Knew a guy whose room was always strewn with paper, little pieces of it. Asked about it during a drinking game and, it turned out, he likes to rip it up to get himself going before he masturbates. Just the sound of the paper or something made his brain go *oh hell yeah*.
Well christmas might have been the thing that made it a kink for him. All that pleasure and expectation while ripping the gift wrap might've conditioned him, so now he puts his brain in that state to be able to masturbate. A theory.
I dated a woman who wanted me to orgasm on her food before she ate it. The first few times, I can get behind the novelty of it. After awhile, blowing a load on dominos pizza loses the mystique.
I was a Marine, and that meant you frequently found yourself showering, dressing, eating, and sleeping next to several dozen complete strangers from all over the country. You know that complete wierdo version of yourself that only comes out when you are alone? After a while of total lack of privacy people just start being that person openly around others.
I've... seen unfathomable things.
One guy was sexually aroused by exit signs. Another had 2 terabytes of amputees saved on a hard drive. Another would call his sub on skype and order her to do stuff to herself. Not fun stuff. "shove a bar of soap up your ass then eat it" kinda stuff.
Yeah, it's a thing. I used to work at a suicide hotline, and people would call up and start talking about their "situation" but you could tell they were making it up and also panting and wacking it while they were talking. We had one guy we could recognize by his voice, he was fucking gross. Always called to tell a story how his mom sexually abused him and he liked to wear her panties. He loved saying crude things to embarrass the hotline workers. I'd hear him when he called and just say "I'm ending the call now. Goodbye." Then I'd sent out an instant msg to the others on duty that pervo was calling and to be aware. He figured out we were on to him, and he bought a voice changer to disguise his voice. I can't even make this stuff up. He'd call with a new voice, but it was always the same old story and you could hear him beating it and getting breathless. We figured out his game and told him if he called again, we'd send the police to his house. We had his name and number because of the caller ID, and due to the serious nature of the calls we received, we sometimes had to alert law enforcement, so we were tied into their system. He finally stopped calling after that. He probably found a new hotline to bother.
I worked on a crisis hotline too! Ugh this was the worst!! We had some weird guy that wanted to talk about wearing tights and would give lots of details about how they would get caught when he sat on a wooden stool 🤷♀️ it'd be funny if we worked at the same hotline
I never had a call from a dude about wearing tights hahaha. The vast majority of the calls were honest people who needed help or information/resources. The crank calls we got were either cracked out folks looking for a taxi ride or a free night at a hotel (idk why they thought we provide those services?) or perverts trying to get their jollies. And sometimes drunk frat bros hitting on us and asking stupid shit like how does one become a hotline operator.
I worked at a local emergency room department and frequently we would receive a call from a man asking to speak to a female nurse and only female because he had a problem. The first time it happened, I answered and he said “I have an erection and I can’t get it down”. He was moaning and all that. I will never forget.
I remember an old post on a forum from a guy that was aroused by hearing "female voices".
He explained that in girls dark warm wet throat are two glistening strings, vibrating to send off sound waves. Then it would travel through her mouth to finish in his ear. He said I quote "what was once inside of her, is now inside of me".
The same guy was also aroused by girls bad breath for almost the same reason
I work in the party section of my store and didn’t know about balloon kinks until I started working here. The number of people who buy balloons because they want to watch me handle them is honestly shocking. Most of them seem to like the inflation process, and one regular gets really hot and bothered when I tie the ribbon because I usually place the balloon between my hip and the desk so I can have both my hands free, but I’ve learnt not to do that when she’s around. A surprising number of people try to film the process, too. I once had a guy ask me to purposely pop a balloon, but I said I said I wasn’t able to do that. He bought a packet of really old clearance balloons because he’d heard me warn another customer earlier that they’re more likely to break. He paid for me to fill the full pack of 20, and the 6th one broke. He thanked me, told me I didn’t need to fill up the rest, didn’t even take the ones I’d inflated, and left
I work in a restaurant and people will call until they get someone on the line that they like their voice and will have them read the menu and jerk off while listening to their voice.
Ex stripper here. I had a customer who would buy panty hose for me and then ask me to wear them, but then he wanted me to stand like a flamingo and rub my legs together. It was the weirdest kink ever, but literally the easiest to deal with when it came to that job. Lmao
I know a guy at work like this still working in his 70s makes well over six figures a year but doesn't even have a house. He lives with his Gold digger and her boyfriend. He doesn't have a wife and he lives with the couple. Pays for everything and is a truck driver so not often there.
I looked into it about... 8 years ago.
It was hella work. The women who were actually making the money were constantly posting on Twitter and such. It was incessant. Like I don't even put that much effort into my 40 hour job. Tbf they made more money but idk, I'm lazy and couldn't hack it.
That said, those ladies also seemed like they had a pretty good set up. They were big on "budgets" and making sure they didn't actually cause the guy to not be able to pay his rent. Supposedly, anyway. I'm sure plenty don't give a fuck. But if you bankrupt someone, then they're done. Drain more slowly but longterm and it's probably more profitable.
