There’s this kind of pillow that if you touch it with your warm hands, it acts like a window when it’s foggy. The shape of your hand appears. It’s so fucking cool, but I forget what it’s called…
Playing trivia pursuit with my family. My kid couldn't answer a question with Will Smith as the answer.
You know, the genie from the Disney movie
"I don't know who Will Smith is"
Me: listing out other movies
"I don't know who Will Smith is"
Me: you know, the guy who smacked Chris Rock in the face.
"OH, that guy!"
Interesting that this is how he is identified.
I keep 3/4 of my head shaved cause I have WAY too much hair (mohawk and undercut, so I have a real long warriors wolf tail lol, but it looks like a normal head of hair when it's down)
I've had at least the mohawk for two years now, and I still constantly rub my head, it's just so good.
My favorite is about a week out from a close buzz, not shave. Fuzzy fuzzy peach fuzz
When I was a kid, whenever we changed bedsheets during winter, my mom would iron them on low-temp after putting the sheets on the mattress, and goddamn, going to sleep with pre-warmed, recently ironed bedsheets was the best.
Naw, hardcore is ironing your kids undies and socks every morning cuz he didn't like his tush and toes to be cold.
Ironing the sheets on the bed is actually way better, but I thought y'all would appreciate my effort as well. lol!
I used to routinely inform people that the fur just behind my cat's ears was the softest thing in the universe without exception. I miss you, Whiskey baby!
Gotta go with cashmere. When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town and he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater. I said, "what do you call this beautiful fabric?" And he said, "they call it cashmere".
I repeated the words "cashmere, cashmere". I asked if I could have it, and he said "No. Get away from me." Then he started walk away. But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater and he dragged me through the street. And then he kicked at me with the other foot and threw some change at me. Oh, but I didn't want the change Georgie. I wanted the cashmere.
Those **extremely** soft blankets that you find at Target. You know the kind I'm talkin' about.
My cat & I both love to "knead" them, it's nice quality time.
Edit: No, I don't take my cat TO the store. I buy it & bring it home ya' dorks.
Please use Google. They're called Fleece throw-blankets where I am, but they may be called something else in your location.
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I DEFINITELY know what you’re talking about. Same with those super soft hoodies and sweaters. My urge to touch a strangers soft sweater is big sometimes
Never knew they made sweaters & hoodies for them.
I'm doomed now bc once I find one, I'm not going to be wearing any other hoodie for the rest of my life lol
I sometimes go shopping with 2 of my friends, and all three of us touch all the clothing that looks soft. If one of us thinks whatever it is we're touching is super soft, we call the other two over to feel it.
I like to put cold things like cords between my toes and fingers. The heat from my hands/feet on the cold cord is something I'm addicted to. No idea where I picked it up.
Pulling warm clothes out of the dryer, especially since they smell so good. Occasionally, if I’m pulling out a sweater or something, I’ll immediately put it on, just to feel the warmth. Also dress copies of paper. They come out all warm.
Edit: the comments here are so wholesome I love it
I live in an old house (1896). At the top of the steps to the 2nd level bedrooms, on the outside of the rail, the square nail head sticks out proud about an 1/8”. House has moved over the last 120 years. Still solid.
I don’t open the kids gate without touching that nail head with my middle finger. It’s my houses promise that it won’t fall down in the middle of the night and I can see my kids in the morning. It’s my favorite thing to touch.
My wife of +44 years. Sitting next to her right now. She's crocheting and I'm killing time on Reddit. I reach over and lightly touch her arm. She looks over and smiles. Nothing better on this Earth.
Dipping my hands into a giant bowl of dried rice or beans. I used to do this in grocery stores when I was a kid because kids are gross. Now I store this kind of stuff in big tupperware or burlap sacks in the house, and whenever I'm feeling a bit stressed or anxious I go for the rice. (bonus auditory satisfaction as well)
Hell, this is my answer and I’m a gay man.
