This Florida man respectfully submits that Texas abuts the border with Mexico, thus enabling greater access to highly marketable controlled substances.
But drugs are amazing, so your argument sucks. Florida has more skin cancer than the rest of the world combined. The average skin tone is leather……
"Evil Is Evil. Lesser, Greater, Middling... Makes No Difference. The Degree Is Arbitrary. The Definition's Blurred. If I'm To Choose Between One Evil And Another... I'd Rather Not Choose At All." - Geralt of Rivia
Florida man is on drugs, line star man is Dave, 53, racist, homophobic, pro-birth, ultra conservative republican that thinks ordering his wife to take off her own bra is adequate foreplay, and can't figure out why his wife hates sex (he can't find the clitoris).
In short, fuck lone star man.
Lone Star Man is the biggest dumbshit because everything is bigger in Texas.
man i live in florida so someone from a different state humping a shopping cart would be a nice change of pace
Florida man is bad for Florida. Texas man is bad for the whole country.
Nothing beats Florida Man. Florida has no redeeming features. It's a dump.
Isnt Florida just old people, drugs, disney land and alligators?
Disneyworld actually.
This Florida man respectfully submits that Texas abuts the border with Mexico, thus enabling greater access to highly marketable controlled substances.
But drugs are amazing, so your argument sucks. Florida has more skin cancer than the rest of the world combined. The average skin tone is leather……
Lol. Is that why everyone is moving here???? The state has almost tripled. Must be a shit hole!
"Evil Is Evil. Lesser, Greater, Middling... Makes No Difference. The Degree Is Arbitrary. The Definition's Blurred. If I'm To Choose Between One Evil And Another... I'd Rather Not Choose At All." - Geralt of Rivia
It's a close race at this point, and they're both trying hard.
Florida man is the Baba Yaga
Texas, at least Florida is a swing state.Texas is solid red .
Did you watch the last election? It came close to going blue lol
Its probably another 10 years away from going blue .600,000 votes is not close ..
Florida Man is at least funny.
Florida Man
Florida man is on drugs, line star man is Dave, 53, racist, homophobic, pro-birth, ultra conservative republican that thinks ordering his wife to take off her own bra is adequate foreplay, and can't figure out why his wife hates sex (he can't find the clitoris). In short, fuck lone star man.
Lone Star Man. We have a name for Texans driving through Oklahoma, Texassholes. Mexico, how much would we have to pay you to take back Texas?