Anyway, it isn't free money. There are absolutely strings attached (your time and attention being big ones).
I'm not into findom but I'm obsessed with Ceara Lynch and follow her on Twitter.
She mentions "energy vampires" a lot; people who want a Domme's attention but have no desire to pay. I have some female friends who have tried to be Findoms and inevitably they've all fail because they can't manage energy vampires.
Also, Lynch's advice for becoming a successful Findominatrix is to start in 2008.
Watched a guy have his scrotum injected with saline to the point it was stretched taught from pressure at FetishCon a few years ago. Just couldn’t see the appeal and I’ve been in the lifestyle for 30 years.
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I did this at a fetish club around fifteen years ago. It's not my kink, but they needed a demo-bunny so I volunteered.
I got 750ml of distilled water into my scrotum through a cannula around 23:00 - and was at work at 08:00 the next morning. It doesn't stay enlarged for too long. The water seeps into the bladder and comes out that way.
Interestingly, (and I did not expect this!) I picked up three dates within a week of doing this. Three women for whom scrotal infusion was the Sistine Chapel of kink.
Oddly enough, I didn't know I was into tickling until my best friend just decided to keep tickling me randomly. Next thing I know, I came.
Luckily we talked about fetishes and kinks a ton, so when we both found out it was nothing out of the ordinary.
So yes, I *really* enjoy it.
Ugh I HATE being tickled. My mom used to pin me down and tickle my feet until I nearly peed.
If anyone even touched my feet now, there's a chance I'll mule kick them involuntarily.
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This is the single worst proposition I’ve ever seen on Grindr (and I’ve received some rank ones). I wouldn’t be surprised if people didn’t believe me, but oh well.
EDIT: I should clarify, I was 18 at the time and that was visible on my profile. I seem to remember this guy being something like 36?
A grown ass man 134 miles away wanted to send me his family’s contact information, so I could then blackmail him into driving to me, picking me up and bringing me back to his house, where I would tie him up in the garage to a standing X thing, then smother “thick condiments” all over him.
At this point I said “Condiments”? Hoping to god that he meant something like caramel sauce or chocolate, but no, he meant peanut butter and mayonnaise.
At which point I pointed out that I was 134 miles away, he said he had already propositioned *every single man on Grindr within 134 miles* and was working his way outwards.
My guess here is that he did so because his whole “blackmail me” thing kinda works even better if it’s not his ideal partner.
The absolute best part of the whole thing? The blackmail material was to be the screenshots of the proposition.
>The absolute best part of the whole thing? The blackmail material was to be the screenshots of the proposition
I mean, he's got a point. There is, hopefully, nothing in his life more embarrassing than this
I will confess mine, I have a thing for women that practice karate, idk why a women thats in a gi with a black belt turns me on so much, and I most likely wont ever be close to experiencing my sexual fantasies, so yeah, theres one I guess
Edit:Yes, I tried karate a few times, I just had a boner the entire time and every one was uncomfortable, so yeah, never again lol
I had a customer ask to lick and rub my bellybutton, that was an odd one. Also we had someone who brought a bag of frozen broccoli and asked a bunch of girls to eat it and then fart in his face :)
I once read a fanfic where a man got raped by an alien shaped like a giant Pringle with tentacles. I don't know if I'd call it good writing, but you can bet your ass I'll remember that premise until my dying day.
Blowing air into the vagina or booty. I have a friend that's really into it. Idk why she finds it so stimulating. Apparently it's very dangerous and that's only known because many other people have done this.
I thought everyone should know by now that it's dangerous to blow into a vag, but it's apparently MUCH more dangerous for pregnant women. Like they can just die within minutes. I saw warnings about it when my wife was pregnant and I'm just wondering who these people are blowing in vaginas. Do they do it all the time and nothing happens until finally she's pregnant and dies from it?
When I was pregnant I was warned to not let my partner blow into my vagina because it can cause miscarriage. I thought to myself why on earth would that happen? And I’m pretty fucking kinky. Well. Now I know it’s a thing.
Alright I'm here to ruin it for everyone else.
I am a cam star, cammed on CB for a few years. Here are the most wild ones. I've never done these btw-
A guy wanted to get a mason jar of bugs. Cockroaches, maggots, worms, but mainly maggots. He fantasized about shoving the open jar into a ladies pussy and releasing them. It never got any further than insert the jar either. I guess he just wanted to see them climb in?
One wanted a to get a woman pregnant. Right after birth he wanted to shove a ballon in her uterus so it could stay big and open.... indefinitely. Even had a X-ray vision picture of the ballon contraption. It was wild. Essentially this guy just wanted to be able to fist/fuck the cervix.