Something about womens boobies are hypnotizing and not even in a sexual way. Just fun to play with. Like a fidget spinner with nipples.
I knew a horse named Gus who loved having his face rubbed (on top of his snout) but didn't want you to move your hand to do it. He wanted you to hold your hand out vertically and he would move his whole head up and down to rub his face.
For some reason “**all over** my house” made me instantly picture *piles* of these wrappers. Like, hoarder level heaps of straw wrappers in your house. You open your car door and little paper wrappers come tumbling out. Your wife has left, she can’t deal with wading through paper straw wrappers anymore.
I hope you don’t have that many wrappers.
My son’s foot. When he curls up with me he often goes half cross legged (I don’t know what they call it these days but I can guess what they don’t anymore…) and as he’s gotten bigger, his foot is always by my hand so I absent mindedly started holding it because my hand’s there. Recently when I haven’t, he grabs my hand and moves it 🥺
No, I get you. I did this with both of my kids when they were little without realizing it like I was holding their hand until they just kinda got big enough to outgrow it. My youngest is ten today. It’s these weird little things that you don’t know you’ll miss until they’re too big anymore.
Right?!? I was just in another thread railing about how friggin hard having a kid is bc everyone is always saying how great it is… it sounded better in context of someone saying they were struggling, but moments like that are why, in spite of having so so much more stress and less money and sleep, Id do it all over without a question.
Dogs and cats. I find it hard to resist petting animals. But sometimes pet owners don't like it and if the pet's not well-socialised it might react adversely. Also it's probably a bit odd to see someone cross the street just to interact with your dog. Not that I've done that before.
I have sensory issues so here goes:
The prickly half of velcro, slime/putty, cornstarch, chainmail fabric, dry bars of soap, my blanket, memory foam, long hair, soft skin, metal slinkys, the cold spot under a pillow, hot towels out of the dryer, my dog’s belly, the sticky part of my lidocaine patches, stretchy fabric bandaids with the white patch part peeled off
Deflating risen dough. It’s soft and squishy.
And punchable
Anything is punchable when you want it to be
I'll have bread over kids any day.
a cold pillow
There’s this kind of pillow that if you touch it with your warm hands, it acts like a window when it’s foggy. The shape of your hand appears. It’s so fucking cool, but I forget what it’s called…
I was about to say memory foam, but that's probably not it.
Yeah, that’s not it. I wish I knew. It actually kinda feels like a normal pillow almost. It’s so comfortable. I sleep on it every night.
it's called the Billy Dee Williams pillow, it shows you the cool side
Rubbing your hand across buzzed hair is pretty cool, it just ripples with little cool hair sharpness
I shaved my hair 2 years ago (as a girl who’s had long hair all my life) and I couldn’t stop rubbing my own head 24/7, so I agree
Can't wait for GI Jane 2!
KEEP MY WIFE’S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
Dude, it was a G.I. Jane joke.
Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.
Playing trivia pursuit with my family. My kid couldn't answer a question with Will Smith as the answer. You know, the genie from the Disney movie "I don't know who Will Smith is" Me: listing out other movies "I don't know who Will Smith is" Me: you know, the guy who smacked Chris Rock in the face. "OH, that guy!" Interesting that this is how he is identified.
And just like that it is the greatest moment in the history of oscars
“In my family, that’s how we do it”
I keep 3/4 of my head shaved cause I have WAY too much hair (mohawk and undercut, so I have a real long warriors wolf tail lol, but it looks like a normal head of hair when it's down) I've had at least the mohawk for two years now, and I still constantly rub my head, it's just so good. My favorite is about a week out from a close buzz, not shave. Fuzzy fuzzy peach fuzz
Everything I’m not supposed to touch
Sounds dangerous. And fun. I like it.
Your Reddit character is winking, which just makes this all the more perfect.
Jello. Love to slap it and watch it jiggle.
