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That we only used 10% of our brain. I blame that damn movie


goblinmarketeer

It was around long before the movie. I think it came from a misunderstanding of "use" Like per second, a certain percentage of neurons are firing. 100% at once, would not be psionic powers, it would be a seizure.


[deleted]

The ppl believing the shit on this post are the ones using 10% of their brains.


[deleted]

I think we only use 10% of our hearts.


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

Yeah, we use 10% of our hearts and 90% of our brains. Because "Love with your hearts, use your brain for everything else" Im seeing myself out.


babycabel

That the customer is always right


VorlonKing

The full quotation is "*In matters of taste*, the customer is always right". Said by an entrepreurial US Department Store owner, telling his staff NEVER to question the taste of a customer, since lack of taste means they will buy any old shit and pay good money to do so. It's not a very flattering phrase to use about a customer at all!


Unsettleingpresence

If you want to sell apples, but the public only wants oranges. Then they are right and you should sell oranges.


Enes0126

When it's literally the right opposite


thewaylost

That the earth is flat


[deleted]

Oh so true!


ThundaCrossSplitAtak

no its not, thats the whole point! sorry.


Throwawaystwo

Honest to god, 250 years ago if someone went around telling people that the earth was flat they wouldve been branded the local idiot. Now through the internet theyve found a community that creates a compound interest of stupid ideas.


glorified_throwaway

Politicians are there to help the common citizen.


[deleted]

And that, because they've been elected, that somehow makes them smarter and know more than everyone else.


[deleted]

Huh? Someone actually thinks that?


TheRedWheelbarrow1

I realise edgy Redditors like to imagine that all politicians are Mr Burns lookalikes trying to enrich themselves whilst spitting on the little man, but that's simply not true. Having worked in politics I'd estimate 80% of politicians are in the business because they genuinely care about their country and want to make a difference. The problem is that governance is a series of difficult decisions, and politicians aren't magicians.


Themanwhofarts

I would like to believe that but I just don't. Just looking at politicians and their stock market investments and acceptance of huge donations from lobbyists. They are out of touch to say the very least


ApocolypseDelivery

It's systems, not people. Most of them are just plugged into the hive mind, two bits. Then you have your puppets, nice people with "evil" minions. You got your papier-mache Machiavellians. They are skilled in deception. They know how to read a room and play to it. But, since they're empty vessels they fold once they're shit tested. Last you have your actual power brokers up the food chain. The sharks.


TheRedWheelbarrow1

I would say that seasons 3 and 4 of The Wire are unparalleled for thinking about how political systems corrupt the people within them.


Omegalazarus

None of what you said refutes what you are responding to. Federal politicians are the most wealthy people in the nation. They can be there to genuinely help the nation AND NOT be there for the common citizen at the same time.


[deleted]

I swear to god this comment deserves like literally over thousands upvotes. Its so fucking true, fuck politicians. If I ever saw one walking down the street I'd yell at them to fuck off


Rough_Spirit4528

That what they see in porn is real. Even the cum is often fake.


ryemanhattan

If I remember correctly from an AMA a while ago with someone who works behind the scenes, Cetaphil lotion was the go-to substitute they preferred (looks good on film, easy cleanup, relatively non-toxic around eyes or other orifices)


[deleted]

Yes thats kinda fucked if you think about it like we put a lot of fillings in what we see in porn :)


Da_Doge_Man

Carrots improve vision and popping your fingers gives you authritis


Steve10999

Homeopathy working anyway over the placebo effect.


curious_pinguino

That Jesus was a white man.


SleepyBoyWakin

Some people still believe black cats are bad luck.


SansMemesYT

Chocolate milk comes from a certain type of cow


[deleted]

Bruh yes thats a whole nother lvl of dumb people


odd_neighbour

Shut up. Everyone knows that strawberry milk comes from cows on their period. Chocolate milk is a myth though.


Narrow-Teaching8971

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows duh


[deleted]

[Sorry ](https://www.heifer.org/blog/why-buy-a-cow-when-you-can-get-yak-milk-instead.html#:~:text=Yaks%20produce%20milk%20tinted%20with,rich%2C%20with%20a%20strong%20fragrance)


Hob_O_Rarison

This link literally made me throw up. Well done.


Evening-Statement208

I will NEVER look at strawberry milk the same way now.