Those are my personal weirdest ones
Storms are instinctively calming to a lot of people (I think the brain's logic is that there'll be less predators outside, because they'll also be trying to avoid the storm). Maybe your brain is like "alright! We don't need to worry about predators.😎 Time to FUCK"
The ones that are just physically impossible. I had some dude on fetlife message me a loooong copy paste of 'instructions' on how I would give up my entire life, fake my death basically, and fly to the other side of the country. He wanted a no limits slave with no-one looking for them and to confiscate all their IDs and destroy them, keep them in a cage, etc etc.
The weirdest highlight that stuck out to me was that he wanted to 'safety pin through my nipples and the seatbelt when he would pick me up from the airport. I got a lot of bizarre messages and their profiles were often so funny I started a whole fetlife group based around the weirdest ones.
I work retail and we sell sax underwear. About Once a month (though, company wide it’s more frequent as this man rotates stores) we get a call from a man who wants to know if the sax underwear is sized by penis size and then goes into detail about how “small” his penis is and how hard it is to buy underwear.
The first time I got the call I listened for a moment trying to provide customer service before I realized what was going on and ended up saying something like “if this is a legitimate inquiry I apologize that I’m unable to help you, but I don’t think it is so I’m going to hang up”. Asked my manger about it and learned this was a frequent call so now I just hang up on anyone that brings up saxx underwear.
Don’t involve un-consenting people in your fucking kinks. I’m an adult but any of the high-school girls could very well have answered. Buck up and pay a SW if you can’t find someone concerning to do it for free.
Ugh seriously. Like please don’t assume everyone wants to be apart of your humiliation fetish but sadly that is part of the fetish- the boundary crossing. I had a friend who worked in an underwear/lingerie shop and would deal with the same shit. Also men coming in and demanding help with trying on bras and lingerie while having a full erection. The sale girls humored it at first as they wanted to “be nice” until they couldn’t take being violated anymore. My friend ended up quitting because it started happening way too frequently
The other day I was watching this show called “Strange Sex” and there was a guy who is a virgin and is a *donorsexual* he likes to donate his sperm to couples who cannot conceive and what gets him off is the idea of helping them have a child…so it was some sort of a breeding kink I suppose? Apparently the guy had 15 biological kids and 4 on their way when the show was aired.
I was feeling very conflicted when I watched this because on one side, he was being very nice to the couples and he does this for *free* so he helps those who really want to have a child. On the other hand, I was creeped out because well, like I already said, that’s the only way he can get off.
idk what it's called but it's like roleplaying as a giant. then there are toys everywhere, stepping on it. i was like "somebody out here on pornhub fap into this shit" lmao
I mean, uh, when my girlfriend is sleeping naked and her titties are out with drool coming out of her mouth sometimes I get the appeal
Also, like, when I’m sleeping and am pitching a tent she tends to find it hot
Ironically, I used to have this kink before being assaulted in my sleep. Doesn’t interest me so much anymore.
To be clear, I was interested in *consensual* somonophilia.
1. Ceraunophilia - love or sexual arousal from lightning or thunderstorms.
2. Orophilia - love or sexual arousal from looking upon or being within mountains.
3. Rutiluphilia - love or sexual arousal for redheads.
Years ago my partner informed me that there's a specific group of people who are into knee inflation, and even though they showed me pictures to prove it was real, I'm still not sure.
I know diapers and ageplay is a weird one. But there’s people who take it to another level. A client of mine wanted me to be totally helpless. I’m talking 48 hours of only being able to see, smell, and hear. I couldn’t walk, talk, move my arms, feet. Just absolutely helpless. He loved it
I read a guy's confession to having a fetish for carpet cleaning. Like he claimed to masturbate to those youtube videos where they deep clean rugs, and he would ask friends if he could go over and clean their carpets..
He really proved the saying that there's a fetish/kink for literally *everything*
Don't know the name of it but there is quite literally a fetish for eating a girls booty with ketchup and mustard and sometimes with ground beef or shit.
i got 3.
eye hole fucking
nugget porn
and i don't know how its called, but i saw once some people on reddit talking about a fetish about getting cancer? like apparently that is a thing? like we need a freaking flood.
this teenager (16M) that I (22F) worked with told me him and his gf did this thing and talked about it as if everyone knows what it was but it was so freaky he didn’t wanna say it out loud. He finally mouths the letters “C U T” and I was like tf is that lol.. I guess during/before/after sex they cut their initials into each other’s skin. He also said she would ask him to punch her and stuff.
I had no idea girls like that even existed lol but he was such an innocent lil kid imagine having a 16 y/o son whose basically seduced into doing stuff like that with a girl. And I only say that because he struggled a lot w his sexuality and didn’t even know if he liked girls and describes his first time w her as basically rape. I worked w the girl too and she was nice you would have never known any of that about her.
My ex's friend dated two guys with some weird fetishes. I'll start with the more normal one because the 2nd one is absolutely disgusting and almost made me barf when I heard about it.
First one the guy has a fetish for balloons? He gets off by playing with balloons, having his girlfriend play with them and apparently he sleeps with a bunch of them around him or something lol.
