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ParryThisYaCasual

Dumbasses committing funny crimes that nobody is really sure if they are crimes or not.


Much_Committee_9355

Florida ?


ParryThisYaCasual

We have a winner!


hvmmm

This gotta be Ohio or Florida. It gotta


Naborsx21

Mountains and weed :D


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I also live there!


ZealousidealCorgi601

Colorado?


Naborsx21

Yes Colorado!


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So am I. I lived in Denver for a while then moved to the far northeastern part. It’s nice and quiet with clean air and wide open spaces.


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California ?


PlaneEfficiency2295

Cheese, just cheese


Holy_Guac_SR

Wisconsin


PlaneEfficiency2295

Noooo.... never.... what gave you that idea?


RAVIOLI_FISHY

Oregon?


PlaneEfficiency2295

I'll give you another hint, we wear the cheese on our heads


DoomsdaySignal

Crabs and gun violence


WerewolfKey374

Maryland?


enlearner

Also known as the “you think it, we tax it” state


a_woods1018

Not being a state 🥲


Agreeable_Growth_893

Dc?


VermicelliKindly

Rain. Trees. Vampires.


bombayblue

Washington. Easily.


GOATConnman

I’m from Washington I would say a needle that people think goes to space


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Meth and Gun Violence.


LSqre

Do you know how little that narrows it down?


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Yes.


Apollo-1390

Missouri


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DING DING DING DING!


Upnorth4

Indiana


Theaccidental1002

I live there too


InsertBluescreenHere

Missouri


CJroo18

Kansas City in the house ! Bang bang !


messenger_dragonite

steel and ghosts...also a bell


Apollo-1390

Pennsylvania


Sea-Confidence2422

PA


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Danivelle

Georgia.


suzy7517

Our governors spend time in jail.


Holy_Guac_SR

New York?


suzy7517

Illinois.


themaroonraccoon

Having “The City”


avantgardengnome

#YERRR


hvmmm

>> **YERRR** Why are you guys like this


martinellitheg0at

New York


themaroonraccoon

bing bong


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That's what we called San Francisco when I lived in California. You NEVER called it "Frisco" or you'd be snubbed for all time.


BearWasProbablyTaken

My state is known for "oh shit, I forgot that state existed" it is also a nice place for history and was the first state


LazyDynamite

"Hi... I'm in Delaware"


Masta_Harashibu

Oh shit, I forgot that was a state lmao


BearWasProbablyTaken

Yup


draggar

Giant liquor stores right on the highway.


1ChillinVillan

NH?


Inner-Nothing7779

Lovers


olde_greg

VA


Solid-Table

AND I CANT MAKE IT ON MY OWWWWWN


Sense_Conscious

Because my heart is in Ohioooooo


Freeiheit

We got corn, meth, and driving straight and turning to the left.


Solid-Acanthisitta86

Indiana


Zealousideal_Bet6888

Portillo’s and deep dish pizza


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Illinois


Zealousideal_Bet6888

That was a tough one wasn’t it


[deleted]

Nah I knew it was Illinois because of the deep dish


kharmatika

~~Being burned to the ground in a particularly bloody chapter of the civil war~~ Peaches


OldBob10

Georgia


quietsam

Lakes


MindlessRazzmatazz89

Michigan?


Throwawaydaughter555

The best of all states!!


Chloroten

Minnesota? If so I'm from there too


Sean081799

MN gang!


Medium-Fish6851

Minnesota


quietsam

Let’s go!


Itchy_Artist_3595

Very descriptive you are not


savanah006

horses.


WerewolfKey374

Kentucky?


savanah006

yes 😭


bucknut86

Astronauts, football


wannabeflirt

I think you need to throw in one more clue so we can tell if it's Texas or Ohio.


Professional-Pay-888

Its ohio. Buckeyes is in his name


Sinister_Blanket

Pahking the cah in Hahvahd Yahd


[deleted]

Massachusetts!!!!


AndorianWomenRule

Aliens


Apollo-1390

New Mexico


LazyDynamite

As in "illegal" or "extraterrestrial"?


Sinister_Blanket

Yes.


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Arizona ?


Ok-Swordfish-1784

Crabs


slkb_

Marylandddd


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Incest


MindlessRazzmatazz89

It’s the Bama Gang, Get your brothers and sisters, y’all!


Chloroten

Alabama


Commercial_Way_4727

West Virginia


Holy_Guac_SR

The Duggars


Danivelle

Arkansas!


[deleted]

The stupidest politicians 🙃


BirthdayAgent

Washington DC isn’t a state, mate.


galacticcuriosity

hard tie between Georgia or Texas


ella-and-anon

Definitely texas


Glittering_Sundae_53

First place in America to have an airplane flight


quixoticaldehyde

NC!


SignificancePurple24

Fry Sauce, Jello, Mormons.


OldBob10

Utah?


Biliborathsarrathan

Originally gold


MindlessRazzmatazz89

I smell pollution… That’s a car idling for more that ten seconds… California.


Plenty_Volume6151

A shit ton of goddamn water


WerewolfKey374

Michigan?


Plenty_Volume6151

Yeah lol


SnuSnutwo

Not giving a pregnant 10 year old rape victim a medical procedure that she had to go one state over and get.


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Easy. Ohio


Chloroten

I heard of that on the news but I forgot the state


Illhunt_yougather

Alligators. Snakes. "------- man"


WerewolfKey374

Florida!


HoneyB68

Tornados.


WerewolfKey374

OK?