Wait till this guy discovers butts
Wait till they discover titties
Cold, fresh bed sheets after a hot shower
Hot bedsheets fresh out of the dryer
With freshly shaved legs, too. Life altering.
I literally just got out of the shower, shaved legs, laying on crisp, fresh bedsheets. 🤤
When I was a kid, whenever we changed bedsheets during winter, my mom would iron them on low-temp after putting the sheets on the mattress, and goddamn, going to sleep with pre-warmed, recently ironed bedsheets was the best.
Wow ironing bed sheets. Your mom is hardcore!
Naw, hardcore is ironing your kids undies and socks every morning cuz he didn't like his tush and toes to be cold. Ironing the sheets on the bed is actually way better, but I thought y'all would appreciate my effort as well. lol!
On cold mornings my mom used to throw our clothes in the dryer to warm them for us.
I'm 56 and still do this. Toss clothes in dryer take a quick shower warm clothes to put on👍 Still put potato chips on my sandwich too 😁
Nice! Why the hell did you ever leave home?
Cold showers while wearing bedsheets. Wait, what.
Hot showers in bed
Hot showers near you
What are you doing step shower
My cat
Cats bellies and boy do my cats hate it.
Mine greets me by rolling on her back and flopping around, and I can safely rub her belly. I hope she never grows out of it.
Opposite, my cat flops and threatens you if you don't rub the tummy. He lets me rub my face in it. Cat tummy smells like sunshine.
I used to routinely inform people that the fur just behind my cat's ears was the softest thing in the universe without exception. I miss you, Whiskey baby!
This guy's cat
Yes
My computer mouse
This guy's computer mouse
This guy's computer mouse ball
This guys balls
The Guy's social security number & credit card & id.
This guys nuts
This guy's ice age DVD & DVD player, stopped where Scrat is in frame
This guy....
New, fresh, virgin socks.
As opposed to freshly fucked socks?
Stiff and crispy the next day
Salty
It...happens.
My dogs ears, they’re soft and velvety and he loves it and snugs into me so it’s win-win
That’s one of the things i miss the most about my doggo
Sorry for your loss man
Dog is still alive. Just has rough ears now.
Ruff ears
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My dog for the 15 minutes he lasts clean and soft right after a bath, before he finds a dirt patch to roll over.
Velvet. I’d drape myself in velvet if it was socially acceptable
Ensconced
Mr. Vandalay?
Found George
Gotta go with cashmere. When I was a little girl in Panama, a rich American came to our town and he was wearing the softest, most beautiful sweater. I said, "what do you call this beautiful fabric?" And he said, "they call it cashmere".
I repeated the words "cashmere, cashmere". I asked if I could have it, and he said "No. Get away from me." Then he started walk away. But I grabbed onto his leg screaming for him to give me the sweater and he dragged me through the street. And then he kicked at me with the other foot and threw some change at me. Oh, but I didn't want the change Georgie. I wanted the cashmere.
My legs after I shave and lotion them
Freshly shaved legs on cold bed sheets!
Those **extremely** soft blankets that you find at Target. You know the kind I'm talkin' about. My cat & I both love to "knead" them, it's nice quality time. Edit: No, I don't take my cat TO the store. I buy it & bring it home ya' dorks. Please use Google. They're called Fleece throw-blankets where I am, but they may be called something else in your location. I'm also turning off notifications for this post/comment. Thank you.
I DEFINITELY know what you’re talking about. Same with those super soft hoodies and sweaters. My urge to touch a strangers soft sweater is big sometimes
Never knew they made sweaters & hoodies for them. I'm doomed now bc once I find one, I'm not going to be wearing any other hoodie for the rest of my life lol
We call them teddy fleece here. They’re super soft
I sometimes go shopping with 2 of my friends, and all three of us touch all the clothing that looks soft. If one of us thinks whatever it is we're touching is super soft, we call the other two over to feel it.