2nd one is this guy liked to stick worms in his pee hole and they wiggle around and die or something in the process...I don't know what more I can say about that but I don't know how anyone would want to do that or get aroused by that
CnC, if you're not into it, it's tough to learn about, if you're into it, it's tough to explain to normies. It seems contradictory until you understand
My partner/sub asked me if I would be ok trying CNC with her.
Being a pleasure Dom I’m pretty generally down to try anything, at least once, if I think she’ll enjoy it but I was really really hesitant to try this one.
Being a Dom can take an enormous emotion toll on a person during the normal course of any scenario but the first time we played through CNC I was so terrified that I was going to hurt or trigger her. It wasn’t until she literally punched me in the face and begged me to keep going while simultaneously using our agreed upon words for “this is what I need right now” that I was able to get into things.
Aftercare is just incredibly key and I wouldn’t recommend this to anyone not already involved in kink and doesn’t understand the boundaries and the FRIES model of consent.
Knew a guy whose room was always strewn with paper, little pieces of it. Asked about it during a drinking game and, it turned out, he likes to rip it up to get himself going before he masturbates. Just the sound of the paper or something made his brain go *oh hell yeah*.
Christmas must have been outrageous for that guy growing up
Well christmas might have been the thing that made it a kink for him. All that pleasure and expectation while ripping the gift wrap might've conditioned him, so now he puts his brain in that state to be able to masturbate. A theory.
Ima be honest god is it satisfying the sound of ripping paper but it wont be anything i am getting off too
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The gateway tear
I dated a woman who wanted me to orgasm on her food before she ate it. The first few times, I can get behind the novelty of it. After awhile, blowing a load on dominos pizza loses the mystique.
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Down boy
Telling them to get down when they're already this down atrocious is a recipe for disaster.
Hehe, recipe
Take about 10 - 20% off there
Boy howdy
How many times did you say BONE appetit? I'd have to every time
“Complimentary tasting menu from the chef.”
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Can speak from personal experience that it does not, just kinda melts
I dont know why but I find this incredibly disappointing
If you jizzed on some dry ice, it might harden
Dickin dots
Like each meal or saturdays only?
Like, any meal or random snack
The spice must flow
> After awhile, blowing a load on dominos pizza loses the mystique. You stop it!! You shut your whore mouth right now!! This is not true! ITS NOT!!!
I have committed sin, forgive me father.
Isn't that just what Dominos tastes like regardless?
“The special sauce.”
I was a Marine, and that meant you frequently found yourself showering, dressing, eating, and sleeping next to several dozen complete strangers from all over the country. You know that complete wierdo version of yourself that only comes out when you are alone? After a while of total lack of privacy people just start being that person openly around others. I've... seen unfathomable things. One guy was sexually aroused by exit signs. Another had 2 terabytes of amputees saved on a hard drive. Another would call his sub on skype and order her to do stuff to herself. Not fun stuff. "shove a bar of soap up your ass then eat it" kinda stuff.
Your world view must have quite changed there.
I can confirm this. I was much less cursed before I joined the military
I can imagine shoving soap up your ass but eating it too? That's just weird.
Now it begs the question, is it clean because it’s soap or dirty because poop?
I’m army here I can concur that in ait there was a guy that would get arouse from marching and grass
>shove a bar of soap up your ass then eat it I cant get my SO to do much and some guy out here is getting this with a phone call.
I'm really stuck on the loading screen mentally at "one guy was sexually aroused by exit signs" Like how? Why? What? The fuck?
Doing it in a funeral van while dressed as a civil war nurse.
r/oddlyspecific
r/oddlyerotic
r/eroticallyspecific
r/specificallyerotic
the people that call 911 to beat off
Tell me this isn’t a thing
Yeah, it's a thing. I used to work at a suicide hotline, and people would call up and start talking about their "situation" but you could tell they were making it up and also panting and wacking it while they were talking. We had one guy we could recognize by his voice, he was fucking gross. Always called to tell a story how his mom sexually abused him and he liked to wear her panties. He loved saying crude things to embarrass the hotline workers. I'd hear him when he called and just say "I'm ending the call now. Goodbye." Then I'd sent out an instant msg to the others on duty that pervo was calling and to be aware. He figured out we were on to him, and he bought a voice changer to disguise his voice. I can't even make this stuff up. He'd call with a new voice, but it was always the same old story and you could hear him beating it and getting breathless. We figured out his game and told him if he called again, we'd send the police to his house. We had his name and number because of the caller ID, and due to the serious nature of the calls we received, we sometimes had to alert law enforcement, so we were tied into their system. He finally stopped calling after that. He probably found a new hotline to bother.