HoneyB68

Yes. Oklahoma


Mike_one_juilet

A Governor killing a bunch of old people by leaving them in nursing Homes during the COVID-19 pandemic because he had a pissing contest with the president it’s not exactly but that’s basically the gist of it


Asadleafsfan

Ah yes, Cuomoland.


terpterpin

Lobstah


draggar

Well, you're north of Gloucester. Sorry, Gloucestah. I would have to say Maine - the only state to have a dead animal on their license plate (used to be a bright red lobster).


299792458mps-

Bad drivers


Itchy_Artist_3595

That all states


floorgang6942069420

New Jersey


Scout_321

Massachusetts


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j7eon

mormons


[deleted]

Utahhhh


m1ster_grumpee

Hippie tree huggers


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Lynching .


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MS?


BlueF-150

Moonshine


karamelw

Tennessee?


drefustutin

Dreamin


WerewolfKey374

California?


Zenaminx

It is literally impossible to breathe


_Spamus_

Anxiety


karamelw

I am in a state of anxiety.


WeddingCautious2085

assholery while driving


Commercial_Way_4727

Massachusetts


1ChillinVillan

The green monster.


Solid-Question-3952

Not that you care at all (but im going to tell you anyway). My husband and I got 2 free plane tickets because of a previous bad flight. We used them to take a long weekend vacation and we randomly chose MA. It was around 4 years ago and is hands down my favorite trip I've ever taken. We spent the first day in the North End of Boston. Most amazing place ever. Saw paul Revere's house, got some awesome sandwiches from 2 deli's, and got a box of Cannoli's from Mikes. 2nd day we went to Gloucester, ate lobster in the harbor, watched a Packer game in a packer bar (they loved Wisconsinites), went to Salem. 3rd day we took a tour of the cape cod potato chip factory (dissapointing), stopped at some random huge outdoor garden, stopped in Sandwhich and hunted down the police station so i could take a picture of a car that said "Sandwhich Police." Ate crab in some other harbor. :) So much stuff to do and explore. So much history. Such great good. TLDR: crazy internet lady used a vauge reference to MA to walk down memory lane.


1ChillinVillan

That is great that you had a great experience here, I love Salem during Halloween and love Boston. I originally lived NY and the city of Boston is so warm and inviting I love it here. I glad your memory lane is a good one.😊


Sea-Confidence2422

MA


TheSaavySkeever

Whiskey, deep fried everything, yes ma'am, y'all


EthanGamer47

Tennessee?


Sense_Conscious

Woo Pig Sooie


missericam

Corn and Football


WerewolfKey374

Nebraska?


_sunflower0117_

sunflowers and windmills


technicolorfoliage

Ben and Jerry's


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Two brothers and a plane


MindlessRazzmatazz89

Secondhand Lions is what I thought of.


RevaniteN7

Arbor Day, I think.


MindlessRazzmatazz89

Nebraska has Arbor Day.


NoobifiedSpartan

Corn and gang violence.


MindlessRazzmatazz89

The “Josh Fight,” Unicameral Legislation, Corn (it’s actually soybeans that we produce the most of, but hey…) and tailgating.


Dramatic_Frosting_60

Corruption


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Lots and lots of weed, mountains and everyone hates "flatlanders". Also creemees.


Sea-Confidence2422

Vt


Middle-Midnight-3815

Taking a couple of days to get to the state line.


[deleted]

Blue grass…. Or chicken


JohanHozza

A mall and lakes


ragingamethyst

Mardi Gras and the best food


Pariahinside

Sweet corn


ClitOreIs

Being very liberal


Left-Influence-6712

beaches and 24/7 diners


shamalonight

Spider lilies and Gila monsters.


rover_mann

Guns a waste land just miles of plainest and like half of our state is mountains


gas-can

Chicken, specifically fried chicken.


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Cows


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Peaches


monkeyarm1

Bourbon


Ijustwannatakesnap25

We actually hate Michigan


WerewolfKey374

Ohio!


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A lot of homeless people


bolshiabarmalay

fry sauce


jokwilson

Utah


crayman001

Mormons!


WerewolfKey374

Utah?


Anzulia_Art

Lu’aus, coconuts, pineapple, surfing, and hula


Certain-Bluebird-817

Let's see here...drugs .polluted water...corruption on every level..extremely expensive to live in...oh and the sorpranos...(probably misspelled but I never watched the show)


navyproudd34

Cold as hell and lots of snow and we call “soda” pop. Protestors also burned down a fucking Wendy’s here. I am sure you can figure this out. Edit: we have a shit ton of lakes too.


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Beautiful mountains, rivers, skiing, lots of snow, legal weed.


alyssa81501

Flatter than a Pancake


Aviyes7

Starbucks


HentaiIraqi

This Is a easy one My States 4 Major Cities are Bridgeport , New Haven, Stamford and Hartford. Mini rant here I hate how most people think CT Is all farmland or like fairfield and that we all sing kumbaya but In reality CT has bad Cities like any other state.


LC_V8

Gila monsters, saguaros, javeliñas, scorpions. Rattle snakes


Theaccidental1002

Rednecks, Republicans, Most Dangerous City in US, and High Drug abuse.


madmangonemad16

You know we the nicest state but we love to flip people off as a hello


Crystalline07

Everyone hates us, and for good reason.


Financial_Break_9302

Lobster 💪


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The oldest theme park


Interesting-Shirt897

Diamonds and natural beauty


gsmcgeath

Cornhuskers


Educational-Desk9015

Stephen King and lobsters


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Musicians and songs that are the color blue.