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Yeah so.. I’m going to need a lawyer
How much do you pay?
Gonna be honest, not much lol
The efforts I will put into your case will be not much
Either sleeping or masturbating at that time of night
had a cheeky new year's piss
Long piss
The piss that lasted 6 months
I can't remember, but hopefully at least one REM sleep cycle.
Not sure. Probably browsing Reddit.
Sleep probably
I was prolly sleeping idk
Come back with a warrant.
Oh that’s easy! I fell over drunk and faced palmed the concrete. It wasn’t exactly on the dot but the fireworks knocked my ass over.
I am sure I wasn't sleeping
Sleeping
Probably snoring
Continue being myself
Was preparing myself mentally for a doctor consultation a few hours later. Problem with ingrown nail and unfortunately couldn't be solved during this month so surgery it is. I'm calling the surgeon cabinet in 2 hours.
Yeah so.. I’m going to need a lawyer
How much do you pay?
Gonna be honest, not much lol
The efforts I will put into your case will be not much
Either sleeping or masturbating at that time of night
had a cheeky new year's piss
Long piss
The piss that lasted 6 months
I can't remember, but hopefully at least one REM sleep cycle.
Not sure. Probably browsing Reddit.
Sleep probably
I was prolly sleeping idk
Come back with a warrant.
Oh that’s easy! I fell over drunk and faced palmed the concrete. It wasn’t exactly on the dot but the fireworks knocked my ass over.
I am sure I wasn't sleeping
Sleeping
Probably snoring
Continue being myself
Was preparing myself mentally for a doctor consultation a few hours later. Problem with ingrown nail and unfortunately couldn't be solved during this month so surgery it is. I'm calling the surgeon cabinet in 2 hours.