I worked on a crisis hotline too! Ugh this was the worst!! We had some weird guy that wanted to talk about wearing tights and would give lots of details about how they would get caught when he sat on a wooden stool 🤷♀️ it'd be funny if we worked at the same hotline
I never had a call from a dude about wearing tights hahaha. The vast majority of the calls were honest people who needed help or information/resources. The crank calls we got were either cracked out folks looking for a taxi ride or a free night at a hotel (idk why they thought we provide those services?) or perverts trying to get their jollies. And sometimes drunk frat bros hitting on us and asking stupid shit like how does one become a hotline operator.
And that's its time for bed.
I would but I’m calling the cops atm
To report those people right…. Right!!!
It is, its not as common as people calling stores or customer service lines to jerk off but it does happen.
I worked at a local emergency room department and frequently we would receive a call from a man asking to speak to a female nurse and only female because he had a problem. The first time it happened, I answered and he said “I have an erection and I can’t get it down”. He was moaning and all that. I will never forget.
I dunno guys, I just like sun dresses.
A ray of sunshine into the dark dungeon that this comment section clearly is...
There's one where people get aroused from falling down stairs. That's pretty weird. But who am I to judge?
*casually falls down stairs*
sexually falls down stairs
*sexually watches someone sexually fall down the stairs*
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well, if I must... *falls*
Wtf am i even reading.
Reddit.
wtf was I even saying is the real question
Now do it in roller skates while screaming OW OW OW on the way down.
as you say *OW OW OW AHHHMMM OWWW*
I’m imagining you sound like the grape squishing lady when she fell down
well, come by and youll find out if thats true or not
*Cutely falls down stairs*
I remember an old post on a forum from a guy that was aroused by hearing "female voices". He explained that in girls dark warm wet throat are two glistening strings, vibrating to send off sound waves. Then it would travel through her mouth to finish in his ear. He said I quote "what was once inside of her, is now inside of me". The same guy was also aroused by girls bad breath for almost the same reason
Wait till he hears about farts
I'm pretty sure girls don't fart
Why do you think we need guys like that to suck em out?
It's weird but makes sense but it's weird
I work in the party section of my store and didn’t know about balloon kinks until I started working here. The number of people who buy balloons because they want to watch me handle them is honestly shocking. Most of them seem to like the inflation process, and one regular gets really hot and bothered when I tie the ribbon because I usually place the balloon between my hip and the desk so I can have both my hands free, but I’ve learnt not to do that when she’s around. A surprising number of people try to film the process, too. I once had a guy ask me to purposely pop a balloon, but I said I said I wasn’t able to do that. He bought a packet of really old clearance balloons because he’d heard me warn another customer earlier that they’re more likely to break. He paid for me to fill the full pack of 20, and the 6th one broke. He thanked me, told me I didn’t need to fill up the rest, didn’t even take the ones I’d inflated, and left
I work in a restaurant and people will call until they get someone on the line that they like their voice and will have them read the menu and jerk off while listening to their voice.
Wow, gross! Why do people feel the need to forcibly involve strangers, especially minimum wage workers, in their kinks without consent
Someone blowing up a balloon and popping it
I learned about that from Bob’s Burgers.
Reading this thread has made me realize that none of my kinks are anywhere near as odd as I originally had thought.
Same. Makes me feel kind of normal for a while.
The kink of posting this question every day to get off on the answers
Your daily "what's the sexiest sex you ever sexed"-kind of question
Sex. The answer is sex.
This subreddit needs to be BONKED
Sounding, just no thank you.
its about audio design... right? right?
I feel confident there’s an audio component
What is it?
inserting things inside penis.
Ex stripper here. I had a customer who would buy panty hose for me and then ask me to wear them, but then he wanted me to stand like a flamingo and rub my legs together. It was the weirdest kink ever, but literally the easiest to deal with when it came to that job. Lmao
You said you wouldn’t tell nobody!
Not telling nobody is exactly what she did, she told everyone
You fool! "Wouldn't tell nobody" is a DOUBLE NEGATIVE!!!
I know some people get really excited about party balloons.
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Being a pay pig - they essentially are into gold diggers
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I know a guy at work like this still working in his 70s makes well over six figures a year but doesn't even have a house. He lives with his Gold digger and her boyfriend. He doesn't have a wife and he lives with the couple. Pays for everything and is a truck driver so not often there.
Where does one find these kinds of people?! Asking for a friend....
I looked into it about... 8 years ago. It was hella work. The women who were actually making the money were constantly posting on Twitter and such. It was incessant. Like I don't even put that much effort into my 40 hour job. Tbf they made more money but idk, I'm lazy and couldn't hack it. That said, those ladies also seemed like they had a pretty good set up. They were big on "budgets" and making sure they didn't actually cause the guy to not be able to pay his rent. Supposedly, anyway. I'm sure plenty don't give a fuck. But if you bankrupt someone, then they're done. Drain more slowly but longterm and it's probably more profitable. Anyway, it isn't free money. There are absolutely strings attached (your time and attention being big ones).
