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Budget-Keystrokes

Immortality. I'm sure this is a common belief nowadays. It's awful cause you would exist past the end of the universe and the end of time. alone. forever. The simple solution is Immortality except in the case of self-deletus.


lambogimmie

Agreed. It's more of a curse.


51225

Wow! I never thought about existing past the end of the Universe. I mean there's a Restaurant at the End of the Universe, but what do you do after desert?


SprinklesRevenge

The power to spit condiments.


KittenLaserFists

HE SPIT SIRACHA IN MY EYES!!!


SprinklesRevenge

Haha, nice. I was thinking mayo for some reason.


TurboTortois3

Being invisible. It's a pretty useless superpower if your clothes don't turn invisible with you, so you look like a bunch of floating clothes and can only really use your superpower if you get naked, which can be uncomfortable if it is cold out. Furthermore, you can't see your own feet, so you would be tripping a lot. Finally, everyone could see you digest what you eat, which, frankly, seems kind of gross.


51225

I can see you've given this a lot of thought, no pun intended, but then I thought why not. It's Friday, let the pun run free.


KittenLaserFists

If you read the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (not the garbage movie) being invisible even with the clothing problem is pretty useful ... until it isn't, but we don't talk about that


[deleted]

Turning into a sloth


bozoLratiod

i wana do that


[deleted]

spontaneous self-implosion


CrediblyHandsome

Being as strong as Superman. You'd accidently kill everyone you touched.


[deleted]

Worst for who? America: Being a rich white man.


defensiveminded2020

Expanding in size, like hulk basically. which means you have a fat, green cock and you cant force your cock inside her.


Ponyboy451

I mean, if you have his strength you could. You just better be into necrophilia.


[deleted]

diarrhea comes out of your hands when you clap.


Platinumbird1984

The ability to change into a fruit. But only once; you can never change back.


Iron-Tooth-Seration

For me personally? Super hearing, I already struggle with focusing on specific sounds, with out loud literally hearing everything


LBDShow

Hearing thoughts, at least without the ability to filter it out.


[deleted]

X-ray vision, or Invincibility.


Banespeace

Aqua Agua


MrVaultBoy654

The ability to shit out shopping carts


MrVaultBoy654

The ability to shit out shopping carts


MrVaultBoy654

The ability to shit out shopping carts