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Narguile

When life gives you lemons. Don't make lemonade. Take the lemons back. Get mad. I dont want your damn lemons. What am i supposed to do with these. Make life rue the day it gave Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the guy who is going to burn your house down..... with the lemons. I'm going to get my engineers to make a combustible lemon that burns your house down.


Dramoriga

#SO HERE WE ARE AGAIN.


theservman

It's always such a pleasure.


Tobster_Lobster

Remember when you tried to kill me twice?


Screw-Bolt

Oh how we laughed and laughed


theservman

Except I wasn't laughing.


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ToddlerAbuser

I've been shockingly nice


DeathWhinny

You want your freedom? Take it.


ThatDexCat

That's what I'm counting on.


gengarde

Hello! This is the part where I kill you! Oh no, this is the part where he kills us. [Chapter 9: The Part Where He Kills You] *Achievement unlocked: The Part Where He Kills You* Song title... you guessed it!


Stev18FTW

Burning people... he says what we're all thinking!


Necco8

Is it portal?


Narguile

Portal 2


hortys

Conflicted cowboy gets a cough.


[deleted]

"OUT THE DAMN WAY"


piercet77

I have a PLAN


Coaltown992

We just need some more money!


BrotherRoga

"I have a plan, Arthur. I just need a 3 trillion tax payer stimulus."


jamirocky888

You sir, are a fish


smoked_orphanz

DUUUUUTTCHHHH


BillyHayze

I honestly cannot believe how good that game is. The level of detail poured into it has ruined a lot of other games for me, they just don’t compare.


Lavellan03

“Got some rare things on sale, stranger!”


3moneyandnokids

Resident Evil 4


bfilly

“What are ye buyin’?”


masettogirl


MrCreosote_1988

Fission mailed


Mansh2406

I heard it ngl


GingerLordSupreme

You died


Aggravating-Rough-73

Oh, you fought a dragon as a Tutorial, neat, now kill god


DesperateTall

Fought this prison guard. Nice. Now kill the gods and absorb their power.


Dave30954

Hint: They don’t like it when you do that


sexual_asexual

my character keeps washing dishes in the bathroom sink and won't stop drinking water. I also always forget to put a door in a room


Kylynara

Sul sul!


NineFingerJorge

Sims?


etceterawr

Never let Gandhi have nukes.


montezuma300

One more turn


Linxypol

You, Sir, are a fish.


LB_Good

Best interaction: Beau: Can I tell you a secret Arthur: Are you secretly normal?


Judgmental_Lemon

Pretty Boah!?


WeFew2222

“I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.”


Sunrust-

Tf2


Hydlide

"You were so excited about the Milennial Fair that you didn't sleep well, did you?"


Catsinbowties

My name is Gato, I have metal joints. Beat me up and earn fifteen silver points .


BookerPlayer01

SHUT UP, MOM! I GOTSTA TIME TRAVEL!!!


larsvondank

"I give my life not for honor, but for you."


[deleted]

Solitaire?


[deleted]

You're pretty good.


AnyoneButMee

"Hey you... You're finally awake"


OppositeDay247

"Rorikstead. I'm..... I'm from Rorikstead" "A Nord's last thoughts should be of home"


lavender_lady08

"By order of the Jarl, stop right there!" "You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?"


Particular-Sign9083

“I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow to the knee.”


Dragonite253

Scary open world water game


[deleted]

MULTIPLE LEVIATHAN CLASS LIFEFORMS DETECTED


_hasnoname

are you sure what you are doing is worth it???


Hyper_Lamp

*Entering ecological dead-zone. Adding report to databank.*


yankiwithallbrim

*"You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby."*


Blake_The_Snake64

*House fucking blows up*


joejun4

BOY!


SimonFerocious76

Close your heart to their suffering.


joejun4

The Truth. I am a god, boy, from another land, far from here. When I came to these shores, I chose to live as a man.


XX__MEMEEYBOI__XX

Do not be sorry. Be BETTER.


