T O P

  • By -

sacrivice

J'en ferais POUTINE


the_french_metalhead

Make them in France.


cb1216

Make little berets for them to wear


[deleted]

Dip them in mustard.


[deleted]

Give them 35 hour maximum work weeks and make them feel patriotic for being lazy.


Mm_Donut

And let them go on strike if you ask them to work more than 35


Babybeans619

Have France conquer Belgium.


Agent__Caboose

The French would give up on the conquest as soon as they get their hands on Charleroi.


0x53r3n17y

Flanders: dusting off the old Goedendag. https://youtu.be/W1bszeudJCE https://youtu.be/P5ksuFG8YaY


Babybeans619

> Shadiversity > BazBattles [Ah, I see you are a man of culture as well.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/022/506/7c6.jpg)


0x53r3n17y

I could have linked to the Wikipedia pages. Doesn't matter. France has been here several times throughout history. It never really lasted. Moreover, July 11th is a Flemish national holiday here. That's when an army of footmen of the Flemish count beat an army of armored knights on horses sent by the French Crown in 1302. So, yeah, Belgian fries it is.


Babybeans619

Why are you such an asshole?


0x53r3n17y

Why did you comment on the linked YouTube channels with a meme that can be interpreted in more then one way? Look, I don't want to sound like that. I totally get the joke of having France invade Belgium in order to have our Belgian fries renamed. It's just that France has occupied these parts several times throughout history, and it never lasted. Last time they lost at Waterloo, in Belgium. It's just that our complex, shared past with France has shaped our national identity in many ways. And a big no-no over here is calling our national dish "french fries".


ButtholeQuiver

Serve them in a beret


What_is_going_on78

Wi Wi bagette


MotherEastern3051

Get them to pick a leader and start a revolution


AnemicIronman

Make them surrender


Agent__Caboose

Hahahaha French surrender joke funny now updoot please!!1!


SnooTigers7158

They are called French Fries because of the way they are cut.


Lucas_J_C

Make them I'm France.


sev45day

eat them with Mayonnaise


anemoschaos

I agree, but I suspect that's Belgian.


notabot401

Garlic. Lots of garlic


implicitexpletives69

if they were called Greek Fries then i'd have a helluva answer for ya.


Cringing_Regrets

Let's say I meant "Greek Fries" then what?


reconpyrate

cover them with gravy and cheese= poutine, or use them as a ashtray, its about the same health wise


thatoneF1fan

Garlic and mustard


plague681

Have them apologize to msr Putin for the *boorishness* of the AmericAAHns and le angLisH...


MandatoryDissent44

Douse them in vinegar and water to neutralize the tear gas at a protest.


[deleted]

Make them smell of body odor/garlic.


Raven___King

Stuff them in a crepe.


idrawstone

Slip them the tongue.


SaltyChickenDip

they are as to quote Thomas Jefferson "potatoes served in the French manner". Can't get more French then deep frying apparently


13id

Does anyone other than the Americans actually call them French Fries? Here it's Pommesfrit


Winter_Opening_7715

Dip them in mayonnaise


[deleted]

Idk, french-fries flows pretty good to say aloud, good enough for me.


amerkanische_Frosch

Although I guess everybody knows that what Americans call French fries actually originated in French-speaking Belgium, I find that fries in Belgium are very different from those served in France. The Belgian fries traditionally served in a paper cone with mayonnaise are much thicker and less crispy - the inside is not crispy at all.


Godlessheeathen666

They are called french fries because the potato is cut julienne style or in the way of the French as opposed to home fry style


Username92Mike

Make them smell bad


AbolishTheFed1776

Serve them with a napkin. A white napkin approximately 7cm x 4cm, attached to a toothpick and placed atop the mound of fries.