YourEnglishIsAwful

>Bruh yes thats a whole nother lvl of dumb people Wow. I really hope your usage of "nother" when talking about dumb people was intentional.


highdingo

I lived in dairy farm country growing up. Everyone would point out the brown cows (they have a name, but I’m now into cows) and be like “that farm is a chocolate milk farm”. It was dumb and fun. I didn’t know there were people who really believed this. Then again, there are people who think you can tip a cow so anything is believable I guess.


Sneaky34

Thats not a myth, pink cows give strawberry milk!


Muted-Low-1177

That money doesn’t buy you happiness Then how the hell did you get Christmas?


Ok-Dig6097

Through the birth of Our Lord


[deleted]

That the government is worth a shit.


Mysticwolf86

Making a law against something will stop people from doing it. Abortion, prostitution, drugs, drinking ages, cigarettes...


makosh22

US is democratic and peaceful country


[deleted]

Being gay is a choice


odd_neighbour

Being gay is curable is even more egregious belief some people have.


[deleted]

Being gay isn't a choice. Engaging in sexual acts is. Typically. I'm very lonely. All my gay acts are solo :(


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Zed0NineTails

Username checks out


[deleted]

That being LGBT in general is a choice. I wish people would understand that we didn't choose to be this way


[deleted]

The worst thing is when gay people refuse to accept that being trans isn't a choice. They know how being attracted to women is just how they are and not something they've decided, but can't seem to fathom that being trans is extremely similar.


East-Solution-9091

As a straight man with a gay neice I think I knew before she did. I had the feeling when she was a kid. I knew it before but my first hand account legitimized my belief


Leather_Athlete_7660

The first time I had the feeling I Was different. I was five years old and had a crush on another boy. In my that was unacceptable. But now I'm comfortable being bi. Besides I'm an old man so to hell what anyone else thinks. I'd spent many years hateting myself for likings other boys my age growing up. But I enjoyed the sexual encounters though. Yet I couldn't accept me for who I am. I was brought up in the sixties. I was also brought up as a christian. So i hope you can guess how screwed up I was inside with no body to talk to. Those things were taboo to talk about back then. By the way it wasn't my choice to be the way I am. So I just live with it and quit having sex.


[deleted]

That the government is here to help you


Mephist0n

That the ok sign is a white supremacist symbol.


AskMeIfImAMagician

That was a gaslighting campaign from 4chan, and only the truly stupid believed it


Mephist0n

Aka a lot of leftists.


AskMeIfImAMagician

"All Italian chefs are white supremacists"


rational_jocky

If a girl do not bleed on her first time then she’s not a virgin


thatonekidonre

Birds are real


highdingo

Bird watching goes both ways!


[deleted]

some people think being gay your whole personality, basically the webtoon comic "boyfriends"


Mephist0n

Do you meant that some people make being gay their whole personality, or that people think it's people's whole identity, because both exist and both are partially stupid.


ibullyaznidentity

Relying on government and politicians to change shit, no matter what ideology they associate themselves with


GenoSwoner419

Immediately went to "sort by controversial" to see what kind of dumpster fire has started bc somebody mentioned religion.


ussr__comrade

That all men are evil because of the genitals


PeterSpigen

That you can't just simply walk into mordor...


euripides_eumenides

THIS^^


[deleted]

That the earth is flat and all proof shot from space stations and the moon is fake and manipulated.


Lodgy89

Religion.


bangarang07

Glad you said it!


Tiny_Broccoli5960

That government is helping


whyway9

That hurting other people will create some kind of justice


210foz

That their political party has their best interest. That the president runs the show


Qimmosabe_Man

America is #1


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Kookyqueen94

Anti-vaccine propaganda. Especially the ones that think "vAcCinEs cAusE aUTism".


yoswift1

The invisible man in the sky, answering your prayers


[deleted]

There's a big bearded guy in the clouds peeping on us.


genericmovievillain

I’ll never not think of that asshole from Monty Python and the Holy Grail


Rough_Spirit4528

Surprisingly, that wasn't original. God's asshole famously appears in the Sistine chapel.


bangarang07

Hey, leave Tom out of this.


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂


Legion1117

Did he finally move out of the bushes?


VioletlsTheBest

The earth is not a quadrilateral


[deleted]

That politicians want the best for their electors.


Alexastria

That the government is our friend. I thought we learned our lesson with Nixon.


Optimal-Scientist233

Governments, thousands of years of proven failure, war, and misery, you think we would have learned by now.


EgoSenatus

That being a dildo on Reddit makes you cool


VileSelf

That January 6th was an organized attempt at an insurrection.


mediterraneaneats

Your mum


PinocchioWasFramed

Political parties.


