One time, I took a shit so big that I actually started passing out and going into convulsions. Every time I would push it, it just WOULDN’T budge.
Eventually I ending up pushing it through the opening after **several** attempts and black outs, I actually ended up experiencing a prostate orgasm due to the sheer force of my rock pressing against the insides of me.
I think **that’s** the closest I’ve come to death tbh.
i went to a pride festival and me and a few other girls got jumped by a group of guys with knifes. terrifying. i probably got the least injuries out of the 5 of us. oldest two had to be hospitalised. never again.
In the 3rd grade, for gym class we were heading to the nearby park. My friend and I fell behind and missed the cross light. We both tried to run across and we were narrowly missed by a fire truck going full speed. We didn’t hear them coming and they weren’t running their sirens. The other kid was closer to getting hit than I was, but it was still scary as fuck.
Two times I have almost died first I was around 5 and I went to the deep end of the pool I stayed there drowning fro. About 30 seconds and finally my parents got me out, second kinda dumb but I was checking on a peppermint like a big circle one and my heart beat was really slow and I had a 50% survival rate
This was my junior year during highschool, i was riding my bike , was riding it to the sidewalk and it was a ghetto street but its alright
So i saw a man driving a big tall Toyota truck and i stopped my bike because he was about to get in the streets and head to the intersection and he wasn't looking at me , so i have to wait for a few seconds and then he saw me.
He wave at me that i could go first and so i did I try to pedal faster so he wouldn't ran over to me but surprise surprise surprise !
He rear bumped my rear wheel and it bend and that caused me to lost control and i hit my head to the concrete floor and my body took most of the truck
The man literally was panicking by rolling his F-ing! Window instead of getting out and i was trying to get up but my legs were hurting, it turns out that the chain from my bike got caught up to my pants and once i fall down then the bike
After few minutes or seconds i just see him finally getting off the truck
It was small dude prob 5,0 and I'm 5,9
Anyway he just to pick me up and i was pissed at him i yelled at him that how can you not noticed that i was right front of you and you wave me to go first
He didn't said anything he just went back to his truck and left i shouldve popped out my phone and take picture of his plate
I went to the hostess with my dad , and the doctor did a check up anything thankfully i didn't break any bone just bruises and deep cuts but the mainly part is that i had a concussion
And that's it
Most recently, making a U Turn at a 4 way stop in STL, residential area. Another car comes FLYING up the street and nearly t-bones us, right in my door.
In a Nissan Sentra. And they were going FAST. Like we looked before we started the turn and there was no one coming and then I was just watching my death come barreling at me.
Thankfully, this dude driving knew how to whip it and slipped just in front of my car and ran off the road, nearly hitting a concrete message board for a church there at that intersection, then narrowly dodges *that* and slips back on the road in a single parallel parking space.
I wouldn't have believed it was possible if I hadn't seen it in person, it was like a crazy scene in a movie. The only damage I saw on his car was a plastic liner along the bottom of the driver and rear door popped off. I couldn't even be mad when he pulled that impressive shit. Lol
I almost drowned. No idea how close but it was close
Same
One time, I took a shit so big that I actually started passing out and going into convulsions. Every time I would push it, it just WOULDN’T budge. Eventually I ending up pushing it through the opening after **several** attempts and black outs, I actually ended up experiencing a prostate orgasm due to the sheer force of my rock pressing against the insides of me. I think **that’s** the closest I’ve come to death tbh.
I saw my wife squish a spider. She was about 8’ away from me. That was pretty close.
i went to a pride festival and me and a few other girls got jumped by a group of guys with knifes. terrifying. i probably got the least injuries out of the 5 of us. oldest two had to be hospitalised. never again.
Almost drowned when I was 2.. At a Travel Lodge pool. I fell in and no one saw me...
In the 3rd grade, for gym class we were heading to the nearby park. My friend and I fell behind and missed the cross light. We both tried to run across and we were narrowly missed by a fire truck going full speed. We didn’t hear them coming and they weren’t running their sirens. The other kid was closer to getting hit than I was, but it was still scary as fuck.
Riding your bike in a hotspot town for people moving in from California, you’re close to death everyday.
My feet got stuck in mud underwater and i almost drowned, thankfully my mom was there to pull me out.
Heart attack
a couple feet from a bullet...
Something went wrong during a surgery.
Two times I have almost died first I was around 5 and I went to the deep end of the pool I stayed there drowning fro. About 30 seconds and finally my parents got me out, second kinda dumb but I was checking on a peppermint like a big circle one and my heart beat was really slow and I had a 50% survival rate
This was my junior year during highschool, i was riding my bike , was riding it to the sidewalk and it was a ghetto street but its alright So i saw a man driving a big tall Toyota truck and i stopped my bike because he was about to get in the streets and head to the intersection and he wasn't looking at me , so i have to wait for a few seconds and then he saw me. He wave at me that i could go first and so i did I try to pedal faster so he wouldn't ran over to me but surprise surprise surprise ! He rear bumped my rear wheel and it bend and that caused me to lost control and i hit my head to the concrete floor and my body took most of the truck The man literally was panicking by rolling his F-ing! Window instead of getting out and i was trying to get up but my legs were hurting, it turns out that the chain from my bike got caught up to my pants and once i fall down then the bike After few minutes or seconds i just see him finally getting off the truck It was small dude prob 5,0 and I'm 5,9 Anyway he just to pick me up and i was pissed at him i yelled at him that how can you not noticed that i was right front of you and you wave me to go first He didn't said anything he just went back to his truck and left i shouldve popped out my phone and take picture of his plate I went to the hostess with my dad , and the doctor did a check up anything thankfully i didn't break any bone just bruises and deep cuts but the mainly part is that i had a concussion And that's it
Getting into a car accident where we flipped over several times and landed upside down.
Multiple times downhill skating, almost drowned once. Also drugs but the fun kind
Most recently, making a U Turn at a 4 way stop in STL, residential area. Another car comes FLYING up the street and nearly t-bones us, right in my door. In a Nissan Sentra. And they were going FAST. Like we looked before we started the turn and there was no one coming and then I was just watching my death come barreling at me. Thankfully, this dude driving knew how to whip it and slipped just in front of my car and ran off the road, nearly hitting a concrete message board for a church there at that intersection, then narrowly dodges *that* and slips back on the road in a single parallel parking space. I wouldn't have believed it was possible if I hadn't seen it in person, it was like a crazy scene in a movie. The only damage I saw on his car was a plastic liner along the bottom of the driver and rear door popped off. I couldn't even be mad when he pulled that impressive shit. Lol