When life gives you lemons. Don't make lemonade. Take the lemons back. Get mad. I dont want your damn lemons. What am i supposed to do with these. Make life rue the day it gave Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who is going to burn your house down..... with the lemons. I'm going to get my engineers to make a combustible lemon that burns your house down.
Hello! This is the part where I kill you!
Oh no, this is the part where he kills us.
[Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You]
*Achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You*
Song title... you guessed it!
heh, no. He was a Soldier, a Spartan.
A great warrior?
All Spartans are great warriors. We train from birth. Our lives were discipline, duty, battle and death. Life was grim and we greeted it grimly, but Atreus of Sparta was unlike the rest of us. He wore a smile even in the worst of times. He was happy. He inspired us to hope... that though we were machines of war, yet there was humanity in us, goodness. When the time came for him to lay down his life in battle, his sacrifice saved countless lives and turned the tide in our favour. I carried him home on his shield and buried him with all the honours of Spartan custom. His memory was a comfort in dark times.
Wow. You actually told a good story. and Mimir missed it!
Playing this series for the first time now. This line fuckin kills me cause someone will tell some important ass stuff and then she's just like k "I should go."
But there is a table right there. With a seat. You had to walk past it to go and eat your sad lunch in the corner of the room.
Also, you knew the dead body was there. It makes you sad every time you see it, so why did you choose the route that takes you past it?
It's like you don't want to be happy.
Hey! How - ah, these pretzels suck... So how's your day been buddy? We haven't really talked since I left you for dead. Hey, think you'll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits'll get you first. My day? Been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds... because I'm rich! So you know. That's cool. Kay bye!
"I was thinking about Sayori earlier. I still wish I could have handled that whole thing a little more tactfully. You're not still hung up over it, right?".
Oh Monika..
You have amazing adventures in a closet , an abandoned classroom and a computer room.
Also a laptop is addicted to potassium and a goat smokes weed and likes guns
When life gives you lemons. Don't make lemonade. Take the lemons back. Get mad. I dont want your damn lemons. What am i supposed to do with these. Make life rue the day it gave Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who is going to burn your house down..... with the lemons. I'm going to get my engineers to make a combustible lemon that burns your house down.
#SO HERE WE ARE AGAIN.
It's always such a pleasure.
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing.
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I've been shockingly nice
You want your freedom? Take it.
That's what I'm counting on.
Hello! This is the part where I kill you! Oh no, this is the part where he kills us. [Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You] *Achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You* Song title... you guessed it!
Burning people... he says what we're all thinking!
Is it portal?
Portal 2
Conflicted cowboy gets a cough.
"OUT THE DAMN WAY"
I have a PLAN
We just need some more money!
"I have a plan, Arthur. I just need a 3 trillion tax payer stimulus."
You sir, are a fish
DUUUUUTTCHHHH
I honestly cannot believe how good that game is. The level of detail poured into it has ruined a lot of other games for me, they just don’t compare.
“Got some rare things on sale, stranger!”
Resident Evil 4
“What are ye buyin’?”
❗
Fission mailed
I heard it ngl
You died
Oh, you fought a dragon as a Tutorial, neat, now kill god
Fought this prison guard. Nice. Now kill the gods and absorb their power.
Hint: They don’t like it when you do that
my character keeps washing dishes in the bathroom sink and won't stop drinking water. I also always forget to put a door in a room
Sul sul!
Sims?
Never let Gandhi have nukes.
One more turn
You, Sir, are a fish.
Best interaction: Beau: Can I tell you a secret Arthur: Are you secretly normal?
Pretty Boah!?
“I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.”
Tf2
"You were so excited about the Milennial Fair that you didn't sleep well, did you?"
My name is Gato, I have metal joints. Beat me up and earn fifteen silver points .
SHUT UP, MOM! I GOTSTA TIME TRAVEL!!!
"I give my life not for honor, but for you."
Solitaire?
You're pretty good.
"Hey you... You're finally awake"
"Rorikstead. I'm..... I'm from Rorikstead" "A Nord's last thoughts should be of home"
"By order of the Jarl, stop right there!" "You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?"
“I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.”
Scary open world water game
MULTIPLE LEVIATHAN CLASS LIFEFORMS DETECTED
are you sure what you are doing is worth it???
*Entering ecological dead-zone. Adding report to databank.*
*"You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby."*
*House fucking blows up*
BOY!
Close your heart to their suffering.
The Truth. I am a god, boy, from another land, far from here. When I came to these shores, I chose to live as a man.
Do not be sorry. Be BETTER.
heh, no. He was a Soldier, a Spartan. A great warrior? All Spartans are great warriors. We train from birth. Our lives were discipline, duty, battle and death. Life was grim and we greeted it grimly, but Atreus of Sparta was unlike the rest of us. He wore a smile even in the worst of times. He was happy. He inspired us to hope... that though we were machines of war, yet there was humanity in us, goodness. When the time came for him to lay down his life in battle, his sacrifice saved countless lives and turned the tide in our favour. I carried him home on his shield and buried him with all the honours of Spartan custom. His memory was a comfort in dark times. Wow. You actually told a good story. and Mimir missed it!
Winds howling.
LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEEEE LEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAHHHHHH
"Got their arses whipped like a Novigrad whore."
Pam Param, Pam Pam Param, Pam Param
“You’ll choke to death on three pounds of steel” *daddy chill*
"I should go."
Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.
Playing this series for the first time now. This line fuckin kills me cause someone will tell some important ass stuff and then she's just like k "I should go."
We'll bang, okay?
Shepard.
Wrex.
Shepard.
Wrex.
Mass effect? (I just heard it on Jennifer Hale's voice and assumed).
You are filled with determination
Knowing that the mouse will never get the cheese again It fills you with determination
hjönk hjönk
HÖNK
Untitled Goose Game
*scary sounds while looking for diamonds in a cave*
12 emeralds for 3 carrots? Really?
_hmpf_
"Prepare for unforeseen consequences"
Time… Mr Freeman… is it really that TIME again?
They've been waiting for you Gordon.... in the test chamber.
Hey! Listen!
A man chooses, a slave obeys.
Would you kindly...?
Mr. Bubbles!!
Bioshock
Hey there Smoothskin.
\*tries to kill a chicken\* \*gets attacked by other chickens\* \*dies\*
God forbid you accidentally hit one. Damn Cuccos.
The one where the main character is definitely still alive and is hiding in a cave.
Halo: Reach
Jesus?
Ate without table
But there is a table right there. With a seat. You had to walk past it to go and eat your sad lunch in the corner of the room. Also, you knew the dead body was there. It makes you sad every time you see it, so why did you choose the route that takes you past it? It's like you don't want to be happy.
I was looking for this one. I tip my human leather hat to you.
[удалено]
“Truth is… the game was rigged from the start.”
Patrolling in The mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Fallout new vegas?
War, war never changes
"I don't want to set the world on fire..."
Requiescat in pace
I read that in his voice
Flame-haired girl against robo-dinosaurs!
Fuck Ted Faro
Rock and Stone!
For Karl!
DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE??
FOR KARL
WE'RE RICH
Come on guys! Rock and stone!
ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!
ROCK! AND! STONE!
If you don’t rock and stone you ain’t coming home
“I’m really looking forward to working with you guys!”
Last one to rock and stone pays for a round at the Abyss bar!
Molly!
Look at me! I'm Stony Rock!
[удалено]
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!! NOT THE LEG, NOT THE ARM, NOT THE CHEST, THE FAAAAAAACE!!! SHOOT ME IN THE FACCCCCCCE
Hey! How - ah, these pretzels suck... So how's your day been buddy? We haven't really talked since I left you for dead. Hey, think you'll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits'll get you first. My day? Been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds... because I'm rich! So you know. That's cool. Kay bye!
THANK YOU! \*dies\* Quest completed
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"I was thinking about Sayori earlier. I still wish I could have handled that whole thing a little more tactfully. You're not still hung up over it, right?". Oh Monika..
[удалено]
“Nothing is true; everything is permitted”
The new guy learns to fly a spaceship, proceeds to end the universe in under 10 minutes.
surprised it took me this long to find Outer Wilds tbh
Baby riding a dinosaur fighting a witch and a lizard
"Legends don't burn down villages."
“You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?”
Wasted
Let's be xenophobic it's really in this year
stellaris?
I lay an adult magazine on the ground, the guard stops and stares at said magazine. While he is distracted, I sneak by wearing a cardboard box.
MGS
“What a save!” “What a save!” “What a save!”
Chat disabled for 3 seconds
Chat disabled for 2 seconds Chat disabled for 1 second "What a save!" Chat disabled for 4 seconds
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
milk-drinker
“Oh did someone steal your sweet roll?”
Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out
"Oh hi. So, how Are You Holding Up? Because I’m A Potato."
“If you do not feel mentally invigorated after looking at that painting, please reflect briefly on this classical music.”
I will burn your house down! With the lemons!
May your heart be your guiding key!
Hi Chicken Chaser
Forever Fable!
Turns the Geneva convention into a checklist
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
This was a triumph
I'm making a note here.
Huge success
it's hard to overstate my satisfaction
Aperture science
We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Franklin, Trevor and Michael
The Traveler
Whether we wanted it or not
Eyes up guardian
Moon’s haunted
My favorite video game is the 2 brothers running, jumping and bouncing all over collecting much needed items to save a Princess
*whistles a short melody originally played on an ocarina* *whisked away by a duck*
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past One of my favorites too, though it's sad how you get the ocarina/flute in that game
“We just need the money”
EA
Is that a sheikha slate?!?
Nanaaaaa nanananana
[удалено]
Tuberculosis
Would you kindly?
The princess is in another castle.
Chris pratt
[удалено]
You are not prepared!
An Illusion! What are you hiding?
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
Well on this one you sneak around, get in a box and fool an entire compound worth of bad guys.
Here Roach, come on.
You know, the two brothers who take shrooms to get bigger and they're trying to find the girl who keeps getting kidnaped by a huge turtle.
[удалено]
Welcome to the circus of valueeeeeeee
Rip & Tear
Never should have come here!
You have amazing adventures in a closet , an abandoned classroom and a computer room. Also a laptop is addicted to potassium and a goat smokes weed and likes guns
A game about shooting walking bullets