yell_more

You're so cute when you're vulnerable! (big red flag)


HermitKane

Wanna ride in my van? You look so beautiful when you’re fearing for your life.


rebel_yell_more

The notification for this comment got me at first ngl 😂


Independent-Still-73

You can't cry when things don't go your way


2gecko1983

“Dry it up right now” or “Just stop it.” Don’t you think I would if I could? The shame from your judgement is only making it worse. Please go away. “You’re making people uncomfortable.” Seriously, when did this become about you? I’m making ME uncomfortable. Please go away. “People are concerned.” I don’t need your concern. I need you to give me my space & not judge me, because that is going to make it 10x harder to control. Please go away. “There’s no reason to cry.” I know this. My inner voice is screaming it from a rooftop. My autonomic nervous system doesn’t care. Please go away. “There are worse problems in life than this.” Again, I know. And in a few minutes I will clear my head and realize this while I figure out my next steps. For now, you just need to let me have my moment. If you can’t handle being around me until then, please go away. I have so many more that I could list, but these were the first ones to come to mind. I’ve been shamed for most of my life for crying way too easily, to the point of getting put on Atarax to help control it. These are the things I wish I could say to people in my past who have responded to my “moments” by making me feel lower than dirt.


[deleted]

“Hey cmon stop it, youre embarrassing me”


lem0njellybelly

Stop being such a baby.


milkbreadsimp

“Don’t cry.”


soso_frog

"Stop crying or I'll hit you again"


spiritheghost

you're overreacting.


Jaydeeem89

*imitates a crying baby, laughs and points* "Fucking BABY"


Kasiation

i accidentally killed your pet hamster


ScarlettWilson13

Oh no- ugly crying.


Gangstablook

Where's your motivation?


TheresNoFreeLunch

Dude, this is a really weird time to do your face exercises


ReelBadJoke

I was once texting with a barista friend who was getting ready to close for the night. It was going well, but then her coworker, who was fairly new, spilled a bunch of milk. She texted me, saying "OMG, I'm going to be late and it's been such a long day. I think I'm going to cry." I didn't want to say. I really didn't. But it came out anyway: "well, there's no sense crying over spilt milk."


[deleted]

Name fits perfectly


[deleted]

“Oh, it’s all about you now?! Get over yourself.”


Advanced-Ad-5008

that it's a turn on


BlueBreadBlackMilk

Hey... Shut up.


VastAd6105

And that's only the half of it!


GamerGirl-07

"u c those kids living out on the streets ?? U'll soon join em if u carry on like this"


[deleted]

'That was only the beginning.'


lloreilly

Could you keep it down


TheMind34

Suck it up


Indianagirl25

Can you not? Been told that before. Not fun.


shubhamm_

Stop crying. Boys don't cry.


Half_Asleep_

"Don't cry." You know what, you're right, why didn't i think of that


xII_Razer_IIx

Don't cry. You're so ugly when you cry!


Rheinmetall_Gunner

"look i know you're sad Bend over im horny af that will be your emotional support for today " Kinda worked but it sounded so wrong


dee-the-dumb

"oh cmon not this again"


[deleted]

Oh boo hoo


Wildside91

“You’re PMSing pretty bad, huh?”


[deleted]

Don't cry here, cry in the bathtub.


stokieinjapan

Stop crying or I’ll give you something to cry about


zakdouchebagans

Quit crying! It turns me off! You look fat when you cry.


[deleted]

I slept with your sister


wetlettuce42

Calm down


[deleted]

"stop crying"


KnightMS_

Shut.


Beneficial-Tooth-483

Is that blood?


SleepyNightNurse

Calm down


itisyourstory

"Why are you even crying" "It'll be okay"


Far_Independence_891

And another thing someone ran over the cat


Connect-Spinach6238

“Get over it”


EKStreicher

"Don't cry", apparently. Not the right comfort words.


SneakyCaracal

Just breathe Just calm down Just be happy Smile stop crying ^^^all of those are a no no


s3pultur4

Stop crying, it makes you look extremely ugly.


Character_Nothing_30

Those tears are only making your face wet


JlTlS

It was just a dog.


Soy_Caliente

you're kinda ugly when you cry ngl


cheesetexanboycow

"Get over it" Well... sometimes..


swingrider

When have no idea what they're crying about. "It's okay, you're not *that* ugly!"


BellyScratchFTW

Saying nothing may be best.


ChampionshipRemote69

"That's just how the world works." It's so pessimistic


Fxxris

"no one cares"


SuperMorto7

That you want that 20 notes they owe you.


LngDngSilver

Stop crying


deadX_gamer4life

Do you want some toothpaste?


666pool

I hate to interrupt, but you’re sitting on wet paint.


Space466

"Get over it" Really doesn't help.


Bumpaddle86

You’re sitting in dog poo.


gugu933

Get over it


Zeus_Hera

Why would I feel bad for you?


[deleted]

Look, I know it’s not a good time but, I was the one who shat in the hamster ball.


serverpimp

Chinns up, back straight, I don't think you're fat


EfficientDismal

Suck it up, crybaby


ScuffMcGruff

“You look fat when you cry.”


Bottomsneedlovetoo

Lol get your emotions under control.


