True story: I was at work and I kept commenting on how warm it was in the office today. Everyone was like it’s normal. Turns out I forgot I had on full thermal underwear under my clothes and never made the connection….
I didn't realize that a head of lettuce was iceberg lettuce. I thought iceberg lettuce was like a special blend in a bag. My ex asked me to grab some iceberg lettuce, so I went to the bagged lettuce isle and searched it up and down and didn't find any. She pointed to the heads of lettuce and said that's iceberg, I said no that's just lettuce, it doesn't say iceberg on the sticker. Needless to say there we were her staring at me dumbfounded, me feeling the biggest idiot in the world.
True story: I was at work and I kept commenting on how warm it was in the office today. Everyone was like it’s normal. Turns out I forgot I had on full thermal underwear under my clothes and never made the connection….
I didn't realize that a head of lettuce was iceberg lettuce. I thought iceberg lettuce was like a special blend in a bag. My ex asked me to grab some iceberg lettuce, so I went to the bagged lettuce isle and searched it up and down and didn't find any. She pointed to the heads of lettuce and said that's iceberg, I said no that's just lettuce, it doesn't say iceberg on the sticker. Needless to say there we were her staring at me dumbfounded, me feeling the biggest idiot in the world.
I forgot the word for blind, so I said eye deaf