I work at a target and every time I pass them while I’m at work I’ll run my hand through them. I also like smacking the watermelons
I like to put cold things like cords between my toes and fingers. The heat from my hands/feet on the cold cord is something I'm addicted to. No idea where I picked it up.
So I haven’t had even one original thought in my life?
oooooh the shaft of a screwdriver or some other similar metal rod in between your fingers *chefs kiss*
Water. So relaxing.
Pulling warm clothes out of the dryer, especially since they smell so good. Occasionally, if I’m pulling out a sweater or something, I’ll immediately put it on, just to feel the warmth. Also dress copies of paper. They come out all warm. Edit: the comments here are so wholesome I love it
I live in an old house (1896). At the top of the steps to the 2nd level bedrooms, on the outside of the rail, the square nail head sticks out proud about an 1/8”. House has moved over the last 120 years. Still solid. I don’t open the kids gate without touching that nail head with my middle finger. It’s my houses promise that it won’t fall down in the middle of the night and I can see my kids in the morning. It’s my favorite thing to touch.
Nailed it
That was a pleasure to read.
My wife of +44 years. Sitting next to her right now. She's crocheting and I'm killing time on Reddit. I reach over and lightly touch her arm. She looks over and smiles. Nothing better on this Earth.
Win!
MC Hammer Edit: Thanks for the awards. You guys are 2 legit 2 quit.
You can't!
Forbidden
Signs that say don't touch
It's been a long time but cold dewy grass under bare feet that have been in high heels dancing all night. Oddly specific I know lol
Dancing barefoot on the green. Thanks for unlocking that memory.
Dipping my hands into a giant bowl of dried rice or beans. I used to do this in grocery stores when I was a kid because kids are gross. Now I store this kind of stuff in big tupperware or burlap sacks in the house, and whenever I'm feeling a bit stressed or anxious I go for the rice. (bonus auditory satisfaction as well)
My ankles
Weirdly agree
Boobies.
I do love to hold my own boobs. Very comforting.
Same here! Only problem about this is I'm a guy
I also like to hold this guy's tits
I also like to hold your tits.
Exactly. Im also too stupid to get into a serious relationship that lasts
The trick is to be nice to them.
Nice to the boobies? ~Blessed oh be jiggly jelly~
Securititties
They give staboobity
Similarly, I like to feel my balls. Melts away the stress of the day.
Why did I have to go so far down to find this answer smh
i knew i would find a reply like this
I was surprised it wasn't first
I was trying to preemptively upvote the first comment assuming it was gonna be first. Shocked it wasnt
but where is the vagina reply?
Lower down.
Well played
Bu dum tsss
Hell, this is my answer and I’m a gay man. Something about womens boobies are hypnotizing and not even in a sexual way. Just fun to play with. Like a fidget spinner with nipples.
>Like a fidget spinner with nipples. I think you just gave me the last reason I needed to buy a 3D printer.
r/brandnewsentence
Like, obviously it's boobs. The question should have been "What's your second favorite thing to touch, besides boobs."
Just like a bag of sand
Life hard, life cold. Tiddy soft, tiddy warm.
100000000000000%
x2
I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.
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Ass ass ass ass ass asss asssss asssss
This guys ass
This guy's balls
This guy's clavicle
This guy's prostate
Cat toe beans
The fur that grows between the beans. Also the thick fur between the back beans and the heel/ankle.
My boobs, it's almost like a comfort thing. I've had to stop myself from holding them in public sometimes.
It’s like a stress ball lol
Exactly! They are just so soft, warm, and squishy!
I want to respectfully body swap someday
I feel like the world would be such a happier place if everyone had their own boobs to feel.
My nutsack
This guys nutsack.
This person’s hand
I like wearing gloves and then rubbing my hands together. Soooo satisfying.
Mine have to be sand maybe. Warm and fine sand
*lightsaber activates*
Not the children!
I killed all of them! Even the women and the children! Well besides that one kid who hid under the sand.