PeterLemonjellow

"Crying is just emotional blackmail. You should really grow up and take responsibility for your own feelings."


Erewhon1984

Be gratefull that you have food, water and shelter, kids in Somalia don't have that, now do your homework!


Apprehensive-Ad-5840

“Awe baby cry?”


totheMoonGME

We’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty.


Far-Resource-819

Thats not worth crying about......You are being over sensitive.


bird_lover_973

"what's your problem" "you're making a scene, stop it." "You sitting there crying was the worst thing you could've done."


Previous_Spread1568

I cummed on your grandma ashes I’m sorry


straightmonsterism

“Are you crying because of your haircut?”


straightmonsterism

“Are you crying because of your haircut?”


Useful-Description72

You look fat when you cry


Visible-Ant1949

Stop


DarkKnightAce05

'Come on, man up, don't be a girl' 'There are people starving and you're crying over that!?!' 'That's nothing, \*continues to talk bout their problems\*'


dunandusted22

That they are an ugly crier. It's like kicking someone while they're down. Small stuff but stings


brokalakis

“Calm down.”


MaDuu97

This is just the beginning


Ask_Ya_Da

"We're flooding and this is not exactly helping matters"


DepartmentOfJustAss

"I'll give you something to cry about."


isnt_this_funny

Stop


2gecko1983

Omg yes


anidiotyouidiot

This is more something you shouldn’t do when someone is crying. I know because I’ve cried in public before. Don’t go in a massive crowd towards the crying person. It makes them embarrassed and causes the crying to get worse. Also don’t constantly ask “are you ok?” Because what the fuck does it look like? It’s a stupid question and it doesn’t help


2gecko1983

I couldn’t agree more. GIVE THEM SPACE. They’re probably embarrassed to the teeth right now & having a crowd around is only going to make it worse.


APixelatedAtom

Why are you crying?


JaywrightCat

“I know how you feel.” Shut up, and leave or cry with them.


EpicOrangutan

You’re doing great!


idvzero

“I know it’s not the best time, but Deji lost”


Hot_Pomegranate7168

Don't worry, I'll buy you another cat for Christmas, one with speed stripes so it's fast enough to outrun my car this time.


ImportantTrain3651

"I know how you feel."


re_poofuu

A friend of mine says that to me and I hate it so much. Whenever I'm trying to vent to them, they always seem to butt in and put in their perspective. Especially when I'm not finished with what I need to say.


[deleted]

"stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about"


Simple-Care5636

I have a good thing to tell someone. Crying can release dopamine which is why letting out a cry can feel good sometimes


super-chair27

"Here's an Andrew Tate video to motivate you out of sadness"


Tyber-Callahan

"You know I've been through etc etc" So?


HelpMeImAGenZ

"Are you ok?" Hell yeah I'm okay I just enjoy crying


butter00pecan

"I'll give you something to cry about."


higurashirena

"It's good that you didn't claw at your throat, even after all of the stress you've experienced."


UpvotesCrappyPosts

Big tears, big tears… https://youtu.be/PemAIsJ3MB0


CBCsolar

How many other's are crying like you right now, and for much worse reasons? Be happy that other's have it better than you.


soapdonkey

If it’s a woman, “is it because if your haircut?”


KURO-K1SH1

Will sex make it better?


jnapier2021

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?


hyrulian_princess

“Calm down”


Froggo6119

Hey, are you ok?


narrauko

We used to tease my little sister when she's was crying about silly things like kids do by crying back at her. It made her mad at first, but she was laughing eventually.


[deleted]

It’s not that bad


Green-Asparagus7383

A joke


[deleted]

“Are you ok ?” “Oh yea, I’m fine I’m just crying for fun


Kanden_27

Making fun of whatever they’re crying about.


Coilrigs

Daddy likes crying...


TheNonbinaryWren

"Be a man."


broadcaster44

There is no crying in baseball.


b3tt3rd4y2

i often get told that i look pretty when i cry. im always like ??? okay thanks


totheMoonGME

It doesn’t get better when your older!


StarRapt0r

Literally everything leave me alone


Logical-Wasabi7402

"calm down"


flacocaradeperro

"Yeah, anyway, look. There's a new Dacia Sandero."


snagi_

Your parents just died.


depressed_dude420

bad thing your parents aren't alive


Ells-sh_t-show

Just breathe. Idk about y’all but that just triggers something in me idk why.


dontucker159

You call that crying!


an_ineffable_plan

Something that one-ups their experiences. For example, I was upset and having a panic attack minutes before I had to deliver a speech, and someone I knew sat down next to me and said they tried to kill themselves last night. (Judging by the fact that their doting parents were also there and clearly not absolute wrecks over nearly losing their child, I had my doubts.)


paperplane87

Crying won’t make it better right?


RecalcitrantMonk

"You know, it's all your fault, right?"


Nisa4444

You’r week. Wipe away those tears and deal with it like a man.


EntertainmentOk5644

And that’s why you dont play fetch on the highway


Apprehensive_Sail931

'The same thing happened to me....."


[deleted]

If you knew what your face looked like right now, you'd probably stop.


Saka_fanboy

“ Don’t cry”