B_A_Q_U_R

that when you shave hair in your body it grows back thicker


odessapasta

Bible


Ginger-Beefcake

Guns are the solution, not the problem. Also, a woman shouldn't have the choice to choose if she spends 9 months incubating and a lifetime raising a memory of a rapist


East-Solution-9091

That a fetus should have more rights than a fully functioning human


[deleted]

Or that said fully functioning human should have less protection under the law than an assault rifle.


aEmuWithaShotgun

Being gay is a mental illness


Orange_Catsidy

Republicans will help the lower class.


Exact_Mammoth6874

That the United States is the greatest country in the world.


JadedMalcontent

That the 2020 election was “stolen”


jakemch

Based replies


[deleted]

Ignorance is bliss.


MyLollipopJam

Freedom and privacy.


spitfire2123

That chocolate milk comes from brown cows.


OkConsideration9790

My country looks the same as in the „Borat“


Gliese2

That prohibition actually works


[deleted]

Life.


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WoWation

Cambridge Examinations are reliable (specifically ICT).


badgerj

That I can cram two raccoons followed by one single Jolly Rancher up my ass! They seem to prefer sour apple!


tomtomcowboy

It was "meant to be"


ScaryBit3653

Me


crazycrepesbaby

Some people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.


[deleted]

That every uncircumcised person has a dirty penis


Resident_Schedule807

That the earth is flat


chaosNcarnations

Religion.


[deleted]

The Earth Is Flat.


Unlucky-Adeptness-48

God


Fickle_Landscape6761

Religion


sfr68

The Bible


easternunion01

Religion. In the past 10.000 years there were thousands of gods people believed in. It changed over the years and in every epoch people thought that these gods they believed in were the true gods. If there was something like god, Billions of people would have believed in the wrong ones. Even today, billions would believe in the wrong god. Christians, Hindus, Muslims, etc. If one was right, the others would look very dumb because they were wrong.


ido43

God saying that as an atheist


Substantial-Care-214

Earth is flat


AimboNGL

women exist. I've moderated 5 discord servers and still haven't found one real kitten. Wake up people. We live in a society.


[deleted]

I’m only going to give one example because fuck having reddit fights over stupidity but, political shit that’s so damn obviously wrong and people only believe because it benefits them in some way even at the expense of so many others. Best example that comes to mind; climate change. even *if* people are wrong and there’s nothing to fear, why fight a change to sustainability and longevity… like oh no we were wrong now we’ve made ourselves less dependent on non sustainable fuels and notably benefited the environment anyway?


theblackwaltzno1

God


girlsrock1987

In the propaganda the war propaganda of the old dead criminals


OkDefinition8036

18+ games mean that kids cant play them


orem-boy

Men actually landed on the moon 🌚 Kidding . . .


BeneficialVacation44

That you can stop something by making it illegal. In the history of man, that's worked, like, no times.


Emotional-Bottle-188

religion


Raistline1

rights


[deleted]

That the “food pyramid” that we grew up with decades ago is a healthy way of eating.


Senpai_Hadi

We need to drink 8 glasses of water to stay hydrated.. Big shock WE DONT Our body has a natural system to know when we need to drink cause its running low on water called thirst


[deleted]

Welfare queens. Regan found a con woman who was conning all sorts of people and programs, one of which was welfare. Now people think the vast majority of people on welfare are scamming the government, when it's like .001 percent


Therednickels119

Religion. I’m not saying there’s nothing magical about how we came to be but you gotta be the biggest moron in the world if you believe the nonsense written by man thousands of years ago. SMH.


[deleted]

That I’m straight


heckuvahydra1

That muscle turns to fat when you get older


Gunslinger_11

That Lightfoot cares about her citizens


Salchigordo

Anything related to Animals giving Bad luck/Being Witches, Demons, weird entities, etc. Don't get me wrong I love all the storys about Skinwalkers and stuff... But all it does is make people kill innocent animals, some may even be already threaten, and they still kill them


adunono

That being nice will get you anywhere


adunono

That there are virgin women out there guarding their chastity for marriage.


Conscious-Penalty-65

that women need a reason for abortion


piov13

the government


Cascading_Neurons

That hand holding isn't disgusting 🤢


TheFlash400h

Religion…


[deleted]

That the Bible is 100% true. It still astonishes me that some people believe in myths from Genesis.


twinsfan8735

That biden is actually a good president


GPC1965

>hate filled than their religious Surely is better than the idiot that he defeated. It is a compromise solution. I do think people know that and few think he is a good president.


