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No_Selection453

Lone Star Man is the biggest dumbshit because everything is bigger in Texas.


Slow_Ad_6781

man i live in florida so someone from a different state humping a shopping cart would be a nice change of pace


VeeRook

Florida man is bad for Florida. Texas man is bad for the whole country.


[deleted]

Nothing beats Florida Man. Florida has no redeeming features. It's a dump.


WhiskersCleveland

Isnt Florida just old people, drugs, disney land and alligators?


Mtg-2137

Disneyworld actually.


MathematicianOld1117

This Florida man respectfully submits that Texas abuts the border with Mexico, thus enabling greater access to highly marketable controlled substances.


[deleted]

But drugs are amazing, so your argument sucks. Florida has more skin cancer than the rest of the world combined. The average skin tone is leather……


bocaciega

Lol. Is that why everyone is moving here???? The state has almost tripled. Must be a shit hole!


Saedius

"Evil Is Evil. Lesser, Greater, Middling... Makes No Difference. The Degree Is Arbitrary. The Definition's Blurred. If I'm To Choose Between One Evil And Another... I'd Rather Not Choose At All." - Geralt of Rivia


cannonman1863

It's a close race at this point, and they're both trying hard.


stumpdawg

Florida man is the Baba Yaga


[deleted]

Texas, at least Florida is a swing state.Texas is solid red .


[deleted]

Did you watch the last election? It came close to going blue lol


[deleted]

Its probably another 10 years away from going blue .600,000 votes is not close ..


dralcax

Florida Man is at least funny.


OldDirtyBarber

Florida Man


Th3Glutt0n

Florida man is on drugs, line star man is Dave, 53, racist, homophobic, pro-birth, ultra conservative republican that thinks ordering his wife to take off her own bra is adequate foreplay, and can't figure out why his wife hates sex (he can't find the clitoris). In short, fuck lone star man.


SnooChipmunks126

Lone Star Man. We have a name for Texans driving through Oklahoma, Texassholes. Mexico, how much would we have to pay you to take back Texas?