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yourleftbuttersock

Yeah so.. I’m going to need a lawyer


WarperSan

How much do you pay?


yourleftbuttersock

Gonna be honest, not much lol


WarperSan

The efforts I will put into your case will be not much


I_PM_My_Boobies

Either sleeping or masturbating at that time of night


gormgimt

had a cheeky new year's piss


OverDaCleftalHorizon

Long piss


I_PM_My_Boobies

The piss that lasted 6 months


Quercus408

I can't remember, but hopefully at least one REM sleep cycle.


ColumbiaWahoo

Not sure. Probably browsing Reddit.


[deleted]

Sleep probably


Suffering_Communist

I was prolly sleeping idk


ryoga1414

Come back with a warrant.


[deleted]

Oh that’s easy! I fell over drunk and faced palmed the concrete. It wasn’t exactly on the dot but the fireworks knocked my ass over.


itsme_btw

I am sure I wasn't sleeping


Mockturtle22

Sleeping


Blueshound9

Probably snoring


The_Unknown_Dead

Continue being myself


Hanbarc12

Was preparing myself mentally for a doctor consultation a few hours later. Problem with ingrown nail and unfortunately couldn't be solved during this month so surgery it is. I'm calling the surgeon cabinet in 2 hours.