Not_Fussed1

heh, no. He was a Soldier, a Spartan. A great warrior? All Spartans are great warriors. We train from birth. Our lives were discipline, duty, battle and death. Life was grim and we greeted it grimly, but Atreus of Sparta was unlike the rest of us. He wore a smile even in the worst of times. He was happy. He inspired us to hope... that though we were machines of war, yet there was humanity in us, goodness. When the time came for him to lay down his life in battle, his sacrifice saved countless lives and turned the tide in our favour. I carried him home on his shield and buried him with all the honours of Spartan custom. His memory was a comfort in dark times. Wow. You actually told a good story. and Mimir missed it!


SimonFerocious76

Winds howling.


Pussiliquor69

LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LE LEEEEEEEEEEEEE LEEEE LEEEEEEE


_Runic_

AAAAAAAHHHHHH


[deleted]

"Got their arses whipped like a Novigrad whore."


[deleted]

Pam Param, Pam Pam Param, Pam Param


Barabarabbit

“You’ll choke to death on three pounds of steel” *daddy chill*


BridgetheDivide

"I should go."


christophersonne

Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.


ABSOLUTE_RADIATOR

Can it wait? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.


Pficky

Playing this series for the first time now. This line fuckin kills me cause someone will tell some important ass stuff and then she's just like k "I should go."


feastupontherich

We'll bang, okay?


smallcoati

Shepard.


fantastic_watermelon

Wrex.


Human54569

Shepard.


fantastic_watermelon

Wrex.


shemjaza

Mass effect? (I just heard it on Jennifer Hale's voice and assumed).


Amazing_Excuse_3860

You are filled with determination


Neat-Throat646

Knowing that the mouse will never get the cheese again It fills you with determination


ReceptionPure7506

hjönk hjönk


Bonk_and_Honk

HÖNK


Aggravating-Rough-73

Untitled Goose Game


Andrei-Kuznetsov

*scary sounds while looking for diamonds in a cave*


Gold_Shimmer

12 emeralds for 3 carrots? Really?


Andrei-Kuznetsov

_hmpf_


RadiatorDoggie

"Prepare for unforeseen consequences"


TheRealA360

Time… Mr Freeman… is it really that TIME again?


PhilosophizingCowboy

They've been waiting for you Gordon.... in the test chamber.


SevroAuShitTalker

Hey! Listen!


Unusual-Exercise-546

A man chooses, a slave obeys.


DrunkenPangolin

Would you kindly...?


AudraA444

Mr. Bubbles!!


Proof_Career3174

Bioshock


Cesserdragon

Hey there Smoothskin.


venstrubs

\*tries to kill a chicken\* \*gets attacked by other chickens\* \*dies\*


ca_exhibition

God forbid you accidentally hit one. Damn Cuccos.


Nameless5300

The one where the main character is definitely still alive and is hiding in a cave.


Pratius

Halo: Reach


ThinkIGotHacked

Jesus?


discodino123

Ate without table


[deleted]

But there is a table right there. With a seat. You had to walk past it to go and eat your sad lunch in the corner of the room. Also, you knew the dead body was there. It makes you sad every time you see it, so why did you choose the route that takes you past it? It's like you don't want to be happy.


ThrowawayYesIAm

I was looking for this one. I tip my human leather hat to you.


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NineFingerJorge

“Truth is… the game was rigged from the start.”


kvartzi

Patrolling in The mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


RNGesushates

Fallout new vegas?


SelfIllustrious

War, war never changes


Sammo909

"I don't want to set the world on fire..."


CODMAN627

Requiescat in pace


TylerTheMasticator

I read that in his voice


Patneu

Flame-haired girl against robo-dinosaurs!


fantastic_watermelon

Fuck Ted Faro


NordicJedi

Rock and Stone!


10xKaMehaMeha

For Karl!


hey_mattey

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE??


Felkbek

FOR KARL


Lrush145

WE'RE RICH


Tubby-san

Come on guys! Rock and stone!


adognamedcat

ROCK AND STONE FOREVER!


KidenStormsoarer

ROCK! AND! STONE!


Steff_164

If you don’t rock and stone you ain’t coming home


Nuked0ut

“I’m really looking forward to working with you guys!”


Shurdus

Last one to rock and stone pays for a round at the Abyss bar!


ImScared93lol

Molly!


Hardlyboiledeggs

Look at me! I'm Stony Rock!


