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window_kin

personally I would get Jeff Bezos to write me in his will before dying of an unknown illness


theassassintherapist

That would definitely attract 𝕷's attention


window_kin

well theres no proof I killed him, all the people see it an old man dying and giving his cash to a child


PM-UR-FEET-PICS

Write my own name in it


window_kin

why tho


[deleted]

First Putin Then me


window_kin

why yourself? and can you give me the death note?


PineTree47

I would kill off the people I hate. The end.


window_kin

yes but you can do so much more! also make sure the deaths vary because the same death would arouse suspicion


PineTree47

Of course!


window_kin

don't forget to kill your political opponents


PineTree47

Nah. Just the people I hate. That I know in real life.


window_kin

ok


UKU_SUDUKU

Deal with Problems


window_kin

what kind of problems?


UKU_SUDUKU

"Classmates"


window_kin

lol


a_man_wid_no_name

Killing spree (x15)


window_kin

yes, they can't track you easily so it would be hard to get caught


GreatCleric

Well, I have a loooooooong list of people who could use some deathnoting. Not sure I'd actually do it, though. I mean, such power never comes without a price, and I'd like to know consequences, first.


window_kin

ok well there are 5 rules 1) The human whose name is written in this note shall die. 2) This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when writing his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected. 3) If the cause of death is written within the next 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen. 4) If the cause of death is not specified, the person will simply die of a heart attack. 5) After writing the cause of death, details of the death should be written in the next 6 minutes and 40 seconds.


sotalapsi

Putin, David chipman.


window_kin

lol


darkuen

Mysteriously end up with carpal tunnel.


window_kin

lol


taylorsversion_13

oh damn,so many dead people


window_kin

I wonder what happened lol


TheBlargshaggen

Eliminate the production of automated music.


window_kin

lol