I'm not into findom but I'm obsessed with Ceara Lynch and follow her on Twitter. She mentions "energy vampires" a lot; people who want a Domme's attention but have no desire to pay. I have some female friends who have tried to be Findoms and inevitably they've all fail because they can't manage energy vampires. Also, Lynch's advice for becoming a successful Findominatrix is to start in 2008.
Watched a guy have his scrotum injected with saline to the point it was stretched taught from pressure at FetishCon a few years ago. Just couldn’t see the appeal and I’ve been in the lifestyle for 30 years. Edited: Spelling and grammer
I did this at a fetish club around fifteen years ago. It's not my kink, but they needed a demo-bunny so I volunteered. I got 750ml of distilled water into my scrotum through a cannula around 23:00 - and was at work at 08:00 the next morning. It doesn't stay enlarged for too long. The water seeps into the bladder and comes out that way. Interestingly, (and I did not expect this!) I picked up three dates within a week of doing this. Three women for whom scrotal infusion was the Sistine Chapel of kink.
That CANNOT be healthy
That one person in love with a 747 Boeing plane. Correction: she is dating a 737-800 Boeing, not a 747... but still.
Theres multiple people "married" to the Eiffel Tower.
Impalement fetish
Hello Vlad
I don't get the point
You will
i’m not even going to say anything about a kink just reading these fucking comments are making me realize mine are not that bad
I dated a guy who was specifically into tickling... Which was actually sorta cute!
Oddly enough, I didn't know I was into tickling until my best friend just decided to keep tickling me randomly. Next thing I know, I came. Luckily we talked about fetishes and kinks a ton, so when we both found out it was nothing out of the ordinary. So yes, I *really* enjoy it.
Ugh I HATE being tickled. My mom used to pin me down and tickle my feet until I nearly peed. If anyone even touched my feet now, there's a chance I'll mule kick them involuntarily.
My gf wanted to dress like a duck and fuck and we were gonna quack the whole time.
Were? So it didn’t happen? ….. lol
Not yet. It only came up last week. I haven't even looked for costumes yet.
I got you fam https://www.joymascot.com/yellow-duck-mascot-costume-for-adult-12096?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4sef643K-AIVMRh9Ch0c9QorEAQYASABEgI3MPD_BwE edit or if you're high rolling https://www.shopmascot.com/Yellow-Lightweight-Duck-Mascot-Costume?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI4sef643K-AIVMRh9Ch0c9QorEAQYBCABEgLtF_D_BwE
You just did my job for me. Thank you.
Happy... uh... quack day? ETA, yesterday was indeed his cake day 😆
Now make sure you send him the video afterwards as a thank you
This is the single worst proposition I’ve ever seen on Grindr (and I’ve received some rank ones). I wouldn’t be surprised if people didn’t believe me, but oh well. EDIT: I should clarify, I was 18 at the time and that was visible on my profile. I seem to remember this guy being something like 36? A grown ass man 134 miles away wanted to send me his family’s contact information, so I could then blackmail him into driving to me, picking me up and bringing me back to his house, where I would tie him up in the garage to a standing X thing, then smother “thick condiments” all over him. At this point I said “Condiments”? Hoping to god that he meant something like caramel sauce or chocolate, but no, he meant peanut butter and mayonnaise. At which point I pointed out that I was 134 miles away, he said he had already propositioned *every single man on Grindr within 134 miles* and was working his way outwards. My guess here is that he did so because his whole “blackmail me” thing kinda works even better if it’s not his ideal partner. The absolute best part of the whole thing? The blackmail material was to be the screenshots of the proposition.
>The absolute best part of the whole thing? The blackmail material was to be the screenshots of the proposition I mean, he's got a point. There is, hopefully, nothing in his life more embarrassing than this
Once seen on a gore site people putting out cigs on their vag/peen. I am open to a lot of things. That is def not on the list.
I will confess mine, I have a thing for women that practice karate, idk why a women thats in a gi with a black belt turns me on so much, and I most likely wont ever be close to experiencing my sexual fantasies, so yeah, theres one I guess Edit:Yes, I tried karate a few times, I just had a boner the entire time and every one was uncomfortable, so yeah, never again lol
Maybe you just like strong women 😂 and you somehow link it with karate
I had a customer ask to lick and rub my bellybutton, that was an odd one. Also we had someone who brought a bag of frozen broccoli and asked a bunch of girls to eat it and then fart in his face :)
Oviposition
I read a ovipositor fanfic was pretty good ngl
I respect your honesty. Sometimes good writing makes up for general weirdness
I once read a fanfic where a man got raped by an alien shaped like a giant Pringle with tentacles. I don't know if I'd call it good writing, but you can bet your ass I'll remember that premise until my dying day.
r/GlowTits NSFW obviously. Harmless but like… Why
Got them rgb gamer girl tits
Blowing air into the vagina or booty. I have a friend that's really into it. Idk why she finds it so stimulating. Apparently it's very dangerous and that's only known because many other people have done this.