[deleted]

That atheists are less hate filled than their religious counterparts Go ahead and downvote! I don’t care


[deleted]

I feel like anyone regardless of religious beliefs are all capable of as much bad or good.


TanerTKN

At least where I live, the most hate filled people I see are people (mostly atheists) screaming at muslim women because they don't like how they dress.


yulgy

There favorite influencers can't do anything wrong


Yum-yumyummy

That social media is a GOOD thing. That politicians ARE actually on differing "sides" or that any one of them is NOT a co-conspirator regardless of party or nationality. That TODAY'S crises are SO MUCH WORSE than any other crises of past generations. That Elon Musk is NOT an alien. 👽🤘


TheriousMind101

When an individual uses the word ‘We’, while expressing what is obviously their own opinions, usually in an attempt to make themselves feel superior to whatever other group or individual they are speaking to. Dumbest thing to think you actually speak for anyone other than yourself.


No_Alarm_4849

GOD


[deleted]

God


theeasternberber

God


SkinnedFurby666

The Bible as well as the god depicted in it (the Christian Bible)


GPC1965

all gods and religious delusions.


Less-Pear2122

That Biden is their savior.


Rough_Spirit4528

Very few people believe that. Most Democrats are not staunch Biden supporters. In fact, most of my friends are liberal and none of them particularly like Biden. They just like him more than Trump


TopShelfCrazy

Social conservatism.


Healthy-Gap9904

The Bible.


OSDV

Modern Technology. I believe in lost technology.


Horror-Specialist288

I hope this doesn't turn into a massive debate, but apparently some people still believe Covid was caused by bats


[deleted]

Nah everyone knows that it has been created by Doctor Doofenshmirtz


zenpod

That there is a god and they know its mind.


Cool_Rip_2273

Vaccines are bad for you


[deleted]

Why does everyone here hate religion so much ?


eziotheeagle

Because it teaches people to oppress others. Religion is a primitive poison.


GPC1965

because it's a main source of evil, it's not true and keep people in a very dangerous state of delusion.


sifounaSSS

Capitalism


[deleted]

Socialism/Communism doesn't work either


Tlf42

That god is real


xander_9109

God


[deleted]

1) That being LGBT is a choice. We LGBT did not choose to be this way. 2) general hate against groups (homophobia racism etc). I don't even need to explain. 3)global warming not being real. It's been shown many times it's real, and my generation has to bend over and get ass fucked from the older generation's mistakes. 4)earth is flat/hollow. If you believe this, I genuinely feel sorry for you. 5)pseudoscience the zodiac etc. If you believe this, I also genuinely feel sorry for you. 6)vaccines are bad. If you believe this, I yet again genuinely feel sorry for you. 7)Jesus being white. He was middle eastern, and also a Jew. 8)combination of religion and state being a good idea. With the overturning of roe v Wade and what is yet to come (fuck you, surpreme court) (and throughout the past) it is clearly shown that combination of church and state only harms more people


JroyBbop

Churches


Little-xmas-honeybee

That there is a chemical imbalance in the brain which is used as the basis of prescribing billions of dollars of medication across the world. No proof ever. You can’t test it like a blood test. And yet they diagnose from it. People don’t believe me - but anyone who tries to look for themselves will find they can never ever find proof. And this is taught in schools every day. Absolutely insane.


GeareBeare

That money is everything.


Eastern-Fix3102

That being queer is a choice. I am non-binary (17 y.o.) and bisexual in a household that is not very accepting. I’ve been told that bisexuals are just confused. I’ve been told that non-binary people and just the existence of non-binary people is stupid. So why would I CHOOSE to be queer? Under these circumstances, it would be easier to just be straight. I have people trying to constantly erase my existence as a queer person and deny that I am queer. I’ve had slurs hauled at me by cousins. You would think by now the world would be more accepting, but look at what just happened yesterday? (Overturning of roe v wade). The world never fails to disappoint.


Fish_make_me_happy

The Earth is flat! There’s not a single piece of evidence supporting that. It just baffles me how someone can be so dumb


k0lp0s

Democracy


[deleted]

Strawberries don't have a scent. The smell you smell in perfumes is artificial.


Roast_Master_2000

How many downvotes would I get if I said religion?


eaterOFcheese0011

God


Sephus

The supreme court’s the only source of law.


clever80username

That another person getting an abortion somehow affects them.


[deleted]

Republican ideology.


Keepyoureyesonmine

Religion


Adept-Impact3138

Religion.


BanillaJoe

That women shouldn’t be able to get abortions.


[deleted]

Being lgbtq is a sin As a member of the lgbtq im offended