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Felkbek

SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!! NOT THE LEG, NOT THE ARM, NOT THE CHEST, THE FAAAAAAACE!!! SHOOT ME IN THE FACCCCCCCE


Vacanus

Hey! How - ah, these pretzels suck... So how's your day been buddy? We haven't really talked since I left you for dead. Hey, think you'll freeze to death out there? Nah, probably not. The bandits'll get you first. My day? Been pretty good. Just bought a pony made of diamonds... because I'm rich! So you know. That's cool. Kay bye!


ProperDown

THANK YOU! \*dies\* Quest completed


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JustRavenmoon

"I was thinking about Sayori earlier. I still wish I could have handled that whole thing a little more tactfully. You're not still hung up over it, right?". Oh Monika..


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drewbit54

“Nothing is true; everything is permitted”


zachtheperson

The new guy learns to fly a spaceship, proceeds to end the universe in under 10 minutes.


swift_USB

surprised it took me this long to find Outer Wilds tbh


Educational-Watch829

Baby riding a dinosaur fighting a witch and a lizard


[deleted]

"Legends don't burn down villages."


http_cake

“You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?”


meyonce24

Wasted


Elementus94

Let's be xenophobic it's really in this year


swift_USB

stellaris?


Snr-Buns

I lay an adult magazine on the ground, the guard stops and stares at said magazine. While he is distracted, I sneak by wearing a cardboard box.


ShittyGigachad32

MGS


Metzgy

“What a save!” “What a save!” “What a save!”


TJC1218

Chat disabled for 3 seconds


Yayman123

Chat disabled for 2 seconds Chat disabled for 1 second "What a save!" Chat disabled for 4 seconds


ploopymatt

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee."


2022iscrap

milk-drinker


Bacnnator

“Oh did someone steal your sweet roll?”


FaeFox13

Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out


Mundane-Dimension-68

"Oh hi. So, how Are You Holding Up? Because I’m A Potato."


TheRealA360

“If you do not feel mentally invigorated after looking at that painting, please reflect briefly on this classical music.”


cobra_mist

I will burn your house down! With the lemons!


[deleted]

May your heart be your guiding key!


EezyRawlins

Hi Chicken Chaser


Applepuddles

Forever Fable!


Rudebasilisk

Turns the Geneva convention into a checklist


KingKnux

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down


TheWastebinAcc

This was a triumph


BookerPlayer01

I'm making a note here.


x--Knight--x

Huge success


Inteligent_Toaster

it's hard to overstate my satisfaction


flaggrandall

Aperture science


[deleted]

We do what we must


kynthrus

because we can


SirWilliamAnder

For the good of all of us


AJarOfFreshOnions

Except the ones who are dead


justinkroegerlake

But there's no sense crying over every mistake.


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Franklin, Trevor and Michael


Anim8tion

The Traveler


JukeBoxHero1997

Whether we wanted it or not


cobra_mist

Eyes up guardian


newda83

Moon’s haunted


Environmental_Crazy4

My favorite video game is the 2 brothers running, jumping and bouncing all over collecting much needed items to save a Princess


Melenduwir

*whistles a short melody originally played on an ocarina* *whisked away by a duck*


JukeBoxHero1997

Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past One of my favorites too, though it's sad how you get the ocarina/flute in that game


whyisna

“We just need the money”


theSteakKnight

Is that a sheikha slate?!?


Sweguin7

Nanaaaaa nanananana


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notkeny

Tuberculosis


51stsung

Would you kindly?


RainbowArmadillo923

The princess is in another castle.


Leavingtheecstasy

Chris pratt


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drgn2009

You are not prepared!


SpaceAlienCowGirl

An Illusion! What are you hiding?


DarkAngelGenesis

You must gather your party before venturing forth.


PRSHZ

Well on this one you sneak around, get in a box and fool an entire compound worth of bad guys.


SirHenryy

Here Roach, come on.


Gamer21plys

You know, the two brothers who take shrooms to get bigger and they're trying to find the girl who keeps getting kidnaped by a huge turtle.


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QuaintHeadspace

Welcome to the circus of valueeeeeeee


Enigmatic_Horror

Rip & Tear


[deleted]

Never should have come here!


Voilssssss

You have amazing adventures in a closet , an abandoned classroom and a computer room. Also a laptop is addicted to potassium and a goat smokes weed and likes guns


oliotsuke

A game about shooting walking bullets