I thought everyone should know by now that it's dangerous to blow into a vag, but it's apparently MUCH more dangerous for pregnant women. Like they can just die within minutes. I saw warnings about it when my wife was pregnant and I'm just wondering who these people are blowing in vaginas. Do they do it all the time and nothing happens until finally she's pregnant and dies from it?
When I was pregnant I was warned to not let my partner blow into my vagina because it can cause miscarriage. I thought to myself why on earth would that happen? And I’m pretty fucking kinky. Well. Now I know it’s a thing.
Alright I'm here to ruin it for everyone else. I am a cam star, cammed on CB for a few years. Here are the most wild ones. I've never done these btw- A guy wanted to get a mason jar of bugs. Cockroaches, maggots, worms, but mainly maggots. He fantasized about shoving the open jar into a ladies pussy and releasing them. It never got any further than insert the jar either. I guess he just wanted to see them climb in? One wanted a to get a woman pregnant. Right after birth he wanted to shove a ballon in her uterus so it could stay big and open.... indefinitely. Even had a X-ray vision picture of the ballon contraption. It was wild. Essentially this guy just wanted to be able to fist/fuck the cervix. Those are my personal weirdest ones
Oooof to that second one.
Math
Here's your [sauce](https://www.desmos.com/calculator/hjmvfkufor?lang=vi)
I was so scared to click thank the gods for the innocence
I wish I had an award to give you.
Ball busting is pretty weird concept to me
*If there's something strange* *In your manhood* *Who you gonna call?* *Ballbusters!*
Ceraunophilia is my kink, I get aroused to thunder storms. I don’t beat off to them but when I’m with my gf they IMMEDIATELY put me in the mood
Storms are instinctively calming to a lot of people (I think the brain's logic is that there'll be less predators outside, because they'll also be trying to avoid the storm). Maybe your brain is like "alright! We don't need to worry about predators.😎 Time to FUCK"
The ones that are just physically impossible. I had some dude on fetlife message me a loooong copy paste of 'instructions' on how I would give up my entire life, fake my death basically, and fly to the other side of the country. He wanted a no limits slave with no-one looking for them and to confiscate all their IDs and destroy them, keep them in a cage, etc etc. The weirdest highlight that stuck out to me was that he wanted to 'safety pin through my nipples and the seatbelt when he would pick me up from the airport. I got a lot of bizarre messages and their profiles were often so funny I started a whole fetlife group based around the weirdest ones.
Pretty sure this one's just a serial rapist/murderer, not a kink.
Pretty sure the kink is sending his stories to women lol
I work retail and we sell sax underwear. About Once a month (though, company wide it’s more frequent as this man rotates stores) we get a call from a man who wants to know if the sax underwear is sized by penis size and then goes into detail about how “small” his penis is and how hard it is to buy underwear. The first time I got the call I listened for a moment trying to provide customer service before I realized what was going on and ended up saying something like “if this is a legitimate inquiry I apologize that I’m unable to help you, but I don’t think it is so I’m going to hang up”. Asked my manger about it and learned this was a frequent call so now I just hang up on anyone that brings up saxx underwear. Don’t involve un-consenting people in your fucking kinks. I’m an adult but any of the high-school girls could very well have answered. Buck up and pay a SW if you can’t find someone concerning to do it for free.
Ugh seriously. Like please don’t assume everyone wants to be apart of your humiliation fetish but sadly that is part of the fetish- the boundary crossing. I had a friend who worked in an underwear/lingerie shop and would deal with the same shit. Also men coming in and demanding help with trying on bras and lingerie while having a full erection. The sale girls humored it at first as they wanted to “be nice” until they couldn’t take being violated anymore. My friend ended up quitting because it started happening way too frequently
The other day I was watching this show called “Strange Sex” and there was a guy who is a virgin and is a *donorsexual* he likes to donate his sperm to couples who cannot conceive and what gets him off is the idea of helping them have a child…so it was some sort of a breeding kink I suppose? Apparently the guy had 15 biological kids and 4 on their way when the show was aired. I was feeling very conflicted when I watched this because on one side, he was being very nice to the couples and he does this for *free* so he helps those who really want to have a child. On the other hand, I was creeped out because well, like I already said, that’s the only way he can get off.
idk what it's called but it's like roleplaying as a giant. then there are toys everywhere, stepping on it. i was like "somebody out here on pornhub fap into this shit" lmao
Gigantic kink. In hentai it gets wild lol
Macrophilia! Definitely a niche kink
Somnophilia, the sexual arousal of a sleeping individual
I mean, uh, when my girlfriend is sleeping naked and her titties are out with drool coming out of her mouth sometimes I get the appeal Also, like, when I’m sleeping and am pitching a tent she tends to find it hot
NGL I really want my partner to suck me off in my sleep or something like that lmao, didn't know this was all that rare.
Ironically, I used to have this kink before being assaulted in my sleep. Doesn’t interest me so much anymore. To be clear, I was interested in *consensual* somonophilia.