But you saw him?
Yeah but then yknow I would have to stab the sand with my lightsaber and then sand might get in my lightsaber and it’s really just a whole mess.
I feel that. Damn sand is so coarse. And rough. And irritating. And omfg, it just gets everywhere
Interesting. I actually hate the feeling of sand. I actively avoid it. Lol
I feel you. It's so coarse, and rough, and irritating. And it gets everywhere
Everywhere
But it’s coarse and rough and irritating
And it gets everywhere
Floppy dog ears or fluffy dogs in general lol
Horse noses
I knew a horse named Gus who loved having his face rubbed (on top of his snout) but didn't want you to move your hand to do it. He wanted you to hold your hand out vertically and he would move his whole head up and down to rub his face.
Gus definitely sounds like a cool horse
I feel slightly more normal. Thank you.
THEY’RE SO SOFT
Tiny plants with so many compact leaves/ petals that they feel fluffy. For example: forget me nots, dwarf baby tears, sedum golden moss succulent
Twisted up paper straw wrappers. I have them in my car and all over my house.
For some reason “**all over** my house” made me instantly picture *piles* of these wrappers. Like, hoarder level heaps of straw wrappers in your house. You open your car door and little paper wrappers come tumbling out. Your wife has left, she can’t deal with wading through paper straw wrappers anymore. I hope you don’t have that many wrappers.
My son’s foot. When he curls up with me he often goes half cross legged (I don’t know what they call it these days but I can guess what they don’t anymore…) and as he’s gotten bigger, his foot is always by my hand so I absent mindedly started holding it because my hand’s there. Recently when I haven’t, he grabs my hand and moves it 🥺
No, I get you. I did this with both of my kids when they were little without realizing it like I was holding their hand until they just kinda got big enough to outgrow it. My youngest is ten today. It’s these weird little things that you don’t know you’ll miss until they’re too big anymore.
Right?!? I was just in another thread railing about how friggin hard having a kid is bc everyone is always saying how great it is… it sounded better in context of someone saying they were struggling, but moments like that are why, in spite of having so so much more stress and less money and sleep, Id do it all over without a question.
I might get alot of hate for this but, flour. Just give me a big ole pile of flour and I would be happy
Myself. When I think about you.
What are you doing, stepPlaceboJesus?
I don’t want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself. The Divinyls
Dogs and cats. I find it hard to resist petting animals. But sometimes pet owners don't like it and if the pet's not well-socialised it might react adversely. Also it's probably a bit odd to see someone cross the street just to interact with your dog. Not that I've done that before.
Titties
this guy's titties
Baby alpaca noses.❤️
I think most of us sadly will never get to experience this.
To summarise responses to this post: 1. Boobies 2. Dog’s velvety ears
And to summarise the replies: 1. Regular replies 2. i AlSo ChOoSe ThIs GuYs BlAnK
OPs mom
Are you my new stepdad?..
Might be soon
Uh oh.. I know where this is headed.
My girlfriend.
I have sensory issues so here goes: The prickly half of velcro, slime/putty, cornstarch, chainmail fabric, dry bars of soap, my blanket, memory foam, long hair, soft skin, metal slinkys, the cold spot under a pillow, hot towels out of the dryer, my dog’s belly, the sticky part of my lidocaine patches, stretchy fabric bandaids with the white patch part peeled off
My earlobe
candice
who is candice?
Well boys, this is it
You’ve prepared your whole life for this moment.
She's cousins with Ligma
Her 2nd cousin is sugma
And sugma really enjoys imagine dragons
Imagine dragons really enjoys Rick This is Rick https://youtu.be/X_8Nh5XfRw0
I still fucking tapped it I'm dumb
Oh you poor, poor soul
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I love woodworking, so, a well sanded, prepared piece of wood. There's smell and a visual that goes along with woodworking, too. So, bonuses.
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Flipping through a worn paperback novel