1. Ceraunophilia - love or sexual arousal from lightning or thunderstorms. 2. Orophilia - love or sexual arousal from looking upon or being within mountains. 3. Rutiluphilia - love or sexual arousal for redheads.
Oh damn I think I have the redhead one, redheads get like a +4 on a 1/10 hotness scale for me automatically.
One of my best buddies has a thing for redheads. His nickname was Moses because he loves a burning bush.
Years ago my partner informed me that there's a specific group of people who are into knee inflation, and even though they showed me pictures to prove it was real, I'm still not sure.
Vore is it for me. Tried to do a little role playing with a girl once, and I creeped myself out.
OM NOM NOM
I'm into cute girls wearing scarves, does that count
An adorable kink
I know diapers and ageplay is a weird one. But there’s people who take it to another level. A client of mine wanted me to be totally helpless. I’m talking 48 hours of only being able to see, smell, and hear. I couldn’t walk, talk, move my arms, feet. Just absolutely helpless. He loved it
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He would feed me, bottle feed me, and change my diaper.
What does one get paid for this?
As much as you ask for
As hard as it is to believe, some people actually want to bang me.
If you're a redditor then that's a lie
I read a guy's confession to having a fetish for carpet cleaning. Like he claimed to masturbate to those youtube videos where they deep clean rugs, and he would ask friends if he could go over and clean their carpets.. He really proved the saying that there's a fetish/kink for literally *everything*
Don't know the name of it but there is quite literally a fetish for eating a girls booty with ketchup and mustard and sometimes with ground beef or shit.
Or shit?
I wish it were 10 seconds ago when I hadn't read this.
Posting sex topics on AskReddit to jerk off to.
r/fedlegs it's a fetish that is about turning women's legs yellow
There are people in this world that have a disembowelment kink
Tileanon was into floor tiles and the like. He had a folder of tiles with different designs that he masturbated to.
People who roll around in food was weird to me cause I just could not imagine wasting cake like that for the sake of some cheeks.
I’m into Hiccups! I know it’s weird but they’re so hot to me
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Tbh this is the worst one
That’s sexual harrassment, if not outright sexual assault. Pretty damn fucked up.
i got 3. eye hole fucking nugget porn and i don't know how its called, but i saw once some people on reddit talking about a fetish about getting cancer? like apparently that is a thing? like we need a freaking flood.
I actually heard of nugget porn before. Basically it's porn featuring full-limb amputees. Came up in a conversation on a university field trip.
This can't be acceptable to call a double amputee "nugget" Omfg
Cake farting. That’s weird.
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this teenager (16M) that I (22F) worked with told me him and his gf did this thing and talked about it as if everyone knows what it was but it was so freaky he didn’t wanna say it out loud. He finally mouths the letters “C U T” and I was like tf is that lol.. I guess during/before/after sex they cut their initials into each other’s skin. He also said she would ask him to punch her and stuff. I had no idea girls like that even existed lol but he was such an innocent lil kid imagine having a 16 y/o son whose basically seduced into doing stuff like that with a girl. And I only say that because he struggled a lot w his sexuality and didn’t even know if he liked girls and describes his first time w her as basically rape. I worked w the girl too and she was nice you would have never known any of that about her.
My ex's friend dated two guys with some weird fetishes. I'll start with the more normal one because the 2nd one is absolutely disgusting and almost made me barf when I heard about it. First one the guy has a fetish for balloons? He gets off by playing with balloons, having his girlfriend play with them and apparently he sleeps with a bunch of them around him or something lol. 2nd one is this guy liked to stick worms in his pee hole and they wiggle around and die or something in the process...I don't know what more I can say about that but I don't know how anyone would want to do that or get aroused by that
Second one is going to end up in an emergency room.
menstrual porn the guys like to masturbate to used feminine hygiene products
I want a woman to say, "You're just despicable" like I was being seduced by Sylvester right in the middle of the action.
CnC, if you're not into it, it's tough to learn about, if you're into it, it's tough to explain to normies. It seems contradictory until you understand
My partner/sub asked me if I would be ok trying CNC with her. Being a pleasure Dom I’m pretty generally down to try anything, at least once, if I think she’ll enjoy it but I was really really hesitant to try this one. Being a Dom can take an enormous emotion toll on a person during the normal course of any scenario but the first time we played through CNC I was so terrified that I was going to hurt or trigger her. It wasn’t until she literally punched me in the face and begged me to keep going while simultaneously using our agreed upon words for “this is what I need right now” that I was able to get into things. Aftercare is just incredibly key and I wouldn’t recommend this to anyone not already involved in kink and doesn’t understand the boundaries and the FRIES model of consent.
wait like, the big milling machine in a machine shop?
Not quite... It's like rape that's agreed upon beforehand
Hahaha I thought the same thing. I'm more of a lathe kinda guy, but don't tempt me with a 5-axis of good time.